File: shitty fucking art game.swf-(1.75 MB, 480x240, Game)
[_] Anon 2535370 for >2535219 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2535422 this is actually really good.
>> [_] Anon 2535430 don't understand a shit
>> [_] Anon 2535542 2deep4me

File: Shitty Fucking Art Game (4Chan Edition).swf-(1.75 MB, Game)
[_] What should I make next? !bksFCWEVEQ 1811759 hay /f/, I'm the asshole who made this game and, if you remember them, mascara maiden 3, bang, the super girl flash, and other shit that's not important. Anyway, i'm currently working on a game "Dick Argonauts 2: Fishin' for a Mission (In Time)" which will be a real time strategy fishing game. However, I'm mildly tired of the idea right now, so I'm asking y'all if you have any ideas you'd like to see made. If you like the fishing game idea, tell me to get off my ass and get back to work on it, or just give me any other ideas you might have. This isn't an "oh i'm out of ideas i want to steal your ideas and take all the credit" thing but a "i know what i want to make, but i want to know if people would prefer i make other things" dealio. Flash related. It's a shitty fucking art game. [spoiler]it's satire.[/spoiler] Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1811783 I couldn't climb back up the stairs.
>> [_] Anon 1811795 God Damnit!!! I lost....
>> [_] Anon 1811809 >># lol nice post... hay ive got tons of ideas i wouldent mind you stealing lol its all good... ive kindof come to a programers block myself.... i realy like strategy games, not sure about fishing tho to be honist ...
>> [_] Anon 1811908 Make something with fish, origami, and fire. I believe in you.

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[_] [G] for MURDARMACHENE on /v/ HELLA JEFF !bksFCWEVEQ 1526847 i'm not going to repost this game anymore, i promise. concept: satire/mockey of shitty fucking art games. that's all I got.
>> [_] HELLA JEFF !bksFCWEVEQ 1526849 and for the record, there are only 5 in-game days, so don't think "oh it's just going to go on forever" and stop playing for that reason.
>> [_] MURDARMACHENE !BITCH.R2uY 1526851 read my post on /v/ for my response to this shitty wannabe "lol it's supposed t obe shitty copy" game
>> [_] Anon 1526875 >># >># >tripfags from /v/ insulting each other using /f/... >they're serious... ahaha /v/, i never doubted your shit level >read my post on /v/ >doesn't post a link to his post Baby in the summertime, that is where I'll be...
>> [_] Anon 1526913 >># truly, they are no /f/riends of ours
>> [_] Anon 1526921 This lasted longer than the thread anyway.
>> [_] Anon 1526937 Fucking stairs
>> [_] Anon 1526981 The clown that made this attributes quotes to anonymous instead of Jesus. What a mook
>> [_] Anon 1527013 >># aNONYMOUS IS SUPERIOUR TO jESUS. aT LEAST WE USE CAPS LOCK PROPERLY.
>> [_] Anon 1527069 Gay

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[_] [G] for /v/ !bksFCWEVEQ 1524180 explanation coming shortly in the following post
>> [_] !bksFCWEVEQ 1524182 heere we go: http://boards.4chan.org/v/res/98839520
>> [_] Anon 1524268 I WARNED YOU ABOUT STAIRS
>> [_] !bksFCWEVEQ 1524276 >># Funny enough, when I first made this tripcode I also used the name HELLA JEFF with it. I might start using that again.

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[_] [G] Reposting for people who missed it. !bksFCWEVEQ 1503979 lo and behold, this is the shitty fucking art game I promised about half a month ago to the denizens of /v/ and /f/, a blatant satire of the shitty art games that are beginning to plague the internet. However, a lot of the people on Kongregate, and some of the people on Newgrounds, didn't get that it was a satire, which made their comments all the more hilarious. Hopefully you guys will be able to appreciate the satire, even if you don't like the game itself. As always, ask away, I'll answer any questions you have for me. For the sake of good fun, the game-completion bonus menu is available from the beginning on this 4chan version. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1503983 Should've had your son banging your wife instead of jackass next door. It would've been DEEPER.
>> [_] !bksFCWEVEQ 1504009 >># too deep bro, too deep
>> [_] Anon 1504013 I think you need more sounds of drone walking on different surfaces. It resembles how empty the world really is
>> [_] !bksFCWEVEQ 1504014 >># I tried that early on in the game, but the way I had the platforming engine built didn't really support that. I'm working on developing an engine that can properly do that for my next few projects, though.
>> [_] Anon 1504038 You know what? Regardless of the fact that this is satire, I actually quite enjoyed the game. I seriously do hope to see more of these kinds of games regardless of the fact you stated clearly you do not want to see more of these kinds of games. Also could you name a few shitty art games that are plaguing the internet? I must be living under a rock, but I have not heard or seen much of these games.
>> [_] !bksFCWEVEQ 1504045 >># The people on newgrounds mentioned this one guy I hadn't heard of until now who makes absolutely ATROCIOUS games; Austin Breed's the name, and the first "game" of his I checked was "sweatshop boy" viewable at: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/53 9414 It's absolutely terrible. One of the games that inspired this though was "(I Fell In Love With) The Majesty of Colors" which was just an irritating game in general. And I agree, I want to see more art games that are enjoyable. One game "Don't Look Back" is one of the more enjoyable art games I've played, and I really want to see more games actual art games that are good. My main issue is with bad games that try to justify their shittiness with an "artistic" message.
>> [_] Anon 1504071 I'd say The Company of Myself is pretty good too, if it counts.
>> [_] Anon 1504073 >># Can't remember the name of it, but there's one that tells you to do something then says the opposite if you do it and berates you if you don't. Some shitty platformer with trippy visuals. There's also that "You only have one chance" game.
>> [_] Anon 1504074 I remember you posting that one flash where you shoot people, and it gives you a random quip about their life. Glad to see you deliver.
>> [_] Anon 1504076 >># Loved?
>> [_] Anon 1504077 >># Oh man I want to replay that, what was the name?
>> [_] Anon 1504078 >># That's probably it, thanks bro. Forgot to ask another Anon to field the name for me.
>> [_] !bksFCWEVEQ 1504081 >># The gameplay of that game is good, but the constant commentary and such is annoying as fuck. >># >># Ah yes, bang. There's an element like bang in this game, but not as fleshed out.
>> [_] Anon 1504082 >># off to replay bang, thanks brah
>> [_] Anon 1504107 >Ruin the good name of art. Hipsters and modern "artists" already did that years ago.
>> [_] Anon 1504108 I rather like the reloading mechanism in the shooty assassination bit. Not quite sure how well it'd work in a proper game, but it's novel.
>> [_] Anon 1504159 OUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAH SO INDIE