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[_] Anonymous 02/24/14(Mon)01:32 No.2299090
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>> [_] Anonymous 02/24/14(Mon)01:37 No.2299098
This is your brain on weed
>> [_] Anonymous 02/24/14(Mon)01:45 No.2299107
Man that's some good weed he's got.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/24/14(Mon)01:54 No.2299120
>>2299107
>>2299098
>Salvia
Morons
>> [_] Anonymous 02/24/14(Mon)02:21 No.2299137
THAT NIGGER WAS ON PCP JOHNSON
I HAD TO USE NECESSARY FORCE
YOU SAW HIM
>> [_] Anonymous 02/24/14(Mon)02:29 No.2299142
get hype! for trees
bob ross watch out
>> [_] 02/24/14(Mon)02:58 No.2299177
wow
I really need to try salvia.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/24/14(Mon)03:01 No.2299180
>>2299107
>>2299098
>pot
Nigger, people get silly/laughing/mildly dumb when they're on pot, but nothing like this.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/24/14(Mon)03:07 No.2299184
>>2299180
>mildly
>> [_] Anonymous 02/24/14(Mon)03:40 No.2299213
kind of reminds me of pickles for some reason
>> [_] Anonymous 02/24/14(Mon)04:00 No.2299240
>>2299177
No. You don't.
For every silly reaction, there are five horrifying ones. Salvia's shit. Get real psychedelics if
you want to have a profound experience.
Just make sure you're safe and have a sitter who you trust.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/24/14(Mon)04:02 No.2299242
THANK YOU BASED MACHO MAN
>> [_] Anonymous 02/24/14(Mon)04:03 No.2299245
This guy looks like he's having a fucking amazing time
I don't think I'll ever be as excited about anything as this motherfucker is about fucking trees.
What am I doing with my life?
>> [_] Anonymous 02/24/14(Mon)04:11 No.2299251
>>2299245
Not being fat loser piece of shit like him?
oh wait
>> [_] 02/24/14(Mon)04:13 No.2299254
>>2299240
I have a brother 362 days younger than me who has tried/done more shit than I have and he says
pretty much the same thing.
He told me it's pretty amazing. However, the last time he took it he had a bad trip and never
wants to try it again. It gave him some kind of emotion he can't really explain that I can tell
he's scared of. He said it, "made him feel like he was an empty wet can." I have no fucking clue
what he really meant but I've known him for all my memorable life and I could tell he was
frightened or put off from it.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/24/14(Mon)05:59 No.2299291
This is not what Salvia is like. Salvia plants you on your ass when you smoke it right, and you
lose all self of self. The past four times I've smoked it, I lost all sense of Ego and the world
around me became an enticing, beautiful fractal. It was beautiful and terrifying. There was no
way to comprehend it, much less anything else that was happening, but it was beautiful. I can't
put it into words, but I feel that I learned something from it each time I partook of it.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/24/14(Mon)06:01 No.2299293
If you have any mental disorders, any post traumatic stress injury... if you've been raped, if
you've been beaten, if you fear anything with regularity, DO NOT TAKE SALVIA UNDER ANY
CIRCUMSTANCE.
...but if life is pretty ok and you really haven't had anything going against you, like I had at
that point, oh man. Get your hand on this shit. It's WONDERFUL. Just remember.
Bong full of water. Put a little tiny bit of Listerine in there for minty fun. Use a butane torch
to make sure the Salvia burns at a high enough temperature. A normal lighter is just going to
make you act like an idiot. Hold that shit in as long as you can. Really, don't release your lung
full of smoke until you absolutely can't any more. By the time you can't any more, you won't
realize you even exist.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/24/14(Mon)06:05 No.2299298
Once you sober up, let us know how you feel. what you experienced. It's a whole 'nother world! My
first time, there was a red art cart next to me. That art cart turned into red triangles, and
then into a ship made of lego like blocks. It all swirled around in a continuous spiral until I
sobered and it just faded away like nothing had ever happened, and I was left giggling to myself.
My friend asked what happened, and after another fifteen or twenty minutes I was able to form
words to tell her.
Salvia isn't weak stuff. It might be legal, but it will, if you do it right, put you on your ass.
...and not always in a good way. Be careful with it.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/24/14(Mon)08:33 No.2299346
The first time I tried it I thought I was leaving the universe for good, I very sad but then I
woke up covered in bong water.
The second time I did it in my room while I was alone, I got up and walked around and my house
wall full of oranges, some of the oranges had hands coming out of them. I went back to bed and I
got stuck in a mental loop that I thought would never end, it was one of the most uncomfortable
experiences of my life. When I eventually woke up I had temporary amnesia, I had to slowly work
out who I was and who I knew. This was good because for the first time I was able to analyze my
relationships and my life without any bias. I think salvia is quite a useful drug for self
discovery, that said I wouldn't do it again because I've never had an enjoyable trip using it and
most of my trips were very jarring experiences.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/24/14(Mon)10:25 No.2299371
first time i tried it i smoked out of a bong with a jet torch(like your supposed to). I was
sitting down and wasnt really feeling it. I put the bong down and stood up....and fell through
the ground. I could see myself falling through something like the empire state building. I was
yelling at the top of my lungs and i swear I could feel the wind blowing my hair. would try again
