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[_] Anon 3433370
>> [_] Anon 3433377 >># what the fuck is this bullshit?
>> [_] Anon 3433413 >># this was much longer than i thought it would be thanks i guess

File: 1306400269.[koh]_htns6.swf-(8.92 MB, Other)
[_] A Furry's Guide for how to not totally suck at commissioning. Anon 1951826
>> [_] Anon 1951836 oh noes, ILLEGAL PHOTOGRAPHS FROM 4CHAN
>> [_] Anon 1951857 murry purry hurrie durrie mcflurry drinking furry
>> [_] Anon 1951861 THIS IS SO RANDUM XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd dddd
>> [_] Anon 1951921 I couldn't help it, I loled at probe
>> [_] Anon 1951941 nice and informative
>> [_] Anon 1951957 and suddenly I have watched the whole thing. I like this guy. He somehow managed to keep my attention and interest despite me not having any interest in what he was talking about. Props.
>> [_] Anon 1951966 >># Agreed.
>> [_] Anon 1951971 How to not make a funny guide to anything ever.
>> [_] Anon 1951972 >># Ditto
>> [_] Anon 1951988 >># >># >>#
>> [_] Anon 1951990 How to not totally suck: Don't be a furry.
>> [_] Anon 1952013 This isn't porno. Boo this man.

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[_] How to not suck at comissioning Anon 1720584 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1720592 >taking commissions from furries Why would you do that? Do they pay in gold?
>> [_] Anon 1720593 This is comedy cold And I don't even like furry art
>> [_] Anon 1720595 >># >Comedy cold but yeah. this is entertaining. and long. christ its long.
>> [_] Anon 1720596 finally, I know how to ask for that Rose/Vriska toilet slave piece
>> [_] Anon 1720608 Is there a .swf player that lets you fast forward/rewind/etc.?
>> [_] Anon 1720610 MURRY PURRY FURRY MCFLURRY HURRIE-DURRY
>> [_] Anon 1720664 >># the standard flash player has those functions, however if your asking what i think your asking then im sorry to inform you that flash does not work that way,what you see is generated at run time, its not like a video
>> [_] Anon 1720672 >># >mfw interpreted languages
>> [_] Anon 1720687 >># im fairly sure flash comes under the same category as java, its semi compiled i think
>> [_] Anon 1720694 Meh. Long, but it was pretty funny
>> [_] Anon 1720706 What are you fucking serious? I have to draw an example of what I want for a simple commission?
>> [_] Mr. Kidnapper !VANVANPVIU 1720725 >># This isn't a vector flash, but a bunch of rasterized images and static texts. While it is compiled at runtime, flash operates in frames, just like regular videos, and you can go to these frames as programmed. Sometimes you can get external software like swfchan's embedded player or a SWF Decompiler to jump to frames. Do note that swfchan's embedded player's seekbar often doesn't really work.
>> [_] Anon 1720731 >># yes but then you have to take movieclips into account, i doubt there are players that allow you to control individual movieclips
>> [_] Mr. Kidnapper !VANVANPVIU 1720736 >># Yes in fact, there is. I don't know how to do it in AS2, but you can control movieclips VERY well in AS3. You can even add postprocessing effects to them.
>> [_] Anon 1720743 >># well shit, care to link us to this marvelous piece of software?
>> [_] Mr. Kidnapper !VANVANPVIU 1720744 >># ...Adobe Flash CS4? AS3 is a programming language, not software.
>> [_] Anon 1720748 >># you are aware that we are discussing flash player right?
>> [_] Anon 1720750 >># *players
>> [_] Anon 1720751 >># You were saying Flash doesn't work that way, not that flash players don't work that way. Either way, even if individual movieclips are modified in the timeline, their state should be saved in the frames, and an ordinary flash player with a seekbar should work. The only obvious exception is if the flash's main timeline only has one frame. In this case it's either a large sprite acting as the main timeline or there is programming involved (i.e. game)
>> [_] Anon 1720752 If you load a .swf file into Media Player Classic, you can play and jump to frames in the main scene's timeline. But it doesn't run the ActionScript or navigate to frames inside movie clips.
>> [_] Mr. Kidnapper !VANVANPVIU 1720756 >># In that case I suppose the author would have to program a seekbar. I guess I forgot to mention that programmed seekbars exist, but I kind of did in the first post and with the AS3.
>> [_] Mr. Kidnapper !VANVANPVIU 1720760 >># It's worth noting that I have never found a movie that couldn't be operated with the seekbar while I use SWFDecompiler. I never actually use MPC
>> [_] Anon 1720762 >># Dude, any competent 'furry' artist is usually in it for the money. People like Jolly Jack are commission based artists and make a mint because furries are willing to spend hundreds of dollars on their fetish. Look at the MLP plush market and then imagine it for a LARGER fandom which is just as autistic and pathetic, a few individuals withholding.
>> [_] Anon 1720777 >># A few individuals? Who the hell is this? I can't think of any people who could be thought of as "deeply into the fandom" that aren't autistic and pathetic.
>> [_] friendsofsandwiches 1720832 probe... heh heh...
>> [_] Anon 1720931 >># http://www.browsertools.net/ swf opener has a slider that lets you jump frames. Doesn't work on every flash, though.
>> [_] Anon 1720932 >># I've often seen high-tier artists selling commissions for less than $40, some of them not even pornographic. They may be freaks, but they can still draw decently.