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[_] [G] Anon 1555159 fsdgs
>> [_] Anon 1555166 1147!!!
>> [_] Anon 1555174 I wonder what the logic behind putting a jump button in this game was.
>> [_] Anon 1555176 OP, what the hell? >Assuming you made this
>> [_] Anon 1555180 6733. All you have to do is move to the far left and nothing will touch you. Soon, everything will be flying at lightning-fast speeds. I eventually got bored and killed myself.
>> [_] Anon 1555181 i got to the point where everything moves so fast, that i can just sit in the middle and nothing will happen.
>> [_] Anon 1555187 Will the father be proud of this?
>> [_] http://i.imgur.com/7WJC0.jpg Anon 1555208 Like a motherfucking boss.
>> [_] Anon 1555291 Zero Hour - Trolls sighted on ski slopes, caution is warned to all skimen. Time: 250 - Giants also sighted in race against trolls. Losing badly. Time: 1600 - Trolls learn a very effective method of sliding and reach very hazardous speeds. Skimen are warned to stay away from the area. Time: 2500 - In a bizarre anomaly, trolls rain from the sky as though they were the rain from a thunderstorm. Time: 3200 - Reason for trollstorm apparent. Trolls experimenting with teleportation technology. It's working. Time: 4700 - Trolls leave this planet for another, effectively teleporting themselves into orbit. Time: 5300 - Discarded technology grants teleportation powers to giants. Time: 6400 - Teleportation goes terribly wrong. Two giants fuse into one phasing giant, and begin to fall through the very ground. Time: 7200 - Teleporation rebound causes giants to get flung into space like their troll rivals.