File[We Believe the Impossible.swf] - (5.5 MB)
[_] [L] I don't even remember what this is. Anon 1605209 So this is how we find out. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1605233 Found out, but doubt it. At best, God is laughing his ass off...
>> [_] Koder 1605236 >Implying Jesus was white
>> [_] Anon 1605242 I kept waiting for the punchline, and then it looped. and then I realized that was the punchline.
>> [_] Anon 1605262 lol religion. Learn some basic fucking epistemology, belief is not equivalent to knowledge, no matter how hard that belief is held. The only way to achieve knowledge is through science. Religious books make testable claims about the nature of reality. Those claims universally fail.
>> [_] Anon 1605276 HD version: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wi1UwMC5m Sk
>> [_] Anon 1605278 OOOh boy
>> [_] Anon 1605282 >># >Learn some basic fucking epistemology >The only way to achieve knowledge is through science wtf dude
>> [_] 0m3GA !!VqwYVOQOiRh 1605304 I believe in ancient aliens
>> [_] Anon 1605311 >># Is it wrong to say that the only reliable way to know something is through testing and application of information?
>> [_] Anon 1605312 I was expecting him to be going somewhere with this. Apparently he wasn't
>> [_] Anon 1605320 This needs to be hooded now.
>> [_] Anon 1605355 >># >># this and this hell, i would have been happier if it ended in some sort of car commercial "we believe that you can afford the safest car with the most affordable gas mileage, and now it's here"
>> [_] Anon 1605357 Jesus looks like some sort of superhero, and that made me laugh like a bitch.
>> [_] RNorthex 1605429 we all need christians so we know that there are always more idiotic creatures in our existance that are incapable to think by themselves
>> [_] Anon 1605485 I study Physics Still believing in God ??? PROFIT AND BELIEF

File[We Believe the Impossible.swf] - (5.5 MB)
[_] [L] We Believe The Impossible Anon 1583877 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1583908 Allahu Akbar! Death to all Jews and Christians!
>> [_] Anon 1583912 And this flash, ladies and gentlemen, outlines perfectly why I am NOT a christian.
>> [_] Anon 1583913 They believe the impossible... but don't believe homosexuals should be treated as equal human beings. Just like they thought blacks, and women, shouldn't be treated as equals, but reconsidered their stance on each issue in part or in whole, the moment the law changed. Funny that.
>> [_] Anon 1583916 >># >mentions homosexuals >immediately brings up blacks and women Galatians 3:28 and Romans 2:11 prove that racism and sexism are both sins in the New Testament.... ...soooo yeah.
>> [_] Anon 1583928 >># Harry Potter Book3/Chapter4/Page18 proves u can fly by shoving a broom up your crotch
>> [_] Anon 1583934 my dad is an Episcopal priest and i haven't believed in god since i was eight. on the plus side Episcopal are probably the most laid back of christian. we had a gay bishop last year and our new one is female. my parents may be religious but at least they don't force me to go with it.
>> [_] Anon 1583935 >># Harry Potter wasn't written over the course of 1,600 years on 3 different continents by over 66 authors. Harry Potter is therefore an inadequate analogy.
>> [_] Anon 1583938 i believe that op and his religion is a large amount of faggotry
>> [_] Anon 1583963 I don't get the point of this flash. Hell, I'm not even sure there was a real point. To me, it just sounded like the guy was saying "This is all the stuff in the bible that we believe in" and that's it. Like, was he trying to make some sort of a point or something? Because no point was really made.
>> [_] Anon 1583975 >># to you >># this really is a perfect reply also, even if the bible is the word of god, it was written and edited by man. and thus has lost all credibility.
>> [_] Anon 1583978 >># Saying it's a perfect reply doesn't counter my evidence against it. yawn
>> [_] WTF?!!?! Anon 1583981 Where the hell is all of this religious bullshit coming from?! THIS IS 4CHAN! If I wanted to do something to positively affect my morals I wouldn't be here!
>> [_] Anon 1583986 >># can't even kick the "also?" the truth hurts doesn't it. faith never has been, nor ever will be, greater than truth.
>> [_] Anon 1583987 Adam should have stuck with Lilith Eve fucked us over
>> [_] Anon 1583989 good thing I dont belive anything of that lunacy...
>> [_] Anon 1583990 >># lillith isn't real.
>> [_] Anon 1583991 >mfw I'm a Christfag, and I want OP to stop this shit, because people have the right to believe what they want. (Though, I can't really consider myself a Christfag. I'm more of a Big Bang and Intelligent Design Theist. There is evidence of Jesus's existance, but whether Jesus was the son of God or not is debatable).
>> [_] Anon 1583992 >># >I'm a Christian >OP needs to stop this shit So the preaching of the Gospel is shit? Man, everybody's a "christian" nowadays lol.
>> [_] Anon 1583993 > Intelligent Design oh you....
>> [_] Anon 1583994 >># This brings me to another point. No matter what stance you take on a subject, there's a bible verse that supports you. There's a way for you to claim justification from a higher authority for pretty much any ignorant, ass-backwards ideas you may have. Christianity, Catholicism in particular, is used by the great majority as an excuse to stop thinking. If I follow what the man at the altar tells me every Sunday, (maybe even not all of it, I'm a busy person, but I'll try to keep to the spirit of it, you know?) then at the end, as long as I believe in Jesus, he'll save me from hell. Really, as long as you claim Jesus as your savior, there's nothing that won't be forgiven in this life. Jesus took our sins upon himself. Where's the incentive? It's pretty much an honor system. You should be a good person, but don't worry if you fuck up, there's no real consequences at the end of it all.
>> [_] Anon 1583996 >># >No matter what stance you take on a subject, there's a bible verse that supports you. Show me a verse from the new testament that supports racism.
>> [_] Anon 1583998 >># >No matter what stance you take on a subject, there's a bible verse that supports you. Show me a verse from the new testament that supports rape.
>> [_] Anon 1584001 >># Well, HIS Gospel is wrong. He keeps posting this shit and trying to convert people. Also, like I just said, I'm not even considered much of a Christian.
>> [_] Anon 1584003 >># And don't get me started on revelations. That fucking shroom tripper with a hate on for anything with a vagina. He single handedly destroyed the soul of Christ's teachings when he put his two cents in. He told every christian to come after him that the world WOULD end. In a horrifying fashion. That there was nothing we could do to stop it, and that we are doomed from birth. That fucking asshole destroyed hope. He, with one book, negated the worth of any efforts made in this life towards a better future by stripping us of the belief in that future. What is the point of trying to fix a broken world that you're sure is going to be destroyed? John the Revelator destroyed the love of God with the fear of Armageddon. It is not with hope that we look forward, it is with fear and desperation.
>> [_] Anon 1584004 >># >No matter what stance you take on a subject, there's a bible verse that supports you. Show me a verse from the new testament that supports hating others.
>> [_] Anon 1584005 lol, I thought this video was a joke. like, "look at all the stupid shit christians believe." the end wasn't that funny though, you guys should work on that.
>> [_] Anon 1584007 >># >That fucking shroom tripper with a hate on for anything with a vagina. There is no way you are a Christian.
>> [_] Anon 1584008 >># >No matter what stance you take on a subject, there's a bible verse that supports you. Show me a verse from the new testament that supports stealing money or things.
>> [_] Anon 1584010 Watching 4chan talk about religion is like watching creationists talk about evolution
>> [_] Anon 1584011 >># Heaven, the Garden of Eden. The perfect world at the right hand of God. This is not a reward at the end of your life. This is not some other world you are taken to when you die. Heaven is a goal. What people fail consistently to realise is that Heaven is what we should aspire to create on this earth. We were cast out from perfection because we chose knowledge over ignorance, correct? We can't go back to a state of inoccent ignorance, we can't be forgiven simply by shutting our minds and hearts to knowledge or truth. We chose to elevate ourselves above the level of unthinking beasts, it is our duty and our burden to seek knowledge as a result.
>> [_] Anon 1584012 >># Which is like watching Atheists talk about the Bible.
>> [_] Anon 1584014 I think we should all stop generalizing and forcing our own beliefs on others just because we think we're right.
>> [_] Anon 1584015 >># >forcing Nobody has a gun
>> [_] Anon 1584016 >># (Deuteronomy 22:28-29 NLT) If a man is caught in the act of raping a young woman who is not engaged, he must pay fifty pieces of silver to her father. Then he must marry the young woman because he violated her, and he will never be allowed to divorce her
>> [_] Anon 1584019 >># All I'm saying is that we should stop being huge assholes and pushing our religion/beliefs on others and just let people live their fucking lives. No ones forcing anybody.
>> [_] Anon 1584023 >># >New Testament >Deuteronomy Pick one >># But what if you're going to hell when you die and my God commands me to tell you?
>> [_] Anon 1584025 >># Great, we've been told, now fuck off, you evangelical fuckwit.
>> [_] Anon 1584026 >># My mistake, that's old testament, though ignoring old testament is like saying "It's okay to murder because we have to ignore everything in old Testament" >># Christians who are slaves should give their masters full respect so that the name of God and his teaching will not be shamed. If your master is a Christian, that is no excuse for being disrespectful. You should work all the harder because you are helping another believer by your efforts. Teach these truths, Timothy, and encourage everyone to obey them. (1 Timothy 6:1-2 NLT) Frequently used for keeping "lesser races of mankind" under the thumbs of Christians and was used for thousands of years to justify slavery. Better verse next post.
>> [_] Anon 1584027 >># YOU'VE been told, but "we" (or everyone) have not. As long as people are watching pointless videos about sex and stick figures making barnyard noises at each other, I see no problem with posting a few videos every day that talk about Jesus.
>> [_] Anon 1584030 I'm christian and speaking with and inquiring people about the word of god is one of our earthly duties. I'm saying that we should do so in a peaceful and an understanding nature rather than going around screaming our beliefs at others in a way that's more obnoxious than anything else.
>> [_] Anon 1584031 >># I agree...have I done that?
>> [_] Anon 1584032 >># You display levels of faggotry even higher than OP does. BTW, I believe OP now is sitting on his chair, watching this thread with a smug smile on his face. "Just as planned"
>> [_] Anon 1584033 >># I don't like any religion that claims to have all the answers. I'm sorry, I just find it offensive that any human being would be arrogant enough to think that he had it all figured out. That it is enough to simply believe. That you simply have to accept the authority of another to be granted access to eternity.
>> [_] Anon 1584034 (Romans 1:24-32 NLT) >># It's okay to hate gays While you didn't mention it, bible totally advocates murder in new testament. Mark 7:9 If your kids disobey, kill them.
>> [_] Anon 1584035 Religion is probably one of the biggest problem causing excuses in history... but without it so much entertainment would be non-existent (fiction based loosely on philosophies and religions anyone?) In other news, most religious texts can be reinterpreted with an ounce of logic and completely flip them on their side.... Garden of Eden, paradise for the ignorant, when intelligence was gained, the Eden was lost... or was it because there was no Eden to begin with?
>> [_] Anon 1584036 >># Well for one thing arguing with people about religion is generally something most would avoid. Also, I don't personally believe that humans have the absolute right to judge whether someone will go to heaven or hell. I think it's God's and God's decision only.
>> [_] Anon 1584037 >># I like this guy.
>> [_] Anon 1584038 >># >religion >christianity pick one
>> [_] Anon 1584039 >># Thus we shouldn't treat anyone of another or no faith any different than we should treat fellow christians. Because we are all children of God regardless of race, religion, or origin.
>> [_] Anon 1584040 >># >Religion - Topic >Christianity - Example I'll have my cake and eat it, thank you.
>> [_] Anon 1584041 >># Just exactly which denomination of Christianity are you? You sound like my father, who was largely Baptist.
>> [_] Anon 1584043 >># Read John 2:22, John 5:19, and John 1:7. We're to hate ANYONE who isn't a christian and you're a horrible human being if you think otherwise and are forever damned to hell, especially for arguing with the bible.
>> [_] Anon 1584044 >># >implying Christianity isn't a lifestyle rather than a religion
>> [_] Anon 1584047 >># Sir, how do the verses that you posted prove what you just said?
>> [_] Anon 1584053 >># Your father is a good man and he knows what he's talking about. :)
>> [_] Anon 1584056 >># They don't he's honestly just pretending to be a Christian in order to make a point about his idea of Christians.
>> [_] Anon 1584060 Scientist here. I believe that we can achieve the possible. Just believing in the possible is the coward's way out.
>> [_] Anon 1584062 >># >scientist >disagrees with the Bible >uses buzzwords in order to call Christians cowards Typical of our academia today.
>> [_] Anon 1584068 The rabbit does not chew its own cud Nebuchadnezzar did not destroy Tyre forever, and it was never made desolate for a period of 70 years. Pi is not 3 The Jews are not as numerous as the stars Damascus is not a ruinous heap The Nile still exists The Canaanite language is now extinct Egypt has never been uninhabited for forty years derp
>> [_] Anon 1584070 >># ~~~PART 1~~~ >rabbit chews cud http://creation.com/do-rabbits-chew-thei r-cud >Nebuchadnezzar destroy Tyre Non-believers often interpret this prophecy found in Ezekiel 26:1-21 as meaning that Nebuchadnezzar was supposed to be the one who destroyed Tyre. Believers, however, including myself, often interpret this prophecy as meaning that "many nations" were supposed to destroy the Phoenician city of Tyre, over a long period of time, beginning with Nebuchadnezzar. We base our interpretation on verse 3, which states that "many nations" would attack Tyre, like waves casting against the shore. And history shows that many nations did attack Tyre. Alexander the Great used ships from many nations to conquer the island city in about 332 BC, bringing a permanent end to the Phoenician Empire. >Pi equals 3 Nowhere does the Bible say this explicitly, or even imply it. Solomon's molton sea is not a mathematical statement.
>> [_] Anon 1584071 >># ~~~PART 2~~~ >jews as numerous as the stars “You will remain few in number, whereas you could have become as numerous as the stars of the heavens, because you would not obey the voice of God, your Lord.” (Deuteronomy 28:62) THIS TOOK ME LIKE, 2 MINUTES TO TYPE THIS UP. >Damascus destroyed This prophecy has yet to be fulfilled. It will be in the future. >nile Again, future prophecy.
>> [_] Anon 1584073 >># ~~~PART 3~~~ >Canaanite language What? >Egypt uninhabited for 40 years Future prophecy. This is end-times stuff, man.
>> [_] Anon 1584110 >># Look at the dimensions of Noahs Ark and do the math. Assuming, of course, that 8th grade geometry is not beyond your ken. Also, saying something is a prophecy and you can't prove it won't happen lolololol God: 1 Liberals: 0 is akin to admitting defeat. Yes, the Nile will disappear and Egypt will be uninhabited sometime between now and the heat death of the universe.
>> [_] Anon 1584111 >># "Who is the liar? It is the man who denies that Jesus is the Christ. Such a man is the antichrist--he denies the Father and the Son." John 2:22 If they aren't with us, they're against us. "And we know that we are of God, and the whole world lies in wickedness." John 5:19 Nonchristians are wicked and liars "But if we walk in the light, as he is in the light, we have fellowship one with another, and the blood of Jesus Christ his Son cleans us from all sin." John 1:7 Okay, not the verse I was thinking of, but still drives the point home that if you aren't christian, fuck off and die.
>> [_] Anon 1584115 >Post something religious >Everyone rages. Well damn now I know what to do if I want to troll you guys. Notice how OP didn't even make a comment, not stating anything, not saying "you guys are sinners" or whatever. I bet he's sitting back all chill not giving a fuck. It's only as offensive as you guys let it be to you. You clicked on the link, you could've closed it five seconds in, you didn't have to post, or read any of the comments, so don't complain about it being shoved into your face or something stupid shit. Ya'll niggas posting in a troll thread now.