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[_] [L] We Believe The Impossible Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)16:14 No.1583877
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>> [_] Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)17:20 No.1583908
Allahu Akbar! Death to all Jews and Christians!
>> [_] Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)17:26 No.1583912
And this flash, ladies and gentlemen, outlines perfectly why I am NOT a christian.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)17:27 No.1583913
They believe the impossible... but don't believe homosexuals should be treated as equal human
beings. Just like they thought blacks, and women, shouldn't be treated as equals, but
reconsidered their stance on each issue in part or in whole, the moment the law changed. Funny
that.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)17:29 No.1583916
>>1583913
>mentions homosexuals
>immediately brings up blacks and women
Galatians 3:28 and Romans 2:11 prove that racism and sexism are both sins in the New Testament....
...soooo yeah.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)17:54 No.1583928
>>1583916
Harry Potter Book3/Chapter4/Page18 proves u can fly by shoving a broom up your crotch
>> [_] Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)18:04 No.1583934
my dad is an Episcopal priest and i haven't believed in god since i was eight. on the plus side
Episcopal are probably the most laid back of christian. we had a gay bishop last year and our new
one is female. my parents may be religious but at least they don't force me to go with it.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)18:05 No.1583935
>>1583928
Harry Potter wasn't written over the course of 1,600 years on 3 different continents by over 66
authors.
Harry Potter is therefore an inadequate analogy.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)18:10 No.1583938
i believe that op and his religion is a large amount of faggotry
>> [_] Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)18:40 No.1583963
I don't get the point of this flash. Hell, I'm not even sure there was a real point. To me, it
just sounded like the guy was saying "This is all the stuff in the bible that we believe in" and
that's it. Like, was he trying to make some sort of a point or something? Because no point was
really made.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)19:15 No.1583975
>>1583935
to you
>>1583928
this really is a perfect reply
also, even if the bible is the word of god, it was written and edited by man. and thus has lost
all credibility.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)19:25 No.1583978
>>1583975
Saying it's a perfect reply doesn't counter my evidence against it.
yawn
>> [_] WTF?!!?! Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)19:27 No.1583981
Where the hell is all of this religious bullshit coming from?!
THIS IS 4CHAN! If I wanted to do something to positively affect my morals I wouldn't be here!
>> [_] Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)19:30 No.1583986
>>1583978
can't even kick the "also?" the truth hurts doesn't it. faith never has been, nor ever will be,
greater than truth.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)19:38 No.1583987
Adam should have stuck with Lilith
Eve fucked us over
>> [_] Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)19:44 No.1583989
good thing I dont belive anything of that lunacy...
>> [_] Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)19:46 No.1583990
>>1583987
lillith isn't real.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)19:46 No.1583991
>mfw I'm a Christfag, and I want OP to stop this shit, because people have the right to believe
what they want.
(Though, I can't really consider myself a Christfag. I'm more of a Big Bang and Intelligent
Design Theist. There is evidence of Jesus's existance, but whether Jesus was the son of God or
not is debatable).
>> [_] Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)19:48 No.1583992
>>1583991
>I'm a Christian
>OP needs to stop this shit
So the preaching of the Gospel is shit?
Man, everybody's a "christian" nowadays lol.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)19:51 No.1583993
> Intelligent Design
oh you....
>> [_] Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)19:54 No.1583994
>>1583916
This brings me to another point. No matter what stance you take on a subject, there's a bible
verse that supports you. There's a way for you to claim justification from a higher authority for
pretty much any ignorant, ass-backwards ideas you may have.
Christianity, Catholicism in particular, is used by the great majority as an excuse to stop
thinking. If I follow what the man at the altar tells me every Sunday, (maybe even not all of it,
I'm a busy person, but I'll try to keep to the spirit of it, you know?) then at the end, as long
as I believe in Jesus, he'll save me from hell. Really, as long as you claim Jesus as your
savior, there's nothing that won't be forgiven in this life. Jesus took our sins upon himself.
Where's the incentive? It's pretty much an honor system. You should be a good person, but don't
worry if you fuck up, there's no real consequences at the end of it all.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)19:56 No.1583996
>>1583994
>No matter what stance you take on a subject, there's a bible verse that supports you.
Show me a verse from the new testament that supports racism.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)19:58 No.1583998
>>1583994
>No matter what stance you take on a subject, there's a bible verse that supports you.
Show me a verse from the new testament that supports rape.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)20:01 No.1584001
>>1583992
Well, HIS Gospel is wrong. He keeps posting this shit and trying to convert people.
Also, like I just said, I'm not even considered much of a Christian.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)20:03 No.1584003
>>1583994
And don't get me started on revelations. That fucking shroom tripper with a hate on for anything
with a vagina. He single handedly destroyed the soul of Christ's teachings when he put his two
cents in.
He told every christian to come after him that the world WOULD end. In a horrifying fashion. That
there was nothing we could do to stop it, and that we are doomed from birth. That fucking asshole
destroyed hope. He, with one book, negated the worth of any efforts made in this life towards a
better future by stripping us of the belief in that future. What is the point of trying to fix a
broken world that you're sure is going to be destroyed?
John the Revelator destroyed the love of God with the fear of Armageddon. It is not with hope
that we look forward, it is with fear and desperation.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)20:04 No.1584004
>>1583994
>No matter what stance you take on a subject, there's a bible verse that supports you.
Show me a verse from the new testament that supports hating others.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)20:04 No.1584005
lol, I thought this video was a joke. like, "look at all the stupid shit christians believe."
the end wasn't that funny though, you guys should work on that.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)20:06 No.1584007
>>1584003
>That fucking shroom tripper with a hate on for anything with a vagina.
There is no way you are a Christian.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)20:08 No.1584008
>>1583994
>No matter what stance you take on a subject, there's a bible verse that supports you.
Show me a verse from the new testament that supports stealing money or things.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)20:09 No.1584010
Watching 4chan talk about religion is like watching creationists talk about evolution
>> [_] Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)20:10 No.1584011
>>1584003
Heaven, the Garden of Eden. The perfect world at the right hand of God. This is not a reward at
the end of your life. This is not some other world you are taken to when you die. Heaven is a
goal. What people fail consistently to realise is that Heaven is what we should aspire to create
on this earth.
We were cast out from perfection because we chose knowledge over ignorance, correct? We can't go
back to a state of inoccent ignorance, we can't be forgiven simply by shutting our minds and
hearts to knowledge or truth. We chose to elevate ourselves above the level of unthinking beasts,
it is our duty and our burden to seek knowledge as a result.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)20:11 No.1584012
>>1584010
Which is like watching Atheists talk about the Bible.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)20:11 No.1584014
I think we should all stop generalizing and forcing our own beliefs on others just because we
think we're right.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)20:12 No.1584015
>>1584014
>forcing
Nobody has a gun
>> [_] Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)20:16 No.1584016
>>1583998
(Deuteronomy 22:28-29 NLT)
If a man is caught in the act of raping a young woman who is not engaged, he must pay fifty
pieces of silver to her father. Then he must marry the young woman because he violated her, and
he will never be allowed to divorce her
>> [_] Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)20:19 No.1584019
>>1584015
All I'm saying is that we should stop being huge assholes and pushing our religion/beliefs on
others and just let people live their fucking lives. No ones forcing anybody.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)20:21 No.1584023
>>1584016
>New Testament
>Deuteronomy
Pick one
>>1584019
But what if you're going to hell when you die and my God commands me to tell you?
>> [_] Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)20:23 No.1584025
>>1584023
Great, we've been told, now fuck off, you evangelical fuckwit.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)20:24 No.1584026
>>1584016
My mistake, that's old testament, though ignoring old testament is like saying "It's okay to
murder because we have to ignore everything in old Testament"
>>1584004
Christians who are slaves should give their masters full respect so that the name of God and his
teaching will not be shamed. If your master is a Christian, that is no excuse for being
disrespectful. You should work all the harder because you are helping another believer by your
efforts. Teach these truths, Timothy, and encourage everyone to obey them. (1 Timothy 6:1-2 NLT)
Frequently used for keeping "lesser races of mankind" under the thumbs of Christians and was used
for thousands of years to justify slavery. Better verse next post.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)20:24 No.1584027
>>1584025
YOU'VE been told, but "we" (or everyone) have not.
As long as people are watching pointless videos about sex and stick figures making barnyard
noises at each other, I see no problem with posting a few videos every day that talk about Jesus.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)20:28 No.1584030
I'm christian and speaking with and inquiring people about the word of god is one of our earthly
duties. I'm saying that we should do so in a peaceful and an understanding nature rather than
going around screaming our beliefs at others in a way that's more obnoxious than anything else.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)20:30 No.1584031
>>1584030
I agree...have I done that?
>> [_] Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)20:32 No.1584032
>>1583913
You display levels of faggotry even higher than OP does.
BTW, I believe OP now is sitting on his chair, watching this thread with a smug smile on his face.
"Just as planned"
>> [_] Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)20:32 No.1584033
>>1584027
I don't like any religion that claims to have all the answers. I'm sorry, I just find it
offensive that any human being would be arrogant enough to think that he had it all figured out.
That it is enough to simply believe. That you simply have to accept the authority of another to
be granted access to eternity.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)20:34 No.1584034
(Romans 1:24-32 NLT)
>>1584004
It's okay to hate gays
While you didn't mention it, bible totally advocates murder in new testament.
Mark 7:9
If your kids disobey, kill them.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)20:34 No.1584035
Religion is probably one of the biggest problem causing excuses in history... but without it so
much entertainment would be non-existent (fiction based loosely on philosophies and religions
anyone?)
In other news, most religious texts can be reinterpreted with an ounce of logic and completely
flip them on their side....
Garden of Eden, paradise for the ignorant, when intelligence was gained, the Eden was lost... or
was it because there was no Eden to begin with?
>> [_] Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)20:36 No.1584036
>>1584031
Well for one thing arguing with people about religion is generally something most would avoid.
Also, I don't personally believe that humans have the absolute right to judge whether someone
will go to heaven or hell. I think it's God's and God's decision only.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)20:38 No.1584037
>>1584031
I like this guy.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)20:38 No.1584038
>>1584035
>religion
>christianity
pick one
>> [_] Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)20:39 No.1584039
>>1584031
Thus we shouldn't treat anyone of another or no faith any different than we should treat fellow
christians. Because we are all children of God regardless of race, religion, or origin.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)20:40 No.1584040
>>1584038
>Religion - Topic
>Christianity - Example
I'll have my cake and eat it, thank you.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)20:41 No.1584041
>>1584038
Just exactly which denomination of Christianity are you? You sound like my father, who was
largely Baptist.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)20:42 No.1584043
>>1584039
Read John 2:22, John 5:19, and John 1:7. We're to hate ANYONE who isn't a christian and you're a
horrible human being if you think otherwise and are forever damned to hell, especially for
arguing with the bible.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)20:42 No.1584044
>>1584040
>implying Christianity isn't a lifestyle rather than a religion
>> [_] Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)20:46 No.1584047
>>1584043
Sir, how do the verses that you posted prove what you just said?
>> [_] Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)20:57 No.1584053
>>1584041
Your father is a good man and he knows what he's talking about. :)
>> [_] Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)20:58 No.1584056
>>1584047
They don't he's honestly just pretending to be a Christian in order to make a point about his
idea of Christians.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)21:03 No.1584060
Scientist here.
I believe that we can achieve the possible. Just believing in the possible is the coward's way
out.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)21:09 No.1584062
>>1584060
>scientist
>disagrees with the Bible
>uses buzzwords in order to call Christians cowards
Typical of our academia today.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)21:30 No.1584068
The rabbit does not chew its own cud
Nebuchadnezzar did not destroy Tyre forever, and it was never made desolate for a period of 70
years.
Pi is not 3
The Jews are not as numerous as the stars
Damascus is not a ruinous heap
The Nile still exists
The Canaanite language is now extinct
Egypt has never been uninhabited for forty years
derp
>> [_] Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)21:42 No.1584070
>>1584068 ~~~PART 1~~~
>rabbit chews cud
http://creation.com/do-rabbits-chew-their-cud
>Nebuchadnezzar destroy Tyre
Non-believers often interpret this prophecy found in Ezekiel 26:1-21 as meaning that
Nebuchadnezzar was supposed to be the one who destroyed Tyre. Believers, however, including
myself, often interpret this prophecy as meaning that "many nations" were supposed to destroy the
Phoenician city of Tyre, over a long period of time, beginning with Nebuchadnezzar. We base our
interpretation on verse 3, which states that "many nations" would attack Tyre, like waves casting
against the shore. And history shows that many nations did attack Tyre. Alexander the Great used
ships from many nations to conquer the island city in about 332 BC, bringing a permanent end to
the Phoenician Empire.
>Pi equals 3
Nowhere does the Bible say this explicitly, or even imply it. Solomon's molton sea is not a
mathematical statement.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)21:43 No.1584071
>>1584070 ~~~PART 2~~~
>jews as numerous as the stars
“You will remain few in number, whereas you could have become as numerous as the stars of the
heavens, because you would not obey the voice of God, your Lord.” (Deuteronomy 28:62)
THIS TOOK ME LIKE, 2 MINUTES TO TYPE THIS UP.
>Damascus destroyed
This prophecy has yet to be fulfilled. It will be in the future.
>nile
Again, future prophecy.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)21:45 No.1584073
>>1584071 ~~~PART 3~~~
>Canaanite language
What?
>Egypt uninhabited for 40 years
Future prophecy. This is end-times stuff, man.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)22:50 No.1584110
>>1584070
Look at the dimensions of Noahs Ark and do the math. Assuming, of course, that 8th grade geometry
is not beyond your ken.
Also, saying something is a prophecy and you can't prove it won't happen lolololol God: 1
Liberals: 0 is akin to admitting defeat. Yes, the Nile will disappear and Egypt will be
uninhabited sometime between now and the heat death of the universe.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)22:58 No.1584111
>>1584043
"Who is the liar? It is the man who denies that Jesus is the Christ. Such a man is the
antichrist--he denies the Father and the Son." John 2:22
If they aren't with us, they're against us.
"And we know that we are of God, and the whole world lies in wickedness." John 5:19
Nonchristians are wicked and liars
"But if we walk in the light, as he is in the light, we have fellowship one with another, and the
blood of Jesus Christ his Son cleans us from all sin." John 1:7
Okay, not the verse I was thinking of, but still drives the point home that if you aren't
christian, fuck off and die.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)23:06 No.1584115
>Post something religious
>Everyone rages.
Well damn now I know what to do if I want to troll you guys.
Notice how OP didn't even make a comment, not stating anything, not saying "you guys are sinners"
or whatever.
I bet he's sitting back all chill not giving a fuck.
It's only as offensive as you guys let it be to you. You clicked on the link, you could've closed
it five seconds in, you didn't have to post, or read any of the comments, so don't complain about
it being shoved into your face or something stupid shit.
Ya'll niggas posting in a troll thread now.
