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>> [_] Anon 3285285 haha cursing ...
>> [_] Anon 3285296 https://youtu.be/mte7W8t7g1s
>> [_] Anon 3285344 >># hm, i was enjoying it but you're right. it's basically just swearing.
>> [_] Anon 3285345 >># lulz
>> [_] Anon 3285346 >># i still cant get over that microsoft named their third console 1
>> [_] Anon 3285348 >># news reporters don't curse (often) and I haven't seen someone do a skit of reporters swearing so i thought it was funny.
>> [_] Anon 3285351 >># It just goes on for too long. It would have been amusing if the reporter or an interviewee suddenly dropped an F bomb in the middle of an otherwise innocent report, but as it is, the punchline happens right at the announcement and then the whole thing just drones on and on.
>> [_] Anon 3285354 >># yeah, probably would have been funnier if only the reporters swore, having the people being interviewed also swear doesn't really add anything to the joke
>> [_] Anon 3285371 Always thought XBONE (as in X-BONED) was just a jokename. But it's literally that. X B(ox) ONE. Huh.
>> [_] Anon 3285375 >># unfortunately microsoft has embraced it and even called it xbone themself during the xbox1x announcement (even dared to pretend it was a slip-up by the announcer). not sure if they are trying to make people stop using the term by making it not cool to use anymore but ill be damned if i let them manipulate me not to call it xbone anymore

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>> [_] Anon 2811505 But it does exactly what it's supposed to. Play mediocre games at a mediocre graphics level.
>> [_] Anon 2811518 I usually like the onion, this sounds more like a general electronics quip, like when the VCR was the norm. Don't think they even showed a gaming console in this either.
>> [_] Anon 2811528 it was kinda funnier before when onion tried to hide away its logo better
>> [_] Anon 2811607 >># It was funnier when they didn't curse every half a second.
>> [_] Anon 2811643 Gotta love it when the jealousy is this transparent.

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>> [_] Anon 2799701 Time Vampire Underrated post
>> [_] 13 2799739 xbox fanboys did it ?
>> [_] Anon 2799812 but the ps4 would play games if it had any
>> [_] Anon 2799813 Yup, this sums up the USF4 port perfectly
>> [_] Anon 2799816 this is tryhard as fuck
>> [_] Anon 2799838 >># It's even more funny because it has nothing to do with gaming or the ps4.
>> [_] Anon 2799871 >># Just like the glorious triple A games industry. Oh the irony.

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>> [_] Anon 2789810 this is fucking hilarious. its so true too! such great social commentary! Holy shit is it 2009 already?
>> [_] Anon 2789812 >># so many swears and edgens and randum i lub this so funny :^)_)_)))))
>> [_] Anon 2789862 This has more use of fuck than Black Lagoon.
>> [_] Anon 2789971 It never ends, this shit.

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>> [_] Anon 2780890 >Onion >Funny Choose one.
>> [_] Anon 2780894 >it looks cool. i wonder when we're going to get porn of it

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>> [_] Anon 1987461 Should be Xbox One in a nutshell.
>> [_] Anon 1987471 >implying
>> [_] Anon 1987475 >># >Xbox fanbitch detected TEEVEE TEEVEE SPUWATS SPUWATS COD COD COD
>> [_] Anon 1987505 >># OP is a massive Xbox fanboy faggot
>> [_] Anon 1987507 >># XBot detected. Requesting backup. Come in Chopper Dave. Chopper Dave?
>> [_] Anon 1987510 >># >># >># Or, he's just a faggot who wants to see how mad people will get at his post.
>> [_] Anon 1987511 Chopper Dave reporting in, rendezvousing on your location in 0 five hundred
>> [_] Anon 1987512 such a forced and tasteless use of "fuck" and "shit"
>> [_] Anon 1987515 >># all these assmad soniggers
>> [_] Anon 1987519 wow i laugh harder than i should have. so glad im part of PC mustard race
>> [_] Anon 1987539 >># Ah, that's where the "It never ends this shit" clip comes from in the Pony Thread Simulator flashes.
>> [_] Anon 1987542 Microsoft fanboy much? I'm a high falooting PC gamer.
>> [_] Anon 1987586 >># I know I saw that freaking chopper explode...
>> [_] Anon 1987592 >># Not enough tv and sports and kinect always seeing you and always hearing you and never being able to use used games and so on and so on and so on. Close enough though but no
>> [_] Anon 1987593 >># >PTS kill yourself, you're the cancer that nearly killed /mlp/. Also it never ends is from a thread if you're going to be a faggot, then at least get it right.
>> [_] Anon 1987600 Everyone. Everyone! I think both the Xbox and PS4 will both suck. Just the Xbox will suck more.
>> [_] Anon 1987601 >># You're right, /mlp/ can never die. Where would all the faggots go then? Oh wait, they'll just go to all the other boards like they already do. Remember, all pony threads belong on /mlp/.
>> [_] Anon 1987602 All consoles suck, PC master race.
>> [_] Anon 1987604 >># Implying we actually care about /mlp/ and he was talking about the clip, not the phrase
>> [_] Anon 1987608 >># >cancer that nearly killed /mlp/ I sense irony here. /mlp/ IS cancer, assbag. Go back to it and quit spreading your horsefucking shit here in /f/.
>> [_] Anon 1987613 The upward evolution of console gaming has taken a 91 degree deviation.
>> [_] Anon 1987646 >># every board is cancer, especially during these months. the people who watch PTS and independant shitposters are the ones who think "lel post ponz elsewhere". /mlp/ hates these because they bring 10 year olds to the board and then infect all of 4chan. >quit spreading your horsefucking shit here in /f/. put a bullet in your head, did you see me posted any pone, no you didn't

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>> [_] Anon 1976685 >Time vampire Fucking lost it.
>> [_] Anon 1976695 >let's see how many bad words we can put in this seriously though they sound like they are 10 year olds who think that the word "fuck" and "shit" makes you sound cooler
>> [_] Anon 1976706 >># It's the presentation, not the words that make the joke work. I love this video so much. And yeah, I still like Sony.
>> [_] Anon 1976713 >># It does make you sound cooler. Go read a book, nerd.
>> [_] Anon 1976715 I need the source! Does anyone know it?
>> [_] Anon 1976720 >># right in the video? Onion News? are you that fucking stupid?
>> [_] Anon 1976943 Guess I'll get Microsoft's new system. What? Always on? Nevermind.

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>> [_] Anon 1920389 if only you had a clue, eh? faggot OP
>> [_] Anon 1920401 >># buttmad sony nigger
>> [_] Anon 1920404 >># Since opinions tend to be different, I'll just say enjoy your dedicated Share button on the back of your controller anon.
>> [_] Anon 1920405 I love the wii u!
>> [_] Anon 1920468 It never ends, this shit.
>> [_] Anon 1920470 >># snap
>> [_] Anon 1920477 >># I hope that was just a rumour cos jesus fucking christ.

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>> [_] anonymous !gl2ta8zo1Q 1651721 i remember when their commercials where actually believable and you could send someone a link to troll then. Onion you have failed me
>> [_] Anon 1651881 I wonder if OP will ever change....
>> [_] Anon 1651886 I thought this was the press release for the Vita.
>> [_] Hitogana !!jdqR9pMkmHT 1651928 >># Oh my god, you are RIGHT It's actually accurate if applied to that
>> [_] Anon 1651941 this is pretty much any sony device, especially the vita thanks OP i always love to hear some facts
>> [_] Anon 1651948 >i'll buy anything that the ads tell me to get every apple user ever
>> [_] Anon 1651960 >># THIS
>> [_] Anon 1651961 >># >># Apple users probably have a Steve Jobs realdoll at home that they fuck themselves in the ass with
>> [_] http://www.livememe.com 1651964 It never ends, this shit
>> [_] Ronin-kiheiji 1651986 >># >># Haters gonna hate. >Mac. user
>> [_] Ronin-kiheiji 1651988 Don't get me wrong I'd use a PC if I could but it's too hard :(
>> [_] Anon 1652009 >># Mac and iOS is for casual users and those who don't really care about paying a ton for a not so powerful hardware. PC is more for advanced users and if i needed to recommend one for a girl or a little kid, i would say mac - somebody who had some experience with comps before: PC anytime
>> [_] stikperson 1652021 The PS4 is called the "Orbis". It wont be backwards compatible. Games sync up to it, so you can't play used games. You have to be connected to the internet 100% of the time to play. This is an accurate flash.
>> [_] Anon 1652025 >># i heard that, it's bullshit. fuck you sony and fuck the game future that we live in. >># >># PC aren't hard, what? I bet youre on windows right now.