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Since it's exceptionally easy to only block the actual ads on swfchan (no ads are actually served from swfchan's own domain) and because the current ruleset is actually causing visitors to see more ads I thought this matter would be quickly resolved. However, I have been trying to contact EasyList for over three weeks now with no response. Therefore I feel the need to ask my visitors to e-mail them as well to bring attention to this issue and show that regular users of EasyList care about swfchan, not just the guy running the site.
They have two e-mails: email@example.com and firstname.lastname@example.org. The first one is the primary mail but I've sent mail to both and received a reply from neither. Have sent using different mail accounts as well so I know there was no sending issues on my end. I should have written this announcement earlier but this whole thing felt like such an open-and-shut case that I would never have imagined swfchan still being blocked like this after three weeks. Big thanks to anyone helping out!
Note: I'm not writing this because of money, the site's income is actually the same as before (less visitors but less blockers equal same ad views). I am however worried that in the long run, in a year or so, this may lead to less links leading to swfchan which would sure enough finally kill it off the web, especially with the dwindling flash support these days. I also don't think this is a fair practice by EasyList, there's no reason what-so-ever to block swfchan itself. I don't serve ads and an adblocker should block ad providers, not sites that use ad providers. I also don't limit anyone blocking ads from using the site in any way. It feels like the EasyList authors took just a minute to look at swfchan, said "fuck it" and proceeded to block the whole thing instead of only the ads.
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File: Ucog.swf-(1.54 MB, Hentai)
[_] too many games/loops, needs more hentai Anon 1748155 The cheat spots don't work in this version, fuck you cheaters.
>> [_] Anon 1748161 Where are the shortcut spots, again?
>> [_] Anon 1748165 Goddamn I cant keep up.
>> [_] Anon 1748169 I have to agree with the dialouge: That last stage - what sorcery!?
>> [_] Anon 1748174 There's gotta be some sort of cheat... that last stage is fucking impossible.
>> [_] Anon 1748177 >># They don't work in this version, like I said. cheat spots don't work, fuck you cheaters >># Not impossible, just really hard
>> [_] Anon 1748181 I SHALL CONQUER THIS! IT WILL BE DONE! But goddamn if I'm not raging. FUCK YOU NUMBER 8 ON STAGE 5
>> [_] Anon 1748182 >># Literally beat it the next attempt after I typed that. VICTORY~!
>> [_] Anon 1748183 oh God. Hidden hard mode. WHY
>> [_] Anon 1748186 >># Is it even worth it?
>> [_] Anon 1748189 >># I like challenges and I like rising above them. But, other than that, them scenes you unlock, I think so.
>> [_] Anon 1748194 Secret Hard Mode completed. What a reward.
>> [_] Anon 1748196 if its too hard just go on the site itself. he made the game easier. If this is already the easy version you just suck
>> [_] Anon 1748200 JESUS FUCK THE SPOTS ARE MOVING
File[UcogiGames - SuckerSuck.swf] - (1.54 MB)
[_] [H] Ucogi Anon 1684692
>> [_] Anon 1684702 FUCK YOU AND YOUR IMPOSSIBLY HARD PORN GAMES
>> [_] Anon 1684712 It's not that hard. The reward is pretty bad though... and what's up with that gallery that doesn't even have all the normal game scenes in it, only 10x the same animation?
>> [_] fuck you Anon 1684713 This is an atrocious abuse of Fitt's law.
>> [_] Anon 1684715 fuck you in the last stage and its troll points
>> [_] Anon 1684717 whats the point of this if im too busy catching shit that i cant jack off
>> [_] Anon 1684718 Fuck Yeah! I managed to win... Now I'm really glad that I play Osu!
>> [_] Anon 1684724 What a dumb game. Also fuck Ucogi's creator or whatever for just making her another whore.
>> [_] Anon 1684737 >># >I watch Seikon no qwaser for the plot
>> [_] Anon 1684791 Goddamnit I'm stuck on Stage 5 always on 6
>> [_] Anon 1684804 Holy fuck this game is impossible with a trackpad and I'm on the train so I can't plug in my mouse shitshitshitshit
>> [_] Anon 1684808 >># Playing porn games on a train? Classy.
>> [_] Anon 1684809 >># Click her hair at the end and it falls off. It's the redheaded slut wearing a wig.
>> [_] secret hard mode? Anon 1684861 How do you get to secret hard mode?
>> [_] Anon 1684883 it doesnt look like its her first time doing that
>> [_] Anon 1684893 click on the string for the blinds before you turn the lights on for hard mode
>> [_] Anon 1684894 >># pull the blinds
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>> hummus 3527 [G] UcogiGames - SuckerSuck.swf UcogiGames - SuckerSuck [IMG] UcogiGames - SuckerSuck.swf (1.54 MiB) 800x600, Compressed. 2 frames, 24 fps (00:00). Ver8, AS1/AS2. Network access: Text: Yes. Bitmaps: Audio: Yes. Video: <METADATA>
File[UcogiGames - SuckerSuck.swf] - (1.54 MB)
[_] [H] Suckersuck Anon 1664164 FINALLY! Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1664171 Damn, he made an actual game with cocks in it.
>> [_] Anon 1664173 there's 7 different endings by the way...
>> [_] Anon 1664177 my fucking hand...
>> [_] Anon 1664183 all of the choices at the end count as different endings, so that's 4. Then you unlock super hard and the ending for that mode by clicking the shade strings so that's 5. Where are the last two hiding?
>> [_] Anon 1664184 what the fuck is up with the last stage? the thing keeps skipping around randomly
>> [_] Anon 1664189 >># If you get to it too fast it skips one. I tried to get to 2 and 4 really fast, so it skips 3 and 5 and keep it all on the right side, then get 6 and go straight to the top left corner for 7. 8 is middle bottom and 9 is top right. 3 10s are top left.
>> [_] Anon 1664191 So goddamn stupid, i'm going to break all of my fingers before I finish this last level
>> [_] Anon 1664192 I'll be back when someone hacked it.
>> [_] Anon 1664195 >skipping from 3 to 5 all of my hate
>> [_] Anon 1664196 >># i found the other two, click on the girl's head when you win, not that interesting though porn wise. how do you unlock the super hard mode?
>> [_] Anon 1664198 I told you how. Click the window shade strings. Anyway, clicking on Ucogi's head will reveal that it is Irene in disguise and then give you two more options but both of those say the REAL end so there may be one more hidden away.
>> [_] Anon 1664201 >># nevermind figured it out, also it was totally worth it to cheat
>> [_] Anon 1664202 Why is the secret hard mode so much easier than the normal path?
>> [_] Anon 1664204 >># cheat how?
>> [_] Anon 1664205 got annoyed, decompiled it, found a gallery mode, fuck yes.
>> [_] Anon 1664207 >># >># >># >># >># Why so casualfags?
>> [_] Anon 1664210 >># clicking her head WHEN?
>> [_] Anon 1664212 I'm not going to sperg out for all the endings. I got two and that's good enough. (Or so I'll tell myself.)
>> [_] Anon 1664213 >># After you beat stage 5 and blow her away with your jizz explosion.
>> [_] Anon 1664214 >># What about the whole pulling the curtain thing?
>> [_] Anon 1664218 Wait, it says there are 7 endings. 4x the normal endings 2x the "real ending" depending on who you chase 1x the blue balls secret ending Is that it? I got the secret ending first, was kinda disappointed and hoped for more after finding the true end. Nothing there exept for the gallery?
>> [_] Anon 1664219 -Whew- got all 7. 1-4: After you blow her away, the 4 choices on the right 5-6:Click on her head/face after blowing her away, then choose the left or right choices) 7: right at the beginning, click on the curtain string. (hard mode, with it's own ending)
>> [_] Anon 1664221 who would want to play the super hard mode? That's just stupid! fuck stage 5! So fustrated, I raped my sister's rainbow dash plushy in front of her!
>> [_] Anon 1664222 >># It's called super hard mode but it's WAY easier than stage 5.
>> [_] Anon 1664225 The game uses a retarded timing technique which means that it gets harder the better your computer is. Open like 10 other flash tabs to reduce difficulty if your computer isn't from 1984.
>> [_] Anon 1664227 This game killed my hand. I'm stuck at stage 5.
>> [_] Anon 1664229 >do the final stage of hard mode on my first try Do you fags even lift?
>> [_] Anon 1664235 Another (very risky) thing you can do is right click, for my computer at least, it slows the game down incredibly and makes shit easy as fuck
>> [_] Anon 1664241 Did the last level in one try, didn't cheat or nothing.
>> [_] Anon 1664242 >># Congratulations your computer is terrible. Poorfag.
>> [_] Anon 1664243 >># >I'll be back when someone hacked it. More like fixed it. This thing is either a masterpiece troll or a legendary piece-of-shit game.
>> [_] Anon 1664244 So, how do you get to the "secret gallery"? I'm not even going to attempt the Hard Mode, sorry.
>> [_] Anon 1664247 >># Funny, because that's how you get to the "Gallery" Ironically, it's not as hard as normal mode, just weird.
>> [_] Anon 1664249 Who the fuck would make a porn game like this it's insane
>> [_] Anon 1664250 Seriously no unlock code? Der Fuq?
>> [_] Anon 1664251 >># Never mind, doesn't appear to be a shortcut. Just finish Super Hard mode - and it IS easier than level 5 of the normal game, huh. Too bad it doesn't have -all- the animations, or even the "end screen" of the normal game.
>> [_] Anon 1664252 Cheat engine allows you to slow down the game. Makes it a lot easier.
>> [_] Anon 1664256 >mfw the spots start moving right before you reach them This game is just awful.
>> [_] Anomynous 1664258 Who the fuck is ucogi.
>> [_] Anon 1664259 >># I keep getting DLL injection failed
>> [_] Anon 1664271 Is it me or does this fucking thing block mouse acceleration? I keep moving the mouse for what should be enough but the pointer always falls short.
>> [_] Anon 1664273 Sure wasted my time getting the endings. Don't even bother getting anything but the true ending (click her head after finishing the normal path and chase after the girl) and the secret ending (open the curtains instead of flipping the light switch). Gallery mode doesn't even have all animations from the normal path, neither does it allow you to cum, chance speed or anything of those sorts. It's an okay game, not worth the hassel though. The secret path is much easier than the normal path, Stage 5 takes a little practice but if you take a split-second to think instead of rage-moving your mouse, it's not that hard.
>> [_] Anon 1664274 >># Now to close the 50-200 tabs I have open.
>> [_] Anon 1664278 >># Im feeling the same way. I can normally do this kinda shit just fine, but Im having trouble on this one.
>> [_] Anon 1664304 games like this are not suposed to be skillful just gimme the porn!!!
>> [_] Anon 1664316 WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH FLASH PRON ARTISTS. WE'RE HERE TO FUCKING WANK NOT PLAY YOUR INCREDIBLY SHITTY TO-HARD GAME. ARTS NOT EVEN THAT GOOD
>> [_] Anon 1664324 Not that hard. If you're having difficulty, open the game in a new window and shrink it to a more manageable size. I'm on a 27" display and was having some trouble on the later stages. After I popped it out and shrunk the window, finished it easily.
>> [_] Anon 1664330 >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># I say again, why so casual? I can do this in like, 5-7 tries
>> [_] Anon 1664331 whoever made this should be shot.
>> [_] Anon 1664332 Oh my god, this is NOT worth the fucking effort. Fuck, Zone's level of animation wouldn't be with this much effort. Nobody who's actually in the mood to fap would want to put up with that shit, and people who are in the mood to play a game can probably find a better use of their time.
>> [_] Anon 1664333 What an awful fucking game, this is way too fucking difficult, and theres zero fapping.
>> [_] Anon 1664334 >># idgaf how hardcore you are, prongames should be so easy even for someone with downs.
>> [_] Anon 1664335 For the love of fuck, someone make a hacked version so that people who want to fap (the only people with any interest in this) might actually do so.
>> [_] Anon 1664336 >># But I'm not hardcore at all. I can only beat Easy Mode Touhou if I'm lucky.
>> [_] Anon 1664337 HAHAHA, nothing like getting to the fucking 9 on the last level, only for the damn shitty programming to not recognize your mouse in time.
>> [_] Anon 1664340 Oh, man... This is hard as hell with a track-ball mouse
>> [_] Anon 1664343 Fuck it, I give up. Too infuriated to beat it. Downloaded a flash decompiler, then saw that even with that I needed a bit of technical knowledge to make heads or tails of the data. So I give up. Hopefully someone makes a hacked version for all those who've damaged their wrists trying to beat this shitty game for a reward that was undoubtedly not worth the hassle.
>> [_] Anon 1664344 >># cheat engine, speed hack, bitch.
>> [_] Anon 1664346 well i figured out a way to make it a little easier. i put my mouse sensitivity on max and increased the pointer to extra large. i still fucking suck at this shit though
>> [_] Anon 1664347 this game is a low quality piece of shit annoying fuck.
>> [_] Anon 1664349 A+ trolling raged hard
>> [_] Anon 1664350 Looks like the creator was too busy finding more spots to ask for money to see the obvious flaws in his flash...
>> [_] Anon 1664351 >># I solved it by opening 2 Zone flashes fullscreen on highest quality in the background.
>> [_] Anon 1664352 this game is stupid doesn't even play right. . . . all his games are to hard to actually have some fun while faping more like pulling hair out don't wast your time on this crap!
>> [_] Anon 1664354 >># Yeah, because I want to acquaint myself with a new program just to get to some poorly-done smut. The point is that I'm out of fucks to give, and don't feel like giving this piece of shit any more time out of my life unless someone else does all the legwork.
>> [_] Anon 1664359 beat the game on hard cock mode. . . . i want my time back!!!!
>> [_] Anon 1664362 >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># this nigga know what up I solved it by opening literally every zone flash I have
>> [_] Anon 1664364 >># I tried that before I ragequit completely, and while the dozen Zone flashes I had running in the background did manage to slow down the timers, the shitty mouse-detection on the targets only got worse, effectively negating the extra time gained to reach them. Then I said 'fuck it' and just watched one of the Zone flashes instead. Not even one-tenth of the effort, but infinitely more satisfying.
>> [_] Anon 1664374 >># Hot, creative, new and actually fun to play. This game is a winrar. Congratulations!
>> [_] sage sage 1664383 sage
>> [_] Ren 1664384 Ack! He used the same divisor on the loading screen as with the bubbles. If I slow down one, the loading screen freezes... Hmm lets try something else
>> [_] Anon 1664386 Finished it and was sorely disappointed. OP why do fail us?
>> [_] Anon 1664397 >># By the time I got the shitty ending I was bored of the flash so I just went and fapped to a zone flash. I will never understand why people make frustrating porn games.
>> [_] Anon 1664402 People do not play porn games to be challenged, they play them to masturbate. The creators of these games need to get this through their fucking heads.
>> [_] http://www.livememe.com 1664405 >># >># This. A challenging porn game, ok cool. It just better have some fucking epic scenes to fap to. Sadly this game did not fit that description.
>> [_] Anon 1664406 any1 else lol at how fast he whips it out. it went FFWWWOOSHHHH ! ! ! !
>> [_] Anon 1664413 Oh my god I fucking hate these games.
>> [_] Anon 1664415 >># They do this on purpose just to get a chuckle out of themselves I think.
>> [_] Anon 1664426 >># I have 11 opened and it's still the same speed.
>> [_] Anon 1664428 >79 replies oooh, bet someone is mad >read thread yep
>> [_] Anon 1664429 >># I actually move my mouse repeatedly over some of the targets and it doesn't detect them.
>> [_] Anon 1664433 >># Did you expect anything else? People with actual skills always do this kinda shit. It's infuriating.
>> [_] Anon 1664438 >># lol... I hadn't even looked at the flash yet. I just saw the amount of replies and knew there would be some sweet, sweet buttmad in there