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[_] has this really not been posted in 7 years? Anon 3426967
>> [_] Anon 3426968 That 3rd guy did that shit backwards what the fuck. Imagine someone ripped your pelvis out, then pulled your lugs out from your back, THEN cut your head off. WILD
>> [_] Anon 3426975 >># Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane
>> [_] Anon 3426976 >># If I cut your face off would you die?
>> [_] Anon 3426978 >># No, but it would be extremely painful.
>> [_] Anon 3426979 >># You're a snappy guy
>> [_] Anon 3426980 >># For you.
>> [_] Anon 3426983 >># a needle in the center of the carapace would also kill the crab. its the heart of the crab.
>> [_] Anon 3426985 lulz, reverse order
>> [_] Anon 3426986 attack the weak spot for massive damage
>> [_] Anon 3427001 >># /F/
>> [_] Anon 3427044 >># >This Kills the Crab.swf Unbelievable. I could have sworn this was posted more recently, and thanks for rescuing a classic. Based anon.
>> [_] Anon 3427049 >># man, first time i've been on /f/ in about 2 years and i see the return of a classic
>> [_] Anon 3427066 >># enjoy your stay

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[_] Anon 2013764 crab Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2013768 the last guys waits till it suffers
>> [_] Anon 2013784 I can't help but feel like if I can't deal with sadistic shit, I shouldn't be on 4chan.
>> [_] Anon 2013793 >># He's a stone cold killa.
>> [_] Anon 2013794 personally I throw them in the pot, and slowly turn up the heat. You hear what some people refer to as screaming. Slowly boiling them alive is where you get the flavor from. Thats not softshelled though.
>> [_] Anon 2013818 >># Pretty much
>> [_] Anon 2013822 >># Waiter? my crab was exquisite, I can taste the agonizing pain it went through as it's gills slowly melted just like the butter in the garlic sauce in which it was baked. My compliments to the chef.
>> [_] Anon 2013823 >># Some men just want to watch the crab burn.
>> [_] Anon 2013830 Damn it. Now I'm hungry. Fuck you OP.
>> [_] Anon 2013857 >># Fuck you now I'm going to say this to the next waiter from wherever the fuck I order crab from.
>> [_] Anon 2013860 >># >Rip off dick >Tear out lungs >Cut face off >In that order Holy fucking shit. I almost see him doing that to a person. INB4 hurr normal
>> [_] Anon 2013868 crabs have lungs? i thought they had lungbooks, being basically arachnids.
>> [_] Anon 2013883 i was expecting this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f17abJOM el4 it happens to underwater welders all the time a human getting sucked through a tiny little hole like that
>> [_] barkley! 2013887 >2nd video in flash >bile sack pops right out while crab is writhing in its last throes LOL
>> [_] Anon 2013894 >># That's why cats torment and play with their prey. Adrenaline tenderizes the meat. :3 That's why, when I kill my pigs, I always put them in a small enclosure and whip them till they pass out. Then I hang them upside down and make the killing cut to the throat. Tastes like win.
>> [_] > 2013900 >># ... except doing unnecessary shit to pigs before you kill them makes the meat less tender. Sounds like you need to learn some more before you can attempt to be edgy.
>> [_] Anon 2013902 >># Sounds like you need to learn some more about trolls before attempting to correct them. :D
>> [_] Anon 2013904 >># Crabs and lobsters can't sense subtle changes in temperature. If you slowly boil them alive, they won't even notice. They only hate it when you dump them right into a bubbling pot. >tfw crab's face
>> [_] > 2013905 >># You need to learn more about trolling before attempting to be one.
>> [_] Anon 2013909 >># >># That awkward moment when adrenaline just makes meat taste awful.
>> [_] Anon 2013910 >># aww. Now I'm all heartbroken. You has bested me in teh game of internetz argumentor.
>> [_] Anon 2013914 >># how about you go back to /b/ :D
>> [_] Anon 2013915 No more info on how crab killing works. I haz sads. :(
>> [_] Anon 2013916 >># hmm... no.
>> [_] Anon 2013917 >># nah man, we don't laugh at torture, we laugh at people acting pathetic while they get tortured its just unnecessary to cause such a low creature this kind of suffering
>> [_] Anon 2013939 Lobsters and crabs don't scream when you put them in boiling water. They don't have vocal cords. The sound you hear is air escaping from inside their shells, the do pretty much die instantly. Pain has nothing to do the flavor, freshness has to do with the flavor. Also shellfish have a higher risk of contamination of they're stored after being killed, it's healthier and more sanitary to kill them right before or during cooking. Finally the things are on about the same level of brain development as your average cockroach. But if you're still bothered despite all those facts, just don't eat them.
>> [_] Anon 2013944 >># i thought we laugh at other peoples over sensitive reactions to torture? that's what i've always done...laugh at all the "OMG THE POOR CRAB!!!!" people.
>> [_] Anon 2013945 >># im bothered how they just cut a living creatures face off and laughed it off. there has got to be another way.. like maybe a bullet. i mean jesus.
>> [_] Anon 2013946 The last guy's a douche
>> [_] Anon 2013951 >># Lobsters actually don't feel pain at all. It's a biological imperative that they don't, considering lobster "society" is pretty much nothing more than constant duelling. (When they want to mate, they battle. When they move into another lobster's territory, they battle. When two lobsters find each other at random, they battle. The reason lobster's claws are rubber banded shut is not to stop them from pinching the servers, but to stop them from killing each other in the tank.)
>> [_] Anon 2013954 >># Crab battle!
>> [_] Anon 2013967 number of times >># mentions the word lobster: 3. number of times he mentions crabs: 0. >># response... we're dealing with a real fucking brain trust here....

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[_] This kills the joyAnonymous06/26/12(Tue)04:42No.1707412 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anonymous06/26/12(Tue)04:49No.1707414 sad crab is sad :c
>> [_] Anonymous06/26/12(Tue)04:58No.1707418 Is this supposed to make me feel something?
>> [_] Anonymous06/26/12(Tue)05:02No.1707421 First one was a nice kill. Second was sloppy.
>> [_] Anonymous06/26/12(Tue)05:07No.1707423 >># It was on the PETA website. Yes, this. A perfectly normal instructional video for cleaning crab. Protip: animals aren't humans. They aren't aware of their own existence, they don't know fear beyond immediate dangers and they don't worry about death. Fucking PETA.
>> [_] Anonymous06/26/12(Tue)05:10No.1707425 Only the last one made me feel something. Guy could've at least killed the crab before he ripped off the lungs/apron.
>> [_] Anonymous06/26/12(Tue)05:18No.1707429 Oh... Oh dear.
>> [_] Anonymous06/26/12(Tue)05:20No.1707431 >># >They aren't aware of their own existence, they don't know fear beyond immediate dangers and they don't worry about death. citation needed
>> [_] Anonymous06/26/12(Tue)05:33No.1707436 BLURGH. This is why I leave the actual killing to the soulless ones.
>> [_] Anonymous06/26/12(Tue)05:43No.1707445 That death was as good as any. If anyone objects to that more than say chicken or beef, they're an easily manipulated pansy.
>> [_] Anonymous06/26/12(Tue)05:55No.1707451 Why feel sad about a crab if you don't feel sad for any people you see die in some newsflashs?
>> [_] friendsofsandwiches06/26/12(Tue)05:55No. 1707452 I've seen worse ways to kill a crab. One is where you take the legs on both sides, and swing the body down on a rock. You kinda have to do this with larger crab. Come up to alaska. We don't have those little wimpy ones like that, we got big MONSTER sized delicious crab
>> [_] Anonymous06/26/12(Tue)06:13No.1707461 >># Nah, death is normal. I'm just squeamish.
>> [_] Anonymous06/26/12(Tue)08:19No.1707504 >># This is why I didn't watch the video. The image macros are funny, though. "Tell me about the rabbits."
>> [_] Anonymous06/26/12(Tue)09:38No.1707536 why do crabs have to taste so good? Rest in piece, young spider of the sea. T_T
>> [_] Anonymous06/26/12(Tue)09:44No.1707540 some dude on /g/ posted a gif of some guys tossing a dog off a bridge. It Sucked but I'd been been seeing this as a meme floating aroun for a while; I guess I was prepped.
>> [_] Anonymous06/26/12(Tue)09:48No.1707541 My stance on PETA: I'd be a believer and a veggian if meat didn't taste so damned good.
>> [_] Anonymous06/26/12(Tue)09:49No.1707542 >># Well, it's several years old now... There was a shitstorm about it back when it was originally posted and apparently some ANONYMOOSE LEEJUN people found out who the soldier was etc
>> [_] Anonymous06/26/12(Tue)09:55No.1707544 I just hate crabs, their like spider lobster, im not scared of them, i just hate crabs.
>> [_] Anonymous06/26/12(Tue)10:02No.1707546 gross
>> [_] the crab...Anymous06/26/12(Tue)11:25No.17075 74 i fucking hate you...to kill it when it still lives and than cooki it>_< is their now other way to kill them less painful? i fucking hate you>_<
>> [_] Anonymous06/26/12(Tue)11:27No.1707576 >># Are you trolling, or are you usually this stupid?
>> [_] the crabAnonymous06/26/12(Tue)11:29No.1707579 shut the hell up its not my problem if you are complete heartless i dont wanna see videos getting animals killed like this cruel, he cut her eye off! That is no quick way to kill a beeing for cooking, its cruel..

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[_] Anonymous06/18/12(Mon)13:15No.1701749 sad crab Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anonymous06/18/12(Mon)13:16No.1701750 Th-that monster!
>> [_] Anonymous06/18/12(Mon)13:21No.1701755 I wonder if I'll dream...
>> [_] Anonymous06/18/12(Mon)13:28No.1701759 The only guy I have any problem with is the one who starts stripping the crab before decapitating it. The kill is fast and clean. Best way to do it.
>> [_] Anonymous06/18/12(Mon)13:35No.1701763 >># He killed it after the tail and lungs because he wanted it to be as fresh as possible.
>> [_] Anonymous06/18/12(Mon)14:04No.1701786 >># if he wants it as fresh as possible, he should just give it to the customers RAW!
>> [_] Anonymous06/18/12(Mon)14:08No.1701788 Why is it that CHOW just does everything wrong?
>> [_] Anonymous06/18/12(Mon)15:00No.1701819 Attack it's weak point for massive damage
>> [_] Anonymous06/18/12(Mon)16:07No.1701856 "I am a crab" "I need to eat" "I am a crab" "I need to mate" "I am a crab"
>> [_] Anonymous06/18/12(Mon)16:11No.1701858 What a piddly crab. Why is he cooking with such a meatless runt?

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[_] [L] Anon 1680824 sad crab
>> [_] Anon 1680828 Holy Shit!!!
>> [_] Anon 1680830 It's like I'm really on /an/
>> [_] Anon 1680872 I love how the first two videos go through the trouble to explain that they kill the crab first by cutting off its face, and the last guy tears off its "apron" and rips out the lungs/gills before killing it.
>> [_] Anon 1680888 >># Oh here we go
>> [_] Anon 1680926 Run this in the background. http://images.4channel.org/f/src/Mr_Jon_ Arbuckle.swf
>> [_] Anon 1680928 I like how the first 3 are like let's kill the crab so he doesn't suffer. Last dude's like killing the crab last step.
>> [_] Anon 1680935 ;_; I know there are so much more cruel things in the world, but it really aches my heart seeing these adorable things get killed. I am a hypocrite, yes, but still ..
>> [_] Anon 1680938 Crabs are direct relatives of spiders. Fuck them.
>> [_] Anon 1680940 >># >># Pretty much this. I had assumes that the last clip hat cut out the killing, but after he rips the lungs out he's all "oh we might need to kill it, too".
>> [_] Anon 1680955 >># I guess he wants it to be as 'FRESH' as possible, so he kills it last for those extra 20 seconds of freshness
>> [_] Anon 1680961 i can't stop imagining a human undergoing the crab's fate, thanks for my gore fix of today op

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[_] [L] Anon 1671273 sad crab Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1671285 it just.... gave up.... may your next life be peaceful, oh hero of the seas. ;_;7
>> [_] Anon 1671290 The last guy did the entire process backwards. That poor crab, he felt the pain of getting the tail and lungs ripped off. ;_; My heart can't take it
>> [_] Anon 1671328 :(
>> [_] Anon 1671329 this is worse than the other video when that girl stands on a guy's cock with her heel and it spurts blood everywhere poor crab :S save the sea kittens! :D
>> [_] Anon 1671337 >># How is that video bad? You're a ponyfag.
>> [_] Anon 1671377 "...and you attack it's weak point for massive damage."
>> [_] Anon 1671380 >Implying crabs feel pain
>> [_] Anon 1671392 >># How can you be sure they don't?
>> [_] Anon 1671418 >># OMG UR SO HRDCORE OMGOMGLOLOL 112!"!"!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111!!!!!
>> [_] Anon 1671420 >># Submissive fag with a tiny dick detected.
>> [_] Anon 1671427 I feel kind of bad for laughing, but the way the first one is all "hey, what's up, I'm just chilling" and then just says "fuck it" and goes limp when its face is cut off really triggers something.
>> [_] Anon 1671452 What's up guys. Just chillin on this sweet white fluffy thing you guys set me on. Sure is comfy oh you're picking me up? Cool. So we going to more comfy things or AUGH GOD MY TAIL. WHY DID YOU DO THAT MAN?! I WAS JUST ON THAT COMFY WHITE THING AND *HHHHHK* LUNG *HHHHHHHK* YOU DICK And then you can't hear him anymore. Because he has no lungs and he cannot scream.
>> [_] Anon 1671491 Fuck that guy who did it backwards. He didn't even freeze him first, he wanted him to feel it
>> [_] Anon 1671494 >># crabs and other sea life do feel pain its a natural survival countermeasure so yes that crab felt that pain though i dont know if it felt the tail being ripped off
>> [_] Anon 1671495 >># SCIENCE!!! (biology / zoology)
>> [_] Anon 1671500 that crab just gave up, what a fucking pussy
>> [_] Anon 1671508 Can't stop lolling at the stupidity of the last guy. Poor crabro, tho.

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[_] [L] Anon 1664176 Sad Crab Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1664180 Awww...
>> [_] Kano !jslbfMzyBg 1664185 I'm hungry now.
>> [_] Anon 1664186 ugh
>> [_] Anon 1664187 /r/ing the depressing alt/experimental rock song being posted in a loop on /f/ a lot
>> [_] Anon 1664199 that guy...that guy who rips the lungs out before killing the crab....oh god
>> [_] Anon 1664217 tasty as hell
>> [_] Anon 1664224 I've been though Culinary training. This does nothing to damper my mood, all I want now is some fresh boiled crab now. lol
>> [_] Anon 1664231 >># that's what i fucking thought too
>> [_] Anon 1664233 ewwww
>> [_] Anon 1664239 And now i know what i am eating today! been forever since i have some fresh crab and i am looking forward to it!
>> [_] Anon 1664322 Honestly, if you can't witness the act of killing the animal, don't eat animals. They are food, only part I wondered was the last guy who ripped the "flap" and lungs out before killing the crab, thought I'm not sure if there is actually the flap and lung removal done on a crab without "face" and just shown the head removal last. If I were to cook em, I would do the face removal first, but still, they are most likely some tasty food either way.
>> [_] Anon 1664327 >># >># That's what got me too. Fucking dumbass. I don't have a problem with the fact that animals have to die to become food, but it's just polite to kill them BEFORE you start dressing the carcass.
>> [_] Anon 1664371 out there some where solid snake a.k.a big boss is happy as fuck. . . Crab Battle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!
>> [_] Anon 1664399 TEAR THE LUNGS RIP THE FACE TEAR THE LUNGS RIP THE FACE
>> [_] Anon 1664400 crabs are delicious.
>> [_] Anon 1664422 >and then we simply cut the face off