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[_] Anonymous 06/24/13(Mon)00:52 No.2013764
crab
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>> [_] Anonymous 06/24/13(Mon)00:57 No.2013768
the last guys waits till it suffers
>> [_] Anonymous 06/24/13(Mon)01:13 No.2013784
I can't help but feel like if I can't deal with sadistic shit, I shouldn't be on 4chan.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/24/13(Mon)01:19 No.2013793
>>2013768
He's a stone cold killa.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/24/13(Mon)01:19 No.2013794
personally I throw them in the pot, and slowly turn up the heat. You hear what some people refer
to as screaming. Slowly boiling them alive is where you get the flavor from. Thats not
softshelled though.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/24/13(Mon)01:37 No.2013818
>>2013784
Pretty much
>> [_] Anonymous 06/24/13(Mon)01:39 No.2013822
>>2013794
Waiter? my crab was exquisite, I can taste the agonizing pain it went through as it's gills
slowly melted just like the butter in the garlic sauce in which it was baked. My compliments to
the chef.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/24/13(Mon)01:39 No.2013823
>>2013768
Some men just want to watch the crab burn.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/24/13(Mon)01:44 No.2013830
Damn it. Now I'm hungry. Fuck you OP.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/24/13(Mon)02:07 No.2013857
>>2013822
Fuck you now I'm going to say this to the next waiter from wherever the fuck I order crab from.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/24/13(Mon)02:11 No.2013860
>>2013768
>Rip off dick
>Tear out lungs
>Cut face off
>In that order
Holy fucking shit. I almost see him doing that to a person.
INB4 hurr normal
>> [_] Anonymous 06/24/13(Mon)02:20 No.2013868
crabs have lungs? i thought they had lungbooks, being basically arachnids.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/24/13(Mon)02:40 No.2013883
i was expecting this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f17abJOMel4
it happens to underwater welders all the time
a human getting sucked through a tiny little hole like that
>> [_] barkley! 06/24/13(Mon)02:47 No.2013887
>2nd video in flash
>bile sack pops right out while crab is writhing in its last throes
LOL
>> [_] Anonymous 06/24/13(Mon)03:02 No.2013894
>>2013794
That's why cats torment and play with their prey. Adrenaline tenderizes the meat. :3
That's why, when I kill my pigs, I always put them in a small enclosure and whip them till they
pass out. Then I hang them upside down and make the killing cut to the throat. Tastes like win.
>> [_] > 06/24/13(Mon)03:13 No.2013900
>>2013894
... except doing unnecessary shit to pigs before you kill them makes the meat less tender. Sounds
like you need to learn some more before you can attempt to be edgy.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/24/13(Mon)03:18 No.2013902
>>2013900
Sounds like you need to learn some more about trolls before attempting to correct them. :D
>> [_] Anonymous 06/24/13(Mon)03:19 No.2013904
>>2013794
Crabs and lobsters can't sense subtle changes in temperature.
If you slowly boil them alive, they won't even notice.
They only hate it when you dump them right into a bubbling pot.
>tfw crab's face
>> [_] > 06/24/13(Mon)03:20 No.2013905
>>2013902
You need to learn more about trolling before attempting to be one.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/24/13(Mon)03:21 No.2013909
>>2013794
>>2013894
That awkward moment when adrenaline just makes meat taste awful.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/24/13(Mon)03:22 No.2013910
>>2013905
aww. Now I'm all heartbroken. You has bested me in teh game of internetz argumentor.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/24/13(Mon)03:28 No.2013914
>>2013902
how about you go back to /b/ :D
>> [_] Anonymous 06/24/13(Mon)03:29 No.2013915
No more info on how crab killing works. I haz sads. :(
>> [_] Anonymous 06/24/13(Mon)03:33 No.2013916
>>2013914
hmm... no.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/24/13(Mon)03:34 No.2013917
>>2013784
nah man, we don't laugh at torture, we laugh at people acting pathetic while they get tortured
its just unnecessary to cause such a low creature this kind of suffering
>> [_] Anonymous 06/24/13(Mon)04:44 No.2013939
Lobsters and crabs don't scream when you put them in boiling water. They don't have vocal cords.
The sound you hear is air escaping from inside their shells, the do pretty much die instantly.
Pain has nothing to do the flavor, freshness has to do with the flavor. Also shellfish have a
higher risk of contamination of they're stored after being killed, it's healthier and more
sanitary to kill them right before or during cooking. Finally the things are on about the same
level of brain development as your average cockroach.
But if you're still bothered despite all those facts, just don't eat them.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/24/13(Mon)04:50 No.2013944
>>2013917
i thought we laugh at other peoples over sensitive reactions to torture?
that's what i've always done...laugh at all the "OMG THE POOR CRAB!!!!" people.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/24/13(Mon)04:54 No.2013945
>>2013939
im bothered how they just cut a living creatures face off and laughed it off. there has got to be
another way.. like maybe a bullet. i mean jesus.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/24/13(Mon)04:56 No.2013946
The last guy's a douche
>> [_] Anonymous 06/24/13(Mon)05:19 No.2013951
>>2013939
Lobsters actually don't feel pain at all.
It's a biological imperative that they don't, considering lobster "society" is pretty much
nothing more than constant duelling. (When they want to mate, they battle. When they move into
another lobster's territory, they battle. When two lobsters find each other at random, they
battle. The reason lobster's claws are rubber banded shut is not to stop them from pinching the
servers, but to stop them from killing each other in the tank.)
>> [_] Anonymous 06/24/13(Mon)05:27 No.2013954
>>2013951
Crab battle!
>> [_] Anonymous 06/24/13(Mon)05:53 No.2013967
number of times >>2013951 mentions the word lobster: 3. number of times he mentions crabs: 0.
>>2013954 response...
we're dealing with a real fucking brain trust here....
