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[_] Anon 2013764 crab Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2013768 the last guys waits till it suffers
>> [_] Anon 2013784 I can't help but feel like if I can't deal with sadistic shit, I shouldn't be on 4chan.
>> [_] Anon 2013793 >># He's a stone cold killa.
>> [_] Anon 2013794 personally I throw them in the pot, and slowly turn up the heat. You hear what some people refer to as screaming. Slowly boiling them alive is where you get the flavor from. Thats not softshelled though.
>> [_] Anon 2013818 >># Pretty much
>> [_] Anon 2013822 >># Waiter? my crab was exquisite, I can taste the agonizing pain it went through as it's gills slowly melted just like the butter in the garlic sauce in which it was baked. My compliments to the chef.
>> [_] Anon 2013823 >># Some men just want to watch the crab burn.
>> [_] Anon 2013830 Damn it. Now I'm hungry. Fuck you OP.
>> [_] Anon 2013857 >># Fuck you now I'm going to say this to the next waiter from wherever the fuck I order crab from.
>> [_] Anon 2013860 >># >Rip off dick >Tear out lungs >Cut face off >In that order Holy fucking shit. I almost see him doing that to a person. INB4 hurr normal
>> [_] Anon 2013868 crabs have lungs? i thought they had lungbooks, being basically arachnids.
>> [_] Anon 2013883 i was expecting this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f17abJOM el4 it happens to underwater welders all the time a human getting sucked through a tiny little hole like that
>> [_] barkley! 2013887 >2nd video in flash >bile sack pops right out while crab is writhing in its last throes LOL
>> [_] Anon 2013894 >># That's why cats torment and play with their prey. Adrenaline tenderizes the meat. :3 That's why, when I kill my pigs, I always put them in a small enclosure and whip them till they pass out. Then I hang them upside down and make the killing cut to the throat. Tastes like win.
>> [_] > 2013900 >># ... except doing unnecessary shit to pigs before you kill them makes the meat less tender. Sounds like you need to learn some more before you can attempt to be edgy.
>> [_] Anon 2013902 >># Sounds like you need to learn some more about trolls before attempting to correct them. :D
>> [_] Anon 2013904 >># Crabs and lobsters can't sense subtle changes in temperature. If you slowly boil them alive, they won't even notice. They only hate it when you dump them right into a bubbling pot. >tfw crab's face
>> [_] > 2013905 >># You need to learn more about trolling before attempting to be one.
>> [_] Anon 2013909 >># >># That awkward moment when adrenaline just makes meat taste awful.
>> [_] Anon 2013910 >># aww. Now I'm all heartbroken. You has bested me in teh game of internetz argumentor.
>> [_] Anon 2013914 >># how about you go back to /b/ :D
>> [_] Anon 2013915 No more info on how crab killing works. I haz sads. :(
>> [_] Anon 2013916 >># hmm... no.
>> [_] Anon 2013917 >># nah man, we don't laugh at torture, we laugh at people acting pathetic while they get tortured its just unnecessary to cause such a low creature this kind of suffering
>> [_] Anon 2013939 Lobsters and crabs don't scream when you put them in boiling water. They don't have vocal cords. The sound you hear is air escaping from inside their shells, the do pretty much die instantly. Pain has nothing to do the flavor, freshness has to do with the flavor. Also shellfish have a higher risk of contamination of they're stored after being killed, it's healthier and more sanitary to kill them right before or during cooking. Finally the things are on about the same level of brain development as your average cockroach. But if you're still bothered despite all those facts, just don't eat them.
>> [_] Anon 2013944 >># i thought we laugh at other peoples over sensitive reactions to torture? that's what i've always done...laugh at all the "OMG THE POOR CRAB!!!!" people.
>> [_] Anon 2013945 >># im bothered how they just cut a living creatures face off and laughed it off. there has got to be another way.. like maybe a bullet. i mean jesus.
>> [_] Anon 2013946 The last guy's a douche
>> [_] Anon 2013951 >># Lobsters actually don't feel pain at all. It's a biological imperative that they don't, considering lobster "society" is pretty much nothing more than constant duelling. (When they want to mate, they battle. When they move into another lobster's territory, they battle. When two lobsters find each other at random, they battle. The reason lobster's claws are rubber banded shut is not to stop them from pinching the servers, but to stop them from killing each other in the tank.)
>> [_] Anon 2013954 >># Crab battle!
>> [_] Anon 2013967 number of times >># mentions the word lobster: 3. number of times he mentions crabs: 0. >># response... we're dealing with a real fucking brain trust here....