File: Help Kickstart World War III!.swf-(8.72 MB, 480x272, Other)
[_] Anonymous 06/27/14(Fri)01:14 No.2431749
Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anonymous 06/27/14(Fri)01:31 No.2431765
I consider myself a bleeding heart liberal, but the world today really needs a global war, some
sort of worldwide conflict that will reduce the human population by at least half. Let the
religious fanatics, political ideologues and terminally stupid destroy each other, and allow the
intelligent, logical people that remain to rebuild and deliver humanity unto a glorious age of
reason, technology and peace.
Because Obama.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/27/14(Fri)01:32 No.2431768
thanks Obama
>> [_] Anonymous 06/27/14(Fri)01:37 No.2431774
>>2431765
>allow the intelligent, logical people that remain to rebuild and deliver humanity unto a
glorious age of reason, technology and peace
Because this has happened after every war ever and it will surely happen after the next global
conflict, for sure.
>> [_] Jinx 06/27/14(Fri)01:40 No.2431776
>>2431749
When showing the map, The countries in Africa just say
"Nigger County"
with another one saying
"The Nigger States
>> [_] Anonymous 06/27/14(Fri)01:43 No.2431780
>>2431765
>rebuild
Son, I've got some bad news for you.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/27/14(Fri)01:47 No.2431781
>>2431768
why would you fill out the e-mail field?
>> [_] Anonymous 06/27/14(Fri)01:50 No.2431783
>>2431781
It's called summerism
>> [_] Anonymous 06/27/14(Fri)01:53 No.2431787
>>2431765
"religious fanatics"
tips fedora
>> [_] Anonymous 06/27/14(Fri)01:58 No.2431790
WhatRepublicansActuallyBelieve.swf
>> [_] Anonymous 06/27/14(Fri)02:02 No.2431793
>>2431790
>implying those are just republicans
Basketball American Please.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/27/14(Fri)02:08 No.2431797
>>2431768
>Indiana.paws
Furry detected
>> [_] Anonymous 06/27/14(Fri)02:09 No.2431800
>>2431793
>implying any other political organization outside of PETA would strawman this hard.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/27/14(Fri)02:23 No.2431806
>>2431765
Has anyone ever told you that you sound euphoric?
>> [_] Anonymous 06/27/14(Fri)02:24 No.2431808
>>2431800
Still, most non-black Democrats feel betrayed by Shitbama and both parties don't want to get
involved with Syria.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/27/14(Fri)03:01 No.2431850
>>2431808
i don't think anyone really WANTS to get involved in syria, but after that gas attack we can't
just do nothing. i mean we kicked saddam's ass for less.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/27/14(Fri)03:03 No.2431853
>>2431850
So why don't you invade Israel? They have confirmed nukes.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/27/14(Fri)03:05 No.2431857
>>2431790
>WhatRepublicansActuallyBelieve.swf
google told me thats not a thing
>> [_] Anonymous 06/27/14(Fri)03:08 No.2431859
AP US History student who received a 5 on the AP test here. One of the most important lessons I
took from that class is that for a people to be satisfied, they must always in some sort of
conflict (whether it be a revolution, economic depression, or any number of other things, is
irrelevant). Another lesson I took away from that class was that anything that relates to the
Middle East is HELLA BORING. Screw the middle East; all they ever do is hate on America and
threaten us because of how we treate them after and during the cold war. If America were to have
more conflicts in the Middle East, we as a nation would be doing a disservice to all APUSH
students!!!!! Screw the Middle East; any history lessons pertaining them were boring as heck!!!
However, if we were start a war with China or Russia, then that would be pretty awesome; Asia in
general was very entertaining to learn about in that class lol.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/27/14(Fri)03:10 No.2431861
>>2431850
We absolutely can do nothing. We've done far "worse" in the past.
I mean, we let Saddam gas the Kurds for christ sake. If we did that then letting Assad gas some
Jihadis shouldn't be a big deal at all. Or would you rather us help destabilize the region
further and arm some of the same groups who are now crucifying people on the road to Baghdad. I'm
sorry if that reality offends you're naive liberal ideals.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/27/14(Fri)03:11 No.2431863
>>2431859
Thumbs up and God bless this post.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/27/14(Fri)03:17 No.2431865
>>2431859
Oh god please tell me your just a troll. That post reeked so much of summer it made my eyes melt
out of my skull.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/27/14(Fri)03:25 No.2431870
>>2431859
>AP US History
>Brags about AP score
>highschooler underageB& detected
Step up your game you fucking casual
>> [_] Anonymous 06/27/14(Fri)03:25 No.2431871
>>2431859
You just got out of Sophomore year, didn't you.
I took that class, it was basically rote memorization with completely minimized critical thinking.
>College level my ass
>> [_] Anonymous 06/27/14(Fri)03:26 No.2431873
>>2431861
>you're naive liberal ideals.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/27/14(Fri)03:29 No.2431876
>>2431749
toplel
>> [_] Anonymous 06/27/14(Fri)03:32 No.2431877
Whatever happened to the good old days of strawman bullshit? Republicans want war and roads paved
with the working class, and Democrats want to get high and have the government take care of
everyone forever.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/27/14(Fri)03:32 No.2431878
>>2431800
>>implying any other political organization outside of PETA would strawman this hard.
Yeah
They do
I'm not even a fucking republican, stop sucking obongo's cock you retard
You're exactly the problem
>> [_] Anonymous 06/27/14(Fri)04:34 No.2431909
>>2431781
How else would people know how to contact him for a deeper discussion on the subject once the
thread dies?
>> [_] Anonymous 06/27/14(Fri)04:37 No.2431914
>>2431859
>Screw the middle East; all they ever do is hate on America and threaten us because of how we
treate them after and during the cold war.
Is this what american history classes actually teach? Because that's funny to me.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/27/14(Fri)04:42 No.2431919
Is it bad that I want ww3 to happen? Look at all the cool shit the first 2 gave us. Can you
imagine what kind of tech would be pioneered in the modern age? Plus I'd get to shoot Russians
and brown people.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/27/14(Fri)04:44 No.2431921
>>2431919
>I'd get to shoot Russians and brown people.
Have fun shooting at the nuke flying into your face.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/27/14(Fri)04:54 No.2431923
>>2431921
Thanks, I will. Enjoy mutually assured destruction. We can swap stories in hell.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/27/14(Fri)05:11 No.2431927
>>2431749
Joke got old after a minute.
Video went on for far too long for something imitating a campaign ad's style (something that has
to fit into a smallish time slot)
Would not watch again.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/27/14(Fri)05:29 No.2431936
>>2431853
because we "like" them
>> [_] Anonymous 06/27/14(Fri)05:33 No.2431939
>>2431927
It's imitating a Kikestarter campaign though, and they're always like this, even time-length wise.
But I agree, the joke does get killed after a while, would definitely been better with it being
shorter.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/27/14(Fri)06:30 No.2431969
>>2431790
>>2431765
>>2431749
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Koch_Industries
Republicans trying to next level us. The Company the paid for this add wants obbama out so a
repubs can fuck shit up for them.
>> [_] Ausfag 06/27/14(Fri)06:36 No.2431971
Meanwhile here in the better part of the world, we honestly just don't give a fuck.
Some guy openly said he supports terrorism outside our parliament and guess what? Nobody cared.
Simply put, we take report and ignore, and skip step 1.
So in other words >>2431765, tfw you will never have a world war 3 because Australia doesn't give
enough shits to take part.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/27/14(Fri)07:04 No.2431985
>>2431969
Conservatives want to maintain old cancer while liberals want to usher new cancer in.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/27/14(Fri)07:09 No.2431988
>supporting hi no matter what
You Amerilards are crazy and have no sense of reason. It's ok to support him,for sure,but you
don't have to support everything he does.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/27/14(Fri)07:34 No.2432005
>>2431985
Why try to fix something that's not broken?
>> [_] Anonymous 06/27/14(Fri)08:04 No.2432026
>>2431969
How dare they insult our lord and savior obama.
Must fucking RACISTS
>> [_] Anonymous 06/27/14(Fri)08:05 No.2432028
>>2431988
Leave it to a yuropoor to have a satire go right over their head.
