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>> [_] Anon 2925957 >># /pol/ pls go
>> [_] Gabe Newell 2925974 >># >implying it wasnt funny
>> [_] Anon 2925979 >># >paid for by Koch industries
>> [_] Anon 2925981 >scholar on social policy and a barista kek
>> [_] Anon 2925986 shoulda made the name less obvious
>> [_] Anon 2926057 >># this is literally made by a comedy company made up of new york jews

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[_] Anon 2431749 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2431765 I consider myself a bleeding heart liberal, but the world today really needs a global war, some sort of worldwide conflict that will reduce the human population by at least half. Let the religious fanatics, political ideologues and terminally stupid destroy each other, and allow the intelligent, logical people that remain to rebuild and deliver humanity unto a glorious age of reason, technology and peace. Because Obama.
>> [_] Anon 2431768 thanks Obama
>> [_] Anon 2431774 >># >allow the intelligent, logical people that remain to rebuild and deliver humanity unto a glorious age of reason, technology and peace Because this has happened after every war ever and it will surely happen after the next global conflict, for sure.
>> [_] Jinx 2431776 >># When showing the map, The countries in Africa just say "Nigger County" with another one saying "The Nigger States
>> [_] Anon 2431780 >># >rebuild Son, I've got some bad news for you.
>> [_] Anon 2431781 >># why would you fill out the e-mail field?
>> [_] Anon 2431783 >># It's called summerism
>> [_] Anon 2431787 >># "religious fanatics" tips fedora
>> [_] Anon 2431790 WhatRepublicansActuallyBelieve.swf
>> [_] Anon 2431793 >># >implying those are just republicans Basketball American Please.
>> [_] Anon 2431797 >># >Indiana.paws Furry detected
>> [_] Anon 2431800 >># >implying any other political organization outside of PETA would strawman this hard.
>> [_] Anon 2431806 >># Has anyone ever told you that you sound euphoric?
>> [_] Anon 2431808 >># Still, most non-black Democrats feel betrayed by Shitbama and both parties don't want to get involved with Syria.
>> [_] Anon 2431850 >># i don't think anyone really WANTS to get involved in syria, but after that gas attack we can't just do nothing. i mean we kicked saddam's ass for less.
>> [_] Anon 2431853 >># So why don't you invade Israel? They have confirmed nukes.
>> [_] Anon 2431857 >># >WhatRepublicansActuallyBelieve.swf google told me thats not a thing
>> [_] Anon 2431859 AP US History student who received a 5 on the AP test here. One of the most important lessons I took from that class is that for a people to be satisfied, they must always in some sort of conflict (whether it be a revolution, economic depression, or any number of other things, is irrelevant). Another lesson I took away from that class was that anything that relates to the Middle East is HELLA BORING. Screw the middle East; all they ever do is hate on America and threaten us because of how we treate them after and during the cold war. If America were to have more conflicts in the Middle East, we as a nation would be doing a disservice to all APUSH students!!!!! Screw the Middle East; any history lessons pertaining them were boring as heck!!! However, if we were start a war with China or Russia, then that would be pretty awesome; Asia in general was very entertaining to learn about in that class lol.
>> [_] Anon 2431861 >># We absolutely can do nothing. We've done far "worse" in the past. I mean, we let Saddam gas the Kurds for christ sake. If we did that then letting Assad gas some Jihadis shouldn't be a big deal at all. Or would you rather us help destabilize the region further and arm some of the same groups who are now crucifying people on the road to Baghdad. I'm sorry if that reality offends you're naive liberal ideals.
>> [_] Anon 2431863 >># Thumbs up and God bless this post.
>> [_] Anon 2431865 >># Oh god please tell me your just a troll. That post reeked so much of summer it made my eyes melt out of my skull.
>> [_] Anon 2431870 >># >AP US History >Brags about AP score >highschooler underageB& detected Step up your game you fucking casual
>> [_] Anon 2431871 >># You just got out of Sophomore year, didn't you. I took that class, it was basically rote memorization with completely minimized critical thinking. >College level my ass
>> [_] Anon 2431873 >># >you're naive liberal ideals.
>> [_] Anon 2431876 >># toplel
>> [_] Anon 2431877 Whatever happened to the good old days of strawman bullshit? Republicans want war and roads paved with the working class, and Democrats want to get high and have the government take care of everyone forever.
>> [_] Anon 2431878 >># >>implying any other political organization outside of PETA would strawman this hard. Yeah They do I'm not even a fucking republican, stop sucking obongo's cock you retard You're exactly the problem
>> [_] Anon 2431909 >># How else would people know how to contact him for a deeper discussion on the subject once the thread dies?
>> [_] Anon 2431914 >># >Screw the middle East; all they ever do is hate on America and threaten us because of how we treate them after and during the cold war. Is this what american history classes actually teach? Because that's funny to me.
>> [_] Anon 2431919 Is it bad that I want ww3 to happen? Look at all the cool shit the first 2 gave us. Can you imagine what kind of tech would be pioneered in the modern age? Plus I'd get to shoot Russians and brown people.
>> [_] Anon 2431921 >># >I'd get to shoot Russians and brown people. Have fun shooting at the nuke flying into your face.
>> [_] Anon 2431923 >># Thanks, I will. Enjoy mutually assured destruction. We can swap stories in hell.
>> [_] Anon 2431927 >># Joke got old after a minute. Video went on for far too long for something imitating a campaign ad's style (something that has to fit into a smallish time slot) Would not watch again.
>> [_] Anon 2431936 >># because we "like" them
>> [_] Anon 2431939 >># It's imitating a Kikestarter campaign though, and they're always like this, even time-length wise. But I agree, the joke does get killed after a while, would definitely been better with it being shorter.
>> [_] Anon 2431969 >># >># >># http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Koch_Indust ries Republicans trying to next level us. The Company the paid for this add wants obbama out so a repubs can fuck shit up for them.
>> [_] Ausfag 2431971 Meanwhile here in the better part of the world, we honestly just don't give a fuck. Some guy openly said he supports terrorism outside our parliament and guess what? Nobody cared. Simply put, we take report and ignore, and skip step 1. So in other words >>#, tfw you will never have a world war 3 because Australia doesn't give enough shits to take part.
>> [_] Anon 2431985 >># Conservatives want to maintain old cancer while liberals want to usher new cancer in.
>> [_] Anon 2431988 >supporting hi no matter what You Amerilards are crazy and have no sense of reason. It's ok to support him,for sure,but you don't have to support everything he does.
>> [_] Anon 2432005 >># Why try to fix something that's not broken?
>> [_] Anon 2432026 >># How dare they insult our lord and savior obama. Must fucking RACISTS
>> [_] Anon 2432028 >># Leave it to a yuropoor to have a satire go right over their head.

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[_] Anon 2141908
>> [_] kekfig 2141959 10/10
>> [_] Anon 2141969 where can i pay?
>> [_] Anon 2141973 No prizes for donating 1 trillion dollars? Fuck you then.
>> [_] Anon 2141980 Thanks Obama
>> [_] Anon 2141986 >yfw /pol/ raises 1.6 T$
>> [_] Anon 2141989 my sides!
>> [_] Anon 2141990 >># my exact fucking thoughts
>> [_] Anon 2142002 I love how amazingly this summarizes my feelings toward this shit. I bet you ANYTHING there was at least one person who thought this shit was serious, and actually funded it.