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[_] retro edition !bksFCWEVEQ 06/02/14(Mon)19:56 No.2403878
you're welcome, America.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/02/14(Mon)20:05 No.2403888
I love the messages telling me I'm a horrible person because it's probably true.
I also killed a 14 year old paramedic and a 13 year old dental hygienist, those were some true
overachievers.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/02/14(Mon)20:18 No.2403899
>>2403888
I managed to kill a 11 year old attorney who was a member of Debtors Anonymous
Christ the kids start early these days.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/02/14(Mon)20:19 No.2403900
>>2403899
And here I am, almost out of my teens and I've done nothing with my life.
>> [_] !bksFCWEVEQ 06/02/14(Mon)20:21 No.2403902
>>2403900
Don't worry, I'm 24 and all I have to my name is this shit and its sequel. I haven't done shit
since I graduated college.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/02/14(Mon)20:27 No.2403906
>>2403902
are you me?
>> [_] Anonymous 06/02/14(Mon)20:27 No.2403907
I killed a 98 year-old phone technician.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/02/14(Mon)20:30 No.2403911
Are you feeling good about yourself?
>> [_] Anonymous 06/02/14(Mon)20:39 No.2403921
Aren't every game, that involves killing the innocent, is like that?
>> [_] Anonymous 06/02/14(Mon)20:42 No.2403924
>retro edition
more like pedophile edition
>You have killed Rickie Kapil, a 14-year old urban planner from New Bedford, MA. She will be
succeeded by her caring husband, Guy.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/02/14(Mon)20:43 No.2403927
>>2403907
You're doing gods work, anon.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/02/14(Mon)20:45 No.2403928
this is the stupidest shit iv'e seen on /f/ in quite some while
>> [_] Anonymous 06/02/14(Mon)20:48 No.2403930
You have killed Weidar Laverty III, a 10-year old manual therapist from Jackson, MS. He will be
succeeded by his beautiful wife, Kinna. He was a member of Paralyzed Veterans of America.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/02/14(Mon)20:52 No.2403933
>>2403878
You have killed Roth Dusomos, a 10-year old music educator from Newport News, VA. He will be
succeeded by his loving wife, Katina, and his children, Julee, and Maxwell. He was a member of
Friends of Animals.
>> [_] sage 06/02/14(Mon)20:56 No.2403939
You have killed Dr. Doloritas Breslin, a 94-year old wood cutter from Trenton, NJ.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/02/14(Mon)21:03 No.2403945
More people seem to spawn if you stand still.
Just a tip.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/02/14(Mon)21:07 No.2403947
You have killed Dr. Gregg Briante, a 14-year old alderman from Fayetteville, NC. He was about to
see his father for the first time in 20 years.
Gregg Briante won't be making it to his best friend's birthday party tonight. Why did you do it?
You know, Gregg Briante liked video games. Before you killed him, that is.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/02/14(Mon)21:11 No.2403948
You have killed Dr. Aloysius Grover Timms, a 39-year old innkeeper from Northampton, MA. He was a
member of Gay Straight Alliance Network International.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/02/14(Mon)21:16 No.2403953
>>2403900
You killed those little fucks, you did something.
Now be proud!
>> [_] Anonymous 06/02/14(Mon)21:17 No.2403954
The fuck is GROW and how can I become a member?
>inb4 lmgtfy
>> [_] Anonymous 06/02/14(Mon)21:22 No.2403959
>>2403928
#edgy #summerfag
>> [_] Anonymous 06/02/14(Mon)21:27 No.2403965
I love how all of these people are sympathetic. I killed so many but didn't see one shitty person.
Also I wish there was a killcount.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/02/14(Mon)21:29 No.2403969
You have killed Lowell Gagnon III, a 12-year old upholsterer from Suffolk, VA. He will be
succeeded by his children, Verge, and Bobette. He was a member of Cocaine Anonymous.
>> [_] Lockwert !nnIgGerRZ. 06/02/14(Mon)21:31 No.2403971
>>2403878
it's like it's wrong to kill
it's the opposite of gta
>> [_] Lockwert !nnIgGerRZ. 06/02/14(Mon)21:32 No.2403974
>>2403947
>sperm bank
>> [_] Anonymous 06/02/14(Mon)21:52 No.2403986
How many fucking bullets does it take to kill a pianist?
>> [_] Anonymous 06/02/14(Mon)22:26 No.2404014
>You have killed Gabe Wilden Kerschner, a 75-year old pirate from Yakima, WA. He will be
succeeded by his caring wife, Joanne.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>> [_] Anonymous 06/02/14(Mon)22:39 No.2404025
I spam shooting. If anyone just walks into the path, they deserve to die
>> [_] Anonymous 06/02/14(Mon)22:39 No.2404026
>You have killed Teddie Nunes, a 16-year old sexologist from Tacoma, WA. She was a member of
International Dance Teachers Association.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/02/14(Mon)22:40 No.2404027
>You have killed Daveta MacDougall, a 15-year old lobbyist from Portsmouth, VA. She will be
succeeded by her beautiful husband, Reynard.
.... 15 year old lobbyist? Succeeded by husband? Kids grow up so fast these days...
>> [_] Anonymous 06/02/14(Mon)22:40 No.2404028
>You have killed Miss Denice Seifried III, a 13-year old executor from Burlington, NC. She will
be succeeded by her children, Enoch, and Barnabas. She was a member of Pearl Harbor Survivors
Association.
That's metal af
