File: ZELDA.swf-(6.01 MB, 640x360, Other)
[_] Anonymous 05/30/14(Fri)09:48 No.2400205
Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anonymous 05/30/14(Fri)10:15 No.2400225
The fact that this wasn't a purpose-built screamer, but fulfills it anyway, scares me.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/30/14(Fri)11:44 No.2400291
>>2400205
Oh god
Was he trying to do one of them speedruns
>> [_] Anonymous 05/30/14(Fri)11:52 No.2400303
Is there any particular reason why he's playing it in Japanese? Or is he just a weeb?
>> [_] Anonymous 05/30/14(Fri)12:04 No.2400312
>>2400303
Jap text is shorter and faster. He's speedrunning so he doesn't need to know what it says anyway.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/30/14(Fri)12:06 No.2400313
>>2400303
He's a speedrunner, so he plays the Jap version because their text is more compact and takes less
time to skim through.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/30/14(Fri)12:08 No.2400314
IT TOOK ONE MORE FREAKING HIT, AAAAAAAÆÆÆÆÆÆÄÆÄÄÄÄÆÆÆAAAAÆAÆÆAÄ◊ÄÄ◊ÆÄÄÆÄÆÄ◊Æ◊Ä∆ÄÄ∆˝ˆÜ
WHY WON'T YOU FUCKING DIE?!
>> [_] Anonymous 05/30/14(Fri)12:40 No.2400332
Most speedrunners must be autistic savants.
It would account for their dexterity and ability to commit every facet of a game to memory, and
for their apparent inability to cope with failure.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/30/14(Fri)13:17 No.2400356
>>2400332
upset that you couldn't get into the luxurious life of speed running fagget?
>> [_] Anonymous 05/30/14(Fri)13:27 No.2400364
>>2400332
some speed runners are really cool dudes
some are autistic wackos
the guys who ran goldeneye at AGDQ this year seemed pretty cool, also the guy who ran yoshi's
island (tri-hex) seems like he would be fun to hang out with
>> [_] Anonymous 05/30/14(Fri)13:33 No.2400369
>>2400364
in this case autistic fag boat.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/30/14(Fri)13:54 No.2400390
literally the easiest part of the whole run too. Faggot deserved to get punished.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/30/14(Fri)14:03 No.2400401
Holy fuck, this is gold.
Anyone got a sauce on this one?
>> [_] Anonymous 05/30/14(Fri)14:05 No.2400403
>>2400356
>the luxurious life of speed running
>luxurious
>life
>LIFE
>> [_] Anonymous 05/30/14(Fri)14:10 No.2400407
Speedrunning will always be an activity for faggots to impress slightly less pathetic faggots.
>>2400312
>>2400313
>cheating by using a different version to reduce your time
>making the game glitch out and abusing said glitches
>skipping a large portion of the actual game
How anyone can find this pathetic shit impressive is beyond me. How about just actually playing
the game instead of being a min maxing faggot who finds out all the cheapest ways to exploit it?
It makes me laugh when people think there's actual skill involved in this.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/30/14(Fri)14:13 No.2400412
>>2400407
It's not impressive. That's why the NEETS are attracted to it.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/30/14(Fri)14:14 No.2400413
I liked all the sexy breathing near the end
>> [_] Anonymous 05/30/14(Fri)14:21 No.2400420
>>2400407
b8 m8 gr8, I 8/8 r8
>> [_] Anonymous 05/30/14(Fri)14:23 No.2400421
>>2400407
It's impressive because it's hard to do. You try it.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/30/14(Fri)14:23 No.2400422
>>2400407
You realize the difference between the "tool assisted" runs and the "speed" runs right? You're
referring to the former when you talk about exploits. Either way this is a pathetic thing to do.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/30/14(Fri)14:25 No.2400424
>>2400422
>You're referring to the former when you talk about exploits
you're literally as clueless as he is
>> [_] Anonymous 05/30/14(Fri)14:34 No.2400431
>>2400421
>hard to do
>play it for months so you know every bit inside and out
>look up the most overpowered ways to beat shit quicker and easier
>literally just comes down to whether or not you mess up some simple inputs along the way
>>2400424
I'm not clueless. I just see through the bullshit of exploiting a game's bugs to win it faster
being an accomplishment. And no, I wasn't referring to tool assisted speedruns. Although, that's
really "what's even the point?" tier.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/30/14(Fri)14:39 No.2400437
>>2400431
Sure is kotaku in here
>> [_] Anonymous 05/30/14(Fri)14:40 No.2400438
>>2400437
Stay buttmad guy who's wasted his life learning how to cheat through a game faster than others.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/30/14(Fri)14:41 No.2400439
>>2400356
Speedrunning is for faggots who could never enjoy a video game, because they are constantly
ruching it and trying to beat it as fast as possible.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/30/14(Fri)14:45 No.2400444
>>2400431
>play it for months so you know every bit inside and out
>look up the most overpowered ways to beat shit quicker and easier
>literally just comes down to whether or not you mess up some simple inputs along the way
what is every competitive game ever
>> [_] Anonymous 05/30/14(Fri)14:45 No.2400445
>>2400439
Faggots who can't even enjoy video games, because they have to gratify themselves by "winning".
>> [_] Anonymous 05/30/14(Fri)14:50 No.2400449
>>2400439
Or people who enjoy a challenge.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/30/14(Fri)14:52 No.2400450
>>2400449
There's nothing challenging about learning to exploit glitches and min maxing. It actually makes
the game easier. The only "challenge" is playing the whole thing in one sitting with no deaths,
but they cut out such a large portion of the game through glitching it that this isn't even
present.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/30/14(Fri)14:59 No.2400452
>>2400438
Why are normies such hilarious shitheads who have to put down everything not "ALPHA AS FUCK BRAH"
to jack off their inflated egos
Please, PLEASE kill yourself
>> [_] Anonymous 05/30/14(Fri)15:00 No.2400454
>>2400450
>It actually makes the game easier
>The only "challenge" is playing the whole thing in one sitting with no deaths
>challenge
>3D zelda game
pick one. you can play through any 3D zelda game and never die. I played through TP recently and
never saw the game over screen. I died like once or twice in any other 3D zelda. they are easy as
fuck, there is already no challenge. and quick doesn't equal easier. playing through any temple
normally is a million times easier than doing a complex trick to skip it.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/30/14(Fri)15:05 No.2400462
>>2400454
>3D Zelda Game
There's your problem. Play a harder fucking game if you want a goddamn challenge. 3D Zeldas are
adventures designed for fun and relaxation.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/30/14(Fri)15:37 No.2400480
It makes sense to me why some people would enjoy speedrunning, I just don't personally see the
fun in it.
I'd rather spend that time absorbing a fresh story in a new game, myself.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/30/14(Fri)15:38 No.2400483
Wait some people enjoy something I don't? I should cry about it in the comment section! Seems
like a reasonable train of thought. You may not like it but others do. Who the fuck are you to
judge what other people enjoy? Some like to play through the game and others like to compete for
fast times with impressive glitches and excellent choreography. You bitching on /f/ is not going
to change any of that. If it frustrates you so much go somewhere else. Fucking faggots. No I'm
not mad. No I'm not butthurt. Deal with it.
