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[_] ¿POR QUE? Anon 3081728 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3081732 >># Jesus christ my eardrums
>> [_] Anon 3081733 >># I'll put a warning next time.
>> [_] Anon 3081735 >># gonna need that youtube sauce ma niggu
>> [_] Anon 3081739 30 seconds of high pitched squealing and they're completely out of breath. Fat American beta faggot "nu-male" confirmed.
>> [_] Anon 3081769 Now /that's/ some shouting I haven't heard in years. This is probably something like 4 years ago, now? He's a lot more mellowed out, nowadays. He's moltov on twitch if you really care.
>> [_] Anon 3081805 speedrunning: not even once
>> [_] Anon 3081810 >># Sup moltov, nobody cares
>> [_] Anon 3081831 >># >American
>> [_] Anon 3081836 this is what all speedrunners deserve
>> [_] Anon 3081838 again, why people watch twitch?
>> [_] Anon 3081842 >># >Beta cuckold hates alpha freedom No surprise there.
>> [_] Anon 3081848 Why do people care about speedruns. Why do people care about watching people play games. Why do people care about watching people speedrun a game.
>> [_] Anon 3081851 >># >Why do people care about watching people play games. Why do people care about watching people play sports? Why not just go play it yourself?
>> [_] Anon 3081853 >># >Why do people care about watching people play games x2 welp, I like watching people play games all of the game you know how it is
>> [_] Anon 3081857 >># Are you me? And yeah why do people watch sports when they can just go out and play it themselves. >># I don't.
>> [_] Anon 3081872 >># >Setting good times >Up for a record >Fucks up an easy fight He(?) deserved to lose
>> [_] Anon 3081954 Wow, goddamn. Catch your breath, try again.

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[_] Thunderblarg !ZXjpjcfUbc 2654492
>> [_] Anon 2654509 >># Better screamer than Jeff
>> [_] Anon 2654515 kek only 1.5 hrs ? wat a nub
>> [_] Anon 2654528 Fucking speedrunners. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WilkndNI IfI
>> [_] Anon 2654532 >># Man, whatever happened to "it's just a game"?
>> [_] Anon 2654538 >># A lot of these people are getting paid.
>> [_] Anon 2654545 First I thought he was being ironic, then I realized he was serious. kek
>> [_] Anon 2654547 >># Pennies. They ought to get real jobs. The hippies lost, etc.
>> [_] Anon 2654551 What a woman. When I think speedrunner I think this.
>> [_] Anon 2654556 >speedrunners.swf I wonder what it's like being the lowest kind of gamer.
>> [_] Anon 2654559 why
>> [_] Anon 2654560 >># The bums lose! The bums always lose!
>> [_] Anon 2654562 Fuck you Cosmo, nobody cares about OoT
>> [_] Anon 2654576 God, what a banshee.
>> [_] Anon 2654593 What streamer was this?
>> [_] Anon 2654597 >># >Pennies Are, are you dumb or just sarcastic? Some streamers can get thousands per month.
>> [_] Anon 2654598 >># Oh jesus, THOUSANDS a month? That might be like, TENS of thousands a year! You need to be, like, in the top 94% of people to even DREAM of making that kind of money!
>> [_] Anon 2654602 >># ten thousand to sit on your ass all day playing video games. that's ten thousand more than most people get doing the same thing
>> [_] Anon 2654603 >># that is a shit ton of money to make just playing video games are you a spoiled rich neet?
>> [_] Anonimaggot 2654612 >># >># >># Fucking filthy casuals.
>> [_] Anon 2654618 >># > making at most $1500 bro, that's not even a wage. ...that's not even enough money to live
>> [_] Anon 2654622 >># b-b-but i can stay at my moms house an play vidya games and make the same as minimum wage, without the risk of actually gaining any valuable experience in anything!
>> [_] Anon 2654623 >># you get experience in "media"
>> [_] Anon 2654625 >># >Pulling a defined integer out of your ass arbitrarily because you ran out of arguments Good one m8 :^)
>> [_] Anon 2654635 >># >not even paying taxes pig disgusting
>> [_] Anon 2654644 >># White people.
>> [_] Anon 2654652 >># And they get it for playing games, which makes them more of a success than anyone who works a job they hate.
>> [_] Anon 2654653 >># he does live with his mother, so raking in 1k a month while doing literally nothing is fine for him at the moment
>> [_] Anon 2654661 >># Haha... caleb is awesome. Also, this is why I only do TAS runs.
>> [_] Anon 2654666 >># But most people who get a college degree in a field that matters can get thousands per week!
>> [_] Anon 2654668 >># >implying taxes should be payed
>> [_] Anon 2654677 >># >Implying we shouldn't have government
>> [_] Anon 2654685 It's just an hour and a half. Stop being a bitch.
>> [_] Anon 2654689 >Guys act like a aspie over a game >BUT HE WAS GETTING PAID! >Waste all his money on games >Play they all once again >Gets paid again for it >Screams like a faggot once again That's basically a nerd zoo.
>> [_] Anon 2654693 >># Maybe it's not his first time Guaranteed he acts like a faggot, but holy shit, it's really frustrating when you are dong EVERYTHING right, but fails right at the end (he dies at Ganon)

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[_] Anon 2444827 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2444829 holy hell
>> [_] Anon 2444835 >># Was I the only one expecting this after he dropped his headset. *gun cocks* BANG!!
>> [_] Anon 2444837 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT A FAG
>> [_] Anon 2444839 I don't get it. Who cares. Games are supposed to be fun :<
>> [_] Anon 2444859 Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>> [_] Anon 2444860 >># >autism
>> [_] Anon 2444862 My ears....
>> [_] Anon 2444863 GAME OVER
>> [_] Anon 2444903 context?
>> [_] Anon 2444910 >getting mad over a terrible any% run This is not even remotely close to Cosmo's 0:18:32 run.
>> [_] Anon 2444912 RESET
>> [_] Anon 2444917 >># From what I could gather, he was close to beating a speedrun record but died at the very end. Now he has to start the whole game over.
>> [_] Anon 2444930 >># Not even close to Cosmo's run. Not even in the top-10. Also: Shit like this happens ALL the time.
>> [_] Anon 2444935 >dying in a zelda game
>> [_] Anon 2444941 >># >># >le cosmo is master spedrannman >cosmo only speedman ever >I can't read and don't know what "no RBA/WW" means Go back to Kotaku please.
>> [_] Anon 2444961 >># >Not even close to cosmos run If you looked at the screen he was using the WR splits for that category, his personal best was like 15 seconds away from the record and that run he was on could have gotten the record. Also funny as hell that he died.
>> [_] Anon 2444971 >># You should pack a screamer in this shit.
>> [_] Anon 2444988 LOL That was funny This is a bad gamer.
>> [_] Anon 2444990 >># not even the same category.
>> [_] Anon 2445015 Seriously...if he is gonna freak out because of an game like this, what is his reaction when he gets fired?Burn down the building just omg O_o

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[_] Anon 2403837
>> [_] Anon 2403843 >># ああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああ あああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああ あああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああ あああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああ あああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああ あああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああ あああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああ ああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああ
>> [_] Anon 2403889 >># That was pretty fucking funny. Am I considered cruel, because this guy apparently almost successfully speedrunned Orcarina of Time?
>> [_] Anon 2403894 >># It's totally acceptable to laugh at a shrieking child when they lose their shit like this, anon
>> [_] Anon 2403898 >didn't have a fairy in a bottle
>> [_] Anon 2403912 Dude, he wasted an hour and a half. Just try again next weekend.
>> [_] Anon 2403937 Yes. This pleases me to no end. Fuck speedrunners, man. Very few people care that you achieved an hour-thirty playthrough on a 17 year old game. Just take your time & actually enjoy the vidya experience.
>> [_] Anon 2403942 >># >Just take your time & actually enjoy the vidya experience. Most speed runners have already done that. After enjoying the game they wanted to master it.
>> [_] Anon 2403950 >># I remember I used to sperg out like this over vidya awful times
>> [_] Anon 2403960 Oh god i am glad i turned the volume down or he might have killed my ears.

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[_] Anon 2400205 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2400225 The fact that this wasn't a purpose-built screamer, but fulfills it anyway, scares me.
>> [_] Anon 2400291 >># Oh god Was he trying to do one of them speedruns
>> [_] Anon 2400303 Is there any particular reason why he's playing it in Japanese? Or is he just a weeb?
>> [_] Anon 2400312 >># Jap text is shorter and faster. He's speedrunning so he doesn't need to know what it says anyway.
>> [_] Anon 2400313 >># He's a speedrunner, so he plays the Jap version because their text is more compact and takes less time to skim through.
>> [_] Anon 2400314 IT TOOK ONE MORE FREAKING HIT, AAAAAAAÆÆÆÆÆÆÄÆÄÄÄÄÆÆÆAAAAÆAÆÆAÄ◊ÄÄ◊ÆÄÄÆ ÄÆÄ◊Æ◊Ä∆ÄÄ∆˝ˆÜ WHY WON'T YOU FUCKING DIE?!
>> [_] Anon 2400332 Most speedrunners must be autistic savants. It would account for their dexterity and ability to commit every facet of a game to memory, and for their apparent inability to cope with failure.
>> [_] Anon 2400356 >># upset that you couldn't get into the luxurious life of speed running fagget?
>> [_] Anon 2400364 >># some speed runners are really cool dudes some are autistic wackos the guys who ran goldeneye at AGDQ this year seemed pretty cool, also the guy who ran yoshi's island (tri-hex) seems like he would be fun to hang out with
>> [_] Anon 2400369 >># in this case autistic fag boat.
>> [_] Anon 2400390 literally the easiest part of the whole run too. Faggot deserved to get punished.
>> [_] Anon 2400401 Holy fuck, this is gold. Anyone got a sauce on this one?
>> [_] Anon 2400403 >># >the luxurious life of speed running >luxurious >life >LIFE
>> [_] Anon 2400407 Speedrunning will always be an activity for faggots to impress slightly less pathetic faggots. >># >># >cheating by using a different version to reduce your time >making the game glitch out and abusing said glitches >skipping a large portion of the actual game How anyone can find this pathetic shit impressive is beyond me. How about just actually playing the game instead of being a min maxing faggot who finds out all the cheapest ways to exploit it? It makes me laugh when people think there's actual skill involved in this.
>> [_] Anon 2400412 >># It's not impressive. That's why the NEETS are attracted to it.
>> [_] Anon 2400413 I liked all the sexy breathing near the end
>> [_] Anon 2400420 >># b8 m8 gr8, I 8/8 r8
>> [_] Anon 2400421 >># It's impressive because it's hard to do. You try it.
>> [_] Anon 2400422 >># You realize the difference between the "tool assisted" runs and the "speed" runs right? You're referring to the former when you talk about exploits. Either way this is a pathetic thing to do.
>> [_] Anon 2400424 >># >You're referring to the former when you talk about exploits you're literally as clueless as he is
>> [_] Anon 2400431 >># >hard to do >play it for months so you know every bit inside and out >look up the most overpowered ways to beat shit quicker and easier >literally just comes down to whether or not you mess up some simple inputs along the way >># I'm not clueless. I just see through the bullshit of exploiting a game's bugs to win it faster being an accomplishment. And no, I wasn't referring to tool assisted speedruns. Although, that's really "what's even the point?" tier.
>> [_] Anon 2400437 >># Sure is kotaku in here
>> [_] Anon 2400438 >># Stay buttmad guy who's wasted his life learning how to cheat through a game faster than others.
>> [_] Anon 2400439 >># Speedrunning is for faggots who could never enjoy a video game, because they are constantly ruching it and trying to beat it as fast as possible.
>> [_] Anon 2400444 >># >play it for months so you know every bit inside and out >look up the most overpowered ways to beat shit quicker and easier >literally just comes down to whether or not you mess up some simple inputs along the way what is every competitive game ever
>> [_] Anon 2400445 >># Faggots who can't even enjoy video games, because they have to gratify themselves by "winning".
>> [_] Anon 2400449 >># Or people who enjoy a challenge.
>> [_] Anon 2400450 >># There's nothing challenging about learning to exploit glitches and min maxing. It actually makes the game easier. The only "challenge" is playing the whole thing in one sitting with no deaths, but they cut out such a large portion of the game through glitching it that this isn't even present.
>> [_] Anon 2400452 >># Why are normies such hilarious shitheads who have to put down everything not "ALPHA AS FUCK BRAH" to jack off their inflated egos Please, PLEASE kill yourself
>> [_] Anon 2400454 >># >It actually makes the game easier >The only "challenge" is playing the whole thing in one sitting with no deaths >challenge >3D zelda game pick one. you can play through any 3D zelda game and never die. I played through TP recently and never saw the game over screen. I died like once or twice in any other 3D zelda. they are easy as fuck, there is already no challenge. and quick doesn't equal easier. playing through any temple normally is a million times easier than doing a complex trick to skip it.
>> [_] Anon 2400462 >># >3D Zelda Game There's your problem. Play a harder fucking game if you want a goddamn challenge. 3D Zeldas are adventures designed for fun and relaxation.
>> [_] Anon 2400480 It makes sense to me why some people would enjoy speedrunning, I just don't personally see the fun in it. I'd rather spend that time absorbing a fresh story in a new game, myself.
>> [_] Anon 2400483 Wait some people enjoy something I don't? I should cry about it in the comment section! Seems like a reasonable train of thought. You may not like it but others do. Who the fuck are you to judge what other people enjoy? Some like to play through the game and others like to compete for fast times with impressive glitches and excellent choreography. You bitching on /f/ is not going to change any of that. If it frustrates you so much go somewhere else. Fucking faggots. No I'm not mad. No I'm not butthurt. Deal with it.