File: Normal JokesV3.swf-(741 KB, Other)
[_] Anon 1729592 New Voice Actor Animation Starts Tommorow Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Old Man Sou !!IYmoTiYa3ke 1729609 Comedy gold.
>> [_] Anon 1729616 as a redditfag, i can say all the other redditfags view themselves as vastly superior to 9fags, because they "don't overuse unfunny memes"
>> [_] Anon 1729620 SAXTOOON HAAAAAALE
>> [_] Anon 1729629 >># Op here. Anon. I fucking love you for that TF2 reference<3
>> [_] Anon 1729662 Haha, the joke was good! If only they had told it in a less obnoxious way.
>> [_] Anon 1729665 Oh god, I fucking lost it. Whoever that magnificent bastard is, I want to track him down and buy him a pint.
>> [_] Anon 1729675 Dude, this gets worse with every version. I love it.
>> [_] Anon 1729680 >># Op here Thanks anon<3
>> [_] Anon 1729713 Last one was better, imo.
>> [_] Anon 1729727 /v/ is that you? is this me?
>> [_] Anon 1729747 i think this gave me a tumor give that voice actor a fist bump for me
>> [_] Anon 1729754 ironic shitposting is still shitposting
>> [_] Anon 1729757 I like this version the most.
>> [_] Anon 1729766 Dude... the last one had so much more rustle potential... The voice of the 80lb overweight redditfag was so much better!
>> [_] Anon 1729769 >># This reddit fag is still here? Get the fuck out.
>> [_] Anon 1729806 Still going to go with the last voice actor, this just seems overkill.
>> [_] Anon 1729810 Wait.. there was a version before this? SAUCE PLEASE
>> [_] Anon 1729820 >># Op here. I dont have the second version, but I have the original voice acting. http://www.newgrounds.com/dump/item/4787 a119f9e1c4af7f45900d4709c676
>> [_] Anon 1729823 >># Op here once again. When this post 404 is will post the most recent version with a lot more animation and with a vocal crack fix.
>> [_] Anon 1729824 >># http://eye.swfchan.com/search.asp?q=norm al+jokes
>> [_] Anon 1729828 >># You could make it so that you put all versions you got in one flash and it just randomly decides which one you get
>> [_] Anon 1729831 >># That actually would be a pretty funny idea. xD If only I knew how to code any type of AS. :C
>> [_] Anon 1729832 >># If you can wait a bit I'll get you the code. I did that before (in AS2 though) But it should work in AS3 as well.
>> [_] Anon 1729835 >># Why thank you anon. I appreciate it.
>> [_] Anon 1729836 >># Op here. Because I loved the reference to Saxton Hale so much. When the Cashier asks If he would like a bag, The cashier is holding up a saxton hale mask. Thanks Anon! Will be in the next version.
>> [_] Mr. Kidnapper !VANVANPVIU 1729845 >># It will not be hard in AS3 I assure you. I can instruct you, but do you have enough knowledge in coding (not even programming) to follow instructions? First of all you need to stuff all of your versions in one timeline, and mark where each version begins and ends in notepad or here or something. It's fine to leave a gap between each version, but you need a blank first frame. I see you have a newgrounds preloader, that will work fine.
>> [_] Anon 1729848 >>#Ok Ok. I see what you mean. Continue.
>> [_] Anon 1729851 >># Fuck. Sorry Continue.
>> [_] Anon 1729853 >># ok, forget that. 4chan doesn't like me today. >># will probably be of better help than me
>> [_] Anon 1729854 trying to hard to fit in >>>/reddit/
>> [_] Anon 1729856 >># Also it does seem like a good idea. like I said. But I dont think I will put it in this animation, but I would love to know how to do it for future reference.
>> [_] Anon 1729857 Forgot to add "true story"
>> [_] Mr. Kidnapper !VANVANPVIU 1729858 switch (Math.ceil(Math.random()*10)){ case 1: gotoandplay(version1frame); break; case 2: gotoandplay(version2frame); break; case 3: gotoandplay(version2frame); break; case 4: gotoandplay(version2frame); break; //et cetera } Replace the 10 in Math.random()*10 with however many versions you have. In the switch statements, have as many cases as you have versions. Replace version#frame with the frame number your versions start in. Copy that whole thing In ng_turret_preloader_as3, the start button code is located in Frame 51. If you don't know how to get to actionscript, press F9 or right click the frame and press Action replace startMovie(); with the entire block of code you just made. Congrats. Now it starts a version at random. Now you need to program it to end. Go to each version's end frame stop(); Done.
>> [_] Anon 1729860 Ok, I made you a demo file. It's AS2 though, but I bet it works in AS3 the same way. Can't assure that though. http://dl.dropbox.com/u/9891308/random.f la
>> [_] Anon 1729863 >># Interesting approach
>> [_] Anon 1729865 >># Thank you man!