File: Cheetah Sets Speed Record for Legged Robots.swf-(2.11 MB, 426x240, Porn)
[_] >># Anon 3218999 REAL ROBOTS. REAL ACTION. HIGH PERFORMANCE. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3219025 >># Fuck Imagine being a human and having one of those chasing you
>> [_] Anon 3219027 innovative toys of today, death-bot hounds of tomorrow
>> [_] Anon 3219028 29kmh in non-retard units.
>> [_] Anon 3219034 Thx science, I can't wait till it's time to be hunted by the machines.
>> [_] Anon 3219037 >># O B S E S S E D Pathetic, really.
>> [_] Anon 3219043 >># Imagine one of those little shits running towards you with metal claws.
>> [_] Anon 3219047 >># gotta fight
>> [_] Anon 3219049 >># there's no way to run, you gotta keep yourself alive while you try to think you could possibly to it to damage it
>> [_] Anon 3219050 >># there's no way it could be as strong or as aggressive as the real animal
>> [_] Anon 3219051 >># Sorry for using a logic unit of measurement.
>> [_] Anon 3219053 >># since it's just a running machine it's probably a have a auto targeting gun or something. seems simple enough to make something like that right
>> [_] Anon 3219071 >># >># why don't you use those measurements to walk on the moon or invent the internet or lasers? your're cleerly smart enuff.
>> [_] Anon 3219072 18mph is not the land speed record, nor is it very fast.
>> [_] Anon 3219073 Can't wait to be shotgunning hordes of it in the future.
>> [_] Anon 3219077 >># Fahrenheit 451 is here, prepare the Salamander...
>> [_] Anon 3219082 >># >># >># Think again... A cheetah doesn't have an endless array of attachments it can be fitted with, only the teeth and claws it was born with and its attitude. A robot like this- let's just say it doesn't have to outrun you, it simply has to pace you. It has infinitely more stamina than you. Such a tool can be deployed with any number of widgets to subdue a subject. Imagine this thing runs right up to a perp and jabs him with a hot dose of moose tranquilizer, or say it's fitted with a taser, it rushes you and clamps the jumper cables onto your tits and jolts you up a few notches... the possibilities are endless. And no, this is not a movie, you aren't going to last long enough to figure out the script-convenient chink in the armor; you are going to suffer whatever this machine has in store for you.
>> [_] Anon 3219094 >># You could probably defeat this robot with stairs and a decently long 2x4. Or you could just build a basic barricade or something. I wouldn't want to be dealing with one on a flat expanse though.
>> [_] Anon 3219108 >># the fucker can't swim can it... i'm a mother fucking fish... the guys in jail gave me that nickname. DA MUTHAFUKIN FISH!!!!
>> [_] Anon 3219115 Big deal, just a infant machine with only one purpose running. 29 kmh's is not really even that fast.We will not live to see the robots take over not in our lifetime nor our children's. Thank god. They will out think us soon though...
>> [_] Anon 3219124 >># >yeah use the imperial/metric system to invent the internet moron

File: Cheetah Sets Speed Record for Legged Robots.swf-(2.11 MB, Loop)
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>> [_] Anon 1771506 >DARPA OMG METAL GEAR IS REAL!!!!!
>> [_] Anon 1771519 I've never actually been to Africa or anything, but I have seen cheetahs at the zoo, and that isn't a cheetah :v
>> [_] Anon 1771523 Is it running backwards? If not that's not a cheetah. More like that crab thing from the 1st Sonic game.
>> [_] Anon 1771548 sick beats yo
>> [_] Mr. B !jTwseny72A 1771550 That's fucking terrifying.
>> [_] Anon 1771561 this is old. this things been shown to run on a threadmill at 28.5 miles now.
>> [_] Anon 1771562 is this were our hard earned tax dollars is going to?
>> [_] Anon 1771569 >># Yes. They are the actual US Organization that funds SCIENCE! in the way most people think of science development centers. >># That and invisible tanks.
>> [_] Anon 1771577 on a flat surface going only straight. still, robots are progressing its comforting to know that they cant really be used though unless a much stronger, revolutionary, battery is developed somehow
>> [_] Anon 1771578 God dammit DARPA stop making things that might destroy human civilization. The last thing you made that had any civilian use was the internet and it could be argued that did a good enough job destroying civilization as it is.
>> [_] Anon 1771579 what a cheatah
>> [_] Anon 1771591 Kinda looks like a zergling
>> [_] Anon 1771600 Holy shit, imagine something like that running at you. I'd be scared shitless.
>> [_] Anon 1771602 >># PROTIP: Just kick it. It'll fall over and be completely disabled.
>> [_] Anon 1771607 Fucking Gyo! is coming true.
>> [_] Anon 1771622 >># They've thought about that and they are able to re-balance themselves before they hit the ground. Also some can get right back up again.
>> [_] Anon 1771623 Old. This is from last march, they've improved the speed since then: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chPanW0QW hA >># >>battery It's not electric, it's powered by hydraulics. Out in the field you'd power it with a gas engine. Gas has a fairly high energy density, so it would not be unexpected to achieve a range of 20 miles with this thing. >># Or just cut off it's hydraulic umbilical and it will literally bleed to death.
>> [_] Anon 1771628 >># ill still not believe it would work out in the field with that gas engine you are talking about until ive seen it. sounds like too much weight and size
>> [_] Anon 1771632 copying one of those jewtube comments here that has a valid point >treadmills are inaccurate to show the real speed. when running on one, you experience no aerodynamic pressure(and when running 28 miles per hour, that shit really makes the difference). also you are not really propelling yourself forward. running on the treadmill is much easier than running....for real. so this experiment is worthless.
>> [_] Anon 1771637 >># >has a valid point Oh where, oh where, could dumb asses valid point be? Oh where, oh where, show me.
>> [_] Anon 1771648 >># Maybe not for this robot specifically, but a robot developed by the same team (Big Dog) is shown to be fully independent with a gas engine.
>> [_] Anon 1771672 By the time they start fielding these things, you won't have time to kick them over or cut their cords before they explode via remote.
>> [_] Anon 1771703 >Not Beast Wars Cheetor boooo
>> [_] Anon 1771705 >># Get ready to eat your words, scrub. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7ezXBEBE 6U
>> [_] Anon 1771748 >># >># Glad to see I wasn't the only person gripped by the icy clutch of fear.
>> [_] Anon 1771751 Mother 3....it's happening :( Clint Eastwood is too old to be Flint though, to whom do we turn??
>> [_] Anon 1771773 /r/ing big dog with the creepy sound