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[_] Anon 2705098 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2705100 "I LOVE SUSHI!" exclaimed the woman in the thick-rimmed glasses. "Ah, excellent," Kobayashi thought contentedly to himself, "they are enjoying themselves." "I love Japan, period" said the middle-aged man in the blue shirt, slight southern drawl lending a down-home earthiness to his earnest proclamation. "Oh my, it is such a joy to have such enthusiastic customers!" Kobayashi said to himself, beaming with pride at the delight he had brought to his customers. It was an idyllic day in Kobayashi's small sushi shop. But then things took a turn for the worst. "J-ROCK!" screeched a greasy-haired delinquent, quite obviously high on something. "Oh my, someone should be watching over that poor child," Kobayashi thought to himself. But, before he could finish that thought, a rotund man burst forth from the masses, the make-up on his face still smeared across his fleshy visage.
>> [_] Anon 2705101 GIRUGAMESH
>> [_] Anon 2705102 "GIRUGAMESH!" the horrifying painted man exclaims, stabbing the air vehemently with two massive, pudgy digits. "What has begun here is something terrible," Kobayashi thinks to himself, rooted in place by equal parts fear, and morbid fascination. "I LOVE ANIME!" shrieks a curiously toupee'd customer, the disparity of voice and adornment calling into question the beast's gender. "AND MANGA" yells the man-lady's back-quatto, the horrifying extra upper torso protruding from the hermaphrodite's back, malign intent dancing across his/her eyes. Kobayashi is speechless at the spectacle unfolding before him. "AND GAYMEN!" an infernal scarecrow man drunkenly spews forth, every diabolical syllable dripping from his tongue an affront to sanity and dignity.
>> [_] Anon 2705105 "Uh...DDR?," says a man quite plainly. "Finally, a respite from this madness," Kobayashi thought as he heaved a breathless sigh of relief. But what he had seen so far could never prepare him for what came next. "SMILE D.K." squealed the man's bloated pig-wife, barely managing to stay balanced atop her chair. As these things happened, a realization dawned on poor, poor Kobayashi. "These people, these DEMONS, have taken all I know and love and made it wrong, corrupted it. I can not, no, I will not sit idly by as these creatures from beyond the veil wreak havoc in my shop!"
>> [_] Anon 2705108 "HEYYYYYY!" Kobayashi growls, brandishing his knife like a modern day warrior. "SAKURA-CON NI IKIMAAAAAAAAAASU" he bellows, the traditional war-cry of his family. As Kobayashi leapt over the table, the gathered masses began morphing, face tearing asunder to reveal rows upon rows of sharp teeth, as new musculature rippled forth from beneath their clothes. Many dropped to all fours, revealing their true bestial nature, snarling and snapping their jaws at Kobayashi. Like a true warrior, however, he dove fearlessly into the throes of battle, slicing sinew and bone alike with a precision afforded him by his years of chef training. He laughed maniacally as bucket upon bucket of blood was spilled, the organs and flesh of his former patrons spewing forth like water down a hill. He and his restaurant alike were soon strewn with every type of viscera, and he gave an animalistic howl to the still-rising moon.
>> [_] Anon 2705109 Kobayashi goose-stepped over the knee-high pile of cadavers, and, having finally exited the restaurant, he wiped the blood clean from his cleaver and strode off into the horizon. He knew that he had honored his ancestors with this true act of bravery, and helped to rid the world of a grave evil indeed.
>> [_] Anon 2705113 >># 10/10
>> [_] Anon 2705125 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QC0WA3Vr i9w
>> [_] Anon 2705132 >># 10/10 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYTBCO_k dvQ
>> [_] Anon 2705147 i love japan period ?? wtf ?
>> [_] Anon 2705155 >># Thank you, I totally forgot about this
>> [_] Anon 2705163 >># P1: http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lpZcVTR1CA >># P2: http://vocaroo.com/i/s09UGrzEITYB >># P3: http://vocaroo.com/i/s1P7lnW077iU >># P4: http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HZPRALt3JF >># Finale: http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ePU1Wi9PNE I have way to much fucking time on my hands. I'm also incredibly bored, as I have fuck all to do at my current location. pls no bully my voice
>> [_] Anon 2705167 What a bunch of weeaboos ... How the fuck is this a commercial?
>> [_] Anon 2705169 >># 2009 was a different time, man
>> [_] Anon 2705175 >># >># Yeah, 2009 is like the same time the Pyramids were being built. They had no sense of morals, hygiene, or refrigeration back then.
>> [_] Anon 2705181 >># >># >># 10/10 voice, writing, end music
>> [_] Anon 2705215 saved it all for a later time. 10/10 everybody, well done
>> [_] Anon 2705218 Japanese food make you fatty?
>> [_] Luxworth 2705221 I love America.
>> [_] Anon 2705232 My God! What a masterpiece. Someone, whoever actually has time to give such a shit, Combine these >># >># into a single video. Truly 10/10. Would Sakuracon twice.
>> [_] Anon 2705240 Me and some friends are going this year. It will only be my second time at Sakura-Con, but so far, I haven't seen anyone act like those bunch of retards.
>> [_] Anon 2705241 I LOVE ANIME
>> [_] Anon 2705243 S A K U R A C O N A K U R A C O N
>> [_] Anon 2705246 Amazing. Thank you so much. All of you.
>> [_] のこ 2705257 woah, the memories, its too much!
>> [_] Anon 2705303 I hope somebody is saving all this shit.
>> [_] Anon 2705310 >># I saved it in a word file the last time it was posted, but the audio is new

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[_] Anon 2701271 I want to be Japanese
>> [_] faggot 2701285 fucking white weeaboo Obesericans trash
>> [_] Anon 2701309 >not posting the superior version the fuck are you doing?
>> [_] Anon 2701318 >I want to be Japanese just repeat desu enough times and your wish may come true
>> [_] Anon 2701324 AND GAYMEN!
>> [_] Anon 2701326 Go to /a/ and learn Japanese my friend. In the end you will thank me.
>> [_] Anon 2701330 god you can tell the asian guy just hates the shit out of them all. that blank forced smile. i feel for him
>> [_] Anon 2701335 THIS MADE ME CRY

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[_] GET HYPE Anon 2690083 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2690086 >># i know how excited you are anon, but you can't go until you finish eating your vegetables.
>> [_] Anon 2690088 GIRUGAMESH!
>> [_] Anon 2690092 AND GAYMEN!
>> [_] Anon 2690094 ive never noticed how it has that amanda show vibe to it before. it keeps feeling like fatass joshie is supposed to come out of nowhere and mess everything up. also GIRUGAMESH
>> [_] Anon 2690097 AND MANGA
>> [_] Anon 2690113 I wonder how much they paid that fine Japanese gentleman to be in the commercial. Or how much those people in that video cringe at their past ideas.
>> [_] Anon 2690119 >># >implying weeaboos have shame
>> [_] Anon 2690123 classic.
>> [_] Anon 2690136 this restaurant has more weebs in it than actual sakuracon
>> [_] Anon 2690144 >># Money is money. Imagine being paid just for being born somewhere else.
>> [_] Anon 2690145 FUCK VIC MCNIGGERNAG!
>> [_] Anon 2690149 Simply a classic.
>> [_] Anon 2690207 "I LOVE SUSHI!" exclaimed the woman in the thick-rimmed glasses. "Ah, excellent," Kobayashi thought contentedly to himself, "they are enjoying themselves." "I love Japan, period" said the middle-aged man in the blue shirt, slight southern drawl lending a down-home earthiness to his earnest proclamation. "Oh my, it is such a joy to have such enthusiastic customers!" Kobayashi said to himself, beaming with pride at the delight he had brought to his customers. It was an idyllic day in Kobayashi's small sushi shop. But then things took a turn for the worst. "J-ROCK!" screeched a greasy-haired delinquent, quite obviously high on something. "Oh my, someone should be watching over that poor child," Kobayashi thought to himself. But, before he could finish that thought, a rotund man burst forth from the masses, the make-up on his face still smeared across his fleshy visage. "GIRUGAMESH!" the horrifying painted man exclaims, stabbing the air vehemently with two massive, pudgy digits.
>> [_] Anon 2690209 "What has begun here is something terrible," Kobayashi thinks to himself, rooted in place by equal parts fear, and morbid fascination. "I LOVE ANIME!" shrieks a curiously toupee'd customer, the disparity of voice and adornment calling into question the beast's gender. "AND MANGA" yells the man-lady's back-quatto, the horrifying extra upper torso protruding from the hermaphrodite's back, malign intent dancing across his/her eyes. Kobayashi is speechless at the spectacle unfolding before him. "AND GAYMEN!" an infernal scarecrow man drunkenly spews forth, every diabolical syllable dripping from his tongue an affront to sanity and dignity. "Uh...DDR?," says a man quite plainly. "Finally, a respite from this madness," Kobayashi thought as he heaved a breathless sigh of relief. But what he had seen so far could never prepare him for what came next. "SMILE D.K." squealed the man's bloated pig-wife, barely managing to stay balanced atop her chair.
>> [_] Anon 2690210 As these things happened, a realization dawned on poor, poor Kobayashi. "These people, these DEMONS, have taken all I know and love and made it wrong, corrupted it. I can not, no, I will not sit idly by as these creatures from beyond the veil wreak havoc in my shop!" "HEYYYYYY!" Kobayashi growls, brandishing his knife like a modern day warrior. "SAKURA-CON NI IKIMAAAAAAAAAASU" he bellows, the traditional war-cry of his family. As Kobayashi leapt over the table, the gathered masses began morphing, face tearing asunder to reveal rows upon rows of sharp teeth, as new musculature rippled forth from beneath their clothes. Many dropped to all fours, revealing their true bestial nature, snarling and snapping their jaws at Kobayashi.
>> [_] Anon 2690211 Like a true warrior, however, he dove fearlessly into the throes of battle, slicing sinew and bone alike with a precision afforded him by his years of chef training. He laughed maniacally as bucket upon bucket of blood was spilled, the organs and flesh of his former patrons spewing forth like water down a hill. He and his restaurant alike were soon strewn with every type of viscera, and he gave an animalistic howl to the still-rising moon. Kobayashi goose-stepped over the knee-high pile of cadavers, and, having finally exited the restaurant, he wiped the blood clean from his cleaver and strode off into the horizon. He knew that he had honored his ancestors with this true act of bravery, and helped to rid the world of a grave evil indeed.
>> [_] Anon 2690212 >># I'm...digging this shit
>> [_] Anon 2690219 >># >># >># >># My fucking sides.
>> [_] Anon 2690223 >># >># >># >># This right here. This is exactly why I come to 4chan.
>> [_] Anon 2690227 manga and gay men
>> [_] Anon 2690242 >># that guy isn't Japanese, his accent is all wrong just some asian guy

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[_] Anon 2383349
>> [_] Anon 2383376 >># GURUGAMESH
>> [_] Anon 2383400 >Cringe Intensifies.
>> [_] Anon 2383402 Can you imagine actually going to one of those and being surrounded by insufferable weeaboos? Makes me shudder.
>> [_] Anon 2383416 >># You are saying this on 4chan
>> [_] Anon 2383446 >># Talking over the internet and smelling some Weeaboos BO are two different thingd
>> [_] Anon 2383447 >># *things
>> [_] Anon 2383464 >># I think he's implying that you're an insufferable weeaboo yourself m8
>> [_] Anon 2383517 >GET YOUR BUTTS TO SAKURA-CON! Time to hire a new translator, Cherry Blossom Convention.

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[_] Anon 2362732
>> [_] Anon 2362740 GIRUGAMESH
>> [_] Anon 2362771 Why does she say smile.dk? They're Swedish.
>> [_] Anon 2362775 The guy's face behind the sushi bar. He's like >GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY RESTAURANT
>> [_] Anon 2362777 >>#>># More like >I can't believe I am doing this.
>> [_] Anon 2362789 >># I have brought dishonor upon my famiry
>> [_] Anon 2362790 >># GET THE FUCK OUT YOU FUCKING WEEABOOS
>> [_] Anon 2362809 >># >famiry Still laughing after five minutes... Wry?!
>> [_] Anon 2362810 Oh, Vic Mi-nog-o-na, you're a voice actor, not a director what are you doing no stop
>> [_] Anon 2362812 >># the worst part is that he actively tried to pronounce Gilgamesh like it was JP, so Giruga but the worst part is that it would be Girugamesu
>> [_] Anon 2362817 >># gilgameth what
>> [_] Anon 2362846 normal fag here, what does gilgamesh have to do with japan?
>> [_] Anon 2362850 >># Girugamesh (ギルガメッシュ Girugamesshu?) is a Japanese visual kei metal band, formed in 2003.
>> [_] Anon 2362852 >># >the worst part is that he actively tried to pronouce gilgamesh No he fucking didn't. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Girugamesh
>> [_] Anon 2362859 This feels like I'm opening a huge dusty book from a derelict corner of the library titled "The chronicles of 4chan"
>> [_] Anon 2362861 >># It would me girugamesshyu, because of how carried vowels work in Japanese. Also, it's a band, you fucktard.
>> [_] Anon 2362864 Holy shit what is going on in here. >># There is no such thing as "shyu" Shi + yu = shu >># THAT'S NOT ANIME. IT'S [?]SHIT And did anyone notice the guy who said he likes anime looks like a transvestite version of Josh from Drake and Josh?
>> [_] Anon 2362873 >># >http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Girugamesh >is a japanese metal band The japanese cannot fucking pronounce gilgamesh They use ru as a replacement for L The band also may as well be called Gilgamesh. Are you about to tell me that Link's name is actually Rinku? Cause that's the kanji they use. pleb >># >girugamesshyu youre fucking retarded I got confused with the original posting and meant girugameshu, su is for "th" sounds which they -also- can't pronounce.
>> [_] Anon 2362958 gayjins
>> [_] Anon 2362975 >># strictly speaking there is no "ru" in japanese and it's simply the closest english sound to る. It's used to substitue for R and L because the sound is inbetween the two. also U isn't sounded out a lot of the time because it's る not ru and く not ku.

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[_] Anon 2347877 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2347880 oh god
>> [_] Anon 2347883 this is /f/ at bronycon
>> [_] Anon 2347885 AND GAYMEN
>> [_] Anon 2347888 AND MANGA
>> [_] Anon 2347896 GAYBANG
>> [_] Anon 2347915 OH DDR
>> [_] Anon 2347930 >># Don't forget about Girugamesh.
>> [_] Anon 2347931 >># what in the niggery fuck is Girugamesh anyways
>> [_] Anon 2347933 >># I LOVE JAPAN PERIOD
>> [_] Anon 2347935 >># My favorite country of suicide rape.
>> [_] Anon 2347938 >># http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Girugamesh That's girugamesh.
>> [_] Anon 2347954 >># soooo are they good?
>> [_] Anon 2347967 >># No
>> [_] Anon 2347969 Not posting the parody version... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9T9--u_V eRo
>> [_] Anon 2347999 >># why the fuck would you name a band after a final fantasy character who's named after an ancient Mesopotamian epic then reference it when referring to japanese culture.
>> [_] Anon 2348003 >># you couldn't make a parody funnier than the original if you tried
>> [_] Anon 2348020 >># Haven't seen this shit in a while, thanks.
>> [_] Anon 2348022 >># brings back memories.
>> [_] BismuthVectoring !FRESHtYylA 2348024 >># >OH SHIT MAN THE HARPOONS lost it
>> [_] Anon 2348052 Maybe, this is why I never understood anime freaks.

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[_] Anon 1987626 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1987796 nostalgia
>> [_] Anonymuos 1987828 >># Cringey nostalgia!
>> [_] Anon 1987830 AND GAY MEN
>> [_] Anon 1987872 >># GIRUGAMESH
>> [_] Anon 1987885 >># >># >># >># Hey! Get your butts to SakuraCon and out of my sushi bar! Filthy weeaboos!
>> [_] Anon 1987911 R>voiced over version

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[_] Anon 1809348 /r/ing the flash of two ladyboys fucking with http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6inDYKFW NM playing. Thanks in advance.

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[_] Anon 1775639 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1775642 Oh good lord
>> [_] Anon 1775647 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1bIvjuNt SU
>> [_] Anon 1775648 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBSTrpTxc ns GIRUGAMESH
>> [_] Anon 1775669 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=We4VwGQ8G gI
>> [_] Anon 1775723 I really want to know who let this happen
>> [_] Anon 1775725 >># weeaboos
>> [_] Anon 1775746 2/10 Would have been much better if he had butchered all of those lifeless husks.
>> [_] Anon 1775748 Two weeks ago, I actually saw a girl with a GIRUGAMESH jacket. It was SO HARD for me to not burst out laughing, the entire time I had to work with her.
>> [_] Anon 1775754 Don't lump DDR in with all your weeaboo faggotry. DDR is Elder God tier.
>> [_] Anon 1775769 >># But Weeaboos are insane for DDR also. Can't stop that fact.
>> [_] Anon 1775772 >># Sorry to break it to ya, but DDR has been ruined by the community as well.
>> [_] Anon 1775774 God it's hard to believe how old this is now.
>> [_] Anon 1775783 GURUGAMERCH
>> [_] Anon 1775838 I don't know what girgumesh is and from that guy I don't think I want to.
>> [_] Anon 1775849 >># Yeah does anyone else in this thread realize that?
>> [_] Anon 1775894 >># >># Just a few years. Not really THAT old, when there's shit from 1997-2003 posted on /f/ pretty regularly...
>> [_] Anon 1775908 GAIMING!
>> [_] Anon 1775968 I wonder how the Japanese view Americans that flip shit over their culture like that. Do the Japanese have American conventions?
>> [_] Anon 1775983 >># Long story short, yes, but they tend to mostly just try to ignore the fanatics like that on their end of the Pacific.
>> [_] Anon 1775984 >Putting a wordfilter on 'Wapanese'