File: sakuracon.swf-(4.28 MB, 480x360, Hentai)
[_] GET HYPE Anonymous 02/15/15(Sun)23:03 No.2690083
Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anonymous 02/15/15(Sun)23:10 No.2690086
>>2690083
i know how excited you are anon, but you can't go until you finish eating your vegetables.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/15/15(Sun)23:18 No.2690088
GIRUGAMESH!
>> [_] Anonymous 02/15/15(Sun)23:23 No.2690092
AND GAYMEN!
>> [_] Anonymous 02/15/15(Sun)23:26 No.2690094
ive never noticed how it has that amanda show vibe to it before. it keeps feeling like fatass
joshie is supposed to come out of nowhere and mess everything up.
also GIRUGAMESH
>> [_] Anonymous 02/15/15(Sun)23:31 No.2690097
AND MANGA
>> [_] Anonymous 02/15/15(Sun)23:50 No.2690113
I wonder how much they paid that fine Japanese gentleman to be in the commercial.
Or how much those people in that video cringe at their past ideas.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/15/15(Sun)23:52 No.2690119
>>2690113
>implying weeaboos have shame
>> [_] Anonymous 02/15/15(Sun)23:54 No.2690123
classic.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/16/15(Mon)00:06 No.2690136
this restaurant has more weebs in it than actual sakuracon
>> [_] Anonymous 02/16/15(Mon)00:14 No.2690144
>>2690113
Money is money.
Imagine being paid just for being born somewhere else.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/16/15(Mon)00:14 No.2690145
FUCK VIC MCNIGGERNAG!
>> [_] Anonymous 02/16/15(Mon)00:16 No.2690149
Simply a classic.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/16/15(Mon)01:17 No.2690207
"I LOVE SUSHI!" exclaimed the woman in the thick-rimmed glasses.
"Ah, excellent," Kobayashi thought contentedly to himself, "they are enjoying themselves."
"I love Japan, period" said the middle-aged man in the blue shirt, slight southern drawl lending
a down-home earthiness to his earnest proclamation.
"Oh my, it is such a joy to have such enthusiastic customers!" Kobayashi said to himself, beaming
with pride at the delight he had brought to his customers. It was an idyllic day in Kobayashi's
small sushi shop. But then things took a turn for the worst. "J-ROCK!" screeched a greasy-haired
delinquent, quite obviously high on something.
"Oh my, someone should be watching over that poor child," Kobayashi thought to himself. But,
before he could finish that thought, a rotund man burst forth from the masses, the make-up on his
face still smeared across his fleshy visage.
"GIRUGAMESH!" the horrifying painted man exclaims, stabbing the air vehemently with two massive,
pudgy digits.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/16/15(Mon)01:18 No.2690209
"What has begun here is something terrible," Kobayashi thinks to himself, rooted in place by
equal parts fear, and morbid fascination.
"I LOVE ANIME!" shrieks a curiously toupee'd customer, the disparity of voice and adornment
calling into question the beast's gender. "AND MANGA" yells the man-lady's back-quatto, the
horrifying extra upper torso protruding from the hermaphrodite's back, malign intent dancing
across his/her eyes. Kobayashi is speechless at the spectacle unfolding before him.
"AND GAYMEN!" an infernal scarecrow man drunkenly spews forth, every diabolical syllable dripping
from his tongue an affront to sanity and dignity.
"Uh...DDR?," says a man quite plainly.
"Finally, a respite from this madness," Kobayashi thought as he heaved a breathless sigh of
relief. But what he had seen so far could never prepare him for what came next.
"SMILE D.K." squealed the man's bloated pig-wife, barely managing to stay balanced atop her chair.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/16/15(Mon)01:20 No.2690210
As these things happened, a realization dawned on poor, poor Kobayashi. "These people, these
DEMONS, have taken all I know and love and made it wrong, corrupted it. I can not, no, I will not
sit idly by as these creatures from beyond the veil wreak havoc in my shop!"
"HEYYYYYY!" Kobayashi growls, brandishing his knife like a modern day warrior. "SAKURA-CON NI
IKIMAAAAAAAAAASU" he bellows, the traditional war-cry of his family. As Kobayashi leapt over the
table, the gathered masses began morphing, face tearing asunder to reveal rows upon rows of sharp
teeth, as new musculature rippled forth from beneath their clothes. Many dropped to all fours,
revealing their true bestial nature, snarling and snapping their jaws at Kobayashi.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/16/15(Mon)01:21 No.2690211
Like a true warrior, however, he dove fearlessly into the throes of battle, slicing sinew and
bone alike with a precision afforded him by his years of chef training. He laughed maniacally as
bucket upon bucket of blood was spilled, the organs and flesh of his former patrons spewing forth
like water down a hill. He and his restaurant alike were soon strewn with every type of viscera,
and he gave an animalistic howl to the still-rising moon.
Kobayashi goose-stepped over the knee-high pile of cadavers, and, having finally exited the
restaurant, he wiped the blood clean from his cleaver and strode off into the horizon. He knew
that he had honored his ancestors with this true act of bravery, and helped to rid the world of a
grave evil indeed.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/16/15(Mon)01:21 No.2690212
>>2690210
I'm...digging this shit
>> [_] Anonymous 02/16/15(Mon)01:26 No.2690219
>>2690207
>>2690209
>>2690210
>>2690211
My fucking sides.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/16/15(Mon)01:29 No.2690223
>>2690207
>>2690209
>>2690210
>>2690211
This right here. This is exactly why I come to 4chan.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/16/15(Mon)01:34 No.2690227
manga and gay men
>> [_] Anonymous 02/16/15(Mon)01:47 No.2690242
>>2690113
that guy isn't Japanese, his accent is all wrong
just some asian guy
