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[_] Anonymous 08/19/14(Tue)15:30 No.2494900
a classic
>> [_] Anonymous 08/19/14(Tue)15:43 No.2494920
>>2494900
i did that once except it was a fork on the end of my dick in a toaster
basically my girlfriend wanted to taste toasted cock so i tried it out and i got the biggest
shock of my life when she decided to eat my cock off. so that's when i learned to grow my own
dick. i planted a dick seed where my dick was and i watered it every day for a couple years and
now i have a 12 inch dick plant that turns into a tentacle monster when i wanna fuck girls
>> [_] Anonymous 08/19/14(Tue)15:45 No.2494923
>>2494920
>dick seed
You mean deku seeds? I think that's a deku stick you grew.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/19/14(Tue)15:50 No.2494930
>>2494923
yeah i special ordered it from the great deku tree. man was he annoyed when i told him i wanted
to grow a giant stick. well now when i wannt stick the stick in the girls they are raped by the
giant plant i never knew existed so now i have to be sure they're drugged up a little so they
dont realize they're getting strangled, buttfucked, vaginally massaged, and their nipples fucked
all at the same time. so it's a kind of a hassle to deal with but i get to cum more than buckets
it's more like an ocean that comes out and i feel that they're going to get pregnant one day and
when they give birth they're gonna be like "oh man what the fuck is that thing" so all id have to
do is not water the plant monster she gave birth to and all will be well.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/19/14(Tue)15:52 No.2494931
>>2494930
Don't worry, I'll water it for you. I've got some deku bonsais in my apartment, so I've handled
this sort of thing before.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/19/14(Tue)15:56 No.2494941
What the fuck is going on in this thread?
>> [_] Anonymous 08/19/14(Tue)15:59 No.2494946
>>2494931
that would be great. i don't need to be paying child support for this wonderful creature. i'm
sure it'll have lots of fun with you. it's a female plant so it'll be budding pretty fast
considering the genes ive given it.
i would hope that it would be quite helpful to you in reproducing with your other bonsais so that
i may visit it and watch her children grow. i do have to say that she is quite attracted to male
humans as she's tried to have sex with me but i was like i can't do this with you right now wait
until you're older so i can impregnate you and keep the cycle going but i do have to say that you
are a godsend i dont need more children on my hands at all. they will be quite the breed of plant
sentient beings that will eventually become aware of what's going on and take over the world with
her sexy children.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/19/14(Tue)16:04 No.2494949
>>2494946
Actually, I don't think my partner would feel comfortable having you visit our dekus. We kind of
wanted to take care of the family just the two of us.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/19/14(Tue)16:09 No.2494951
>>2494949
that is fine as long as i don't have to contribute anything towards the growth of the deku.
i think i shall try to trim my stick and see how that works out with the next girl i decide to
mate with. maybe this one will be into getting strangled and whipped by vines. it will be a very
glorious thing if she is. i want to rough them up so that they can show they are willing to carry
the seed into the months of being a mother then when that happens it will be a fest of
crossbreeding all over again because i hope this time it will be a son so my son may help in
becoming a strong armed womanizer so he can impregnate the world. it would be great and it's all
because of my toasted dick that my girlfriend ate off. thank you oh great deku tree. i shall
never forget this
>> [_] Anonymous 08/19/14(Tue)18:33 No.2495077
oh /f/ how i've missd you.
