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This is resource DEAX1QU, an Archived Thread.
Discovered:8/7 -2014 23:35:07

Ended:9/7 -2014 02:36:01

Checked:9/7 -2014 02:49:34

Original location: http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/2445116
Recognized format: Yes, thread post count is 92.
Discovered flash files: 1





File: Why Are You Outside Of The Kitchen..swf-(9.8 MB, 416x240, Other)
[_] women's rights Anonymous 07/08/14(Tue)16:31 No.2445116

Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anonymous 07/08/14(Tue)16:34 No.2445118

  epic XD

>> [_] Anonymous 07/08/14(Tue)16:45 No.2445127

  I just exited out really quick before he could have delivered the shitty joke.

  Jesus this is worse than your mom jokes, although those are usually ironic, this isn't.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/08/14(Tue)16:46 No.2445128

  >>2445127
  ur a fag

>> [_] Anonymous 07/08/14(Tue)16:48 No.2445133

  >>2445127
  Why are you outside the kitchen?

>> [_] Anonymous 07/08/14(Tue)16:49 No.2445135

  >>2445127
  tumblr detected.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/08/14(Tue)16:49 No.2445136

  >>2445127
  Good thing you left before you got severely offended. Welcome to 4chan. Enjoy your stay.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/08/14(Tue)16:49 No.2445137

  >>2445128
  I'm having second hand embarrassment from watching this video.

  Those guys are lucky they're attractive. Otherwise none of the girls would have even let them get
  as far as belching out that stupid line.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/08/14(Tue)16:50 No.2445138

  >>2445137
  still a fag

>> [_] Anonymous 07/08/14(Tue)16:52 No.2445140

  >>2445137
  Why are you still outside the kitchen?

>> [_] Anonymous 07/08/14(Tue)16:53 No.2445141

  >>2445138
  I actually didn't mean to reply to you.

  Do you actually think this is funny though? Like, what part of it did you like?

>> [_] Anonymous 07/08/14(Tue)16:54 No.2445143

  >>2445141
  I liked the part where they weren't serious.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/08/14(Tue)16:55 No.2445146

  Proof that women don't have a sense of humor. Guess that shit backfired

>> [_] Anonymous 07/08/14(Tue)16:55 No.2445147

  >>2445127
  >>2445137
  >>2445141
  This video is completely unfunny, but you're being a huge faggot.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/08/14(Tue)16:56 No.2445149

  >>2445147
  Stop I'm not even the same guy.

  How else could I say I'm embarrassed for them watching the video if I 'instantly closed' the
  video like the other guy said?

>> [_] Anonymous 07/08/14(Tue)16:56 No.2445150

  >>2445128
  >>2445133
  >>2445135
  >>2445136
  Holy shit this stinks of new, is second hand anxiety at someone poorly executing a joke a new
  concept?

>> [_] Anonymous 07/08/14(Tue)16:58 No.2445151

  >>2445133
  >>2445135
  >>2445136
  I know /f/ was youtube comment tier but I didn't know it was THAT bad.

  I hate feminists and tumblr as much as anyone with a brain but Christ you guys I can understand
  you guys don't like rage comics but you like this?

  I just get tired of hearing the joke over and over again.

  Then again, I'm in /f/ and I'm bound to always find lolicatgirls.swf

>> [_] Anonymous 07/08/14(Tue)16:59 No.2445152

  >>2445150
  >oh no! mean privilegedged white straight males are triggering me with assault posts! i will just
  call them newfags xDDDD that wil show 'em!!1!

>> [_] sage 07/08/14(Tue)16:59 No.2445153

  >>2445150
  It seems new to you, faglord.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/08/14(Tue)16:59 No.2445155

  >>2445146
  So you're saying you think this is a funny joke that people with a sense of humor would laugh
  sincerely at?

  Like if you were sitting in a park playing your little video game, and a tall blonde man came up
  to you and said "hey bro check out this girls, what do you think they are doing out of the
  kitchen?", you would laugh?

  I think you'd stutter a little and grunt, heft yourself up and waddle out of there.

  But even without the personal attack, I honestly don't think you or anyone else would react
  differently to strangers repeating a stupid catchphrase right in your face.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/08/14(Tue)17:00 No.2445156

  >>2445151
  >/f/
  >OC
  top kek, either you're a fool, or this is bait

>> [_] Anonymous 07/08/14(Tue)17:01 No.2445157

  I didn't think summer hit /f/ that hard, but something must've happened in the past year to make
  it sting because this is a trainwreck.

  Maybe it was the new moot flash from his panel last year, reminding people that /f/ exists?

>> [_] Anonymous 07/08/14(Tue)17:02 No.2445159

  only white people

>> [_] Anonymous 07/08/14(Tue)17:02 No.2445160

  >>2445156
  Who are you quoting?

  What does it have to do with OC? He's clearly saying he got tired of hearing the same unfunny
  joke over and over again in the VIDEO. The reactions were never funny either, every time it was
  "H-Hey, why aren't y-you in the k-kitchen?" "Excuse me?" "Whyarnyouinthekichn!" "Sorry what is
  this?" "I SAID WHY AREN'T YOU IN, YOU KNOW, THE KITCHEN!".

>> [_] Anonymous 07/08/14(Tue)17:04 No.2445163

  >>2445156
  >implying I said /f/ makes oc
  >you didn't the part I said
  >Then again, I'm in /f/ and I'm bound to always find lolicatgirls.swf, a think that has been here
  for years.

  /f/ has always been at shit at providing OC, I was hoping at least their humor wouldn't come down
  to low brow shit.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/08/14(Tue)17:05 No.2445164

  >>2445163
  you didn't hear the part I said*

  Damn it /f/ you made me caught the stupid!

>> [_] Anonymous 07/08/14(Tue)17:06 No.2445166

  >h-hey, ar-are you g-g-girls l-lost?
  >no
  >why are you outside of the kitchen?
  >you are very sexist you need to leave right now
  >s-sorry

  is this what passes as funny nowadays?

>> [_] Anonymous 07/08/14(Tue)17:06 No.2445167

  >>2445163
  By the way, just so you know, this is "OC" in the sense that this post is the first time this
  flash has appeared on the board.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/08/14(Tue)17:06 No.2445168

  >>2445160
  >>2445157
  >>2445155
  >>2445151
  >>2445150
  >>2445137

  I know your angry at /b/ because your little raid backfired but that's no reason to start
  shitposting /f/

>> [_] Anonymous 07/08/14(Tue)17:07 No.2445169

  Blam this piece of crap

>> [_] Anonymous 07/08/14(Tue)17:07 No.2445170

  >>2445151
  >I'm bound to always find lolicatgirls.swf

  Why the fuck else would anyone still be here?

>> [_] Anonymous 07/08/14(Tue)17:07 No.2445171

  >>2445163
  >>2445164
  I give up, I found more mistakes.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/08/14(Tue)17:07 No.2445172

  >>2445166
  I think it's just like one mad dude, probably the OP, who keeps saying "SHUT UP FAGSTAIN GET BACK
  IN THE KITCHEN"...no one else seems to think this is funny.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/08/14(Tue)17:08 No.2445174

  >>2445171
  I mean really, have you been drinking?

>> [_] Anonymous 07/08/14(Tue)17:10 No.2445176

  >>2445116
  hAHAHAHHAA EPIC

>> [_] Anonymous 07/08/14(Tue)17:10 No.2445177

  I don't find this funny because I actually have a girl friend OP

>> [_] Anonymous 07/08/14(Tue)17:10 No.2445178

  >>2445174
  You drive me to drink /f/. I have lost all control of my life.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/08/14(Tue)17:12 No.2445181

  >>2445152
  AHhAhaahAHAHHAAH EPIX POST BRO

>> [_] Anonymous 07/08/14(Tue)17:13 No.2445184

  >>2445178
  I'll drink to that.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/08/14(Tue)17:13 No.2445185

  I just love the retarded responses to a phrase that nobody would ever say IRL.
  >ur muhsojinistik bitch
  >DAS SEXTING ur leave
  >IMA INDEPENDANT BLACK WOMYN WHO DONT NEED NO MAN
  >DEGRADIN!!11!!
  >I-ILL KICK YOU'RE BALLS BUT JUST AFTER WE FUCK HERE MAH NUMBAH :P
  >>2445181
  epic cumback tumblrina

>> [_] Anonymous 07/08/14(Tue)17:14 No.2445186

  >>2445185
  HAHAHAHAHAAWHWHR AWIHTIOAW HTIOAW TIOAWHT IOAWHTI OAWHIT OHAWITH IOAWHT IOAWHT AWIH

>> [_] Anonymous 07/08/14(Tue)17:15 No.2445187

  >>2445185
  THX XDDD

>> [_] Anonymous 07/08/14(Tue)17:17 No.2445191

  >>2445187
  uhhhhhhhhhhhhh u rnt me kiddo XDDDD WHY YOU PRETNED TO BE ME??!?!?!? SO RANDOM XDD

>> [_] Anonymous 07/08/14(Tue)17:27 No.2445203

  >>2445191

  fuk u m8 i'll rek u mum faggit

>> [_] Anonymous 07/08/14(Tue)17:33 No.2445209

  >>2445155
  i would personally laugh because i would not think the person would be serious.
  people in this day and age needs to grow a funny bone and not be offended by every little thing.
  it's now sticks and stones won't hurt me, but names will hurt so bad that i will cry for a week!

>> [_] Anonymous 07/08/14(Tue)17:35 No.2445210

  >>2445209
  so if I say
  LOL PRETSELS"!!!!!
  it's funny because I'm not being serious?

>> [_] Anonymous 07/08/14(Tue)17:44 No.2445217

  >>2445209
  I don't think any normal person would think he was "serious." Some people would be offended
  because they would think it was an offensive joke, but I think the average normal person would
  just think the guy was being a weird creep.

  In America, we don't just go up to strangers and force weird jokes on them. I would be very
  uncomfortable if these guys tried to talk to me while I'm doing something else, and I'd probably
  be mad when I found out they were profiting from it directly by secretly video taping people.
  Of course I don't think it would be any more courteous of me to mouth off at them than it was for
  them to get in my way in the first place, so I'd just give them a scowl and keep walking briskly.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/08/14(Tue)17:45 No.2445220

  >>2445217
  Seriously, fuck people who think they have a right to profit off of people who are going about
  their business in the public space. It's one thing to ask someone for help--this happens to me at
  least twice a day, since I commute on foot across an urban campus and people are always looking
  for someone who looks like a student to point them to one building or another, especially during
  the summer. I'm happy to help you if you're lost. But then there are those people who stand in
  front of crosswalks and bridges holding out fliers and cards, trying to force every pedestrian to
  take one because they're "free." Holy shit, I get enough of advertising whenever I consume
  literally any type of media these days. Do you really need to monetize my walk to work?

>> [_] Anonymous 07/08/14(Tue)17:48 No.2445223

  >>2445210
  its people like you that make shitty things on the internet that people think supposed to be
  funny.
  random bullshit is not funny, its just random bullshit.
  i would look at you and ask you what the fuck was your problem

>> [_] Anonymous 07/08/14(Tue)17:50 No.2445225

  >>2445169
  >blam
  Man, that brought back memories...

>> [_] Anonymous 07/08/14(Tue)17:59 No.2445233

  >>2445223
  No, I'm equating that shit to this shit you moron.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/08/14(Tue)17:59 No.2445234

  Eh

>> [_] Anonymous 07/08/14(Tue)18:09 No.2445245

  >>2445127
  >nigger trigger

>> [_] Anonymous 07/08/14(Tue)18:10 No.2445248

  >>2445133
  lel

>> [_] Anonymous 07/08/14(Tue)18:18 No.2445255

  Hello, i am a Straight African-American male with a rather large genital member and perfectly
  content with my position in society

>> [_] Anonymous 07/08/14(Tue)18:22 No.2445256

  >>2445220
  So instead of just ignore them like a well adjusted person would do you just make an angry rant
  in you blog.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/08/14(Tue)18:32 No.2445269

  >>2445116
  LOL LE EPUC TROLL XDXDXXDDDDD

>> [_] Anonymous 07/08/14(Tue)18:33 No.2445270

  >>2445155
  >laughing at the joke in the video
  the joke is that so many women are so defensive when it comes to "misogyny" that they immediately
  skip greeting the fellow and instead verbally and physically threatening them.
  or just being "really offended". you're allowed to do that.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/08/14(Tue)18:39 No.2445278

  >>2445270
  you are fucking retarded

>> [_] Anonymous 07/08/14(Tue)18:42 No.2445285

  >>2445278
  And you seem really really mad.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/08/14(Tue)18:44 No.2445286

  >>2445285
  AWPTJAWIHTAWUIPH GUIITUAWHTUIAWITO I MAD!!! I MAD !"!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH HE MAD!!!!! QAWETHTHWIA
  HTJAW XDDDD

>> [_] Anonymous 07/08/14(Tue)18:47 No.2445291

  closed as soon as he pointed at the camera talking about equal rights.

  fucking bullshit. women have equal rights. it's not our fault if they can't use them and feel
  inferior. feminism in all forms are shit.

  all for equal rights but when you start trying to force behavior on other people like feminists
  that's where i draw the line. fuck them all.

  play with the cards you're dealt and don't bitch.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/08/14(Tue)18:50 No.2445294

  >>2445286
  This my /f/ellow men (because no men would be so idiotic as to counterargument with nonsensical
  giberish)is why you never argue with the oversensitive and deluded faggots of tumblr.

  PS: keep working in you shitposting sweety, maybe then we should fuck ;)

>> [_] Anonymous 07/08/14(Tue)18:51 No.2445297

  >>2445294
  UUHHHHHHGHHH ARE YOU THE ALPFALFA MALE AROUND HERE?!??!?!?!:? OMG LEMME ZUK UR DIK BRO XDDDD

>> [_] Anonymous 07/08/14(Tue)18:53 No.2445299

  >>2445297
  :^)

>> [_] Anonymous 07/08/14(Tue)18:53 No.2445300

  >>2445299
  HAHAHAAHH!

>> [_] Anonymous 07/08/14(Tue)18:58 No.2445304

  >>2445297
  bet you get laid a lot with a mouth like that.

  when you are 35 you'll wish you had gotten a man and had children instead of bitching so much
  about shit nobody cares about.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/08/14(Tue)18:58 No.2445305

  Is there ANYTHING women can offer men other than pussy? Anything at all?

>> [_] Anonymous 07/08/14(Tue)18:59 No.2445306

  >>2445305

  Think about it.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/08/14(Tue)19:00 No.2445307

  >>2445305
  Food?

>> [_] Anonymous 07/08/14(Tue)19:02 No.2445309

  >>2445306
  >>2445307
  Women aren't even good at cooking and cleaning anymore, so...

>> [_] Anonymous 07/08/14(Tue)19:02 No.2445310

  >>2445291
  No, women have more rights, at least in USA

>> [_] Anonymous 07/08/14(Tue)19:04 No.2445313

  >>2445305
  companionship and a son/daughter. plus cleaning, cooking, dishing, laundry.

  looks fall off, but a good woman can still be useful for a long time as long as she realize that
  soon enough her pussy isn't such a good card and that she has to have something else to offer

>> [_] Anonymous 07/08/14(Tue)19:05 No.2445316

  >I make 55,000 a year
  LOL, am I supposed to be impressed?

>> [_] Anonymous 07/08/14(Tue)19:05 No.2445317

  >>2445310
  good point, though even more reason for them to stop bitching about feeling inferior and actually
  proving that they are in fact equal

>> [_] Anonymous 07/08/14(Tue)19:07 No.2445319

  >>2445316
  It's impressive if they're under 20
  Were they? I didn't watch it
  Who goes around telling people how much they earn anyway?

>> [_] Anonymous 07/08/14(Tue)19:07 No.2445320

  >>2445319
  feminists

>> [_] Anonymous 07/08/14(Tue)19:11 No.2445325

  >>2445118
  >>2445128
  >>2445133
  >>2445135
  >>2445136
  >>2445138
  >>2445140
  >>2445146
  >>2445176
  >>2445185
  >>2445187
  >>2445248
  >>2445300
  >>2445305

  Gee, it sure is summer in here.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/08/14(Tue)19:13 No.2445328

  Hello, i am not a Straight African-American male with a rather large genital member and perfectly
  content with my position in society

>> [_] Anonymous 07/08/14(Tue)19:16 No.2445331

  >>2445325
  Who are you quoting mr legbeard?

>> [_] Anonymous 07/08/14(Tue)19:17 No.2445333

  What happened to you /f/?

>> [_] Anonymous 07/08/14(Tue)19:20 No.2445337

  >>2445333
  Tumblr raided and masked their stay as war prisoners.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/08/14(Tue)19:21 No.2445338

  >>2445337
  So, just another summer then

>> [_] Anonymous 07/08/14(Tue)19:22 No.2445339

  This is funny.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/08/14(Tue)19:23 No.2445340

  Golly gee you fellas better check your privilege. Don't you know this counts as rape now?

>> [_] Anonymous 07/08/14(Tue)19:24 No.2445341

  Hello, i am a Straight African-American female with a rather large genital member and perfectly
  not content with my position in society

>> [_] Anonymous 07/08/14(Tue)19:26 No.2445346

  >>2445328
  >African-American
  why the fuck do you identify yourself with a country you have no part of? your greatgreatgreat
  parent's origin may have been from there but you don't speak their language, haven't been there
  and don't follow any news with passion about africa. why the flying fuck would you EVER even
  think that you are remotely african? why would you willingly downgrade yourself in the country
  you are really from by saying that you're some kind of subclass, not a *pure* american?

>> [_] Anonymous 07/08/14(Tue)19:26 No.2445347

  >ITT: die CIS scum

>> [_] Anonymous 07/08/14(Tue)19:28 No.2445349

  >>2445346
  >country
  heh

>> [_] Anonymous 07/08/14(Tue)19:29 No.2445350

  >>2445341
  so you're american right? because african americans are a myth.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/08/14(Tue)19:29 No.2445351

  >>2445346
  >language
  >singular
  heh

>> [_] Anonymous 07/08/14(Tue)19:34 No.2445357

  >>2445346
  >why the flying fuck would you EVER even think that you are remotely african?
  probably the colour of his skin, being born in America didn't erase his racial identity. His
  ancestors came from africa. He's racially african, but amrican born. Thus African American.



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