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[_] Anonymous 08/08/14(Fri)20:55 No.2481098
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>> [_] Anonymous 08/08/14(Fri)20:57 No.2481100
all sports are ghey
bothering with them is not worth your time if your time
>> [_] Anonymous 08/08/14(Fri)20:59 No.2481103
>>2481100
You calling League of Legends ghey?
>> [_] Anonymous 08/08/14(Fri)21:00 No.2481107
>>2481103
>implying league is a sport u fat neckbeard shit
>> [_] Anonymous 08/08/14(Fri)21:02 No.2481112
>>2481100
>not worth your time
>pros make enough money to last their lifetime and their children's children's lifetime before
they are 30 years old
>also get tons of respect and good health plus get to travel all around the world and have lots
of fun doing what they love all while getting paid for it
>> [_] Anonymous 08/08/14(Fri)21:02 No.2481114
>Monty Python Friday
I like it.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/08/14(Fri)21:04 No.2481120
>>2481112
>enough money to last their lifetime
yeah and they spend it all and go broke anyway
>good health
pls
>have lots of fun
pls stahp
>> [_] Anonymous 08/08/14(Fri)21:05 No.2481123
murrica got TOLD
>> [_] Anonymous 08/08/14(Fri)21:14 No.2481138
>butthurt europoors in a nutshell
>> [_] Anonymous 08/08/14(Fri)21:19 No.2481143
>>2481112
(American) football is actually really fucking bad for you
you can still easily get concussioned while wearing proper safety gear
>> [_] Anonymous 08/08/14(Fri)21:20 No.2481145
>>2481100
You get paid more to kick a ball around than you do to take a bullet for your country.
And you imply sports are not worth the time of day.
>>2481103
Yep, it's very ghey. So ghey, that when I got an email from Twitch regarding a LoL match, my
desktop went full rainbow.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/08/14(Fri)21:23 No.2481151
>>2481145
It was obvious that I was responding to the flash which talked about the interest of sport
itself, not playing professional sports
>> [_] Anonymous 08/08/14(Fri)21:25 No.2481154
God this guy is fucking retarded. We all already know how fucking rigged American football is and
how we should call "soccer", football instead. Just because some assholes in the NFL set this
shit up doesn't mean all Americans agree with it. We don't get a say. Fucking idiot.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/08/14(Fri)21:29 No.2481160
>>2481151
>maximum damage controll
>> [_] Anonymous 08/08/14(Fri)21:30 No.2481162
>>2481154
God you sound entitled as fuck. Shame you ain't.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/08/14(Fri)21:30 No.2481164
Americans call it football because we use feet to measure how far the ball was carried.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/08/14(Fri)21:32 No.2481166
>>2481160
>maximum brain power was used to formulate this response
>> [_] Anonymous 08/08/14(Fri)21:33 No.2481167
>>2481154
>implying fifa isn't the biggest rigging association on earth next to maybe the mafia
>> [_] Anonymous 08/08/14(Fri)21:34 No.2481168
Dear rest of the world:
It would kind of be weird if we called football Hand-Lemon Shaped Projectile.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/08/14(Fri)21:36 No.2481171
>>2481143
well i didn't say handegg, did i? thread's about football
>> [_] Anonymous 08/08/14(Fri)21:36 No.2481173
>>2481098
i have never watched more than two minutes of any sport and have no regrets
>> [_] Anonymous 08/08/14(Fri)21:37 No.2481175
>>2481162
Aww man, did I hurt the little redneck's feelings? Here look, I'm sorry for giving my opinion out
over the internet. See? Is that better?
>> [_] Anonymous 08/08/14(Fri)21:37 No.2481176
What? The British are the ones who named it Soccer, not us.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/08/14(Fri)21:38 No.2481178
>>2481167
which mafia in particular are you thinking about when you refer to "the mafia"
>> [_] Anonymous 08/08/14(Fri)21:39 No.2481180
>>2481178
>implying he knows what he's talking about
>> [_] Anonymous 08/08/14(Fri)21:41 No.2481183
>Smug brit
Dropped
The brits named it soccer first, we just stuck with the name instead of flopping about to sell it
to the planet. Also, reminder that all sports are lame as shit, and trying to make yourself
superior (American football = potato chip garbage, Soccer = smooth jazz hurrdurr) makes you seem
like a cunt.
The sports are played differently because they're different sports. Americans play soccer too, in
case you forgot.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/08/14(Fri)21:43 No.2481186
If anything, American football is jazz. Football football is superior big band.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/08/14(Fri)21:44 No.2481187
>sports
>> [_] Anonymous 08/08/14(Fri)21:48 No.2481195
We are the United States of America. We do not like the metric system and not eating beef, and we
will continue to call our sport Football and yours Soccer because fuck you.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/08/14(Fri)21:50 No.2481199
>>2481195
YOO WUH SAY
YOO WUH SAY
YOO WUH SAY
YOO WUH SAY
>> [_] Anonymous 08/08/14(Fri)21:56 No.2481204
>>2481199
Are you ready for Hilary?
>to openly state we are a Chinese vassal state in her address to the UN
>> [_] Anonymous 08/08/14(Fri)22:03 No.2481209
>>2481204
HIL UH REE
HIL UH REE
>> [_] Anonymous 08/08/14(Fri)22:05 No.2481213
>>2481204
YOO ESS AYY
YOO ESS AYY
YOO ESS AYY
>> [_] 9/11 bones were rattled 08/08/14(Fri)22:17 No.2481224
It's not just the QB issuing the commands... As a center, I also command the O-Line when they're
feeling stupid.
It could easily be rigged, but y'know what? That doesn't make it not entertaining for me at least.
I play LoL CS:GO and football quite a bit, and in my opinion, E-Sports shouldn't be a thing.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/08/14(Fri)22:27 No.2481234
>all these anons not knowing John Cleese
>> [_] Anonymous 08/08/14(Fri)22:29 No.2481237
John Cleese still got it.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/08/14(Fri)22:33 No.2481240
>>2481234
Go to bed, John. Nobody liked Fawlty Towers, and Michael Palin is doing infinitely better.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/08/14(Fri)22:34 No.2481242
Soccer was originally a BRITISH TERM, to distinguish ASSOCIATION FOOTBALL (SOCCER) from RUGBY
FOOTBALL (RUGGERS). Please note, the term Ruggers is still in common usage in Britain. Why they
named Rugby a kind of Football is stupid, and the only reason nobody makes fun of them for it is
because Americans are easier targets. Now, before American Football, the term Football used to
refer to Soccer in America. When American Football became popular, Americans took a page from the
Limeys, and called Football SOCCER, JUST LIKE THE BRITS DID.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/08/14(Fri)22:35 No.2481244
>>2481242
>cont'd
Then, around the 60's and 70's, the British found that the term SOCCER had an American
connotation to the word now, and they decided "EW WE DONT LIKE THOSE BLOODY YANKS WE HAVE TO
DISTANCE OURSELVES SOMEHOW OH I HAVE AN IDEA LETS CALL FOOTBALL "FOOTBALL" SO NOW THEY LOOK
STUPID INSTEAD OF US AHAHA BLOOODY GOOD OL' CHAP GOD SAVE THE QUEEN WHERE ARE MY CRUMPETS ITS
ALMOST TIME FOR TEA" So now, 40 years down the road, their grand deception worked, and they've
actually gotten in on the fun of making fun of America for a term that they fucking invented.
Fuck Britain, also, Basketball is the king of sports, suck it nerds, Go Spurs Go.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/08/14(Fri)22:39 No.2481247
Brits are retarded. American football is called football because the ball is about a foot long.
It's like they didn't even google it before they started spouting off bullshit. This is why you
guys are one of the least relevant modern countries in the world.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/08/14(Fri)22:39 No.2481249
>>2481247
What ball? I see feet but no ball.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/08/14(Fri)23:02 No.2481268
The only reason soccer doesn't do as many commercials is because the players wear the
advertisements on their jerseys, plus every single stadium is lined with video screen ads.
Without those ads spots, god knows soccer would find a reason to stop the clock every 5 minutes
to hawk Bimbo bread and Boddington's.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/08/14(Fri)23:02 No.2481269
>>2481242
also dubs dont lie
>> [_] Anonymous 08/08/14(Fri)23:05 No.2481272
I wonder if there's anything this guy can say or do that I can disagree with or can't laugh at.
>> [_] AnalDestroyer !rbkCodnII2 08/08/14(Fri)23:18 No.2481277
OP, you'll cut yourself with that edge.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/08/14(Fri)23:31 No.2481284
>>2481098
I used to think this guy was cool.
>>2481176
Not to mention football was made back when TV adds weren't even a thing, and also talking about
the name at all is completely irrelevant.
>lol, Americans call it football, you don't even kick the ball with your foot that often!
>they call it rugby when there aren't any rugs involved
>they call it cricket when their aren't any insects involved.
>they call it squash when their isn't any plants involved
>they call it boxing when there isnt any cubes involved
It was a rant about nothing, this is what eurofags call entertainment, any incoherent rant that
is against America, to sooth their complex.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/08/14(Fri)23:31 No.2481285
>>2481176
>The word "soccer," which is believed to have originated in Britain some 200 years ago, comes
from the official name of the sport, "association football."
Source: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/06/13/soccer-not-football-_n_5492714.html
So it was called football before soccer, soccer was just a nickname. Apparently the US started
using this nick instead of the real name because they had already their own sport called
"football" and they wanted a different word to make things less confusing.
The issue is why invent a sport, call it the real name of another sport and then start calling
the real football sport by its nick. Especially when calling it handegg makes more sense (or
anything else, like "tacklefeast").
>> [_] Anonymous 08/08/14(Fri)23:33 No.2481287
>>2481247
You're going to have to provide source on that. Sounds like something someone would invent just
to defend the name "football". But it makes a little sense I guess so I won't find it hard to
believe. But then there's what this guy says >>2481249... it's still not a ball!
>>2481268
You prefer not watching the sport and only focusing on the ad instead of watching the sport and
have ads in the background? Also don't handegg have that too?
>> [_] Anonymous 08/08/14(Fri)23:35 No.2481290
Oh i get it, jazz is boring as fuck and so is soccer.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/08/14(Fri)23:37 No.2481295
>>2481284
now defend the issue of calling your own sport the already-existing name of a different, much
larger sport, when the name doesn't even make sense.
nobody would complain if american football was called something imaginary that doesn't make sense
if they just picked a word that wasn't already in use
why not call american football "swimming" and start calling swimming something else?
>> [_] Anonymous 08/08/14(Fri)23:41 No.2481297
>>2481295
Its not an issue at all, nobody here watches fucking soccer so nobody gives a fuck, only you give
a fuck for the sake of trying to make a non issue some massive problem for the simple fact that
America is involved.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/08/14(Fri)23:43 No.2481299
>>2481098
>Jazz
>100% American made
:^)
>> [_] Anonymous 08/08/14(Fri)23:44 No.2481301
>>2481295
see
>>2481138
>>2481183
>>2481242
>>2481244
>>2481247
>> [_] Anonymous 08/08/14(Fri)23:49 No.2481304
>>2481299
He used a tasteful form of music invented by Americans to try to prove how distasteful Americans
are, fucking generous.
Its sad when Europoors do this, for example the ones in this thread are on an American website,
on a machine invented by Americans, on a method of communication created in America, and they
still try to "prove" they are better, the only way they can attempt to prove they are better is
by utilizing recourses from a country that is truly better.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/08/14(Fri)23:53 No.2481306
>>2481244
My dad grew up in england in the 50's, never heard the term "soccer" until he moved to canada.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/08/14(Fri)23:54 No.2481309
>>2481098
>.swf video
>comments: Nobody gives a fuck about football football, or football.
>Over 50 comments and counting.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/09/14(Sat)00:04 No.2481318
Saying america is so much better just makes us look reaaally conceited guys.
The logic is simple. Football makes shit sense as a name for a sport played with hands and an
egg-thing.
>Oh look at this guy on the not-americas side
Im on reason and equality's side. And tactfulness. Ya'll sound like children.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/09/14(Sat)00:17 No.2481329
because football is the only sport in America, right?
>> [_] Anonymous 08/09/14(Sat)00:23 No.2481338
>a brit shits on something american once again
MAN FUCK THESE YUROPOORS, FUCK THEM HARD
