File: Mega Masturbator Two - The Return.swf-(5.39 MB, 320x240, Other)
[_] Anonymous 07/31/14(Thu)23:35 No.2471616
>> [_] Anonymous 07/31/14(Thu)23:58 No.2471633
The man who hates everything about his job.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/01/14(Fri)00:02 No.2471636
this is amazing
>> [_] Anonymous 08/01/14(Fri)00:18 No.2471647
>>2471633
There is something about the way that he talks and names the products that makes me think he kind
of wants to get it all over with ASAP, even if it does sort of sound like a fun job.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/01/14(Fri)00:29 No.2471662
too much neckbeard
>> [_] Anonymous 08/01/14(Fri)00:30 No.2471664
What a professional. I LIKE this guy.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/01/14(Fri)00:30 No.2471665
>>2471647
you tell me. you rather fuck those things or talk about them and how they work to random
neckbeards?
>> [_] Anonymous 08/01/14(Fri)00:30 No.2471666
Shut up and take my money!
>> [_] Anonymous 08/01/14(Fri)00:31 No.2471667
>>2471665
In retrospect, this guy is living the dream. Like getting to watch them in their natural habitat
while making money!
>> [_] Anonymous 08/01/14(Fri)00:41 No.2471679
>>2471662
You have no idea what a neckbeard actually is.
Protip: It's having hair growing on your actual NECK. Having a beard on your JAW is not a
"neckbeard," that's "normal".
>> [_] Anonymous 08/01/14(Fri)01:14 No.2471712
>>2471679
Not that guy, but neckbeard has become is basically an unattractive or unkempt beard but not so
long you become a grizzly man.
I've seen maybe 5 or 6 legitimate neckbeards in my life, but I see people using it to describe
things like pube beards all the time..
>> [_] Anonymous 08/01/14(Fri)01:21 No.2471719
>you can go at with a friend
>> [_] Anonymous 08/01/14(Fri)01:25 No.2471724
Fuck my big black ass.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/01/14(Fri)01:37 No.2471736
>if you—when you wash it
gets me every time
>> [_] Anonymous 08/01/14(Fri)01:51 No.2471747
>Hell, you could even go at it with a friend
>> [_] Anonymous 08/01/14(Fri)02:31 No.2471770
>>2471666
I'm with ya buddy
>> [_] Anonymous 08/01/14(Fri)02:36 No.2471774
he was trained to put a straight face when he made this
>> [_] Anonymous 08/01/14(Fri)03:03 No.2471789
I can sense the strain in his voice. Release the hounds.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/01/14(Fri)03:58 No.2471817
wait, if you try to clean that thing, the water will come out of the other hole instead of
through the back.
doesn't that put you at the risk of bukkakeing yourself?
>> [_] Anonymous 08/01/14(Fri)04:27 No.2471830
>>2471817
that's why he gave you a heads up
>> [_] Anonymous 08/01/14(Fri)04:28 No.2471832
My high school guidance counselor never mentioned I could be a sex toy spokesman.
What the fuck?
