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[_] Anon 3267556
>> [_] Anon 3267558 Hell, you can go at it with a friend
>> [_] Anon 3267567 White guy: "Fuck my big black ass" *straight face* The professionalism is real.
>> [_] Anon 3267606 "Hell, you could go at it with a friend" FUCKING LOST IT I love how he's gripping those buns as he gives his pitch. Trump needs him in his Cabinet.
>> [_] Anon 3267635 >># Same!

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>> [_] Anon 3260113 this man is getting paid to talk about plastic asses
>> [_] Anon 3260116 All the times I've seen this it still amazes me how he can describe the products the way he does without cracking a smile a single time. That is some incredible dedication to the sales pitch.
>> [_] Anon 3260122 >># He probably rehearses it until those words can never again get a smile out of the man. He's killing himself inside so you can get a plastic ass. Show some respect to this man.
>> [_] Anon 3260124 >you can even go at it with a friend
>> [_] Anon 3260141 I respect this mans professionalism.
>> [_] Anon 3260143 I love the little hesitation when he's telling you the name of the products
>> [_] = 3260162 >># How many times have you had to casually drop a "Fuck my big black ass" mid-conversation?
>> [_] Anon 3260168 >># I wish we had sexbots with AI and are out of the uncanny valley
>> [_] Anon 3260180 Whats more pathetic than fucking a sex doll? Fucking a sex doll with a friend.
>> [_] Anon 3260181 >># Well you could use it with a girl. I know people have their girlfriend use flesh light on them. Wouldnt know personally never been with a woman.
>> [_] Anon 3260182 Fuck my big black ass only 9 inches deep. Interesting.
>> [_] Anon 3260227 "If-when you wash it out"
>> [_] Anon 3260272 >Color:Black Flesh >You'vealwaysdreamtoffuckingahotbitchlik ethis,sowhatareyouwaitingfor?Takeyourfuck slutoutofthebox,getoutthefreelube,andpoun dthatbitch'tilyouFuckHerSilly!Thismegamas turbatoristhemostrealisticpieceofassyouev erfucked--andwithover20lbs.ofsoft,Fanta-f leshengulfingandmassagingyourcock,thisplu shpieceofpussyfeelsbetterthantherealthing !Slapthatbigroundassandlistentothewhack-- itsoundsandfeelsjustlikearealass!Spreadhe rcheeks,ramhertightlittleasshole,andfillh erwitheveryinchofyourmanmeat!Now,flipthes lutoveronherbackandherperfectpinkpussylip sarespreadeagleandbeggingforyourdick!She' swarm,she'stight,andsheNEVERsaysno!Whenyo u'redone,blowaloaddeepinsideherorcumallov erherbackandpussy--cleanupisasnapeitherwa ywithPipedreamToyCleanerandwarmwater.Best ofall,shetucksawayunderthebed or in the closet for easy storage after the fun. No commitments, no bullshit, and no worries about knocking her up. It's an all access, any time-any place piece of pussy and ass made just for your cock!
>> [_] Anon 3260286 >># How about just fuck your friend which dressed in girl clothes(optionally wear VR headsets and/or girl clothes too)? .... oh, wait! It's not pathetic! It's fakin win!
>> [_] Anon 3260292 wow keemstar really has let himself go
>> [_] Anon 3260297 buy me one

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[_] Anon 3100382 Just in case you wanted to know. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3100384 >One tenth of a second into this flash Kill yourself, you degenerate faggot.
>> [_] Anon 3100404 >tfw >your dick never fits sextoys
>> [_] Anon 3100426 >># awful to buy great if u have though
>> [_] Anon 3100460 >># That man has a level of confidence I could never emulate, let alone while talking about sex toys.
>> [_] Anon 3100464 >># >tfw no friend to go at a FuckMeSilly with
>> [_] Anon 3100468 the tunnels connecting to aid in cleaning was a good idea. that was a smart design. im glad to see our mega masturbator producers and distributors are really looking out for us
>> [_] Anon 3100473 "big black ass" This man has clearly never seen the average black ass.
>> [_] Anon 3100479 Genuinely thought they were four bald heads for a moment. This is hilarious
>> [_] Anon 3100485 >># >...If-when you clean it out...
>> [_] Anon 3100490 >pipedream clearly they have some great minds behind their products. they know who to aim towards.

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>> Anon 30931 kek
>> Anon 30933 that guy looks suicidal

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[_] Anon 2821060 Fuck my big black ass
>> [_] Anon 2821066 i am going to fuck your big black ass and there is nobody who can stop me
>> [_] Anon 2821068 >fuck my big black ass everytime
>> [_] Anon 2821069 That's a guy who love his job.
>> [_] Anon 2821081 >hell you can even go at it with a friend .
>> [_] Anon 2821183 >fuck my...big black ass He has to know, there's no way he can't know how fucking funny that sounds
>> [_] Anon 2821184 >># clearly, he has that job because he can say it with a straight face.
>> [_] Anon 2821241 >># obviously the man has a sense of humor

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[_] Megamasturbator FAQ Anon 2818967 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2818990 very informative thanks 4 chin
>> [_] Anon 2819019 >fuck my big black ass lost
>> [_] Anon 2819086 >># I'll take both
>> [_] Anon 2819093 They should have hired a blushing woman in her early twenties to make the presentation. Just because it would have been funnier to see
>> [_] Anon 2819096 thank u i was wondering
>> [_] Anon 2819100 >># wrong, its better the way it is, just look at his professionalism

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[_] Oldie, but goodie Anon 2788434
>> [_] Anon 2788453 >># what the f*ck
>> [_] Anon 2788455 >># It's okay Anon, we won't tell your mom if you curse here.
>> [_] Anon 2788457 I always lose my shit somewhere around the middle, he's talking so fucking casually about it.
>> [_] Anon 2788510 >hell you can go at it with a friend fuck yeah boiii
>> [_] Anon 2788534 >># i need this in my life

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[_] Anon 2718363 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2718373 my god
>> [_] Anon 2718438 Is that the guy from epic meal time? >You can go at it with a freind
>> [_] Anon 2718468 does anyone else find it amusing how the best fake skin is being made by erotic toy companies? this is the fake skin that amputees will end up with on their robo-limbs
>> [_] Anon 2718470 >># feels good man
>> [_] Anon 2718536 I just don't understand the kind of person who would buy this. I understand fleshlights, but you can't really hide this, and it's so weird no man in a relationship would risk discovery and losing the real relationship (unless I suppose their partner is WAAAYYYYY more open than most women)
>> [_] Anon 2718541 Someone knows how much pounds of pussy and ass that have? And which in the market is the heavier one?
>> [_] Anon 2718543 >># You have no idea how well this product will do in India.. unfortunatly they are poor so it won't be a seller.
>> [_] Anon 2718553 I still can't get over how professional this guy is in the presentation of a fake woman's ass. Shit, I'd lose my cool at least 4 times in the first 2 minutes.
>> [_] Anon 2718557 >># I guess that's one of the funny things with this clip :P
>> [_] Anon 2718558 >># My gf would let me have one, but what's the point when you have a gf?
>> [_] Anon 2718562 >># 2.5some?
>> [_] Anon 2718564 >># Weak willed faggot

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[_] Anon 2685058 Pushed me to my purchase Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2685064 >Tunnels connect in a U shape >you can go at it with a friend
>> [_] Anon 2685069 >># >9inchs in
>> [_] Anon 2685070 >># >anyone using 4chan has a 9 inch dick
>> [_] Anon 2685080 I wonder how often this guy has people approach him to say "Hey you're that guy from the video explaining the difference between the Fuck Me Silly Mega Masturbator 1 and the Fuck My Big Black Ass edition."
>> [_] Anon 2685082 >># >everyone using 4chan has a 9 inch dick fixed that for you
>> [_] Anon 2685107 i nearly came when he said they werent waterproof i really like the fuckmesilly but i think i would much rather go with the fuckmybigblackass
>> [_] Anon 2685122 >># >no asian version cum on nigga
>> [_] Anon 2685129 >># >cum on nigga That's what you'll have to do in the meantime.
>> [_] Anon 2685149 >># kek
>> [_] Anon 2685150 The moment of hesitation before he says "fuck my big black ass" is priceless.
>> [_] Anon 2685161 >water and debris
>> [_] Anon 2685218 if-WHEN you clean it out
>> [_] Trader's anon 2685255 >go at it with a friend
>> [_] Anon 2685282 I love the ever so slight hesitation before he says Fuck My Big Black Ass. Just the deep exhales he does throughout, actually.
>> [_] Anon 2685293 Post the soloflesh one. The one where it ruptures and explodes while still on the guy's dick.
>> [_] Anon 2685297 I was thoroughly surprised that he could say that with a straight face.
>> [_] Anon 2685317 >># every time
>> [_] Anon 2685328 >># It's the perfect icebreaker >hey buddy, my new black detacked torso has arrived, it's better than the white one, wanna share it?
>> [_] Anon 2685330 >go at it with a friend wat..

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[_] Fuck My Big Black Ass Anon 2606403 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2606410 >tfw no friend to go at it with
>> [_] Anon 2606413 >># I find it fascinating and very impressive that this guy is able to maintain such a professional manner during this presentation.
>> [_] cloud 2606427 this so old and bad, how is someone supposed to clean them if they get dirty outside?
>> [_] Anon 2606459 >># You can see it in his eyes, he wanted to be a drummer. now hes rubber but pimp. Laugh? hes about to cry
>> [_] Anon 2606462 >># You can see it in his eyes, he wanted to be a drummer. Now hes a rubber butt pimp on the internet. Laugh? hes about to cry
>> [_] Anon 2606464 If you wa--when you wash this... Kek'd.
>> [_] Anon 2606466 fuck my big black ass
>> [_] Anon 2606476 >># You clean them carefully with water and a cloth. You just can't submerge them in a tube of water. As he explained, they have a foam core and a breathing hole for the core. A common thing with sex toys, if they don't say waterproof, that doesn't mean you can't get them wet. It just means you can't submerge in a bowl/tub of water.
>> [_] Anon 2606477 >hey man i just bought a rubber ass want to come over and fuck it with me?
>> [_] Anon 2606546 >># >Dude, you should have told me earlier. I just ordered my own rubber ass to fuck. We could of just gone halvesies on one.
>> [_] Anon 2606558 These things are such a shit compared to the Japanese ones like PuniAna
>> [_] Anon 2606562 >># This http://www.amazon.com/puni-hyaluronic-lo tion-100ml-masturbator/dp/B0098FV7X2 If you live in Japan, the Japanese Amazon listing is $50.
>> [_] Anon 2606563 >># >a common thing with sex toys Are you retarded? This thing is a total shit.
>> [_] Anon 2606565 >># >Man, I was hoping we could touch balls and maybe dicks. Stupid ass ideas.
>> [_] Anon 2606568 >># ...and there's a drain plug if -- when -- you clean it out.
>> [_] Anon 2606585 >># weeaboo virgin sex toy nippon mustard race.
>> [_] Anon 2606592 >># >u could buy it new for 65$ or used for 25$! ofcourse u want a used fuck toy

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[_] Anon 2471616
>> [_] Anon 2471633 The man who hates everything about his job.
>> [_] Anon 2471636 this is amazing
>> [_] Anon 2471647 >># There is something about the way that he talks and names the products that makes me think he kind of wants to get it all over with ASAP, even if it does sort of sound like a fun job.
>> [_] Anon 2471662 too much neckbeard
>> [_] Anon 2471664 What a professional. I LIKE this guy.
>> [_] Anon 2471665 >># you tell me. you rather fuck those things or talk about them and how they work to random neckbeards?
>> [_] Anon 2471666 Shut up and take my money!
>> [_] Anon 2471667 >># In retrospect, this guy is living the dream. Like getting to watch them in their natural habitat while making money!
>> [_] Anon 2471679 >># You have no idea what a neckbeard actually is. Protip: It's having hair growing on your actual NECK. Having a beard on your JAW is not a "neckbeard," that's "normal".
>> [_] Anon 2471712 >># Not that guy, but neckbeard has become is basically an unattractive or unkempt beard but not so long you become a grizzly man. I've seen maybe 5 or 6 legitimate neckbeards in my life, but I see people using it to describe things like pube beards all the time..
>> [_] Anon 2471719 >you can go at with a friend
>> [_] Anon 2471724 Fuck my big black ass.
>> [_] Anon 2471736 >if you—when you wash it gets me every time
>> [_] Anon 2471747 >Hell, you could even go at it with a friend
>> [_] Anon 2471770 >># I'm with ya buddy
>> [_] Anon 2471774 he was trained to put a straight face when he made this
>> [_] Anon 2471789 I can sense the strain in his voice. Release the hounds.
>> [_] Anon 2471817 wait, if you try to clean that thing, the water will come out of the other hole instead of through the back. doesn't that put you at the risk of bukkakeing yourself?
>> [_] Anon 2471830 >># that's why he gave you a heads up
>> [_] Anon 2471832 My high school guidance counselor never mentioned I could be a sex toy spokesman. What the fuck?

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[_] This man is my hero Anon 2364089 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2364098 I salute this man
>> [_] Anon 2364101 I love how nonchalant he is about it.
>> [_] Anon 2364109 I just feel like he hates his job so much. You can just feel the shame and resentment pouring off of him.
>> [_] Anon 2364111 like-like texture ;_;
>> [_] Anon 2364112 OVER TWENTY POUNDS OF PUSSY AND ASS
>> [_] Anon 2364129 Fuck my big black ass
>> [_] Anon 2364130 "hell you can go at it with a friend" Who would do that Who would even think of that
>> [_] Anon 2364131 >># I just being professional.
>> [_] Anon 2364132 >># he
>> [_] Anon 2364134 I like how he just slapped them at the end for the hell of it
>> [_] Anon 2364142 >># I've done it. Then we fucked each other.
>> [_] Anon 2364152 dat professionalism...
>> [_] Anon 2364202 "of the Fuck Me Silly or the Fuck My B-...Big Black Ass"
>> [_] Anon 2364237 how much does it cost?
>> [_] Anon 2364266 >># >># Nice slip up. Can I get a free trial off you? Didn't know you visit 4chan!
>> [_] Anon 2364269 >># You need the power of a god to not laugh when you say "Fuck My Big Black Ass" for a product you're legitimately selling on camera without bursting out laughing.
>> [_] Anon 2364334 >fuck my big black ass

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[_] Jiggly Top Dog 2340839 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2340844 this relevant fucking banner http://i.imgur.com/kgxNvOt.png
>> [_] Anon 2340872 Such hesitation the "Fuck my big black ass"
>> [_] Anon 2340897 Do want.
>> [_] Anon 2340899 Over TWENTY POUNDS of PUSSY and ASS
>> [_] Anon 2340917 Looks interesting. Would buy if I wasn't a poor pleb
>> [_] Anon 2340927 >that beard I came to fuck bitches
>> [_] Anon 2340938 The net worth of womankind distilled down to it's basic essence.
>> [_] Anon 2340949 make them technicolored and I'll buy 6 of 'em
>> [_] Anon 2340964 >># Make knock off versions of fantasy characters. A bright pink version called Queen Taffy, a green one called She Bulk
>> [_] Anon 2340973 >What has my life come to?
>> [_] friendsofsandwiches 2340997 "hell you can go at it with a friend... uh..." I just LOVE the quaver in his voice. It makes me MOIST!

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[_] Professionalism Anon 2337961 This guy has it Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2337971 >if...when you wash this out
>> [_] Anon 2337972 Someday I want to be like this guy
>> [_] Anon 2337984 > "hell you can go at it with a friend" yo can see it on his face - that moment when you realize just how fucking weird what you are doing is. also, Dat beard
>> [_] Anon 2337985 Never gets old
>> [_] Anon 2337991 The ending is always killingme
>> [_] Anon 2337999 Future archaeologists will find this.
>> [_] Anon 2338007 >hell you can go at it with a friend wat
>> [_] Anon 2338013 I kind of want one now.
>> [_] Anon 2338038 I wanna get busy with that foam hole.
>> [_] Anon 2338047 >Over 20lbs of pussy and ass!
>> [_] Anon 2338049 >Fuck my big black ass
>> [_] Anon 2338060 has anyone ever used on of these? how are they?
>> [_] Anon 2338078 >># Lol. Fuck my big black ass. Hahahaha
>> [_] Anon 2338083 If you have a friend just use him girls are icky
>> [_] Anon 2338090 I want one of those. Do they have international deliveries?
>> [_] Anon 2338096 Soon, in future you can have your dearest waifu be made like this. how long will it be, 10 years?
>> [_] Anon 2338099 >># >Waifu >Being in this 3D realm Is almost like you like 3DPD
>> [_] Anon 2338102 There is a japanese hentai about a geeky guy meeting a (real) girl but still being and falling in love with this kind of sex-toy. It's both exciting andhilarious
>> [_] Anon 2338122 >># Well doh, this is a stress toy. They would make tons of money if they sell these in india. But that country is poor, so maybe in the future.
>> [_] Anon 2338134 >># >># the stutter every time he says it is what makes it so funny
>> [_] Anon 2338166 i wanna see some outtakes, this couldn't have been done in 1 take
>> [_] Anon 2338171 >># I bet it was, because of >>#
>> [_] Anon 2338176 How can you do this without laughing

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[_] Anon 2282198
>> [_] Anon 2282203 this guy!! this guy was trained to do that!!
>> [_] Anon 2282207 >or you can go at it with a friend
>> [_] Anon 2282209 >fuck my big black ass
>> [_] Anon 2282215 >># I love the way he says it. So serious.
>> [_] Anon 2282216 >># that killed me
>> [_] Anon 2282225 His beard though!
>> [_] Anon 2282226 The way he slaps them at the very end... lol!
>> [_] Anon 2282229 >debris
>> [_] Anon 2282230 >fuck my big black ass fucking lol'd, if i were him i couldn't say that with a serius face!
>> [_] Anon 2282235 I just laughed as soon as it started.
>> [_] Anon 2282241 WHERE DO I GET THESE AND WHAT'S THE PRICE
>> [_] Anon 2282245 >if...when you wash these out
>> [_] Anon 2282301 mfw I see this on CNBC

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[_] Lister 2279250
>> [_] Anon 2279259 Still so professionally done.
>> [_] Anon 2279260 He handles it really professionally considering the content.
>> [_] Anon 2279271 >># That man can keep a straight face while saying Fuck My Big Black Ass I commend him
>> [_] Anon 2279325 "hell you can go at it with a friend" lost my shit
>> [_] Anon 2279343 Is this the same guy from Epic Meal Time?
>> [_] Anon 2279391 not watterproof
>> [_] Anon 2279393 This guy. Only messed around at the end. Good work man.

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[_] Fuck my big black ass Anon 2253081 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2253083 I've watched this video at least 10 times, and each time I'm amazed at his professionalism.
>> [_] Anon 2253090 >># its the only time in my live I will hear someone say "Fuck my big black ass" with any professionalism.
>> [_] Anon 2253169 >># I work at a company that sells sex toys among other things. We carry plenty of pipedream products. I've heard it said and said it with a serious face plenty of times. You get numb to the stuff after a while
>> [_] Anon 2253231 Well, ah,... at least he has a job
>> [_] Anon 2253232 "Hell, you could go at it with a friend!" Hey anon, I'm bored.... Hey! I know what to do! Let's go to my house and fuck my sex toy! That will be fun!

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[_] Fuck my big black ass = 2248594 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2248601 thx for the info, I'll keep it in mind
>> [_] Anon 2248614 ok give me two
>> [_] Anon 2248616 holy shit. he handled the situation pretty well
>> [_] Anon 2248653 OVER TWENTY POUNDS OF PUSSY AND ASS
>> [_] Anon 2248662 >># yeah, he was actually very professional about it and kept the gutter humor to a minimum, usually these companies go over the top with edgy and "funny" ads but he kept it real and I think this guy is does a better representation of the product than guys who try to be crass
>> [_] Anon 2248672 best job in the fucking world
>> [_] Anon 2248758 >If >er >When you clean it The man knows his audience
>> [_] = 2248766 4chan is back. Yay. My post was up for 14 hours now.
>> [_] Anon 2248769 >># How the fuck does he keep a straight face? I don't think I would be able to handle that without bursting out laughing.
>> [_] Anon 2248774 >># and that's why you don't have a job
>> [_] Anon 2248777 >># I do have a job, just not in the adult industry obviously.
>> [_] Anon 2248779 >># *adult toy industry
>> [_] Anon 2248786 If I had a business, I would actually consider this video good enough as a proof of professionalism if it were shown at a job interview. Product aside, the man knows how to handle himself.
>> [_] Anon 2248806 >so if-WHEN you wash this out top lel
>> [_] Anon 2248809 "If/when you was this out ..."
>> [_] Anon 2248821 >># this be one o dem serious niggas at work. "yes sir no sir" hahaha keep suckin your way to the top bitch!
>> [_] Anon 2248827 >these cost $900 at my local sex shop what in the actual fuck, I'm seen similar products for $200 at other places what makes this 20lbs of pussy and ass worth a grand? I don't even know if I could live with myself if I spent a stack on a fake ass. I mean, yeah, I have a fleshlight, but that shit was sixty bucks for the price of two of these you could get an economy real doll
>> [_] Anon 2248850 I want them.

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[_] Anon 2211239
>> [_] Anon 2211299 how did he keep such a straight face throughout this whole thing?
>> [_] Anon 2211303 "hell, you can go at it with a friend"
>> [_] Anon 2211306 I went to go buy one of those and they denied my card for some reason. I'm so pissed.
>> [_] Anon 2211327 "Hey man, want to come over and fuck my silicone ass with me?"
>> [_] Anon 2211328 >># Thats what i was thinking
>> [_] Anon 2211331 he fucking calls your would-be children "debris" i lol'd hard

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[_] Anon 2191868
>> [_] Anon 2191870 This man is my hero
>> [_] Anon 2191874 The uh... fuck me silly one, and the er... uh... fuck my ... big black ass...
>> [_] Anon 2191882 >># Given the situation, he's actually holding together pretty well.
>> [_] Anon 2191900 For how matter-of-fact he was, I'm glad he let the sillies out a bit at the end.
>> [_] Anon 2191918 dat ending
>> [_] Anon 2191923 >so if WHEN you wash this out Every time
>> [_] Anon 2191928 >hell you can go at it with a friend. This man's poker face is stronger than steel.
>> [_] Anon 2191930 i didn't know zangief worked with this kind of stuff
>> [_] Anon 2191932 I fapped. Does this mean I win?
>> [_] Anon 2191967 Man this guy is amazing
>> [_] Anon 2191968 http://www.pipedreamproducts.com/showdet ail-20e.php?Full_Number=RD176 So where's the episode for fuck me silly 3?
>> [_] Anon 2191985 Right here. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33iqvMEcZ Lg http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rM2P1pz- jo
>> [_] Anon 2191995 Dat professionalism
>> [_] Anon 2192008 >># >over 25lb of tits, pussy, and ass I would seriously hire this guy to do presentations. He's so fucking professional.

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[_] mega masturbator 2184052
>> [_] Anon 2184070 This man...this man is TRAINED to give this speech with a straight face. Onward brave soldier.
>> [_] Anon 2184113 >fuck my big black ass
>> [_] Anon 2184172 This guys really knows his 20 pounds of pussy and ass.
>> [_] Anon 2184175 >If you wa-WHEN you wash this out...
>> [_] Anon 2184182 FUCK MY BIG BLACK ASS
>> [_] Anon 2184196 >You can go at it with a friend
>> [_] Alfonso 2184214 >># No homo
>> [_] Anon 2184224 Epic Meal Time guy has multi jobs
>> [_] Anon 2184259 Now I know! >And knowing is half the poundage of pussy and ass.
>> [_] Anon 2184274 >if you wash it..WHEN you wash it. oh god my sides.
>> [_] Anon 2184287 its impossible to listen to anything he's saying without laughing with those things jiggling in the foreground.
>> [_] Anon 2184292 >># his "WHATEVER" face when he said this is priceless

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[_] Anon 2174609
>> [_] Anon 2174622 FUCK MY BIG BLACK ASS
>> [_] The Amazing Cerberus 2174624 I'm just glad he didn't demo it for us.
>> [_] Anon 2174625 "Hey bro want to fuck my big black ass with me?"
>> [_] Anon 2174628 >molds completely the same >goes on to explain how black model has U-shaped cumhole and no exit hole in front kek
>> [_] Anon 2174631 >># Are you retarded?
>> [_] Anon 2174632 > over forty pounds
>> [_] Anon 2174634 He's so serious about these things...
>> [_] Anon 2174640 where can I get a loli version?
>> [_] Anon 2174642 >># Japan, where else?
>> [_] Anon 2174643 >># Drills nigga. >># Magpul Dynamics
>> [_] Anon 2174657 >># The mold, idiot
>> [_] Anon 2174665 Can I get a plus sized version? How about an inflatable one? Also, how hard would it be to encase an intelligent skeletal android in this substance? Singularity plz come.
>> [_] Anon 2174671 this man is literally my hero
>> [_] Anon 2174697 Holy shit this looks and sounds almost *exactly* like one of my teachers in highschool.
>> [_] = 2174701 "Fuck my big black ass" How is this even an actual brand name
>> [_] Anon 2174710 Hell, you can go at it with a friend.
>> [_] Anon 2174715 >># yes want
>> [_] Anon 2174722 I really, really respect his ability to remain professional during this.
>> [_] Anon 2174726 I used to work in a porn store and the disembodied rubber asses always creeped me out. They all felt like cold corpse butts, or at least how I assume a corpse butt would feel like.
>> [_] Anon 2174730 >># This. Even though it doesn't really get much more ridiculous then this, he still understood it's a job, and was forthright and honorable about it. I commend this man.
>> [_] Anon 2174736 >Fuck my big black ass are not waterproof.
>> [_] Anon 2174752 >># >Fuck! My big black ass isn't waterproof!
>> [_] Anon 2174761 Wel it sure was.. intriguing
>> [_] Anon 2174763 But do they poop?
>> [_] fart 2174791 >># how he said that without laughing is beyond me
>> [_] Anon 2174801 >># he probably did a few times, this could be the fiftieth take for all we know

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>> [_] Anon 2164314 The ending made it.
>> [_] Anon 2164349 It should should be different shapes and not just color
>> [_] Anon 2164354 when he says fuck my big black ass i lose my shit jesus christ
>> [_] Anon 2164357 Dude's got over 40lbs of pussy and ass right there.
>> [_] Anon 2164358 Interdasting
>> [_] Anon 2164398 >># He kind of hesitated the second time. Hope they paid him well.
>> [_] Anon 2164424 the why this FAQ video is set up reminds me a lot of a table top firearms review which makes it all the more hilarious
>> [_] Anon 2164429 >hell you could go at it with a friend wow
>> [_] Anon 2164457 That's not a black ass, it should be 10x bigger