File: Mega Masturbator Two - The Return.swf-(5.39 MB, 320x240, Other)
[_] = 07/07/17(Fri)01:39:51 No.

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>> [_] Anonymous 07/07/17(Fri)02:15:56 No.

  this man is getting paid to talk about plastic asses

>> [_] Anonymous 07/07/17(Fri)02:47:30 No.

  All the times I've seen this it still amazes me how he can describe the products the way he does
  without cracking a smile a single time.

  That is some incredible dedication to the sales pitch.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/07/17(Fri)03:23:16 No.

  >>3260116
  He probably rehearses it until those words can never again get a smile out of the man. He's
  killing himself inside so you can get a plastic ass. Show some respect to this man.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/07/17(Fri)03:36:06 No.

  >you can even go at it with a friend

>> [_] Anonymous 07/07/17(Fri)06:19:43 No.

  I respect this mans professionalism.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/07/17(Fri)06:24:26 No.

  I love the little hesitation when he's telling you the name of the products

>> [_] = 07/07/17(Fri)10:03:42 No.

  >>3260143
  How many times have you had to casually drop a "Fuck my big black ass" mid-conversation?

>> [_] Anonymous 07/07/17(Fri)10:49:43 No.

  >>3260105
  I wish we had sexbots with AI and are out of the uncanny valley

>> [_] Anonymous 07/07/17(Fri)11:30:53 No.

  Whats more pathetic than fucking a sex doll? Fucking a sex doll with a friend.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/07/17(Fri)11:48:45 No.

  >>3260180
  Well you could use it with a girl. I know people have their girlfriend use flesh light on them.
  Wouldnt know personally never been with a woman.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/07/17(Fri)11:58:46 No.

  Fuck my big black ass only 9 inches deep.
  Interesting.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/07/17(Fri)15:02:35 No.

  "If-when you wash it out"

>> [_] Anonymous 07/07/17(Fri)19:55:52 No.

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>> [_] Anonymous 07/07/17(Fri)21:40:45 No.

  >>3260180
  How about just fuck your friend which dressed in girl clothes(optionally wear VR headsets and/or
  girl clothes too)?
  .... oh, wait!
  It's not pathetic!
  It's fakin win!

>> [_] Anonymous 07/07/17(Fri)22:12:26 No.

  wow keemstar really has let himself go

>> [_] Anonymous 07/07/17(Fri)22:28:23 No.

  buy me one