File: Mega Masturbator Two - The Return.swf-(5.39 MB, 320x240, Other)
[_] = 07/07/17(Fri)01:39:51 No.3260105
Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anonymous 07/07/17(Fri)02:15:56 No.3260113
this man is getting paid to talk about plastic asses
>> [_] Anonymous 07/07/17(Fri)02:47:30 No.3260116
All the times I've seen this it still amazes me how he can describe the products the way he does
without cracking a smile a single time.
That is some incredible dedication to the sales pitch.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/07/17(Fri)03:23:16 No.3260122
>>3260116
He probably rehearses it until those words can never again get a smile out of the man. He's
killing himself inside so you can get a plastic ass. Show some respect to this man.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/07/17(Fri)03:36:06 No.3260124
>you can even go at it with a friend
>> [_] Anonymous 07/07/17(Fri)06:19:43 No.3260141
I respect this mans professionalism.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/07/17(Fri)06:24:26 No.3260143
I love the little hesitation when he's telling you the name of the products
>> [_] = 07/07/17(Fri)10:03:42 No.3260162
>>3260143
How many times have you had to casually drop a "Fuck my big black ass" mid-conversation?
>> [_] Anonymous 07/07/17(Fri)10:49:43 No.3260168
>>3260105
I wish we had sexbots with AI and are out of the uncanny valley
>> [_] Anonymous 07/07/17(Fri)11:30:53 No.3260180
Whats more pathetic than fucking a sex doll? Fucking a sex doll with a friend.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/07/17(Fri)11:48:45 No.3260181
>>3260180
Well you could use it with a girl. I know people have their girlfriend use flesh light on them.
Wouldnt know personally never been with a woman.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/07/17(Fri)11:58:46 No.3260182
Fuck my big black ass only 9 inches deep.
Interesting.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/07/17(Fri)15:02:35 No.3260227
"If-when you wash it out"
>> [_] Anonymous 07/07/17(Fri)19:55:52 No.3260272
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or in the closet for easy storage after the fun. No commitments, no bullshit, and no worries
about knocking her up. It's an all access, any time-any place piece of pussy and ass made just
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>> [_] Anonymous 07/07/17(Fri)21:40:45 No.3260286
>>3260180
How about just fuck your friend which dressed in girl clothes(optionally wear VR headsets and/or
girl clothes too)?
.... oh, wait!
It's not pathetic!
It's fakin win!
>> [_] Anonymous 07/07/17(Fri)22:12:26 No.3260292
wow keemstar really has let himself go
>> [_] Anonymous 07/07/17(Fri)22:28:23 No.3260297
buy me one
