File: ALFRED'S MESSAGE TO HUMANITY.swf-(3.37 MB, Other)
[_] i am but a messenger enig !!/XU8FUhYvg6 1846004 THE HILLS ARE ALIVE Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1846013 10/10 wud fuck again
>> [_] Anon 1846014 heil alfred
>> [_] Anon 1846021 Smok YOUR ALFRED PROPOganda erry day 100 LERCENT SATISFACTIO N GUARANTEED
>> [_] Anon 1846024 Has Alfred conquered /f/?
>> [_] Anon 1846028 >># /alfred/
>> [_] Anon 1846032 we all have strong desires to fondle dear Alfred
>> [_] Anon 1846034 die furry scum
>> [_] Anon 1846035 >># APPARENTLY it does when you start advertizing it suddenly and everyones like HEIL ALFRED HEIL ALFRED HEIL ALFRED and half the comments rent even me saefaggin!?
>> [_] Anon 1846062 >># did no one notice my reference?
>> [_] Anon 1846064 >># I noticed it. Rise of Alfred. I chuckled, popped a boner.
>> [_] Anon 1846066 >># i did good job
>> [_] Anon 1846069 >># i came 6 tims
>> [_] Anon 1846074 >># my favorite alfred quote of all time The taco is strong, robust, a prime example of the ideal food.... BUT THE HAMBURGER IS WEAK!! far infirior to a taco
>> [_] Anon 1846077 >># So what's up with Emmy and commie references? I never quite "got" that. Then again, I never quite got anything she's made.
>> [_] Anon 1846078 >># i dont know.... but id let her do anything to me
>> [_] Anon 1846079 >># Haven't seen her yet. Considering her output she's either cute and nerdy or a landwhale, each being equally likely; I'd rather not risk drowning in a possible ocean of blubber.
>> [_] Anon 1846081 >># search me up, buddeh, my image is all over the net. decide for yourself.
>> [_] Anon 1846082 >># google images
>> [_] Anon 1846084 >># if youre really her id let you strap-on fuck me
>> [_] Anon 1846085 >># Oh, good. If you were the latter than there's also the terrifying chance that you aren't joking.
>> [_] Anon 1846096 >># you are hot but judging by your flashes and your need to shove your alfred cartoons up our throath since days you must also be autistic as fuck?!
>> [_] Anon 1846098 >># i love alfred... i wanna be emilys gimp
>> [_] Anon 1846102 >># no just bad childhood is all. probably slightly on the 'aspie scale'. doesnt matter, either way, hot.
>> [_] Anon 1846103 >># >she will never walk up to you with a crazed smile, clearly hiding something behind her back >she'll never cuddle with you as she traces the blade of a kitchen knife down the length of your spine
>> [_] Anon 1846104 >># now im sad
>> [_] Anon 1846107 >># just kill me now
>> [_] Anon 1846108 >># no brakes on the rape train, my dear no breaks
>> [_] Anon 1846111 >># >she'll never cuddle with you as you watch multiplicity together >she'll never moan obscenities with you in the telephones of your local wal mart
>> [_] Anon 1846112 >># what will she do
>> [_] Anon 1846117 >she'll never eat taco bell poo it up in your toilet and proceed to hold your hand >she'll never get her tit-grease on you in the morning when the dirt accumulates from too much cartooning > feelsalfredman.jpg
>> [_] Anon 1846120 >># could you open a chat thing... if youre emily that is
>> [_] Anon 1846121 >you'll never eat some of her pistachios
>> [_] Anon 1846124 >># but i love pistachios :(
>> [_] Anon 1846127 >># >># >># >># i lold
>> [_] Anon 1846146 Just thought I'd point out that this is the longest thread I've seen on /f/ in the 4 years I've been here. Ya'll think about that.
>> [_] Anon 1846149 >># that cause alfred kicks ass
>> [_] Anon 1846150 >># the power of alfred our saviourr
>> [_] Anon 1846152 >># How did you miss the >2112 thread? And the dagobah know your destiny one that ended up in 100+ replies?
>> [_] Anon 1846154 >># >2112 not everyone has a time machine
>> [_] Anon 1846156 >># >2113 >not having a time machine yet haha, oh wow
>> [_] Anon 1846158 >># thats just mean and uncalled for :(
>> [_] Anon 1846160 >># thats just mean
>> [_] Anon 1846161 >># >2213 >not yet achieved perfect coexistence and utopia with all humans, knowing their true purpose and feelings haha, oh wow
>> [_] Anon 1846165 >># somehow we're not even talking about alfred or emily anymore
>> [_] Anon 1846168 >># >2313 >still discussing pointless culture >not debating the true nature of the universe and what research shall be done next haha, oh wow
>> [_] Anon 1846169 >># so whats your favourite emily/alfred cartoon? mine is probably the "meet me by the lake" one and walmart siblings is the creepiest my favourite alfred flash is playhouse part 1
>> [_] Anon 1846170 >># >2525 >if man is still alive haha, oh wow
>> [_] Anon 1846173 >># definitly the playhouse series, rise of alfred is awesome too did you watch eat my rotten meat? that one guy looked like screamerclauz
>> [_] Anon 1846176 >># i have seen it, thought it was cool and she clearly put a lot of effort in this one, i'm just not into horrorcore rap who is screamerclauz?
>> [_] Anon 1846180 >># he was the guy covered in blood with the paper bag on his head. he makes music... its speed or breakcore.. something like that
>> [_] Anon 1846182 >># ahh cool will google his stuff, the "meet me by the lake" flash also got me into tyler the creator
>> [_] Anon 1846185 >># not much into rap, but it was still pretty cool
>> [_] Anon 1846208 SMOKE WEED EVRYDAY
>> [_] Anon 1846210 >># nice bump my nigga
>> [_] Anon 1846212 >># this will stay for all eternity
>> [_] Anon 1846221 >># alfred's message needs to be heard so you must keep hustlin' i'll help you bump this thing whenever i can
>> [_] Anon 1846222 >># ive gotta sleep soon, its almost 8..... am
>> [_] Anon 1846225 >2013 >You'll never watch a decent flash animation by her
>> [_] Anon 1846226 >># where are you from?
>> [_] Anon 1846227 >># >2013 >not worshiping alfred "christ" alfer
>> [_] Anon 1846228 >># pennsylvania
>> [_] Anon 1846229 >># suck my shit off my dick
>> [_] Anon 1846230 >># oh it's you you truly are "crazy emily" you're determination to spread the word of alfred and become the queen of /f/ is admirable i'm from germany so i can take over for you bumpin this thread, good sleep and heil alfred
>> [_] Anon 1846233 >># im not emily.... shes from pennsylvania?
>> [_] Anon 1846236 >># yeah i think she is
>> [_] Anon 1846237 >># Gosh, i thought i was the only one who didn't find this good
>> [_] sage Anon 1846238 sage
>> [_] Anon 1846239 >># id love to meet her... well, goodnight
>> [_] Anon 1846246 bumping this glorious video
>> [_] sage Anon 1846247 saging this piece of shit
>> [_] Anon 1846249 >># whats the point of saging, you might as well not post
>> [_] Anon 1846251 >># the message dumbhead sage
>> [_] Anon 1846260 >># but i love alfred
>> [_] sage sage 1846292 sage goes to all fields