File: ALFRED'S MESSAGE TO HUMANITY.swf-(3.37 MB, Other)
[_] i am but a messenger enig !!/XU8FUhYvg6 01/02/13(Wed)02:41 No.1846004
THE HILLS ARE ALIVE
Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/13(Wed)02:52 No.1846013
10/10 wud fuck again
>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/13(Wed)02:53 No.1846014
heil alfred
>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/13(Wed)02:58 No.1846021
Smok YOUR ALFRED PROPOganda erry day
100 LERCENT SATISFACTIO N GUARANTEED
>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/13(Wed)03:00 No.1846024
Has Alfred conquered /f/?
>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/13(Wed)03:02 No.1846028
>>1846024
/alfred/
>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/13(Wed)03:05 No.1846032
we all have strong desires to fondle dear Alfred
>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/13(Wed)03:07 No.1846034
die furry scum
>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/13(Wed)03:08 No.1846035
>>1846024
APPARENTLY it does when you start advertizing it suddenly and everyones like HEIL ALFRED
HEIL ALFRED
HEIL ALFRED
and half the comments rent even me saefaggin!?
>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/13(Wed)03:41 No.1846062
>>1846032
did no one notice my reference?
>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/13(Wed)03:42 No.1846064
>>1846062
I noticed it. Rise of Alfred. I chuckled, popped a boner.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/13(Wed)03:42 No.1846066
>>1846062
i did
good job
>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/13(Wed)03:43 No.1846069
>>1846062
i came 6 tims
>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/13(Wed)03:46 No.1846074
>>1846064
my favorite alfred quote of all time
The taco is strong, robust, a prime example of the ideal food.... BUT THE HAMBURGER IS WEAK!! far
infirior to a taco
>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/13(Wed)03:48 No.1846077
>>1846074
So what's up with Emmy and commie references? I never quite "got" that.
Then again, I never quite got anything she's made.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/13(Wed)03:50 No.1846078
>>1846077
i dont know.... but id let her do anything to me
>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/13(Wed)03:51 No.1846079
>>1846078
Haven't seen her yet. Considering her output she's either cute and nerdy or a landwhale, each
being equally likely; I'd rather not risk drowning in a possible ocean of blubber.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/13(Wed)03:52 No.1846081
>>1846079
search me up, buddeh, my image is all over the net. decide for yourself.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/13(Wed)03:52 No.1846082
>>1846079
google images
>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/13(Wed)03:53 No.1846084
>>1846081
if youre really her id let you strap-on fuck me
>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/13(Wed)03:55 No.1846085
>>1846081
Oh, good. If you were the latter than there's also the terrifying chance that you aren't joking.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/13(Wed)04:02 No.1846096
>>1846081
you are hot but judging by your flashes and your need to shove your alfred cartoons up our
throath since days you must also be autistic as fuck?!
>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/13(Wed)04:05 No.1846098
>>1846096
i love alfred... i wanna be emilys gimp
>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/13(Wed)04:07 No.1846102
>>1846096
no just bad childhood is all. probably slightly on the 'aspie scale'. doesnt matter, either way,
hot.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/13(Wed)04:08 No.1846103
>>1846098
>she will never walk up to you with a crazed smile, clearly hiding something behind her back
>she'll never cuddle with you as she traces the blade of a kitchen knife down the length of your
spine
>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/13(Wed)04:09 No.1846104
>>1846103
now im sad
>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/13(Wed)04:12 No.1846107
>>1846103
just kill me now
>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/13(Wed)04:13 No.1846108
>>1846107
no brakes on the rape train, my dear
no breaks
>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/13(Wed)04:20 No.1846111
>>1846103
>she'll never cuddle with you as you watch multiplicity together
>she'll never moan obscenities with you in the telephones of your local wal mart
>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/13(Wed)04:21 No.1846112
>>1846111
what will she do
>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/13(Wed)04:27 No.1846117
>she'll never eat taco bell poo it up in your toilet and proceed to hold your hand
>she'll never get her tit-grease on you in the morning when the dirt accumulates from too much
cartooning
> feelsalfredman.jpg
>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/13(Wed)04:29 No.1846120
>>1846117
could you open a chat thing... if youre emily that is
>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/13(Wed)04:30 No.1846121
>you'll never eat some of her pistachios
>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/13(Wed)04:31 No.1846124
>>1846121
but i love pistachios :(
>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/13(Wed)04:33 No.1846127
>>1846103
>>1846111
>>1846117
>>1846121
i lold
>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/13(Wed)05:05 No.1846146
Just thought I'd point out that this is the longest thread I've seen on /f/ in the 4 years I've
been here.
Ya'll think about that.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/13(Wed)05:08 No.1846149
>>1846146
that cause alfred kicks ass
>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/13(Wed)05:11 No.1846150
>>1846146
the power of alfred our saviourr
>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/13(Wed)05:14 No.1846152
>>1846146
How did you miss the >2112 thread?
And the dagobah know your destiny one that ended up in 100+ replies?
>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/13(Wed)05:16 No.1846154
>>1846152
>2112
not everyone has a time machine
>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/13(Wed)05:17 No.1846156
>>1846154
>2113
>not having a time machine yet
haha, oh wow
>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/13(Wed)05:19 No.1846158
>>1846156
thats just mean and uncalled for :(
>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/13(Wed)05:20 No.1846160
>>1846158
thats just mean
>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/13(Wed)05:21 No.1846161
>>1846158
>2213
>not yet achieved perfect coexistence and utopia with all humans, knowing their true purpose and
feelings
haha, oh wow
>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/13(Wed)05:25 No.1846165
>>1846161
somehow we're not even talking about alfred or emily anymore
>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/13(Wed)05:29 No.1846168
>>1846165
>2313
>still discussing pointless culture
>not debating the true nature of the universe and what research shall be done next
haha, oh wow
>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/13(Wed)05:31 No.1846169
>>1846165
so whats your favourite emily/alfred cartoon?
mine is probably the "meet me by the lake" one and walmart siblings is the creepiest
my favourite alfred flash is playhouse part 1
>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/13(Wed)05:32 No.1846170
>>1846168
>2525
>if man is still alive
haha, oh wow
>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/13(Wed)05:35 No.1846173
>>1846169
definitly the playhouse series, rise of alfred is awesome too
did you watch eat my rotten meat? that one guy looked like screamerclauz
>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/13(Wed)05:38 No.1846176
>>1846173
i have seen it, thought it was cool and she clearly put a lot of effort in this one, i'm just not
into horrorcore rap
who is screamerclauz?
>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/13(Wed)05:41 No.1846180
>>1846176
he was the guy covered in blood with the paper bag on his head. he makes music... its speed or
breakcore.. something like that
>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/13(Wed)05:45 No.1846182
>>1846180
ahh cool
will google his stuff, the "meet me by the lake" flash also got me into tyler the creator
>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/13(Wed)05:53 No.1846185
>>1846182
not much into rap, but it was still pretty cool
>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/13(Wed)07:11 No.1846208
SMOKE WEED EVRYDAY
>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/13(Wed)07:14 No.1846210
>>1846208
nice bump my nigga
>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/13(Wed)07:20 No.1846212
>>1846210
this will stay for all eternity
>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/13(Wed)07:40 No.1846221
>>1846212
alfred's message needs to be heard so you must keep hustlin'
i'll help you bump this thing whenever i can
>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/13(Wed)07:42 No.1846222
>>1846221
ive gotta sleep soon, its almost 8..... am
>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/13(Wed)07:49 No.1846225
>2013
>You'll never watch a decent flash animation by her
>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/13(Wed)07:49 No.1846226
>>1846222
where are you from?
>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/13(Wed)07:53 No.1846227
>>1846225
>2013
>not worshiping alfred "christ" alfer
>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/13(Wed)07:53 No.1846228
>>1846226
pennsylvania
>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/13(Wed)07:55 No.1846229
>>1846225
suck my shit off my dick
>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/13(Wed)07:57 No.1846230
>>1846228
oh it's you
you truly are "crazy emily"
you're determination to spread the word of alfred and become the queen of /f/ is admirable
i'm from germany so i can take over for you bumpin this thread, good sleep and heil alfred
>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/13(Wed)08:00 No.1846233
>>1846230
im not emily.... shes from pennsylvania?
>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/13(Wed)08:03 No.1846236
>>1846233
yeah i think she is
>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/13(Wed)08:05 No.1846237
>>1846225
Gosh, i thought i was the only one who didn't find this good
>> [_] sage Anonymous 01/02/13(Wed)08:05 No.1846238
sage
>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/13(Wed)08:07 No.1846239
>>1846236
id love to meet her... well, goodnight
>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/13(Wed)08:24 No.1846246
bumping this glorious video
>> [_] sage Anonymous 01/02/13(Wed)08:26 No.1846247
saging this piece of shit
>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/13(Wed)08:34 No.1846249
>>1846247
whats the point of saging, you might as well not post
>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/13(Wed)08:35 No.1846251
>>1846249
the message dumbhead
sage
>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/13(Wed)08:46 No.1846260
>>1846251
but i love alfred
>> [_] sage sage 01/02/13(Wed)10:20 No.1846292
sage goes to all fields
