File: Hard to be.swf-(1.74 MB, 640x480, Game)
[_] Anonymous 09/10/14(Wed)01:19 No.2522153
Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anonymous 09/10/14(Wed)01:32 No.2522165
>>2522153
You mean you don't get rich making flash games and taking donations in obscure currencies? Who
would've thunk
>> [_] Anonymous 09/10/14(Wed)01:34 No.2522168
>>2522165
Dude I only need to afford to buy a potato to power my fleshlight, I aint asking much in life.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/10/14(Wed)01:35 No.2522170
Wow, this has to be, by far, the shittiest random level generation algorithm on the planet.
You're either inside a wall, the path is impossible with your collision box, or the level is
braindead easy.
And you expect people to donate money to you?
>> [_] Anonymous 09/10/14(Wed)01:37 No.2522172
>>2522170
Come on don't be that stingy dude, I just need some power to cover my needs and the potato for
food.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/10/14(Wed)01:40 No.2522175
Your sense of entitlement makes it hard for me to donate to you. Your way of taking donations
makes it impossible.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/10/14(Wed)01:41 No.2522176
>>2522172
Maybe you should try training yourself for a better, actually marketable skill and get a job
doing that rather than writing shitty flash games that a teenager could write better in an intro
course.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/10/14(Wed)01:43 No.2522177
>>2522176
Don't patronize me bro.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/10/14(Wed)01:45 No.2522181
>>2522175
Getting internet meme dollars is far from impossible.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/10/14(Wed)01:47 No.2522186
>>2522181
It's not literally impossible, it's just not something I'm going to put time towards.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/10/14(Wed)01:47 No.2522187
honestly as someone who does make games this is absolute shit. You clearly didn't bug test at
all, your level generation is broken as shit, and your animations are god awful. There's
absolutely no point in this game.
Word of advice, if you actually want to get into game design start with premade engines rather
than trying to do shit with action script because you clearly aren't ready. RPG maker is a good
starting point if you know absolutely nothing, or if you have experience with javascript or C#
try using unity. Gamemaker is also a good tool although I personally don't have a lot of
experience with it.
Honestly learn the basics of game design before even thinking of releasing something, even to
4chan. That was a complete waste of time and I have no words considering you actually have the
balls to ask people for money for this.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/10/14(Wed)01:48 No.2522189
>>2522186
Lazy bum.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/10/14(Wed)01:49 No.2522190
>>2522187
Fuck RPG maker, it's for noobs.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/10/14(Wed)01:50 No.2522192
>>2522190
you are a noob tho
>> [_] Anonymous 09/10/14(Wed)01:52 No.2522193
>>2522190
which you clearly are. Although its scripting system is really simple you can still make some
pretty good games with it. Not to mention you can learn a fuckton about game / level design with
it without needing to know how to write a single line of code. Its a simple but decently powerful
tool that can teach a lot. Only reason it gets so much hate is because every middleschooler ever
is releasing terrible shit using it and trying to demand money. Sad thing is that even the worst
RPGmaker games I've seen were better than this piece of shit.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/10/14(Wed)01:52 No.2522194
>>2522192
You can't be a noob when you have balls as gigantic as mine.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/10/14(Wed)02:01 No.2522202
So keep the doge rollin so I can make more shit, and thank you. :)
>> [_] Anonymous 09/10/14(Wed)02:15 No.2522209
I want to know the back story behind this game.
>Oh no, Jimbob, it looks like you've forgotten to drink any water for the past two weeks, hurry
and run to the water hole before you die! But watch out for all those golfers as you navigate
your stone-block maze front yard!
>> [_] Anonymous 09/10/14(Wed)02:18 No.2522211
>>2522209
that will be released later as dlc
>> [_] Anonymous 09/10/14(Wed)02:23 No.2522212
I get it! It's a metaphor for the hateful lack of diversity and equality in the game industry!
The randomly placed walls represent the arbitrary divides between gender, race, and class; the
golfers represent cisgendered heterosexual white males (they hit you with their "balls"), and
complaining about the "design" of the game reveals any unsatisfied player to be an entitled
manbaby shitlord!
Game of the Year! 11/10!
>> [_] Anonymous 09/10/14(Wed)02:29 No.2522216
http://imgur.com/RVP4RS9
fucking amazing OP
>> [_] Anonymous 09/10/14(Wed)02:42 No.2522224
>>2522212
You're retarded. It's obviously a satirical look at the roguelike genre and the increasing number
of shitty games to come out of it. The awful random level generator getting you stuck in scenery
and making impossible paths highlights the stupidity of creating a randomized experience over one
developed with love and care instead of algorithms.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/10/14(Wed)03:26 No.2522241
I will donate if you make level generation intuitive and bearable in the next 24 hours.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/10/14(Wed)04:06 No.2522263
>>2522177
are you trolling son, I work in the creative industry and yeah it's bullshit hard but the work is
driven by passion, when you're truly into the game you're making it's fun right? Well work isn't
meant to be fun, that's the trade off when working in the creative industry, now grit your teeth
and get gud
>> [_] Anonymous 09/10/14(Wed)04:12 No.2522267
Don't let the haters get to you. OP delivers an allegorical masterpiece. You are a man trying to
better your station in life (represented by the beginning house and the mill), but it's almost
impossible to succeed in every case. You find yourself walled in, knocked down by those of a
higher station (represented by the hateful golfers), or even unable to begin your journey.
Getting frustrated because you can't generate a beatable level? Imagine the frustration of those
the game represents, without a refresh button and simply stuck with their lot in life. I'd like
to believe the water of the mill represents purity, showing a growth of a spiritual nature. "The
Sorcerer's Apprentice" was a fantastic song choice, with it's well known Disney connotation
really driving the point of helplessness home. Overall 8/10
>> [_] Anonymous 09/10/14(Wed)04:13 No.2522268
I will beat your game.
I will discover your secret.
That much I promise.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/10/14(Wed)04:21 No.2522269
>>2522153
Still better than depression quest.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/10/14(Wed)04:33 No.2522272
Well this idiotic troll actually succeeded, not that trolling /f/ is anything to be proud of.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/10/14(Wed)04:48 No.2522276
14 lvl
thnx op
>> [_] Anonymous 09/10/14(Wed)05:13 No.2522283
>>2522263
yeah it sure is fun when your profession doesnt give you the money you need to survive
>> [_] Anonymous 09/10/14(Wed)05:23 No.2522289
I actually enjoyed this game a lot OP. If I was bothered to find my dogecoin wallet I would have
given you about 1000 of mine.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/10/14(Wed)07:04 No.2522335
So has anyone beat this?
>> [_] Anonymous 09/10/14(Wed)07:20 No.2522341
>>2522168
livin' the dream
>> [_] Anonymous 09/10/14(Wed)07:20 No.2522342
Well, it's shitty, but I had more fun than I did when playing Star Citizen, so there's that.
>> [_] meme 09/10/14(Wed)07:52 No.2522354
Top fucking lel
>> [_] Anonymous 09/10/14(Wed)07:53 No.2522355
Where the music is from?
>> [_] Anonymous 09/10/14(Wed)08:01 No.2522361
I know I am not the only person that sees this as an obvious joke
>> [_] Anonymous 09/10/14(Wed)08:05 No.2522363
>>2522209
Lost my shit.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/10/14(Wed)08:06 No.2522366
>>2522283
Pick a new profession you sack of dicks.
>> [_] Pencil 09/10/14(Wed)08:10 No.2522369
>>2522366
i concur
>> [_] Anonymous 09/10/14(Wed)08:15 No.2522374
>>2522153
Someone should donate you jesus.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/10/14(Wed)08:54 No.2522389
Sauce on music guys anyone ?
>> [_] Anonymous 09/10/14(Wed)08:57 No.2522392
>>2522389
darude - sandstorm
>> [_] Anonymous 09/10/14(Wed)08:58 No.2522394
>>2522392
No shit sherlock
>> [_] Anonymous 09/10/14(Wed)09:06 No.2522398
worst shit i have ever tried :D
