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>> [_] Anon 3012952 >># played for a solid 5 minutes. thanks OP
>> [_] Anon 3012966 >># Can anyone spoil the secret at the end? I played for a solid 20 mins a spawned inside a wall at level 15 gg no re.
>> [_] Anon 3012984 MOTHER FUCKER
>> [_] Anon 3013000 >># i spawned inside the wall at least 10 times before i gave up on level 3.
>> [_] Anon 3013003 The game designer just wants to make everyone else feel miserable because his life sucks and the only thing that gives him any satisfaction is sharing his frustration with others, his life is empty and devoid of meaning, but I will share a secret with you if you read my whole post, so what about it, do you want to play a game? [spoiler] no one who is capable of writing a run-on like that can be any good at coding [/lol iknowspoilersdontworkon/f/]
>> [_] Anon 3013014 I decompiled it and there's an ending message in the "Binary" section if you scroll down a bit (excuse me being a newb). You can read it if you're really curious, but imo it wasn't worth it. I would type it here but it's all scrunched up and painful to read.
>> [_] Anon 3013025 >># You think you're a noob, I dont even know how to decompile it
>> [_] Anon 3013097 The ending message is: "Soyoumadeittotheend?congratulationslad. .orerr...whatever,butmoreimportantly,thel ittlesecretIwassupposedtoshare,maybeitwas alittlelie,mejustbeingadickandwastingyour precioustime?Isyourtimepreciousatall?Like mostpeopleyouseemtogotroughlifejustwantin gtodestroythings,theapparenthappinessofot hersdisturbsyou,soyouwanttosnatchitfromth em,ifyoucan'thavewhatyoudesirethemost,why shouldthey,especiallyifyoudon'tunderstand theircrazypassions,eccentricmannerisms,yo uhavedugyourselfintoalittleholewhereyouhi de,withyourcrazyopinions,unacceptablequir ksthatsocietydeemsworthless,whilepromotin git'sownsetofworthlessandstrangenormsandv alues,ormaybenotallofthem,sinceitispartly setuptoservethegreedofthoseofbetterpedigr ee.Ateverystepofyourlifeyouaresupposedtog ivegiveupapartofyourselfforthegoodofother s,sometimesyougiveupapartofyourself that is essential to your happiness, all to the noble end of making you an easier customer to deal with, all the comfort food, drugs and such can only grant you a temporary alleviation to your troubles. Because you can't find your place where you can act the way that is natural to you, but instead allow youreself to die off slowly, because you have sold your life to society. There is still time, to find a place where you are not judged for who you are, you need to sieze the day and seek it, unless you wish to be a rapist or some other type of sadist, then you should be locked up in a dank hole to rot."

File: Hard to be.swf-(1.74 MB, 640x480, Game)
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>> [_] Anon 2523642 Why the fuck am I still playing this?
>> [_] Anon 2523644 Stop posting this fucking cancer. Your coding sucks. Flappy Bird probably took more time to create.
>> [_] Pencil 2523650 >># please go the fuck away we told you yesterday we didn't like your shit
>> [_] Anon 2523660 >># Wtf, you still here? Don't you have a life?
>> [_] Anon 2523701 >># I'm not him, but I don't. My lack of a life doesn't make your shit stink less.
>> [_] Anon 2523705 >># It's avant-garde game design you piece of shit.
>> [_] Anon 2523707 >># >avant-garde lol
>> [_] Anon 2523744 >># Your game sucks because of randomness and frustration. You are better off selling your kidneys to Bulgarian organ-traffickers.
>> [_] Anon 2523747 >># I already sold my heart, what more do you want from me.
>> [_] Anon 2523751 >># You're better off juggling with AIDS infected crack needles.
>> [_] Anon 2523759 >># Do you think I'm stupid enough to kill of my customers, you ugly shit, and don't you see that I'm trying to make money legally here?
>> [_] Anon 2523761 report for crudeness and western animation
>> [_] ✈✈ █ █ ONLY 90S KIDS WILL REMEMBER THIS 2523766 >># he's a game developer on the internet on an anime imageboard he does it for free he takes his "job" very seriously he does it because it is the only amount of power and control he will ever have in his pathetic life he insults people he doesn't like because whenever he gets upset he has an asthma attack he makes shitty games he doesn't like because they interfere with the large backlog of little girl chinese cartoons he still has to watch he will never have a real job he will never move out of his parent's house he will never be at a healthy weight he will never know how to cook anything besides a hot pocket he will never have a girlfriend he will never have any friends
>> [_] Anon 2523768 >># Fine, my next game will feature gay animation and soft language.
>> [_] Anon 2523769 >># Whoa shit, do I know you?

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>> [_] Anon 2522165 >># You mean you don't get rich making flash games and taking donations in obscure currencies? Who would've thunk
>> [_] Anon 2522168 >># Dude I only need to afford to buy a potato to power my fleshlight, I aint asking much in life.
>> [_] Anon 2522170 Wow, this has to be, by far, the shittiest random level generation algorithm on the planet. You're either inside a wall, the path is impossible with your collision box, or the level is braindead easy. And you expect people to donate money to you?
>> [_] Anon 2522172 >># Come on don't be that stingy dude, I just need some power to cover my needs and the potato for food.
>> [_] Anon 2522175 Your sense of entitlement makes it hard for me to donate to you. Your way of taking donations makes it impossible.
>> [_] Anon 2522176 >># Maybe you should try training yourself for a better, actually marketable skill and get a job doing that rather than writing shitty flash games that a teenager could write better in an intro course.
>> [_] Anon 2522177 >># Don't patronize me bro.
>> [_] Anon 2522181 >># Getting internet meme dollars is far from impossible.
>> [_] Anon 2522186 >># It's not literally impossible, it's just not something I'm going to put time towards.
>> [_] Anon 2522187 honestly as someone who does make games this is absolute shit. You clearly didn't bug test at all, your level generation is broken as shit, and your animations are god awful. There's absolutely no point in this game. Word of advice, if you actually want to get into game design start with premade engines rather than trying to do shit with action script because you clearly aren't ready. RPG maker is a good starting point if you know absolutely nothing, or if you have experience with javascript or C# try using unity. Gamemaker is also a good tool although I personally don't have a lot of experience with it. Honestly learn the basics of game design before even thinking of releasing something, even to 4chan. That was a complete waste of time and I have no words considering you actually have the balls to ask people for money for this.
>> [_] Anon 2522189 >># Lazy bum.
>> [_] Anon 2522190 >># Fuck RPG maker, it's for noobs.
>> [_] Anon 2522192 >># you are a noob tho
>> [_] Anon 2522193 >># which you clearly are. Although its scripting system is really simple you can still make some pretty good games with it. Not to mention you can learn a fuckton about game / level design with it without needing to know how to write a single line of code. Its a simple but decently powerful tool that can teach a lot. Only reason it gets so much hate is because every middleschooler ever is releasing terrible shit using it and trying to demand money. Sad thing is that even the worst RPGmaker games I've seen were better than this piece of shit.
>> [_] Anon 2522194 >># You can't be a noob when you have balls as gigantic as mine.
>> [_] Anon 2522202 So keep the doge rollin so I can make more shit, and thank you. :)
>> [_] Anon 2522209 I want to know the back story behind this game. >Oh no, Jimbob, it looks like you've forgotten to drink any water for the past two weeks, hurry and run to the water hole before you die! But watch out for all those golfers as you navigate your stone-block maze front yard!
>> [_] Anon 2522211 >># that will be released later as dlc
>> [_] Anon 2522212 I get it! It's a metaphor for the hateful lack of diversity and equality in the game industry! The randomly placed walls represent the arbitrary divides between gender, race, and class; the golfers represent cisgendered heterosexual white males (they hit you with their "balls"), and complaining about the "design" of the game reveals any unsatisfied player to be an entitled manbaby shitlord! Game of the Year! 11/10!
>> [_] Anon 2522216 http://imgur.com/RVP4RS9 fucking amazing OP
>> [_] Anon 2522224 >># You're retarded. It's obviously a satirical look at the roguelike genre and the increasing number of shitty games to come out of it. The awful random level generator getting you stuck in scenery and making impossible paths highlights the stupidity of creating a randomized experience over one developed with love and care instead of algorithms.
>> [_] Anon 2522241 I will donate if you make level generation intuitive and bearable in the next 24 hours.
>> [_] Anon 2522263 >># are you trolling son, I work in the creative industry and yeah it's bullshit hard but the work is driven by passion, when you're truly into the game you're making it's fun right? Well work isn't meant to be fun, that's the trade off when working in the creative industry, now grit your teeth and get gud
>> [_] Anon 2522267 Don't let the haters get to you. OP delivers an allegorical masterpiece. You are a man trying to better your station in life (represented by the beginning house and the mill), but it's almost impossible to succeed in every case. You find yourself walled in, knocked down by those of a higher station (represented by the hateful golfers), or even unable to begin your journey. Getting frustrated because you can't generate a beatable level? Imagine the frustration of those the game represents, without a refresh button and simply stuck with their lot in life. I'd like to believe the water of the mill represents purity, showing a growth of a spiritual nature. "The Sorcerer's Apprentice" was a fantastic song choice, with it's well known Disney connotation really driving the point of helplessness home. Overall 8/10
>> [_] Anon 2522268 I will beat your game. I will discover your secret. That much I promise.
>> [_] Anon 2522269 >># Still better than depression quest.
>> [_] Anon 2522272 Well this idiotic troll actually succeeded, not that trolling /f/ is anything to be proud of.
>> [_] Anon 2522276 14 lvl thnx op
>> [_] Anon 2522283 >># yeah it sure is fun when your profession doesnt give you the money you need to survive
>> [_] Anon 2522289 I actually enjoyed this game a lot OP. If I was bothered to find my dogecoin wallet I would have given you about 1000 of mine.
>> [_] Anon 2522335 So has anyone beat this?
>> [_] Anon 2522341 >># livin' the dream
>> [_] Anon 2522342 Well, it's shitty, but I had more fun than I did when playing Star Citizen, so there's that.
>> [_] meme 2522354 Top fucking lel
>> [_] Anon 2522355 Where the music is from?
>> [_] Anon 2522361 I know I am not the only person that sees this as an obvious joke
>> [_] Anon 2522363 >># Lost my shit.
>> [_] Anon 2522366 >># Pick a new profession you sack of dicks.
>> [_] Pencil 2522369 >># i concur
>> [_] Anon 2522374 >># Someone should donate you jesus.
>> [_] Anon 2522389 Sauce on music guys anyone ?
>> [_] Anon 2522392 >># darude - sandstorm
>> [_] Anon 2522394 >># No shit sherlock
>> [_] Anon 2522398 worst shit i have ever tried :D