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[_] fuck yeah Anon 1922347 sauce is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHgZi-UR Sh0&hd=1&t=07m02s Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1922362 Date Rape: The Game No wonder 4chan likes it so much.
>> [_] Anon 1922363 i swear japanese game devs have never seen a living female before.
>> [_] Anon 1922367 >># the difference between Japanese girls and western girls are day and night. Not to this extreme, but still, if a girl likes you in Japan, she makes sure you know it
>> [_] Anon 1922372 I shoot little girls for fun.
>> [_] Anon 1922384 not as good as that witch toucher game for the DS :/
>> [_] Anon 1922389 This makes me want to shoot up a girls school
>> [_] Anon 1922402 wtf is this shit
>> [_] Anon 1922421 moar!!!
>> [_] Anon 1922424 I knew Episode 3 couldn't be delayed forever.
>> [_] Anon 1922426 >># that makes me wish I lived in Japan
>> [_] Anon 1922428 >># I know that feel very well. I'd give anything to live there! Just imagine, it's valentines day, and GIRLS are the ones that approach guys they like, not the other way around, that is tradition. There is another day like a month later where guys does the same, kinda like a response to the girl, but just having that pressure taken off of being the one that must take the first step.
>> [_] Anon 1922435 >># okay so there's like a cupid girl doing that 'make people fall in love' shit but she left her heart crossbow thing on full auto and guns down this dude with a hundred bolts which makes every woman in a hundred year radius crave his dick like it were the chocolate flavored fountain of youth so she's all oh man i fucked up okay dude here's the deal there's a few girls who are 2 strong 4 ur dick or whatever have this gun that shoots orgasms so you can beat back the cannon fodder bitches and make the boss girls fall in love with you or else your dick is going to break in 24 hours and everyone will hate your guts for eternity
>> [_] Anon 1922440 >># seems accurate
>> [_] Anon 1922460 >># mostly right... If you let the other girls get you... he does get laid but the love effect wears off and they accuse you of rape and you go to pound me in the ass prison.
>> [_] Anon 1922479 >># Nigga. I studied abroad in Japan and had something going on with a Japanese girl before I met my Lithuanian Master Race Girlfriend who was also studying there. Japanese girls are just as insecure, if not more so, than western (American) girls. If anything, you have to be EVEN MORE forward with them because the Japanese language forms itself to politeness and maintaining the status quo and NOT CAUSING EMBARRASSMENT TO ANOTHER PERSON. So if a girl likes you there she probably won't tell you because she'd be afraid of the humiliation that she would face if you turned her down. The Japanese are gossipy bitches. They don't want that kind of "shame"
>> [_] Anon 1922480 >># Continued All that being said, being an American in Japan is awesome because the whole fucking country loves you. And if you're not afraid of the social stigma, which you shouldn't be, then approaching girls is very easy and successful because of 3 factors. 1) Self-confidence is attractive and it doesn't lend itself to the modern Japanese male 2) You're a foreigner. Japanese girls generally want to try something exotic. Don't we all. 3) You're not inherently part of Japanese society, so it minimizes the damage caused by a rejection since you're not a part of the same social group. And it's cool to date a foreigner.
>> [_] Anon 1922484 >># Will be checking this thread again over time. I've been to Japan for a year and Lithuania for a year to study abroad. I've slept with 1 Japanese, 1 Australian, 1 Lithuanian, and around 5 American girls. If you have any questions then drop 'em here.
>> [_] Anon 1922485 >># what about a black dude?
>> [_] Anon 1922489 10/10 Best FPS of all years
>> [_] Anon 1922491 >># Black people generally have a bad reputation, at least in Eastern Honshu. I'm not sure about the other places. It's because African blacks tend to get hired in Tokyo shops and they'll stand over people and intimidate them into buying things. I realize that may sound fucking retarded, but it's true. My best friend was from Tajikistan; he had a kind of mocha skin and he did really well. He was a heart throb because he had a pretty athletic body, he was funny, and he had great fashion sense. But he wasn't interested in Japanese girls so much. He ended up sleeping with this Polish girl a lot. But whenever he wasn't around and I was part of a private conversation with others they were always having the hots for him. So he pretty much had his run of the mill.
>> [_] Anon 1922494 >># That being said, there are niche groups that Japan has. There's a huge hiphop culture and if you were into that, as the stereotype would imply, then there would be plenty of friends you could make, both male and female. And now that I think about it, those shops I mentioned in my last post might only be geared more for tourists, not so much for the Japanese themselves. But it inherently affects them since many Japanese travel and act as tourists. They're like 10x as susceptible to being forced into something as a foreigner is due to the culture of saving face.
>> [_] Anon 1922499 >># Try it and post results. Sometimes we gotta blaze trails man.
>> [_] Anon 1922503 What The Actual FUCK? I soooo need this game.
>> [_] Anon 1922510 This is not an FPS. It's a rail shooter. Also, I hope the creators of this die from a massive, self-induced diabetic coma. With diarrhea.
>> [_] Anon 1922514 >># These rules just apply to big cities, because if you go just a bit to the countryside, you will find a lot of people who dislikes foreigners, I mean, they won't speak with you or answer any approach. This is something all guides will tell you if you wanna go around japan one day.
>> [_] Anon 1922516 >># i know you probably just jotted that down but that post just filled me with so much general confidence for no specific reason, thank you >># >># i'm as oreo as it comes so it'll probably go like how it usually does. people in the hiphop scene will be interested in me at first thinking i'm into it but it'll slowly turn to awkward weirdness. The steriotype tends to reach people before my personality does, so it's usually an invisible obstacle i have to get through. but it's kinda cool knowing that your friend did well by just being.
>> [_] Anon 1922520 >># Not necessarily true. I did a homestay in the rural part of Ishikawa in both the capital of Kanazawa ans well as in the most rural place ever and I went to the local Sauna. Carried on conversations with a bunch of Japanese dudes who were gathering around to see/speak to a foreigner. That being said, it was the only real rural area I interacted with locals at. The rest of the places it was in convenience stores or with my friends. So maybe I just found an exception. Who the fuck wants to go to a rural area anyways?
>> [_] Anon 1922524 >># Well. Look at the bright side. Even if you don't hit it off with the Japanese, you'll automatically be thrown into a social group with the other Americans and the Europeans. Geographic/Cultural cliques tended to form where I was. The Chinese grouped up. The Europeans/Americans/Australians and pro-western west-Asians tended to group up and just be happy together. You an undergrad in college? I know a few scholarships you could apply to.
>> [_] Anon 1922530 >># >># Sorry I went away for a bit. But I'd like to say first of all I'm not murrican but Scandinavian, but I'd not be surprised if I'm categorized as American while over there. Second of all, as a pasta tripping jelly desert there is one thing you're over looking here, I can relate to their shyness of rejection. Only in doing so is enough for a master of spaghetti to boost some form of confidence also as you mention as a foreigner it's more acceptable if case they reject since they don't have to see you on a daily basis All you'd have to watch out for is the gaijin hunters and find a qt3.14 that wants you, for you, odds may drop but I'd rather bet on that then western women at this point
>> [_] Anon 1922532 >># It is not everywhere, so you probably ended up in a nice place. They just tell you that because if you decide to take a tour at somewhere they don't like foreigners, you better know how to get back on your own. Oh, and there are even some places that they talk with strong accent or even use another dialect, and you may have problems asking for directions.
>> [_] Anon 1922540 >># Just remember that just because you're a foreigner doesn't guarantee you a waifu. You still need to try to get in shape, have decent hobbies, cultivate your social skills, and all that. Otherwise you're setting yourself up for failure. I'm not trying to sound harsh or anything, but if you want a cool girlfriend then you'll need to those things. Otherwise the probability of you running into a cool Japanese girl who likes to play games and all that are very low since those types of people tend not to be social and you won't get many opportunities to meet them, especially outside of classes. If you don't branch out and try new things then you'll spend the year locked in your room on your computer. And the beautiful thing is that once you go, assuming you don't go with anyone else who knows you, it's like a blank slate. You can be whoever you want to be. It nurtured a lot of self-growth in myself. And it was the best year of my life.
>> [_] Anon 1922542 >># And when are you going? Is the date set in stone yet?
>> [_] Anon 1922544 >># >># Haha. Yep. I know about the dialects. Some of my Japanese friends can't understand some of their peers due to the strong accents.
>> [_] Anon 1922552 >># >># Seconded
>> [_] Anon 1922553 >># I'm no out of shape neckbeard if that is what you're referring to, not a ripped brad pit either, just average in all aspects physically. The biggest nono omg and half "get out of my country" I can see is my full sleeve and the whole mentality of yakuza, but I also know they're trying to change that (even if some like Toru is active against it. But I really want to go to Japan and try a complete overhaul of myself, with no strings attached to possible negative feedback from social circles I can be better then now, as you pointed out! >># No, despite an urge to go you don't simply just go, it's expensive first of all, 2nd of all if you want to live there you need a visa, I doubt I can find a course beyond Japanese to take there which is at best 1 and half I believe ..
>> [_] Anon 1922562 >># Are you an undergraduate in college? What level of schooling do you have?
>> [_] Anon 1922570 >># Since I pointed out I'm from Scandinavia, we have a different school system, but if I translate it into American one I believe I've done 1st year of college so if I were to continue school I'd start from 2nd year so to speak. I know several from my country that went to American colleges after school here and been allowed to skip right to 2nd year due to our last year here is similar to 1st year of college in terms of classes.
>> [_] Anon 1922578 >># I see. Well. You should talk with your international studies department at your school. And inquire about the JASSO scholarship. It gives you a nice stipend that you can live off of. You'd still have to pay for your ticket and your tuition, but as long as you weren't a complete retard you would be financially OK :) Also, if you went to somewhere that wasn't in a huge city, but was within travel distance (I was in Tsukuba City; 1 hour by train from Tokyo) then you'll have super cheap prices and a small town so you can get a bike. Won't have to deal with all that subway shit. Check it out man. I actually brought enough money back with me from that scholarship to pay for another semester of my college.
>> [_] Anon 1922584 First off: >FPS Second, this would seem a lot better if the autist playing it was actually able to fucking aim.
>> [_] Anon 1922616 >># hnnnng, you have no idea how much I want to go there already. I'm looking into it when I can to find a passage to go there. I have money saved up for ticket and stuff, I just need to find that way there and I'm out of here
>> [_] Anon 1922617 is that a dolores o'riordan song?

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[_] shoot pheromones give girls orgasms Anon 1872322 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHgZi-UR Sh0&hd=1&t=07m00s Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1872382 Finally, a game that won't be responsible for mass shootings.
>> [_] Anon 1872385 >Tried playing it at first.
>> [_] Anon 1872436 >># Maybe one. Shit like this makes me want to shoot myself.
>> [_] Anon 1872443 >># just rape
>> [_] Anon 1872450 And this is why people give awkward stares to moefags during their rare trip into the outdoors
>> [_] Raguspan 1872454 >># Rare? You shittin' me? The job I've had for the past six or seven months has me going miles around my neighborhood by bike. It can be pretty neat. Anyway, this is a hell of a joke-game. Thanks for sharing, OP!
>> [_] Anon 1872501 >># you're a newspaper boy?
>> [_] Anon 1872558 The person demoing this is pissing me off with how shitty their aim is.
>> [_] Anon 1872565 >># He's on a console, go easy on him
>> [_] Anon 1872595 He didn't even use his special. That lets you go to a mini-game where you get to click on the girls breasts face or thighs, and the more ecstasy shots you use, the longer you get to touch her.
>> [_] Anon 1872598 Why is this a game!?!? Seriously the fuck!

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[_] shoot pheromones give girls orgasms Anon 1866350 sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHgZi-UR Sh0&hd=1&t=7m02s for 360 and PS3. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1866352 wtf
>> [_] Anon 1866353 >># Cupid fucked up and shot him with all her arrows at once. So he's irresistible to women for 24 hours. You choose which girl to chase at his high school. If he doesn't land one of those 4 girls in 24 h then he'll be alone forever when the arrows wear off.
>> [_] Anon 1866356 oh and you can use Y to fire off a smart bomb... you have to give the targeted girl an orgasm then she sets off a chain reaction giving every other girl on screen an orgasm... You also get to shoot female teachers who can take more shots than students.
>> [_] Anon 1866369 someone needs to start an all-nude kickstarter for this.
>> [_] Anon 1866375 I WILL MAKE THEM LOVE ME
>> [_] Anon 1866393 o most got a heart attack.
>> [_] Anon 1866409 Weak. Missed the shy girls hiding behind the tree.
>> [_] Anon 1866426 Most realistic school shooter game.
>> [_] Anon 1866432 >mfw no 360 no scope what casuals
>> [_] Anon 1866442 >># Seconded
>> [_] Anon 1866446 ...rats. It's about a guy.
>> [_] Anon 1866463 >mfw tfw getting shot >mfw /f/ won't let me show face
>> [_] Anon 1866495 >># it is for 360
>> [_] Anon 1866499 >># see >># Read the damn description.
>> [_] Anon 1866504 >># >># both of you are retarded
>> [_] Anon 1866509 >># for 360 and PS3
>> [_] Anon 1866512 >># >xXx420_72o_n0sk0p3_024xXx[L337]
>> [_] Anon 1866519 Still not as good as typing of the dead
>> [_] Anon 1866520 >># they should combine the two games
>> [_] Anon 1866594 >># Actually, you're trying to stop all of them from expressing their love for you, because if they do, they'll completely freak out tomorrow when your irresistibility wears off and they realize they publicly confessed their love to the ugliest nerd in the whole school. If too many of them do this, they'll try to escape the embarrassment the most logical way middle school girls can think of, by making up a story that you raped them (somehow), getting you arrested and thrown in juvie. You can't beat them off either (if they end up with black eyes, shit will REALLY hit the fan), so the only option is to head off their confessions of love before they manage to make them, by using your 24-hour superpower to make them orgasm into a faint before they reach you and deliver something they'll regret tomorrow, and make you regret the rest of your life.
>> [_] Anon 1866600 this is a few bullets away from school shoot out the game
>> [_] Anon 1866633 This is completely horrible and wrong on the most fundamental leveli