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[_] >># f4r !HanakoDlmg 1902421 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1902464 God this is hilarious
>> [_] Anon 1902467 blasphemy..but i lold
>> [_] Anon 1902483 man he's a asshole but hes pretty fun
>> [_] Anon 1902498 >"I'm mysterious." my sides
>> [_] Anon 1902539 Sauce????
>> [_] Anon 1902566 Bretty good.
>> [_] Anon 1902574 jim jefferies
>> [_] Anon 1902609 This just keeps going don't it
>> [_] Anon 1902623 I ain't afraid of dying, I hate life. I never enjoyed one minute of it. >Then kill yourself

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[_] irt My Faith.swf f4r !HanakoDlmg 1875906 Made this after seeing My Faith.swf. I feel much better now. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1875915 So do I.
>> [_] Anon 1875919 I always love the guy that judges faith so adamantly because he happens to have a copy of "A brief history of space and time" on his shelf (never been read, but it is on his shelf). He's read the bible (or at least the cliff notes) but when it comes to his own proclamation that science shows us the way, he disregards quantum physics, and thermodynamics, as never an explanation. Praise be the man who chooses to proclaim all religion is false, and only science shows the way, because they can find a contradictory part of any religion, and thus proclaim all is wrong, rather that parts are wrong.
>> [_] f4r !HanakoDlmg 1875930 >># I think you're failing to understand the basic concept of science. It goes something like this: Scientist 1: I wonder how this works? I'll develop a theory. Scientist 2: Nice theory, but I did some research, and it doesn't agree with your theory. Here's what I found and my theory. Scientist 3: Nice research, but your methodology was slightly flawed; here's the results of my experimentation. Scientist 1: Looks like my theory was wrong. Thanks for the data guys, here's my updated version. >blah blah blah and so on Whereas with jeebus it's: Preacher: This is the holy word of God! We must not question it! Science is wrong! You want proof? Just have faith.
>> [_] Anon 1875937 Captain Jack Sparrow?
>> [_] Anon 1875945 >># they're teaching the big bang THEORY as fact in school.
>> [_] Anon 1875947 >># It's the closest thing to the truth that we have
>> [_] f4r !HanakoDlmg 1875951 >># You know gravity is also a THEORY right? As for what's taught in schools... sorry for the rage that this will cause, but http://goo.gl/Ms4xg
>> [_] f4r !HanakoDlmg 1875952 >># Excerpt from the link: >ACE made headlines last year for a science textbook that cites the existence of the Loch Ness monster as evidence against evolution.
>> [_] Anon 1875953 >># Yeah, science has never worked like that. Here is how science really works 1. Develop theory. 2. Obtain grant money for said theory (or pay for it yourself, which is never realistic). 3. After obtaining funding, start performing your research. 4. Add 3 peoples name to research who never helped you, but promise that they will add you to their research / and or sleep with you. 5. Note that your research is developing data that goes against the lucrative science community, and the people that fund your research. -continued-
>> [_] Anon 1875956 -from continued- 6. Renew your methodology because you don't want to face the fact you are societys bitch with 300k debt (just so you could get doctor next to your name) and that you will get blacklisted from the community if you continue with your project. 7. Publish your work, you had to "help" the data along, and maybe you where less than astute on your variables interfering, but you can submit a paper that will be accepted, and you will be paid for it, even if its wrong. (Alternative: submit original data, be told you are wrong or you did it wrong, have everyone turn against you, have the science community use obscure data to "disprove" your current data, and science "superstars" call your work the lowest form of crap, and have them insult your mother.) -continued again-
>> [_] Anon 1875957 >># -from continued again- 8. Congratulations, you have joined the science community, and added to the community that demands nobody questions them. They will pretend that science is the only alternative, and you are to just have faith that they have the right answer, which is completely unlike religion. Oh yeah, and you and the people will be long gone when they disprove you after you profited on it. Again, absolutely nothing like religion.
>> [_] Anon 1875965 You're such an angsty crybaby.
>> [_] Anon 1875966 >># >># >># 7/10 almost.
>> [_] Anon 1875969 source?
>> [_] Anon 1876014 >># you're to kind, i would have given a 4/10
>> [_] Anon 1876017 >># "I believe that cunts who have been granted power over a certain topic represent the ideals of everyone who has an interest in that topic." - You
>> [_] Anon 1876084 >># the comedian's name is jim jefferies.
>> [_] Anon 1876159 ITT: Fuel for the fire of Hell
>> [_] Anon 1876189 I actually thought about that whole "Hell would be cool" thing he went into. I then found out that the devil doesn't run hell after the rapture or whatever.