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[_] Anonymous 12/13/14(Sat)13:08 No.2628587
Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anonymous 12/13/14(Sat)13:21 No.2628593
>>2628587
Oh man I love this bullshit. Remember that dumbass on Tumblr that raised money to get
"deactivated" then frozen? More retards need to fall for this shit and get off our planet.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/13/14(Sat)13:36 No.2628605
>>2628593
we're all gonna die someday anyway. might as well give this a shot rather than face certain
permanent oblivion 6 feet under or be incinerated.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/13/14(Sat)13:38 No.2628613
>>2628605
Sure, but at the same time there are people that actively kill themselves to be "put under"
early. That and can you imagine the burden of someone who's been dead for a few hundred years
suddenly snapping back to life with no money, family, home and without a name that matters? Is it
really worth the longevity for a miserable existence post-morten?
>> [_] Anonymous 12/13/14(Sat)13:43 No.2628617
pretty cool
>> [_] Anonymous 12/13/14(Sat)13:45 No.2628619
>>2628613
The part about people actively killing themselves to take part of it, I completely agree. This
should only be used in the event of catastrophic trauma, natural death, incurable illness, etc.
Yes, it's an incredibly uncertainty. When you wake up the country might not even be the same
country anymore. Wars may have happened. Society may have become an absolute dystopia. In terms
of social rehabilitation, that is the only major downside to it. Everyone you've ever known will
be dead, your skill sets may be irrelevant, or possibly highly valued, by that time. It will
really be like time-travel where you're thrown into a world you know nothing about.
However, I'm willing to take that risk and uncertainty. I would much prefer a miserable existence
compared to none at all. If the absolute worst came to past, you could always just kill yourself
again. You've been dead once already, what's another time?
>> [_] Anonymous 12/13/14(Sat)13:45 No.2628620
>>2628613
I'm pretty sure that if you're one of very few men that are unfrozen 200 years later the
government is willing to take care of you.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/13/14(Sat)13:47 No.2628621
The hope of waking up without a kidney, with cured cancer and a world without niggers is thriving
once more.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/13/14(Sat)13:49 No.2628622
>>2628621
Or by then all the niggers would have savagely overpopulated the earth and white people will be
an incredibly rare commodity.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/13/14(Sat)13:49 No.2628623
It's better to ride a leaky lifeboat than to let yourself drown.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/13/14(Sat)13:50 No.2628624
>>2628620
Well thats the thing. If this technology does arise, where medical nanomachinery can cost
efficiently rebuild your cell's cytoskeleton that ruptures upon freezing, I doubt there won't be
a lot of people freezing themselves from all over and different time periods. I doubt whatever
government we have then will assist any more then the one we have now in that case. You'd be a
refugee.
http://xkcd.com/989/
>>2628619
>>2628623
Well said.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/13/14(Sat)13:52 No.2628627
>>2628622
If that happens I'll die not knowing. Niggers are too dumb to unfreeze something different than
chicken nuggets.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/13/14(Sat)13:53 No.2628630
>>2628627
Shit I spat out my drink laughing
>> [_] Anonymous 12/13/14(Sat)14:00 No.2628636
>>2628630
that made you laugh? are you 12?
>> [_] Anonymous 12/13/14(Sat)14:01 No.2628637
>>2628636
It's funny because it's true.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/13/14(Sat)14:05 No.2628641
>>2628627
>nigger finds frozen humans
>create giant microwave to unfreeze bodies
>too dumb to put safety locks and timers
>kill themselves by opening doors with it still working
if enough of us freeze ourselves we might just be enough to wipe out humanity in case of
niggerpocalypse.
otherwise, we'll just find the 4chan equivalent and come back to /f/ to watch cats, nasheed, and
boy next door flashes
>> [_] Anonymous 12/13/14(Sat)14:09 No.2628643
>>2628641
We should build something like ISS, just that it'd carry out frozen masterrace members. Never
heard of a nigger flying a plane and especially never heard of a nigger flying a spaceship, then
docking it on orbit.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/13/14(Sat)14:09 No.2628644
>>2628624
xkcd is shit though. Are you new to it so you haven't realized it yet?
>> [_] Anonymous 12/13/14(Sat)14:10 No.2628645
>>2628627
>>2628641
shieeet
>> [_] Anonymous 12/13/14(Sat)14:11 No.2628646
>>2628644
I'm a long time follower, just thought it was relevant.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/13/14(Sat)14:23 No.2628654
Protip, this will be a common medical procedure soon.
http://www.newscientist.com/article/mg22129623.000-gunshot-victims-to-be-suspended-b
etween-life-and-death.html
it has already been tested at random with fair success, but this is now full on official
recordkeeping out the ass, next level shit.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/13/14(Sat)14:24 No.2628657
>>2628637
> It's funny because it's true
what a predictable edgemaster response. do you wear jnco and cut yourself too?
>> [_] Anonymous 12/13/14(Sat)14:25 No.2628658
Is that what you guys are worried about? Rehabilitation and shit like that?
What about your brain during all this time? What if you can feel all that time passing? And you
feel cold too.
Maybe there is a scientific answer to that, but it's still pretty terrifying.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/13/14(Sat)14:31 No.2628663
>>2628658
Right now everyone who's being frozen are already dead.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/13/14(Sat)14:32 No.2628664
>>2628654
But at the same time this isn't long term. The subjects of this test extend their suspended state
from 2 minutes to 2 hours. This is merely slowing down the clock, dramatically, but not the same
as cryogenic freezing, which aims to stop it.
>>2628658
Will give you an infinity to philosophize, so have fun with that.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/13/14(Sat)14:36 No.2628666
>>2628663
what do you mean? Isn't the point to come back?
>>2628664
>Will give you an infinity to philosophize, so have fun with that.
Yeah, but you feel cold too.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/13/14(Sat)14:39 No.2628668
>>2628658
> what if you can still feel time passing
You can't. Trust me, my heart has stopped before. You can't remember anything that your brain
doesn't have the oxygen to process.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/13/14(Sat)14:41 No.2628669
>>2628657
you seem...upset. mad, perhaps.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/13/14(Sat)15:02 No.2628680
>>2628669
Just disappointed that people like you haven't killed yourselves yet.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/13/14(Sat)15:11 No.2628686
>>2628680
don't cut yourself on that edge bro
>> [_] Anonymous 12/13/14(Sat)15:13 No.2628688
>>2628613
>no money, family, home, and without a name that matters?
been there, done that
>> [_] Anonymous 12/13/14(Sat)15:52 No.2628704
>>2628666
Nice trips. Are you Satan?
>> [_] Anonymous 12/13/14(Sat)16:05 No.2628710
Or you can leave your mortal existence and live on in eternity with our lord and savior, Jesus
Christ
>> [_] Anonymous 12/13/14(Sat)16:11 No.2628714
>>2628710
faggot
>> [_] Anonymous 12/13/14(Sat)16:19 No.2628719
>>2628710
amen brother
>> [_] Anonymous 12/13/14(Sat)16:22 No.2628721
>not freezing yourself so you can wake up in a time where you can become a little grill
>> [_] Anonymous 12/13/14(Sat)16:33 No.2628726
>>2628721
In that time there won't be little grills, but adult human jump clones.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/13/14(Sat)16:36 No.2628729
>The theory of cryonics is just that; a theory
NO FUCK YOU
I hate it when people misuse the word theory
>> [_] Anonymous 12/13/14(Sat)16:40 No.2628732
>Yfw they live inside their thoughts, wishing that they could die but being unable to do so.
REVELATIONS
>> [_] Anonymous 12/13/14(Sat)16:44 No.2628735
>>2628729
this
"Theory" is not synonymous with "hunch" or "guess."
>> [_] Anonymous 12/13/14(Sat)16:46 No.2628736
>>2628735
Not in science at least
