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[_] [I] [H] [A] [D] Anonymous 10/23/14(Thu)17:21 No.2573548
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>> [_] Anonymous 10/23/14(Thu)17:24 No.2573549
Ouch
>> [_] Anonymous 10/23/14(Thu)17:26 No.2573550
ISIS has access to cat technology? It's over!
>> [_] Anonymous 10/23/14(Thu)17:26 No.2573552
ive seen beheadings and shit but this has to be the most cringe inducing shit ive seen in a while.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/23/14(Thu)17:33 No.2573557
s/o to team gamerfood
>> [_] Anonymous 10/23/14(Thu)17:41 No.2573563
Bitch, it's just a little cut near the eye. Suck it up you attention whore.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/23/14(Thu)17:45 No.2573567
>>2573563
I know I sound white as fuck but any sort of deep cut from a cat can cause infection insanely
easy.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/23/14(Thu)17:46 No.2573568
Dumb bitch deserved it. Should have known that fucking with an irritated cat will piss it off.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/23/14(Thu)17:48 No.2573570
it's the fucken hit marker that gets me
>> [_] Anonymous 10/23/14(Thu)17:51 No.2573573
>>2573567
Bitch I ripped up two of my fingers to the bone on a U-formed metal bar on construction site some
weeks ago. Washed it with water, slapped some electrical tape on it, took it off after two days
because the smell became nasty, put some alcohol on it and boosh. Everythings fine. gg no re
>> [_] Anonymous 10/23/14(Thu)17:58 No.2573577
>>2573573
cats stand in a box of sand that they shit in
>> [_] Anonymous 10/23/14(Thu)18:04 No.2573578
>>2573577
So? Cats are not some fucked up zombie being and you are not made from sugar. You don't get
hundreds of terminal diseases the instant it scratches you. Get a cut, wash it.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/23/14(Thu)18:08 No.2573586
>>2573578
Not the other guy, but Cat-Scratch-Fever ain't about pussy. It's a real thing.
That being said, that cat is overweight as fuck. It's no wonder it's irritable.
Also it's hard to tell in the vid, but did it just hook her eyelid or did it get into her eyeball?
>> [_] Anonymous 10/23/14(Thu)18:11 No.2573591
>>2573573
>>2573578
So which are you more bitter about brah?
Your shit job, the fact you rekt yourself at said shit job, or the fact more people care about
this whining bitch on twitch and her knicked eyelid than they do about your grievious wound?
>> [_] Anonymous 10/23/14(Thu)18:11 No.2573592
>>2573563
She would have lost an eye if it weren't for contacts.
And before anyone talks shit, there's nothing wrong with picking up a cat. Losing an eye this way
has got to be one of the worst conceivable things that could happen to a person.
>> [_] John Moses Browning 10/23/14(Thu)18:14 No.2573595
Kaffir bitch gets owned
>> [_] Anonymous 10/23/14(Thu)18:16 No.2573597
>>2573586
>eyeball
Eyeballs don't bleed.
>>2573591
>bitter
Man, you can't possibly comprehend how much of a fuck I don't give over peoples worries over my
"wound".
>>2573592
>Losing an eye this way has got to be one of the worst conceivable things
Just say you played with a tiger or something.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/23/14(Thu)18:18 No.2573598
oh shit thats gota hurt fuck i feel bad for her
>> [_] Anonymous 10/23/14(Thu)18:21 No.2573603
>>2573598
I want to feel bad for her with my penis
>> [_] Anonymous 10/23/14(Thu)18:23 No.2573604
>>2573597
>eyeballs dont' bleed
Are you really this fucking retarded?
Because eyeballs totally dont' have a fuckton of blood vessels and veins feeding them oxygen.
What the fuck do you think makes them red you dumb cunt.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/23/14(Thu)18:24 No.2573606
>>2573604
Cut open an eyeball back in school. No blood.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/23/14(Thu)18:25 No.2573607
She didn't deserve it, fuck that cat. I was surprised that she didn't punch the thing the second
she stood up. It's what I would have done.
My cat scratched me in face once. I smacked it in the head so hard that it flew across the room.
The animal needs to learn the immediate and severe repercussions of acting aggressively towards a
human.
Hasn't scratched me since. Even when I deserve it.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/23/14(Thu)18:26 No.2573608
>>2573606
cause cutting open a pickled cow eye is the same as cutting a human eye, have you ever had a red
eye? hate to tell you this but that was blood
>> [_] Anonymous 10/23/14(Thu)18:26 No.2573610
>>2573606
...An eyeball that obviously had no bloodflow to it. Crikey mate, you're a true blood fuckwit.
Maybe you should take a night off from dumbfuckery once in awhile.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/23/14(Thu)18:28 No.2573612
>>2573597
>Just say you played with a tiger or something
You know that eyeballs don't heal right? Once it's gone it's gone forever. Ripping up fingers to
the bone is piddle in comparison, just like you said yourself. Just put electric tape over the
wound and you'll be fine.
It doesn't matter how much it hurts or bleeds at all. Don't you dumb cunts understand that loss
of sight is the problem here? There are no prosthetic eyes, and you'd have to deal with it until
you're dead. I'd rather be killed than go blind.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/23/14(Thu)18:31 No.2573616
>>2573607
Sociopath pls go and kill yourself
>> [_] Anonymous 10/23/14(Thu)18:32 No.2573617
>>2573608
>have you ever had a red eye?
No.
>>2573610
>Maybe you should take a night off from dumbfuckery
Hey,at least I'm not drinking cognac today.
>>2573612
>I'd rather be killed than go blind.
Really man? There is still cool shit you could put in there. Doesn't bring your sight back though.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnjAnvIjCUk
>> [_] Anonymous 10/23/14(Thu)18:33 No.2573619
>>2573597
You talk about your 'wound' with a sense of pride that's palpable, even over your terse diction.
What you're doing, I think, is confusing nonchalant bravado with irresponsibility.
It's one thing to 'play through the pain', and to not let pain hinder you... but to forgo
adequate first aid? Childish. You should have taken the extra 10 minutes to flush the cut of
debris, apply antiseptic and THEN cover it. I think your ball-sack can take the machismic expense
brought by 10 minutes of responsible work site first aid.
This is coming from a fellow construction worker.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/23/14(Thu)18:39 No.2573627
>>2573619
>You should have taken the extra 10 minutes to flush the cut of debris, apply antiseptic
No shit, I flushed it out but there was no alcohol or anything like that nearby. Also I'm not
saying that it was a smart move to get hurt or trying to act all high and mighty or whatever.
People just need to chill out when they get hurt. That's the only point I'm trying to make here.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/23/14(Thu)18:47 No.2573633
>>2573627
Keep some in your truck.
I always keep a few necessaries in a chest behind the seat.
-Change of clothes
-First aid kid
-Pistol
-Toilet Paper
-100 dollars in cash
-Extension cord
-Maglight
-Jumper Cables
Every item on the list has earned it's place there.
Being a construction worker is fun. Like fucking adventure every day.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/23/14(Thu)18:58 No.2573639
>>2573606
>>2573597
>eyeballs don't bleed
My sides.
You made my night.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/23/14(Thu)19:07 No.2573645
Takbir! Rejoice my friends!
Allahu Akbar!
>> [_] Anonymous 10/23/14(Thu)19:14 No.2573648
I'm laughting so hard right now
>> [_] Anonymous 10/23/14(Thu)19:18 No.2573653
>>2573606
Phlebotomist here. Things tend to bleed less WHEN THEY DON'T HAVE A PULSE.
lrn2biology
>> [_] Anonymous 10/23/14(Thu)19:28 No.2573658
>>2573633
>pistol
all else agreed but why the fuck do you need a fucking piece?
you build shit motherfucker
ur not magnum fucking pi
>> [_] Anonymous 10/23/14(Thu)19:44 No.2573667
OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD EW OW EW OW EWWWW FUCK YOU OP WHY DID I WAIT FOR HER TO SHOW IT TO THE
CAMERA ;~;
>> [_] Anonymous 10/23/14(Thu)19:48 No.2573670
RULES OF NATURE
>> [_] Anonymous 10/23/14(Thu)19:52 No.2573673
>>2573658
>complaining about someone exercising their second amendment right
Get the fuck out commie
>> [_] Anonymous 10/23/14(Thu)19:55 No.2573676
>cat clearly not in a cuddly mood
>pushes face into face of cat
>cat doesn't like it
>keeps doing it
That's why you educate yourself before you get an animal instead of just going "IMMA GET ANIMAL
CUZ THEY SO CUTEZ"
And if you are still gonna get an animal without learning much about it you can at least use some
common sense. Do you usually have your face 1 inch away from other peoples faces out of the blue?
Do cats, or any animal for that matter, have faces 1 inch from eachother without shit going down?
She's fucking retarded.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/23/14(Thu)19:57 No.2573677
>>2573676
This
>> [_] Anonymous 10/23/14(Thu)20:02 No.2573683
>>2573673
>right
That's not how you spell privilege, moron.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/23/14(Thu)20:03 No.2573685
>>2573606
this can't be a serious post.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/23/14(Thu)20:04 No.2573688
Youtube sauce?
>> [_] Anonymous 10/23/14(Thu)20:04 No.2573689
>>2573683
Please head back to your communist shithole, thanks.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/23/14(Thu)20:09 No.2573690
>>2573617
Nigga you a troll
>> [_] Anonymous 10/23/14(Thu)20:19 No.2573698
>>2573676
to be fair, most of us get retarded around ridiculously cute, fluffy things, it's instinct
But yeah cats do NOT like things going in their faces, their prey-sensing hairs get triggered and
they become deathtraps, on reflex.
neck and sides of the face only
>> [_] Anonymous 10/23/14(Thu)20:25 No.2573701
>>2573683
>privilege
Europoor commie detected
>> [_] Anonymous 10/23/14(Thu)20:39 No.2573715
>>2573597
>Eyeballs don't bleed
My right eye bled once. Didn't hurt too much and looked pretty fuckin' metal, but it definitely
bled.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/23/14(Thu)20:40 No.2573716
>>2573667
back to reddit
>> [_] Anonymous 10/23/14(Thu)20:40 No.2573717
>>2573633
You are awesome m8
These kind of jobs get shit on a lot, even when you guys literally built the country. You've got
my respect.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/23/14(Thu)20:45 No.2573720
thats a reason why you need to declaw domestic animals, you feed them they dont need their claws
to hunt (that shit was overweight)
>> [_] Anonymous 10/23/14(Thu)20:55 No.2573729
cat'd
>> [_] Anonymous 10/23/14(Thu)21:00 No.2573736
>>2573573
Daw, did little baby cut his finger at his "job"? Now he whines about it on an internet forum to
feel self-satisfaction and worth. I don't even know why I take time out of my day to say this.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/23/14(Thu)21:05 No.2573740
>>2573720
>Not having them keep their claws so they can use it to pry the cat treats out of your fingers
well you wave it around it's their faces.
>Wanting your cat to be casual.
What the fuck man?
>> [_] Anonymous 10/23/14(Thu)21:05 No.2573742
... Why is this even a conversation in here, take it to /b/ you narcissistic nerds
>> [_] Anonymous 10/23/14(Thu)21:07 No.2573744
>>2573720
We don't hunt either but we don't denail ourselves
>> [_] Anonymous 10/23/14(Thu)21:10 No.2573745
>>2573744
>what is clipping your nails
not that i would expect a dirty basement dwelling fedora connoisseur to know anything
>> [_] Anonymous 10/23/14(Thu)21:12 No.2573747
>>2573745
But people clip cats' claws just fine. So again, why don't we denail humans?
>> [_] Anonymous 10/23/14(Thu)21:16 No.2573753
>>2573747
instead of denailing humans we use laws to stop people from hurting other people. We denail cats
because they are animals and cant complain about it and they most definitely don't follow laws.
Not too mention no one could be bothered to give a shit
