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File: nashidcat.swf-(5.49 MB, 426x240, Loop) [_] Anon 2956589 Marked for deletion (old). >> [_] Anon 2956620 Anyone got the source of the song playing? >> [_] Anon 2956678 Did she died? >> [_] Anon 2956688 >># song sauce >> [_] Anon 2956698 >># >># https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8GDLy9K 2Fk >> [_] Anon 2956709 >># this is why you never look cats in the face. >> [_] Hurr durr 2956746 Get rekt >> [_] Anon 2956747 >># Almost
File: nashidcat.swf-(5.49 MB, 426x240, Other) [_] Anon 2824700 Marked for deletion (old). >> [_] Anon 2824707 >># Well that's what happens when you piss your cat off. Dumb Bitch. No means no. >> [_] Anon 2824722 >># Oi, that seems very nasty and bloody. >> [_] Anon 2824769 that part of the face bleeds heavily, ussually means cuts around the face heal a lot faster but it can be alarming for those not used to bleeding on the face, especially around the eyes. In her case it looks like the cat cut right through the lower eyelid, gotta fucking hurt. Protip, don't piss your cat off and then put your face right in front of it. looks like her eye itself though is fine, just the lower lid needs to see the ER and an eye doctor. Still though, top kek >> [_] Anon 2824807 this is why cats are shit. A dog would love to cuddle with you anytime. >> [_] Anon 2824819 >># no this is what happens when shit owners dont respect their animals, dogs are capable of the same shit. >> [_] Anon 2824820 Cat is not to blame , she lifted her face ! >> [_] Anon 2824822 topkek dumb bitch >kitty come kitty come here >yes like that >ohshit.jpg >pretty face fuck'd up >nicemakeup.jpg >hospital? nah. Selfie time! >selfie finished? k panic. >> [_] Anon 2824824 >># >own pitbul >go outside to feed him >always runs up to me wagging his tail >give him leftover steak and other meats because hes well behaved cats dont do this shit >> [_] Anon 2824825 >cries >salty.jpg fuck >> [_] Anon 2824828 >># My cat does that shit. She'll be out in my neighbors yard and I'll step out and be like "Hey cat, want food?" And she'll run right into the house. She's also a total baller, within the first week of getting her she beat up all of the other cats and asserted her dominance. >> [_] Anon 2824829 >># and yet i can sit here and whistle to call my cat and he comes running in less then a minute, hops in my lap, and flops over so i can rub his belly. yep, cats dont do shit. train a cat right and they can be just as great as a dog can. also my can is also trained to never take from a plate that i have not fed him with. >> [_] Anon 2824836 And yet instead of calling emergency or getting some sort of help or something to stop from bleeding all over the fucking place, she balls her eyes out crying "what do I do? a bloo bloo bloo I is so scared DX" Dumb fucking bitch. >> [_] Anon 2824843 I'd ram my cock right up that cat's asshole >> [_] Anon 2824845 >># No you wouldn't >> [_] Anon 2824852 >># Then it'd slice my nutsack and I would show everyone ON STREAM. I'd leave nothing but the nuts hangin out in more ways than one. >> [_] Anon 2824855 nice b8 lmfao >> [_] Anon 2824861 >># Nah, i don't believe you.
File: nashidcat.swf-(5.49 MB, 426x240, Loop) [_] allahu akbar Anon 2815050 Marked for deletion (old). >> [_] Anon 2815054 >># fuck that shit opie >> [_] Anon 2815057 oh my god this girl is so lame, she can probably still see with both of her eyes, it's just frickin blood. It will heal. >> [_] Anon 2815068 I've had this happen to me before, definitely not painful as it looks, I'm pretty sure she started crying because she was scared. Did it catch her actual eye? I think it just caught her eyelid. My cat did this to my eyelid when I surprised her when she was sleeping. hah, fuck, I had a black eye for a couple days but and it was funny telling people my cat gave me a black eye. >> [_] qtip 2815078 the cat did it for allah >> [_] Anon 2815111 that's what you get for forcing a nervous cat >> [_] Anon 2815201 I want to rape her while she's crying like this, and I want the cat to watch.. >> [_] Anon 2815242 >># Glorious. Simply wonderful. This is the best thing I have seen all day. >> [_] Anon 2815274 >># I'd be more worried about potential infection. Cats are fucking nasty.
File: nashidcat.swf-(5.49 MB, 426x240, Other) [_] Anon 2716203 ALLAHU AKBAR !!! >> [_] Anon 2716208 >># jesus, info on this? who is she even? >> [_] Anon 2716218 >># cat put knives INTO her eue ball to make my mom bleed. my mom is her. >> [_] Anon 2716232 Maybe pissing off a cat and then sticking your face right in front of it isn't the best idea. >> [_] Anon 2716274 looks like 4chan raid >> [_] Anon 2716280 >># This guy, he gets it >> [_] Anon 2716293 Praise be to ALLAH Allah hu Akbar! KEEP IT CLASSY N FAITHFUL THO. >> [_] Anon 2716331 >># Awww. I felt bad for her :'( >> [_] Anon 2716338 That was deserved >> [_] Anon 2716340 >># >piss off cat by picking it up >continue to piss it off >cat gets mad because you stick your face in it's face >get scratched She' an idiot and I hope she learns her lesson about annoying animals and then sticking her face in theirs. Also, it only fucking cut her eyelid so she's completely overreacting, it's like getting a cut on any other part of your skin. >> [_] Anon 2716356 Cats fucking suck. >> [_] Anon 2716403 >># I don't know if you're aware of this, but cats are fucking filthy. Bites and scratches from cats can quickly become septic, she'll need the cut irrigated, and likely given antibiotics, if her eyelid becomes infected... Looks like someone's having Chinese for dinner. I'd take that cat out back like Old Yeller. >> [_] Anon 2716443 >># Cats are dependent on their owners for food. Unless she was actually physically abusing it or had previously physically abused it, there is no reason the cat should lash at an alpha member of the household. If it's doing this simply because it's annoyed, it's acting feral and therefor should be treated as such. >> [_] Anon 2716466 >># With almost no exception, cats are not pack animals and do not conform to alpha group theory and there's even some debate as to which is more domesticated: the cats or their owners. By all accounts, household cats have not changed in all of recorded history and are not significantly from their ancestors fossils (indicating domestication has not played a significant role in their evolution).
File: nashidcat.swf-(5.49 MB, 426x240, Other) [_] ISIS cat strikes back Anon 2709248 got shrekt >> [_] Anon 2709253 I heard she had the cat put down after that event. >> [_] Anon 2709263 this is why dogs>cats. cats hasn't been domesticated as long as dogs. they go tiger more often. she's lucky it didn't get her retina, as it doesn't look like it did from the video. >> [_] Anon 2709269 >># >I heard she had the cat put down after that event. did you expect her to do anything different? when an animal attacks its owner it's even more of a threat to others around it >> [_] Anon 2709277 >># thank you, my friends and i laughed hard at this >> [_] Anon 2709279 >># More like she's a moron (similar to yourself) and doesn't know how to properly care for or handle an animal or recognize when it's pissed. >> [_] Anon 2709286 >># so what happened after this. Does she still have her eye. Is the cat killed. I hope its ded. and hopefully she stops playing call of duty or w/e that crappy game is >> [_] Anon 2709296 >># Yes, she got his eye and I think the cat is still with her, you can google her: "sarakateee". >> [_] Anon 2709368 daaaaaaaaamn
File: nashidcat.swf-(5.49 MB, 426x240, Other) [_] allahu akbar! Anon 2707230 >> [_] Anon 2707263 >># Man fuck that cat. >> [_] Anon 2707266 Why was her first instinct when hurt to show it to the camera instead of seeking medical attention? >> [_] Anon 2707268 >># she was using it as a mirror you idiot >> [_] Anon 2707288 >># Isis-1 Twitchfags-0 >> [_] Anon 2707289 Who is she? >> [_] Anon 2707313 >># This is why you dont let animals up to facelevel. Pets can still be dangerous and she deserved that. Cats are moody sons of bitches, never trust them. >> [_] Anon 2707317 Is she okay? >> [_] mmmmmm 2707319 this is the most disturbing i have seen in months >> [_] Anon 2707323 >># Yes, it happened about a year ago. >> [_] Anon 2707330 did she died?
File: nashidcat.swf-(5.49 MB, 426x240, Loop) [_] allahu akbar! Anon 2700130 Marked for deletion (old). >> [_] Anon 2700136 God-damn that made my eyes water. >> [_] Anon 2700172 so allah is a cat, nice >> [_] Anon 2700175 I've seen some shit on the internet, but this vid still makes me cringe every time >> [_] Anon 2700185 fuck this cat and fuck this girl "simple" >> [_] Anon 2700191 >># Seen it before, thought it was fake...guess not >> [_] Anon 2700231 >># Did she died? >> [_] Anon 2700248 attention whore deserve divine punishment >> [_] Anon 2700287 >># mohammed mom deserve punishment >> [_] Anon 2700317 >cant scartched my eye >whattamigonnadoguys? >ill just sit here and read your comments >> [_] Anon 2700331 Bitch pissed off the cat. Bitch got what she deserved. Don't act like cats are evil, if you did this to a dog, it would definitely bite your ass.
File: nashidcat.swf-(5.49 MB, 426x240, Anime) [_] [L] [L] [A] [H] manija 2651845 >> [_] Anon 2651896 >># >what do i do guyz? stand in-front of the camera and cry about it doing nothing it help yourself. That's what you should do. And to think that we let them drive... >> [_] Anon 2651918 GET YO ASS TO THE DAMN HOSPITAL. >> [_] Anon 2651933 >># dear god i would have loved to have watched all the white nights in her chat rage with maximum impotence. just the thought of all those losers wanting to help but being confronted with their own uselessness is quite overwhelming. >> [_] Anon 2651962 HAHAHA bitch you got what you deserved for fuckin with your cat u dumb twitch-streaming whore maybe now you're a bit uglier u wont be so popular and you will do something with your sorry bitch ass life >> [_] Anon 2651985 >># I had these fake nurd gurls that whore out on Twitch >> [_] Anon 2651989 TRULY ALLAH IS AS PURE IN HIS JUSTICE AS HE IS WISE PRAISE ALLAH
File: nashidcat.swf-(5.49 MB, 426x240, Porn) [_] Anon 2635166 Marked for deletion (old). >> [_] Anon 2635172 dam, that looks like it hurt >> [_] Anon 2635185 >># >guaranteedreplies.swf >> [_] Anon 2635190 GOTIS will do that to you. >> [_] Anon 2635192 Christ. I'd have fucking wrung that cat's neck, sheeeeit. >> [_] Anon 2635193 lol just a scratch. It will be annoying but it'll heal. Not that big of a deal. >> [_] Anon 2635196 >>>2635193 Dank Rhymes Anon >> [_] Anon 2635201 everytiem >> [_] Anon 2635210 >># Felt kinda bad until this, I lol'd to hard >> [_] Anon 2635264 >># Pretty sure she lost the eye, from infection. >> [_] Anon 2635272 Poor girl....damn >> [_] Anon 2635276 Keep this in mind. If this happened to a guy, and he started crying, nobody would be nearly as sympathetic. >> [_] Anon 2635288 >># Someone's mad they were born a man. >> [_] harmless loli 2635313 there's somewhere a post where she said she was K after all, anyways GUARANTEED REPLIES
File: nashidcat.swf-(5.49 MB, 426x240, Other) [_] Anon 2601381 >> [_] Anon 2601385 omg lol, does anyone have original video? >> [_] Anon 2601387 >># http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4rvouqyV Uk here you go faglord >> [_] Anon 2601389 oh my freaknnging god, why did you post that shit oh god pity her there ain't anything funny with this you faggot you jknow wahet die in hell freaking nigger not hella bait >> [_] Anon 2601395 >># What a fucking retarded slut, why the fuck isn't she going the the hospital instead of asking for advice on her stream? and that faggot cat, goddamit i hate cats so much i pray for the chance of kickin those little shitballs. >> [_] Anon 2601398 >># maybe she doesn't have the insurance >us >> [_] Anon 2601408 >># i'm sorry for her, that must have hurt >> [_] Anon 2601412 >># TAKBIIIIRRR >> [_] Anon 2601425 >># >and that faggot cat, goddamit i hate cats so much i pray for the chance of kickin those little shitballs. this so much. can't see why the internet is obsessed with fucking cold hearted cynical fucks like cats >> [_] Anon 2601429 >># because not everyone shares your view on the world where everything is rainbows and sunshines *tips fedora* >> [_] Anon 2601436 I actually feel sorry for her. Yet more evidence that cats are the most autistic fucking pets you could have. >> [_] Anon 2601451 Always this same Nashid flash. Post some different ones sometimes. >> [_] Anon 2601452 >># I'd probably do the same if I was that cat. She's hella annoying. >> [_] Anon 2601483 lol stupid twitch bitches. this should happen to all attentionwhores >> [_] Anon 2601501 fuck cats, worse meme >> [_] Anon 2601502 >># /this /thread /sage /inappropriate usage of backslash /actually forwardslash
File: nashidcat.swf-(5.49 MB, 426x240, Loop) [_] Alluh! Anon 2597192 Marked for deletion (old). >> [_] Anon 2597195 this makes me laugh >> [_] Anon 2597211 Oh god. I wonder what happened to her. >> [_] Anon 2597221 Just looked it up myself. Her eye is fine, since she was wearing contacts at the time. >> [_] Anon 2597257 sauce on music? >> [_] Anon 2597282 >># darude - sandstorm >> [_] Anon 2597296 >># Darude - Snakbar* similar chorus >> [_] Anon 2597348 >Gamer guurl almost getting blind from fatcat Allahu Akbar! our fatcats' claws are guided by god! >> [_] Anon 2597355 sauce on that song? some sick beats there >> [_] Anon 2597357 >># original video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfnxIiW1 7JI&list=UU-22N1Z1YR7NEy5JfCk68-A
File: nashidcat.swf-(5.49 MB, 426x240, Loop) [_] Alláh-u-Ajmal!! Anon 2589692 Marked for deletion (old). >> [_] Anon 2589718 Her injured eye is going to be okay according to this post: http://puu.sh/cFQbm/66e33e0dc7.png >> [_] Anon 2589770 the cod hitmarker when he attacks is so kek >> [_] Anon 2589776 >># I hope she does something similar soon >> [_] Anon 2589778 dunked >> [_] Anon 2589800 nashid goes with everything even 9/11 >> [_] Anon 2589831 >># Thanking for prayers, what a christbitch. If G got it all planned out, then prayer doesn't affect anything, check mate Christians. >> [_] Anon 2589850 Cats are fucking cunts. >> [_] Anon 2589853 >># >He thinks that men acting in the favor of their fellow man isn't a part of God's plan. What is free agency? >> [_] Anon 2589858 >># I don't even believe in god, but jesus fuck that's the worst argument I've ever heard >> [_] Anon 2589874 >># She already healed.
File: nashidcat.swf-(5.49 MB, 426x240, Loop) [_] myackbar! Anon 2585967 >> [_] Anon 2585976 >># gruesome, painful looking shit right there >> [_] Anon 2585999 song? >> [_] Anon 2586001 >># Why do people fuck with animals when they clearly don't want to be played with. >> [_] Anon 2586010 first thing you do is take the cat and a shot gun blow the fucker head right off >> [_] Anon 2586018 >># cats are the worst >> [_] Anon 2586020 get a screwdriver and take out the cats eye. replace with damaged human eye. pee on the cat. submerge the cat in water and bleach.. mainly bleach. make sure cat is still alive. torture has only just begun. continue.. >> [_] Anon 2586021 >># >># All this edge >> [_] Anon 2586023 >># Go back to e621 >> [_] Anon 2586028 Bitch deserved it >> [_] Anon 2586054 HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! MORE GORE PLEASE!!! This video satisfies my daily bloodlust... Oh god I think I just orgasmed. >> [_] Anon 2586058 what the fuck >> [_] Anon 2586140 what is the name of video from which it came ? >> [_] Anon 2586144 nevermind, I found it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtNR0wQo k-4 >> [_] Anon 2586154 >># cry more it stops the beleeding and makes the wound heal faster
File: nashidcat.swf-(5.49 MB, 426x240, Loop) [_] Ahlu akhbar! Anon 2584738 Marked for deletion (old). >> [_] Anon 2584748 and this is why you raise your cat from the get go and make sure that you keep the claws trimmed ROUNDED... not just clipped i have never had a cat i raised from a baby treat me this way. >> [_] Anon 2584752 >># fucking shit that is one big motherfucking cat. >> [_] Anon 2584755 >># My friend raised a cat from the time it was a baby and it never once pulled that kind of shit. To this day it was the only cat I've ever met that wasn't a completely unstable temperamental asshole. The only time this cat would claw you is if you didn't pet it enough. Even then, she would just put her paws on your arms/thighs and flex her claws to get your attention until you rubbed her belly. >> [_] Anon 2584784 >># oh jesus christ im crying >> [_] Anon 2584787 >># don't slash your eye on that edge kid I'm sorry I couldn't resist >> [_] Anon 2584792 >Cat doesn't want any of it >keeps bothering cat anyway What a dumb bitch >> [_] Anon 2584794 >dat hit marker Okay i loled. >> [_] Anon 2584852 >># yeah. >cats tail was in full fuck-off mode >bitch was asking for it >> [_] Anon 2584853 >># That's what happens when you feed it with cheesecake. >> [_] Anon 2584867 >guys eyes don't bleed I dissected a cow eye and it didn't bleed for shit haha >> [_] Anon 2584871 This is why cats are shit. Hermit crabs are the pet of choice for the sophisticated, discerning gentleman. >> [_] Miyako 2584874 >># Yamato pls. >> [_] Anon 2584878 >># Fuck, I remember that shit. That was priceless. >> [_] Anon 2584881 >cod hit indicator allahu akbar allahu akbar ALLAHU AKBAR >> [_] Anon 2584893 >># >># well, considering she basically forced the cat to come to her she had it coming. >> [_] Anon 2584898 i would have shoved the cat down fuck everyone that wouldnt have done the same >> [_] Anon 2584907 is she the one who got an infection from a similar cat scratch to the eye and has to deal with gradually going blind? >> [_] Anon 2584924 >># I had a hermit crab when I was 7. It pinched my hand for a good 20 minutes and didn't let go, and left a permanent dark/damaged spot on the side of my index finger. >> [_] Anon 2584929 Animals evil. Never let your guard down, let alone have them at home. >> [_] Anon 2584933 To keep animals safe, you have to treat them like people (the other animals) and constantly put them in a cycle of strong ostracism, punishment, sadism, mixed with small rewards of attention and acceptance. Basically every day you remind the animal who's boss. >> [_] Anon 2584935 >># Cept dogs. Dogs are people too.
File: nashidcat.swf-(5.49 MB, 426x240, Hentai) [_] Anon 2583289 Marked for deletion (old). >> [_] Anon 2583299 fuckin lol >> [_] Anon 2583300 This is why I hate cats. >> [_] Anon 2583306 >># Anyone that thinks a cat "loves" them is delirious. You're only a means to an end to cats, nothing more. People always argue: "I know there's bad cats but MY cat is a friendly cat!" But cats can't be friendly. There are only well-behaving and misbehaving cats. >> [_] Anon 2583307 >># pretty fucked up world view, bro. why don't you believe that about humans too? my cat sits on my lap and purrs, my friends smile at me and say hello. both of them you can chalk up to self-interest, or you can be a little less cynical and assume that they experience affection and happiness like you. >> [_] Anon 2583318 >># So admitting that cat's don't give a fuck about their owners means I have a cynical world view? I love my dog and my dog loves me back. The difference is that my dog would defend me with his life and would never leave my side whereas cats only use people for their affection. It purrs because it is pleased, not because it loves you. If cats were people they would be sociopaths. Try owning a dog and you will see the difference. >> [_] Anon 2583326 >># Dogs will walk across the country to find their owners again, a cat wont walk across the neighborhood if someone else puts food outside their door >> [_] Anon 2583327 >># I own both, and you're wrong. The bond isn't the same, but it's still there. >> [_] Anon 2583328 >># this, dogs are GOAT, cats are shit >> [_] Anon 2583331 >># Cats have no capacity for guilt over their actions, they seem to think everything they do is perfectly reasonable. BUT, they do show genuine affection for their owners. I remember my cat being worried sick when I had a really bad flu, constantly meowing at my door, cuddling me, following me around like I'd drop dead at any moment, etc. Also, this bitch didn't take her cats warning signs seriously. It was obviously pissed that she moved it, and then the dumb cunt tried to kiss it. Most cats don't like a humans face in theirs. Then she cries in front of a camera for a solid minute, asking for help from strangers on the internet. Goddamn cunt. /rant >> [_] Anon 2583333 >># i grew up with both cats and dogs. if you're willing to admit a dog's affection is legitimate, then your stance on cats is really confusing. can a child love its mother without being willing to "defend [her] with his life and never leave [her] side"? or are all children sociopaths too? my cat kills birds in my backyard and brings them to me. i don't reward this behavior, but my cat persists. seems to me like he is trying to help out someone he cares about. >> [_] Anon 2583337 >># Cats just show their love differently. Mostly in squirrel heads and dead birds. >> [_] Anon 2583340 Of course the fucking cat is going to scratch you, you just picked it up and put it somewhere it doesn't want to be, then got in it's face. Cats are amazing pets when their owners aren't being assholes to them for no goddamn reason. >> [_] Anon 2583342 a cat only kills and brings birds/rats to you because they believe you are a bad hunter >> [_] Anon 2583345 >># lol, ok bro. your dog only licks you cause it thinks you're unclean and can't stand the smell. believe whatever you want, am done caring. >> [_] Anon 2583346 >># And why would a cat bring food to someone that is a bad hunter, and not let them starve? LOVE NIGGA, DATS LOVE! >> [_] Anon 2583351 http://i.imgur.com/5DJNj0U.gif Not all cats are cunts you fucking retards >> [_] Anon 2583357 >># The cat literally did more to protect the kid than the fucking mom even, stupid bitch >> [_] Anon 2583363 >get eye injury >first reaction is to show it off on camera >> [_] Anon 2583367 Something similar happened to me once. (Not in the eye tho) My reflexes punched my cat pretty hard but as soon as I saw what that bitch did to me I literally grabbed her, punched her in the stomach twice then threw the fucker out of the window. Didn't see her ever since, probably just died after an hour or so. I regret nothing, never mess up with human beings. >> [_] Anon 2583368 >># You sound like the kind of person who totally deserves shit like that from your reaction >> [_] Anon 2583373 >># She should have just said "I'm sorry" I would have forgiven her >> [_] Anon 2583375 >># >Putting animals anywhere near your sensory organs at any time Yeah, because animals are known for their situational awareness and forethought right? >> [_] Anon 2583380 >># >get eye injury >use webcam as mirror to see injury to eye you're dumb >> [_] Anon 2583381 shoulda declawed it >> [_] Anon 2583388 >># Fuck you're a dumb cunt. >has never used a webcam before >> [_] Anon 2583390 >># >she should say I'm sorry >after I punched her and throw her out the window the she later died Nah, you are a cunt. You deserve it. >> [_] Anon 2583401 My son was killed by a dog. Cats may not be the most loving pets, but dogs are capable of far greater evil >> [_] Anon 2583403 >># Technically it's trying to take care of you. You know, since it thinks that you can't take care of yourself. I own both cat and a dog and their affection is different. It's true that cats don't really feel guilt, while dogs feel guilty for what ever they do when you don't smile at them. Hell, feline affection is subtle, while dogs' is as straightforward as it can get. >> [_] Anon 2583404 >># Right? Once I had a cat on my chest and it moved closer and pawed towards my eyes. I never let a pet get anywhere near my face since then >> [_] Anon 2583406 >># >My son was killed by a dog. maybe if you weren't a shit parent >> [_] Anon 2583407 dogs>cats dogs still have potential to harm you like this though, but the reward outweighs the risk. with cats you get a shit pet and also that risk >> [_] Anon 2583415 >># The sad part is, that this could also mean, that a cat is a bit more intelligent. >> [_] Anon 2583417 >># >underrated post >> [_] Anon 2583418 >># Another >underrated post >> [_] Anon 2583420 >># >cats tail was in full fuck-off mode. bitch doesnt know cat language, literally asked for it >> [_] Anon 2583423 >># I love cats, they'r so tasty. >> [_] Anon 2583441 >># That's fucking retarded an untrue. My cats watch me eat so they know I have food. They've watched me catch pests and I've caught them when they've been bad/tried to run outside at night. I'm not a bad hunter, they know that. Cats are just assholes who like to torture animals and think dead shit makes for good gifts. Cats are jerks but they keep mouse/bird populations down and that's fine by me. >> [_] Anon 2583443 >># this >> [_] Anon 2583444 >># Technically, cats are smarter. Cats have more nervous cells in their brain than dogs. >> [_] Anon 2583449 >># Most animals don't like other faces in theirs it can be seen as very threatening >> [_] Anon 2583453 I thought it would stop, but it just kept going. >> [_] Anon 2583458 >># >full fuck off mode is that a thing? i mean it was a stupid idea sticking her face in front of the fucking thing, but what if it's just a fluffy cat? >> [_] Anon 2583459 >># Cats are just assholes. Dogs will detect and defend you from aliens as per Dark Skies. Cats just don't give a fuck if an alien is around to fuck up your family >> [_] Anon 2583460 >># does anybody know the sauce for this music pls? >> [_] Anon 2583461 >># depends on the dog, my neighbours would shit itself and hide like a bitch >> [_] Anon 2583462 >># A cat still won't sleep with you. Damn white knights, white knighting everything. >> [_] Anon 2583463 >># somebody must know about sauce, >> [_] Anon 2583464 >># Shit like parenting detected. >> [_] Anon 2583465 >># But Huple's cat sure loves sleeping on faces. >> [_] Anon 2583466 Fuck you stupid dog lovers. Dogs are basically mindless, filthy, slobbering children. Only they never grow up. Cats are like cute, fluffy roommates. They can handle their own affairs and as long as the food bowl is filled they keep mostly to themselves. Enough to not feel alone, and not being overwhelmed by a useless, dependent creature. >muh companionship Eat shit. If you died right now, your dog would eventually eat you; >> [_] Anon 2583469 >># >implying I wouldn't eat my dog if it died right now >> [_] Anon 2583470 >># come verga pendejo >> [_] Anon 2583471 Someone know about a girl? is she ok now? >> [_] Anon 2583472 >># My cat sleeps in my bed with me more often than not. >> [_] Anon 2583473 >># Animals get hungry. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article- 2391223/Janet-Veal-56-gnawed-eaten-CATS-k itchen-floor-died.html >> [_] Anon 2583474 >># >A cat still won't sleep with you whatever you say m8 >> [_] Anon 2583476 NIGGGGER NIGGGGER >> [_] Anon 2583488 >># "What am I do guuuuies?!" *better check my phone for some messages quick* Take something to wipe up the blood.... >> [_] Anon 2583491 Cats >>Not affectionate They tend to only come aroudn when they want something. >>FILTHY "But they clean themselves.." cat saliva is among some the most infectious. If you want to bathe your cat, just forget it. >>Stupid You can't train it. Dogs >>Overly affectionate They may be a bit sometimes, but at least you know its genuine >>Pretty fucking dirty They get into EVERYTHING (including the trash) and washing may be difficult >>Intelligent All the aforementioned issues can be trained out with a little time and patience. In conclusion. My green-cheeked conure wins. He's a cuddle monster, he bathes with only the cleanest water, he has the mental capacity of a small human child. Get birds people. >> [_] Anon 2583493 Birds=Best You get the right bird and you will be the happiest person on this planet. Cleaning up after a bird is a total bitch but you realize it is worth it when your bird loves you back. The shit they do is the best. For example my cockatoo Spunky will hop out of his cage and waddle up to my desk just so he can give me kisses for hours and hours on end. >> [_] Anon 2583502 >># >dailymail.co.uk kill yourself >> [_] Anon 2583508 >># funny how people make rash judgements without knowing the situation nor story first. sorry for your loss who ever you are. >> [_] Anon 2583510 cats, dogs, who cares. they are all different and will react differently. both cats and dogs have a chance to lick your face just as they have a chance to bite or scratch you. know your pet and the limit of it's "temper". pets get annoyed to. >> [_] Anon 2583513 >># you know that is what im thinking about to. people are really caught up in "dogs are better" "no cats are better" "she was just dumb" to take 5 seconds to be human beans. i guess i can forgive them. there probably teens. >> [_] Anon 2583514 >># >dat bait >> [_] Anon 2583516 >># my mother put our cat out near a little embankment near a little road. took it 3 months to find us again >> [_] Anon 2583521 >># that >> [_] Anon 2583522 >># Hi Barf! I'll take a Cat Buger ta go! >> [_] Anon 2583528 >># >The underage in this thread >The samefag in this thread This is why I don't come to /f/ anymore >> [_] Anon 2583536 >># if a cat brings you a dead animal, that means it thinks you are a failure as a cat and it pities you. >> [_] Anon 2583539 >># >not being the alpha cat in your pack do not ever tolerate an animal abusing a human. ever.
File: nashidcat.swf-(5.49 MB, 426x240, Loop) [_] Takbir!! Anon 2577569 Marked for deletion (old). >> [_] Anon 2577571 >># go fucking wash that shit >> [_] Anon 2577575 shit son, cats are dicks >> [_] Anon 2577578 Fucking women playing games, that cat did good setting her straight. Never again will she be out of the kitchen. >> [_] Anon 2577627 >oh fuck, my cat clawed me in the eye, better ask the people who are watching my stream wtf should i do and cry about it like a little bitch >> [_] Anon 2577629 BASED A S E D >> [_] Anon 2577685 TAKBIR also youtube source pls >> [_] Anon 2577686 >looking a cat straight in the eyes >being this clueless >> [_] Anon 2577689 Just noticed the hit indicator thing when she gets scratched. Nice touch. >> [_] Anon 2577695 >># What are you 12? Go back to /b/ idiot. >> [_] Anon 2577722 Did she died? >> [_] Anon 2577730 >im just going to put my face next to a cat who is scared >> [_] Anon 2577736 when the chair falls the lyrics of the nasheed repeat (referring to the cat) soldier of allah some 5 times >> [_] Anon 2577743 I can't even see the cat fucking do anything. It looks like it isn't doing shit when she flinches. >> [_] Anon 2577744 >># it's almost like cats are fast or something. >> [_] Anon 2577746 She was apparently wearing contacts. That shit saved her from losing her sight. >> [_] Anon 2577747 >># Yeah I did some research too, but only to find out if she decided to be a shitlord and have the cat put down for it. >> [_] Anon 2577748 >># lel, keep WK'ing you fucking queer, vlogger got what she deserved for being a dumbass >> [_] Anon 2577749 >># >killing an animal for being an animal what a disgusting whore >> [_] Anon 2577750 >># You know she probably treats it like shit, especially after that. She's not going to put it down or anything like that, her viewership would tank. >> [_] Anon 2577755 >># she does treat it like shit, she practically had to drag the thing over to her. >> [_] Anon 2577763 >># >Hey folks Kate's back with a stylish new eyepatch >and my adorable cat >and if 2,000 of you don't watch Pirate Kate's new Black Ops 2 stream >the cat gets it >> [_] Anon 2577765 first time i felt bad for her, but now i'm laughing at her so hard. thats what you get. >> [_] Anon 2577785 >># Cat was agitated, but she was too much of a moron to notice and got punished for it. My dad did the same thing and got his nose torn up. >> [_] Anon 2577786 >># my first thought, but instead she shows it to the camera then gets on her phone >># this made my morning >> [_] Anon 2577791 >># any sauce on the music? >> [_] Anon 2577796 >># kek >> [_] Anon 2577808 >># I would too >have cats for 1 yr with the girlfriend >fuckers destroy my leather furniture after i spent money on a cat tree/toys >bastards try to claw my face on regular >pretend that winter to go to work one day and wait for the g/f to go to her job. >go back inside and grab the shitlords and shove them into the freezer >watch t.v. while the snow falls outside >half hour before the g/f gets back fro work i take the frozen cats and throw them into the snow outside >girlfriend still thinks to this day that she let them out and that's how they died. I hate pets. >> [_] Anon 2577811 >># learn to read before you judge someone
File: nashidcat.swf-(5.49 MB, 426x240, Japanese) [_] [I] [H] [A] [D] Anon 2573548 Marked for deletion (old). >> [_] Anon 2573549 Ouch >> [_] Anon 2573550 ISIS has access to cat technology? It's over! >> [_] Anon 2573552 ive seen beheadings and shit but this has to be the most cringe inducing shit ive seen in a while. >> [_] Anon 2573557 s/o to team gamerfood >> [_] Anon 2573563 Bitch, it's just a little cut near the eye. Suck it up you attention whore. >> [_] Anon 2573567 >># I know I sound white as fuck but any sort of deep cut from a cat can cause infection insanely easy. >> [_] Anon 2573568 Dumb bitch deserved it. Should have known that fucking with an irritated cat will piss it off. >> [_] Anon 2573570 it's the fucken hit marker that gets me >> [_] Anon 2573573 >># Bitch I ripped up two of my fingers to the bone on a U-formed metal bar on construction site some weeks ago. Washed it with water, slapped some electrical tape on it, took it off after two days because the smell became nasty, put some alcohol on it and boosh. Everythings fine. gg no re >> [_] Anon 2573577 >># cats stand in a box of sand that they shit in >> [_] Anon 2573578 >># So? Cats are not some fucked up zombie being and you are not made from sugar. You don't get hundreds of terminal diseases the instant it scratches you. Get a cut, wash it. >> [_] Anon 2573586 >># Not the other guy, but Cat-Scratch-Fever ain't about pussy. It's a real thing. That being said, that cat is overweight as fuck. It's no wonder it's irritable. Also it's hard to tell in the vid, but did it just hook her eyelid or did it get into her eyeball? >> [_] Anon 2573591 >># >># So which are you more bitter about brah? Your shit job, the fact you rekt yourself at said shit job, or the fact more people care about this whining bitch on twitch and her knicked eyelid than they do about your grievious wound? >> [_] Anon 2573592 >># She would have lost an eye if it weren't for contacts. And before anyone talks shit, there's nothing wrong with picking up a cat. Losing an eye this way has got to be one of the worst conceivable things that could happen to a person. >> [_] John Moses Browning 2573595 Kaffir bitch gets owned >> [_] Anon 2573597 >># >eyeball Eyeballs don't bleed. >># >bitter Man, you can't possibly comprehend how much of a fuck I don't give over peoples worries over my "wound". >># >Losing an eye this way has got to be one of the worst conceivable things Just say you played with a tiger or something. >> [_] Anon 2573598 oh shit thats gota hurt fuck i feel bad for her >> [_] Anon 2573603 >># I want to feel bad for her with my penis >> [_] Anon 2573604 >># >eyeballs dont' bleed Are you really this fucking retarded? Because eyeballs totally dont' have a fuckton of blood vessels and veins feeding them oxygen. What the fuck do you think makes them red you dumb cunt. >> [_] Anon 2573606 >># Cut open an eyeball back in school. No blood. >> [_] Anon 2573607 She didn't deserve it, fuck that cat. I was surprised that she didn't punch the thing the second she stood up. It's what I would have done. My cat scratched me in face once. I smacked it in the head so hard that it flew across the room. The animal needs to learn the immediate and severe repercussions of acting aggressively towards a human. Hasn't scratched me since. Even when I deserve it. >> [_] Anon 2573608 >># cause cutting open a pickled cow eye is the same as cutting a human eye, have you ever had a red eye? hate to tell you this but that was blood >> [_] Anon 2573610 >># ...An eyeball that obviously had no bloodflow to it. Crikey mate, you're a true blood fuckwit. Maybe you should take a night off from dumbfuckery once in awhile. >> [_] Anon 2573612 >># >Just say you played with a tiger or something You know that eyeballs don't heal right? Once it's gone it's gone forever. Ripping up fingers to the bone is piddle in comparison, just like you said yourself. Just put electric tape over the wound and you'll be fine. It doesn't matter how much it hurts or bleeds at all. Don't you dumb cunts understand that loss of sight is the problem here? There are no prosthetic eyes, and you'd have to deal with it until you're dead. I'd rather be killed than go blind. >> [_] Anon 2573616 >># Sociopath pls go and kill yourself >> [_] Anon 2573617 >># >have you ever had a red eye? >># >Maybe you should take a night off from dumbfuckery Hey,at least I'm not drinking cognac today. >># >I'd rather be killed than go blind. Really man? There is still cool shit you could put in there. Doesn't bring your sight back though. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnjAnvIjC Uk >> [_] Anon 2573619 >># You talk about your 'wound' with a sense of pride that's palpable, even over your terse diction. What you're doing, I think, is confusing nonchalant bravado with irresponsibility. It's one thing to 'play through the pain', and to not let pain hinder you... but to forgo adequate first aid? Childish. You should have taken the extra 10 minutes to flush the cut of debris, apply antiseptic and THEN cover it. I think your ball-sack can take the machismic expense brought by 10 minutes of responsible work site first aid. This is coming from a fellow construction worker. >> [_] Anon 2573627 >># >You should have taken the extra 10 minutes to flush the cut of debris, apply antiseptic No shit, I flushed it out but there was no alcohol or anything like that nearby. Also I'm not saying that it was a smart move to get hurt or trying to act all high and mighty or whatever. People just need to chill out when they get hurt. That's the only point I'm trying to make here. >> [_] Anon 2573633 >># Keep some in your truck. I always keep a few necessaries in a chest behind the seat. -Change of clothes -First aid kid -Pistol -Toilet Paper -100 dollars in cash -Extension cord -Maglight -Jumper Cables Every item on the list has earned it's place there. Being a construction worker is fun. Like fucking adventure every day. >> [_] Anon 2573639 >># >># >eyeballs don't bleed My sides. You made my night. >> [_] Anon 2573645 Takbir! Rejoice my friends! Allahu Akbar! >> [_] Anon 2573648 I'm laughting so hard right now >> [_] Anon 2573653 >># Phlebotomist here. Things tend to bleed less WHEN THEY DON'T HAVE A PULSE. lrn2biology >> [_] Anon 2573658 >># >pistol all else agreed but why the fuck do you need a fucking piece? you build shit motherfucker ur not magnum fucking pi >> [_] Anon 2573667 OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD EW OW EW OW EWWWW FUCK YOU OP WHY DID I WAIT FOR HER TO SHOW IT TO THE CAMERA ;~; >> [_] Anon 2573670 RULES OF NATURE >> [_] Anon 2573673 >># >complaining about someone exercising their second amendment right Get the fuck out commie >> [_] Anon 2573676 >cat clearly not in a cuddly mood >pushes face into face of cat >cat doesn't like it >keeps doing it That's why you educate yourself before you get an animal instead of just going "IMMA GET ANIMAL CUZ THEY SO CUTEZ" And if you are still gonna get an animal without learning much about it you can at least use some common sense. Do you usually have your face 1 inch away from other peoples faces out of the blue? Do cats, or any animal for that matter, have faces 1 inch from eachother without shit going down? She's fucking retarded. >> [_] Anon 2573677 >># This >> [_] Anon 2573683 >># >right That's not how you spell privilege, moron. >> [_] Anon 2573685 >># this can't be a serious post. >> [_] Anon 2573688 Youtube sauce? >> [_] Anon 2573689 >># Please head back to your communist shithole, thanks. >> [_] Anon 2573690 >># Nigga you a troll >> [_] Anon 2573698 >># to be fair, most of us get retarded around ridiculously cute, fluffy things, it's instinct But yeah cats do NOT like things going in their faces, their prey-sensing hairs get triggered and they become deathtraps, on reflex. neck and sides of the face only >> [_] Anon 2573701 >># >privilege Europoor commie detected >> [_] Anon 2573715 >># >Eyeballs don't bleed My right eye bled once. Didn't hurt too much and looked pretty fuckin' metal, but it definitely bled. >> [_] Anon 2573716 >># back to reddit >> [_] Anon 2573717 >># You are awesome m8 These kind of jobs get shit on a lot, even when you guys literally built the country. You've got my respect. >> [_] Anon 2573720 thats a reason why you need to declaw domestic animals, you feed them they dont need their claws to hunt (that shit was overweight) >> [_] Anon 2573729 cat'd >> [_] Anon 2573736 >># Daw, did little baby cut his finger at his "job"? Now he whines about it on an internet forum to feel self-satisfaction and worth. I don't even know why I take time out of my day to say this. >> [_] Anon 2573740 >># >Not having them keep their claws so they can use it to pry the cat treats out of your fingers well you wave it around it's their faces. >Wanting your cat to be casual. What the fuck man? >> [_] Anon 2573742 ... Why is this even a conversation in here, take it to /b/ you narcissistic nerds >> [_] Anon 2573744 >># We don't hunt either but we don't denail ourselves >> [_] Anon 2573745 >># >what is clipping your nails not that i would expect a dirty basement dwelling fedora connoisseur to know anything >> [_] Anon 2573747 >># But people clip cats' claws just fine. So again, why don't we denail humans? >> [_] Anon 2573753 >># instead of denailing humans we use laws to stop people from hurting other people. We denail cats because they are animals and cant complain about it and they most definitely don't follow laws. Not too mention no one could be bothered to give a shit
File: nashidcat.swf-(5.49 MB, 426x240, Japanese) [_] [I] [H] [A] [D] Anon 2567652 Marked for deletion (old). >> [_] Anon 2567654 >># cat person master race >> [_] Anon 2567655 Holy shit now thats a trickshot >> [_] John Moses Browning 2567656 Team Gamerfood? >> [_] marciofao 2567673 holy fucking shit! >> [_] Anon 2567674 Get shit on! >> [_] Anon 2567675 I bet she had that cat put down fucking girl streamers who play CoD are terrible at everything, especially pet ownership I mean, you see the size of that cat? Must have been fed MacDonald s or something >> [_] Anon 2567700 >># Nah, cats are naturally shitty pets m8. Dogs are better by a large margin, though I do agree with your statement that she probably is a shitty pet owner. >> [_] Anon 2567706 >"what do i do" don't be a cunt >> [_] Anon 2567731 WHAT DO I DO GUYS? >> [_] Anon 2567744 it's confirmed cats are muslims and therefore shit pets >> [_] xD 2567756 MURICA RAPED BY ISIS >> [_] Anon 2567759 Can I get music link? xD >> [_] Anon 2567768 >># >implying cats let you do whatever the fuck you want with them like dogs do dogs are beta as fuck, if you want a smart animal that aint afraid of anything you get a cat. look at the way she treated that cat, no fucking wonder it did that to her >> [_] Anon 2567781 this song is catchy what sound clip is this from >> [_] Anon 2567787 Oh god, how didn't she call an ambulanc e the second she got hit God I hope she didn't lose her eye >> [_] Anon 2567794 the shit girl streamers do for attention :/ had she not been streaming then she may have fucking done something about it instead of milking it for more followers >> [_] Anon 2567801 Call of duty was the first strike. Online with a face cam was the second. Pick up a fat ass cat who didn't want to be moved and place it right next to face. Cats are vicious beasts, serves her right. If only this was japanease. >> [_] Anon 2567813 I was gonna write a long post but fuck that lol dump bitch my cat knows where he gets his food from >> [_] Anon 2567820 >># Can you get the fuck out? >> [_] Anon 2567824 >># darude - sandstorm >> [_] Anon 2567825 >># >># My cat lets my rub it with my face. You and the grill are just bitches who aren't respected. >> [_] Anon 2567827 she look like that nigga from naruto after he use his sharingan to much >> [_] Anon 2567830 >># cat don't cut her eye, only her eyelids. Sure it will bleed A LOT, but her eye is safe. >> [_] Anon 2567832 >the chair falling over because the cat is so obese it can't balance on it without any counterbalance No wonder the cat's an asshole, with how abused it is. >> [_] Anon 2567835 Not going full GRILL HATER fedora wearer, but crying is not exactly the smartest thing to do when your eye orbit has been sliced. It will not only hurt A LOT, but it will also make more difficult to remove the blood. Also it amazing what the cat did with only simple hit. I know the eye is delicate part, but holy hell, grinding the cat claws once in a while is not a bad idea >> [_] Anon 2567841 >># Your not funny >> [_] Anon 2567843 >># go back to leddit if you have sauce provide, if you dont just stfu >> [_] Anon 2567862 *spits out coffee* Now THAT is feminism at its best..bitch got fucked up by the pussy! >> [_] Anon 2567863 >># >># fignewtons detected [spoiler]:^)[/spoiler] >> [_] Anon 2567872 >># She doesn't know how that was |
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