File: SegwayOfTheDead.swf-(3.83 MB, Game)
[_] Beat it to the max Anon 1967006 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1967014 Lesson kids: Don't use a segway in the middle of a zombie apocalipse.
>> [_] Anon 1967016 You are more than a month late
>> [_] Anon 1967019 did you know the inventor of the segway flipped one backwards off a cliff to his death
>> [_] Anon 1967020 Stuck on level 3; what's the boost code again?
>> [_] Anon 1967022 Alright who had the balls to do this? >implying the Road of the Dead creator would've even wanted to have this blammed.
>> [_] Anon 1967032 Wow, I fail at existence. I can't even get past level 1
>> [_] Anon 1967033 Dammit how the fuck am I supposed to beat the final boss ?
>> [_] Anon 1967036 >># better speed is better win, you are losed
>> [_] Anon 1967038 >># Yeah, hitting both D and Right and it still isn't enough to get past the fucking horde. And yes, I'm tapping to the mutha fuckin max yo.
>> [_] Anon 1967046 shit was easy yo, your just not pressing right and D at the same time in perfect sequence. I can admit the finial boss on stage 4 was a bitch, i had to try 4 times to beat him.
>> [_] Anon 1967047 >># There's a secret to this game can you guess it?
>> [_] Anon 1967056 >># Troll game
>> [_] Anon 1967058 >># No, it was the owner of the company.
>> [_] Anon 1967061 The first level is fucking impossible.
>> [_] Anon 1967062 Anyone beat the Extra stage with the elder gods yet?
>> [_] Anon 1967063 Is this game trolling me?
>> [_] Anon 1967071 Are you guys serious? I cant get halfway through the first levels horde. Am I supposed to use an autofire or something?
>> [_] Anon 1967075 Mission 6 was hard. Got lucky because I leveled up my mounted weapon to gatling gun. Is anyone to the plasma cannon yet?
>> [_] Anon 1967079 this is impossible to get past the first level
>> [_] Anon 1967081 Finally bested level 2, my buttons must be broken by now.
>> [_] Anon 1967087 I could easily waste 20 hours trying to beat level 1 and not even be mad
>> [_] Anon 1967092 i put all my points into defense. 1st and 2nd level were easy
>> [_] Anon 1967093 >># Yeah just spam defense and you've got everything you need to advance every time.
>> [_] Anon 1967145 A very well thought and difficult game. One of the best flash games I saw so far, thank you, OP.
>> [_] Anon 1967150 the concept was actually cool
>> [_] Anon 1967180 Spoiler Alert: It's not a game.
>> [_] Anon 1967187 >># And no one learned the lesson.
>> [_] Anon 1967194 whos taking odds that the OP posted a bulk of these comments?

File: Segway of the Dead.swf-(3.83 MB, Game)
[_] Stuck on level 5 Anon 1931829 Help? Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1931836 FUUUUU
>> [_] Anon 1931838 i cant even get past level 1
>> [_] Wednesday !cXFqSPOCKU 1931870 >># Same man.
>> [_] Wednesday !cXFqSPOCKU 1931872 How do I get past level 1 ha
>> [_] Anon 1931873 this shit is impossible
>> [_] Wednesday !cXFqSPOCKU 1931874 >># I know man level 1 is hard as shit I get so close then die.
>> [_] Anon 1931876 You can't it is a cool looking game and all but i attempted an automac for the keyboard you can't win the first level hopefully it turns into a real game.
>> [_] Anon 1931883 Happy April Fools guys. Made by the same people that did the Hunger Games flash game last year?
>> [_] Anon 1931888 If you're on *nix, use xdotool.
>> [_] Wednesday !cXFqSPOCKU 1931889 >># I was not around on flash last year mind uploading it?
>> [_] Anon 1931896 >># http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/59 2902 simple google search
>> [_] Wednesday !cXFqSPOCKU 1931900 >># Ha thanks
>> [_] Anon 1931901 ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh fuck this game i cant pass the first level
>> [_] Anon 1931902 its impossible. joke flash.
>> [_] Anon 1931988 Can't beat it. I literally bound a key to push D repeatedly as fast as possible to see if it was an not even that did it.
>> [_] Anon 1932006 >># Did you do it for both D and Right? Might help.
>> [_] Anon 1932075 How do I beat the level 3 boss ?