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[_] Anonymous 02/14/15(Sat)13:56 No.2688873
Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anonymous 02/14/15(Sat)13:58 No.2688875
You want help. Help yourself you piece of shit. Clean yourself and your room up.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/14/15(Sat)14:00 No.2688876
>>2688873
become an hero
>> [_] Anonymous 02/14/15(Sat)14:52 No.2688917
>>2688875
As harsh as that is, its basically true.
A few months ago I was feeling the same way never had a gf or a real job.
Now I have a cute girlfriend who is awesome and I just got a job working for Symantec as a tech
support guy.
Its really true that you just need to get up and help yourself, Join a couple dating sites and
talk to people you know to see if one of them can help you get a job.
>> [_] yo mama 02/14/15(Sat)15:52 No.2688966
>>2688917
...and then he woke up, and found himself wallowing in sheets stained with a mixture of
excrement, urine, and alcohol. His filth was caked to his flesh in layers and bound him to his
bedsheets in several placed.
He realized he had been like that for the past two days. His self-made prison, with bars made of
depression from his inability to meet unrealistic goals, seemed to close him off from the rest of
the world.
A cruel world who couldn't give half a shit about his first-world issues.
The End.
>> [_] The German RatKING 02/14/15(Sat)16:16 No.2688978
>>2688966
And then he snapped, having enough of this shit (litteraly) and broke out of his shit/urine and
cum stenched crusty sheets-cocoon and emerged with a new self, an (still unwashed) butterfly, rdy
to get some shit done.
- To be continued - (continue shit urself, i am too lazy)
>> [_] Poopguy 02/14/15(Sat)16:42 No.2688994
>>2688978
And then he ate his poop. A lot of it. He literally couldn't stop,hell,he ate so much poop that
everyone referd to him as the ... "Poopoomuncher".
Eventually,parents started to tell their children the story about the poopoomuncher,and if they
don't become successful he will come for them,devour them,shit then out and eat the poop....and
again...and again...and again!
>> [_] Anonymous 02/14/15(Sat)17:26 No.2689032
>>2688994
the end.
