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[_] Anon 3480847
>> [_] Anon 3480849 >># How may I be of assistance?
>> [_] Anon 3480851 >># check links in the video below
>> [_] Anon 3480852 >># Sorry. I don't have a penny on my soul, mr dickfagshit. All I can offer is some human warmth. How are you doing this evening?
>> [_] Anon 3480862 >># 26 khv neet for last 7 years no driving license
>> [_] Anon 3480865 >># Living being A system capable of perceiving and creating about 3 decades left in peak and 7 to enjoy life Able to walk, touch, feel, breath.
>> [_] Anon 3480871 better version: help me make it through the night because im tired and alone help me because i dont like myself anymore i guess im not just interesting **record scratch blows brains out** nice.
>> [_] Anon 3480906 >># might be funny if that happens when clicking the flash

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[_] Flash help me --> Anon 3425223 I'm trying to remember the name of an anime (or if someone could link the scene in question that'd be great). All I remember of the scene is it's a guy and a girl, she's got a job at a bakery or something and she sings the theme song of the bakery. P sure the anime is pre-2010. It used to be sorta popular on /f/, a bunch of remixes of the song have been made. I think the song may have been at least partly in Engrish. I literally won't be able to sleep until I find out what this is.
>> [_] Anon 3425232 >># >>>/wsr/805728 Next time please don't bump your request so soon.
>> [_] Anon 3425240 >># next time don't link to a link of a source, that's bad practice. here's what he quoted in /wsr/805728: Macross Frontier https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wieStI7k N-I

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[_] Anon 3416560
>> [_] us 3416590 Let's get a drink
>> [_] Anon 3416592 Holy shit this is me, except I try make everyone around me happy.
>> [_] Anon 3416593 >># don't post pictures of my room. >># when they're "happy" they're laughing at you.
>> [_] Anon 3416607 Sleep more.
>> [_] Anon 3416630 >># schizo-kun pls
>> [_] Anon 3416654 >># Remember to make yourself happy as well, anon! If you try to make others happy, that makes you a good person. So no matter what, you deserve to be happy!

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[_] Anon 3359263
>> [_] Anon 3359367 We were always with you and always will be Anon.

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[_] help me Anon 3341907
>> [_] Anon 3341956 >># > (1)
>> [_] Anon 3341960 > (1) You're on your own
>> [_] Anon 3342000 pls help me (2)
>> [_] Anon 3342006 >># >># *hugs you*
>> [_] Anon 3342034 http://classics.mit.edu/Epictetus/epicen ch.html
>> [_] Anon 3342037 >># It should be mentioned that this is from Jose Suicidio's 2013 album, Let's Get Suicidal.
>> [_] Anon 3342038 I DON'T CARE! LET'S get friendly
>> [_] Anon 3342039 >># >># >># FUCK IT, DO IT! DO YA BEST!
>> [_] Anon 3342041 LoL, is the best life, keep doing, don't look at others

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[_] Anon 3258086
>> [_] Anon 3258096 Help me make it through the night cause I'm tired and alone Help me make it through the night cause I don't like myself anymore I guess I'm just not interesting... I have no personality... I met a guy with cancer and he felt sorry for me I've never been a social guy I'm always making children guy I guess that's just the way it's meant to be Help me make it out of bed cause I am... scared and saddened Help me make it through the day cause there's nothing out there for me anymore Cause I'm always coming in last place and getting dirt kicked in my face and everyone pushes ahead of me and no one stops to care And I curse the gods each day in vain for giving me this life of pain when all I really need's.... a little hug Help me make it through the night cause I am tired and alone Help me make it through the night cause I don't like myself...
>> [_] Stay well buddy 3258141 Be it that you are at beginning summer or twilight of your life do not give up. Take each day by the neck and drag it kicking and screaming into the world. It may be hard right now But if you just hang in there and fight on fog in your mind will clear. Commit yourself to using that lonlines and pain you are feeling and use it to build something be it for yourself or for the world. Find a meaning for what you are going trough and one day when it passes you will be able to help someone who struggles as you do now. Stay well and remember fight on!
>> [_] Anon 3258143 >># this guy's got it.
>> [_] Anon 3258148 Check out Henry's Kitchen

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[_] Anon 3254799
>> [_] Anon 3254842 nobody can help you but yourself
>> [_] Anon 3254865 go to church
>> [_] Anon 3254885 Find some way to occupy your day until 11:00PM or so, that way getting drunk is unreasonable unless you wanna be up 'till 2AM. Courtesy of your friendly functional alcoholic
>> [_] Anon 3254907 Appalachian Trail, mother fucker. Go do a thru hike. You will meet the most amazing people. And it will be hell. That's the good part.

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[_] Anon 3252933 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3252936 >I don't like myself That's a funny thing to say. Sounds like the song artist is a schizo or something, thinking he has multiple personalities in one person.
>> [_] Anon 3252940 I know this is supposed to be satire, but it hurts
>> [_] Anon 3253010 How did they get this artists concept of my daily life?
>> [_] Anon 3253043 This music makes me want to cook food.
>> [_] Anon 3253050 >tfw
>> [_] Anon 3253057 >># Have you ever put jalapenos in shepherds pie? Really kicks it up a notch.
>> [_] Anon 3253085 >># nigga you date a Cuban you'd be putting jalapenos in cereal.
>> [_] Anon 3253086 >># >dating a cuban why?
>> [_] Anon 3253088 >># I was young and she was related to Castro and her mother could cook the best food ever. That being said, it made me realize how terrible white women in America are.
>> [_] Anon 3253098 >># Man I fucked it all up

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[_] Anon 3195392
>> [_] Anon 3195452 Anthem.

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[_] friday jap-t 3168457 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3168467 Why?
>> [_] Anon 3168482 God helps those that help themselves. If you got problems, do something about it. If you don't like yourself, fix yourself. Don't come crying to us, because we can't help you if you won't even help yourself.
>> [_] Anon 3168559 >># >># it's just a flash guise
>> [_] Anon 3168569 song source? __

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[_] We NEED /F/ Anon 3157225 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3157295 ;_;7 Just be happy we had it but if this is the end thank you for posting with me anon
>> [_] Anon 3157323 >># Indeed, Been here since 4Chan was 6mos old. T_T
>> [_] Anon 3157334 that was a magical beginning for me spring of '04
>> [_] Anon 3157335 my story

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[_] Anon 3112739
>> [_] Anon 3112743 >># It's weird. I'm slowly being forced out of this lifestyle, and it has actually benefited me quite a bit. My social ineptitude has almost made me completely unafraid of death, because all of my fear was directed at social situations. As I get older and my job draws me out of my shell I have completely retained my unnatural fearlessness and am losing my social inability, it's something that I hope comes in handy some day. People call me brave but in reality I've just kind of warmed up to the thought of death.
>> [_] Anon 3112746 >># I feel that too... It's an odd feeling.
>> [_] Anon 3112747 >># It sounds edgy, but it actually is true. Years of living a solitary lifestyle deform one's psychic in interesting ways.
>> [_] Anon 3112753 Fuck :/ I'm sure you can do something for it , go check a psy

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[_] fucking DENUVO Anon 3111184 I just wanted to play Inside ;_; and Doom and Mirror's Edge: Cataclysm well the last one not really but still ;_; Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3111255 i think replying bumps a thread
>> [_] Anon 3111273 >># Maybe you should try having better taste in games you fagtronic.
>> [_] Anon 3111345 >># yes it does
>> [_] Anon 3111378 I feel bad tonight too
>> [_] Anon 3111406 Starting to feel bad.
>> [_] Anon 3111415 >># that monitor is either only plugged into the wall and not the PC, or the PC and not the wall, cuz im only seeing one chord

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[_] Anon 3074993
>> [_] Anon 3075027 >># sauce?
>> [_] Anon 3075034 >># Henry.
>> [_] Anon 3075038 where is the daily dose
>> [_] Anon 3075090 >># Where the FUCK is it?
>> [_] Anon 3075109 >># >># no dose. only despair
>> [_] Anon 3075112 Sauce https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydZwkumS zGg

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[_] Anon 3073664
>> [_] Anon 3073670 Okay. Get a job. Drink less. Stop smoking. Move out of your parents place. Stop watching so much anime and read a few books. Stop blaming everyone else for your problems and then stop blaming yourself for everything.

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[_] Anon 3067134
>> [_] Anon 3067235 >># ALLL I REALLY NEED IS. A little hug.
>> [_] Anon 3067289 >># C'mere annon. The days feel bad, I know this. Call it the world challenging you to do more with this one life you are given. Strive for more. Be a BETTER YOU. Never loose yourself, you special snowflake
>> [_] Anon 3067325 >># >loose Disregarded.
>> [_] Anon 3067326 >># I just realized That man has an imac, that's why he's so depressed. Poor guy, envious of real computers.

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[_] Anon 3058010
>> [_] Anon 3058077 Henry makes some good ass shit.

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[_] Anon 3042702
>> [_] Anon 3042746 sauce please
>> [_] Anon 3042786 >># https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydZwkumS zGg
>> [_] Anon 3042881 Tell me what's on your minds annons. Don't worry I wont judge. Recovered suicidal so I can hopefully help you in some way
>> [_] Anon 3042901 >># i kinda wanna kill myself and feel no enjoy in life. Im just an average 4chaner

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[_] Anon 3039853
>> [_] Anon 3039916 >># what's wrong buddy
>> [_] Anon 3039926 >># hugs arent going to change shit you'll be just as alone, regardless of who you're with, and you dont even like your own company.

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[_] Anon 3035754 Everybody else is out doing stuff with their life and we're just sitting here re-posting the same old flashes.
>> [_] Anon 3035758 Depression level: Eating chef boyardee ravioli straight from the can I feel for you OP
>> [_] Anon 3035766 >># True. It is pretty sad. We need to break the cycle. >># Eh. I just ate some flax seeds. If I am gonna practice unhealthy escapism I may aswell try and eat well and become/stay skinny/healthy. Might as well get one good thing out of it.
>> [_] Anon 3035771 >># I'm alright.
>> [_] Anon 3035772 >># he'll be fine
>> [_] Anon 3035778 >># who's he?
>> [_] Anon 3035779 >># everything's gonna be okay
>> [_] Anon 3035789 https://img.4plebs.org/boards/f/image/14 26/89/1426898839813.swf
>> [_] Anon 3035790 Why aren't you out doing anything right now OP?
>> [_] Anon 3035844 >># Accept your loneliness, you are your only friend.
>> [_] Anon 3035870 Post thing on a Monday or something. Who does stuff with their life on a Saturday? Today is the only day of the week that I can be a completely useless piece of shit and feel great about it.
>> [_] Anon 3035876 >># nobody wants to admit they ate 6 cans of ravioli.

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[_] Anon 3034230 Work doesn't pay bills, GF is cheating on me, lost contact with family, that bottle of pills looks real enticing right about now... Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3034240 >># Sounds bad, better kill yourself. Pills plus alcohol to be sure.
>> [_] Anon 3034246 Don't do it you bitch. Things will always be better you fucking pussy, taking the easy way out is just admitting that you can't handle it, and you know you can, but you just don't want to. Find a girl who's not a whore, that's step one. Kick her out, or just leave without telling her. Then be happier, get a puppy or something. Walk it, talk to girls about it. Fuck.
>> [_] Anon 3034254 if you kill urself god sends u to heck dont do it!
>> [_] Anon 3034274 >># this is the gayest shit i've ever heard
>> [_] Anon 3034284 >># talking to chicks about a puppy is one of the douchiest things I've ever heard, unless your Johnny Bravo
>> [_] Anon 3034286 >># >># what if you get a dog that hasn't been fixed and invite girls to fuck it?
>> [_] Anon 3034301 >># Not gonna tell you everything will be alright OP, because it won't be. Nobody exists on purpose. Nobody belongs anywhere. Everybody's gonna die. I know that place you're in, so listen up. Whether you choose to end it or press on is your decision and yours alone. Just ask yourself if you really would prefer not existing, to existing in pain. Because - and this is important - while that pain can be overwhelming, it's not gonna last forever. There are gonna be breathers. If you can make it through this time, it will get better. Then it'll get worse again. And then better. That's just how life is. No one exists on purpose, so make your own purpose. No one belongs anywhere, so make a place for yourself. Everyone's gonna die, so make the best of the time you have. Have yourself a cry. Scream it out of your system. Punch a hole in your door. Get falling-down drunk. Do the fuck out of some drugs. Eat some really goddamn delicious food. Watch a movie or play a game to get your mind off of shit. Go for a nice relaxing evening walk in a park or something. Look at clouds. Listen to music. Say hi to someone you don't know. Pick up a new hobby. Kick life in the teeth and carve out a niche for yourself with your own bare hands. Give up if you don't think you have what it takes - it's your prerogative, and don't let any selfish fuckers pressure you into struggling on for no good reason. But if you can tough it out, then maybe - just maybe - something worthwhile will happen to you that will make it worth it. Hope things get better for you whatever you decide, OP. Best of luck to you.
>> [_] Anon 3034318 yep, life sucks. There's really no reason to be alive since you're just going to die anyway.
>> [_] Anon 3034325 >># how dare you ignorantly call him a "pussy" and bash his GF as a "whore" you misogynistic and over masculine asshole? Women are already treated as flat non dimensional dumb things to be treated like trash and the further connection between female body parts and weakness is only further reinstating the ignorance and prejudice mindsets within this country. And so what if this woman has sex with other people within a relationship? Sure shes a untrustworthy cheater but the idea of a whore only further invigorates the idea of femininity and weakness where we paint such basic positive and even required ideals for males but hold a double standard for females and treat them like trash for having normal human urges.
>> [_] Anon 3034328 >># nice bait
>> [_] Anon 3034332 >># get some icecream and put frosted flakes in it, then u mite not want to kill urself
>> [_] Anon 3034335 As some LoL player said "If you kill yourself, how can you eat and play video games?"

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>> [_] Anon 3020389 >tips fedora
>> [_] Anon 3020489 this sums up my life since my mom died
>> [_] Anon 3020490 >># Beta faggot.
>> [_] Anon 3020494 :(

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[_] Anon 3017839
>> [_] Anon 3018027 Those feels man
>> [_] Anon 3018052 Don't hold your breath on that one, mate.

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>> [_] Anon 3016930 I'll be your friend anon.
>> [_] Anon 3016933 Hey its Jose Suicidio

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[_] Anon 3015321
>> [_] Anon 3015323 Original link?
>> [_] Anon 3015359 only you can help yourself
>> [_] Anon 3015365 >># are you ok anon? im here for you if you need something
>> [_] Anon 3015404 >># Natural selection.
>> [_] Anon 3015425 Not sure why but I immediately think of that guy as like, a 30 year old Isaac.

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>> [_] Anon 3005909 sorry
>> [_] Anon 3005942 sorry... nothing can be done, we are like this...
>> [_] Anon 3005999 sawse: Jose suicidio, also known as Henry Philips.

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[_] Anon 3004321
>> [_] Anon 3004324 >># nty, noose is over there kid
>> [_] Anon 3004378 >># Help yourself, no one helped me fucker.

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>> [_] Anon 3002679 Anyone have sauce on the song?
>> [_] Anon 3002702 >># >what is google, baby dont bait me no more it amazes me how retards find /f/ in the first place
>> [_] Anon 3002716 >># are you actually retarded?
>> [_] Anon 3002813 >># just tell him

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[_] Anon 3001916
>> [_] Anon 3001918 I, too, require assistance.
>> [_] Anon 3001933 anyone have the full version of this?
>> [_] Anon 3002049 >># >># Wassup nigs, whats wrong? Let me help...

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[_] I am so alone Anon 3001217 Today I found out that the girl I've liked for about a year now is a lesbian. I've been trying to get close to her for months and have even asked her out on a few 'dates'. I don't speak to her for a week and a friend tell me over Skype that she has now got a girlfriend and spends all of her time with her. My friends (if they even are friends) don't realise I'm hurt and don't like being alone. I want someone to love and be happy with, and now I don't think I ever will find anyone Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3001226 Suck it up. At least it's not a guy that's with her. No girl is 100% lesbian so you still have a chance, if you stop acting like you lack self confidence.
>> [_] Anon 3001232 >># this song is me af lately
>> [_] Anon 3001236 >I don't think I ever will find anyone If it's any consolation, this is what everyone experiences during heartbreak. It'll dull, eventually.
>> [_] Anon 3001258 >># >has friends fuck off
>> [_] Anon 3001266 >># i knew ppl who called themselfes friends towards me. but they were never there when i wanted to meet them. not OP
>> [_] Anon 3001267 >># >i knew ppl who called themselves friends towards me. >but they were never there when i wanted to meet them. I wish I had that
>> [_] Anon 3001276 The more you rush yourself to find someone, the more you'll end up being heartbroken. If you can't find happiness it means you don't want it.
>> [_] Anon 3001279 >># Holy shit you are a tremendous faggot. I've been literally alone (literally no friends, literally never had a gf) in a small room by myself for almost a decade now. I know I will die like I lived, alone and unable to connect to another human being in any meaningful way. Oh but sorrt, forget about all that, your high school crush being is a lesbo and now at 16 years old you know you will "never find anyone to wuv". All this despite having multiple friends. Fuck you and your teen drama bullshit. Yes, I mad.
>> [_] Anon 3001284 >># With that sort of defeatist attitude you're probably right. I am sure if you put in effort to improve yourself and adopted a healthier attitude you could eventually find some relationships. While life often gives us a shitty hand of cards its important to realize how much we often limit ourselves through our own negative thinking. Believing you can fly won't literally let you fly but it will let you go much further then believing you cannot.
>> [_] Anon 3001293 Everyone dies alone, in the prison of their own decaying mind. Who gives a shit? Fuck off.
>> [_] Anon 3001297 Who's this by? and dont worry about her being a lesbian, get a prostitute or something and forget about her
>> [_] Anon 3001298 >># Na it's good actually, I don't really like people in the first place. Humans are a far cry away from the ideals they can imagine. >Believing you can fly won't literally let you fly but it will let you go much further then believing you cannot. You mean like all the way off a tall building flapping your arms till you splat yourself on the pavement? >># Not true anon, you can kill yourself before your mind goes to shit from alzhimers or dementia or any of that, remember to think positive!
>> [_] Anon 3001317 >># Have you tried seppuku?
>> [_] Anon 3001346 >># look on the bright side, at least you friends arent making fun of you for having feelings for a lesbian. mine are :(
>> [_] Anon 3001355 Forget all these assholes. I'm here for you anon, and I'm sorry that happened to you. You will find another girl, I promise. The key to success and happiness is to look inward and focus on improving yourself. If you do this, your dreams will begin to come true. Just keep trying, and don't give up. I believe in you.
>> [_] Anon 3001357 >># Gay anon please, stop trying to get straight rebound dick from confused and alone anons.
>> [_] Anon 3001362 >># this
>> [_] Anon 3001377 OP the same thing happened to me twice in high school, two girls in a row over the course of 1-2 years. At one point as a half joke I let out an exasperated "Everyone I love is a lesbian" around some friends. My best friend tried to use that for his quote in our senior yearbook, although unfortunately they wouldn't let him. Fuckin' yearbook nazis ruin shit every year.

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[_] Who /feel/ today Anon 2984770 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2984774 >># I'm feeling al-right man and so should you. What troubles you my friend?
>> [_] Anon 2984775 >># Made a lot of bad choices and I'm suffering the consequences
>> [_] Anon 2984790 Replace cigarettes with Copenhagen, and booze with iced tea, and I'm right there with you dude.
>> [_] Anon 2984792 Don't worry about all this. It's a phase. Get yourself out there. Global warming on the east coast! There are people out there who are worse. Be around your /b/rothers and /f/riends.
>> [_] Anon 2984805 >># That's life bro. Feels like everyone is celebrating but you're alone, right? We'll it's like that for me. Guess I'll get drunk again.
>> [_] Anon 2984810 >># guys I need advice. I always end up calling people and organizing stuff to include myself. People never call me out of the blue Lately this hits me hard and I dont understand, why is it like this? what should I do?
>> [_] Anon 2984814 >># not an advice... but people is shit, never expect nothing from them. try the best, and expect the worst :v Also, get a job and a good pet :P
>> [_] Anon 2984825 This is what I am feeling like the whole week. Remembering the friends I used to have, but I haven't seen in years because they probably never really wanted to be with me.
>> [_] Anon 2984832 >># it's what it is. ofc you can go and judge people by how they act (or how they do not), but everyone's not you, nor perfect. your expectations and deepest thoughts won't transfer into your plans and from that to everyone you include in them. and hey, OP, if you need a shit-stain cleaned up from your life, think it like this: always forgive, never forget. you can't go wrong if you're always learning
>> [_] Anon 2984841 I'm middle management working open to close solo on eve and day while my fiance visits with her family out of town. Yes I'm alone, but I'm getting shit done to benefit myself and someone I care about, so it's not so bad.
>> [_] Anon 2984844 >># You must live in the South.
>> [_] Anon 2984855 >># Nah. Though it is "Southern Blend". My iced tea is earl gray.
>> [_] Anon 2984904 >># Force yourself to stick to a schedule, worship agreements with yourself and pick a life purpose. It doesn't matter what it is so much as long as you pick something; you can always change it later. Ready. Fire. Aim.
>> [_] Anon 2984923 >friday night and it's christmas >didn't do shit today besides eat and play a game I've played continuously since 2000 Should I smoke a giant bowl or finish all the beer I have in the fridge? I kind of don't want to have an ego right now.

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>> [_] Anon 2942800 holy shit, anon are you okay? or are you just posting this to share it?
>> [_] Anon 2942806 wow I did not post this but this is perfect for my night
>> [_] Anon 2942830 >># i hope your night gets better
>> [_] Anon 2942842 Well this is depressing...
>> [_] Anon 2942848 this song makes me think about myself. and usually im working all the time. paying bills, and eating, kinda...sometimes. i do some good drugs, havent had a womans touch in a good year or so. i drink myself into sickness most days and just kinda wander into another night of partying...but it aint a party when you're all alone.
>> [_] Anon 2942853 hello yes can you connect me to the operator
>> [_] Anon 2942855 >># operator. well could you help me place this call, see the number on my matchbook is old and faded.
>> [_] Anon 2942857 >># * but nobody came And nobody ever will, anon. Nobody ever will. * (click...)
>> [_] Anon 2942858 >># It's supposed to make us all reflect on ourselves anon. The truth is, deep down, we're all that guy.
>> [_] Anon 2942879 >># >># it's like you aren't hot to this meme i was spewing
>> [_] Anon 2942882 >># bc memes are basically brain-dead dumbassery. and id rather start a chorus of jim croces' "operator" from the 70s than dabble in your horse-shit.
>> [_] Anon 2942892 "I met a guy with cancer and he felt sorry for me" Anon, you know what you must do. Go (try) to do something totally awesome or die trying. Give us a "Hold my Beer" story.
>> [_] Anon 2942949 Ah yes...Good ol' Jose Suicidio.
>> [_] Anon 2942971 make a facebook account go find some meme pages and find people you can connect with, even if it's just to share bad memes and stupid shit

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[_] Anon 2817894
>> [_] Anon 2817898 Have a soda, pal
>> [_] Anon 2817901 Draw more / write more / arrange more - faggot.
>> [_] Anon 2817908 source please
>> [_] Anon 2817910 >># https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxnokRvr cvI
>> [_] Anon 2817911 >># next time resize the window
>> [_] Anon 2817912 thank you , also sorry.
>> [_] Anon 2817915 whats wrong there?
>> [_] Anon 2818001 don't do this to me op I can't handle the feels today

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[_] It's Friday... Anon 2708615 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2708673 turn off the internet and get a job. not for the money but for the experience. that's what i'll do after i'm done with college anyway, a year with no internet. maybe that will kick some dis-functioning gear in my brain
>> [_] Anon 2708705 Is that some Henry's Kitchen I smell?
>> [_] Anon 2708710 >># >actually believes this
>> [_] Anon 2708759 >># college is the experience. maybe you should turn off the internet and go out and meet people. Work will just siphon away your free time until it owns your life, then you retire and tell yourself you're too old to do the things you wanted to.
>> [_] Anon 2708763 >># This. This happens to the majority of people. Once you get in to work, say goodbye to your life. A career does not make a life, it ruins them, it erodes all free time you used to have. Then you are sitting there, mid 30s, "shit man, I need to do something with myself", then within a few years, you have either had a mental breakdown, ended up in hospital, bought something you couldn't afford, divorced, broken, or give up because you have no time to do anything and are permanently drained. Get some shit McRonalds job and do online work, far easier. Prey on peoples vulnerabilities. Make dosh, not careers. All the richest people are those that went in it to make money, not a career. A career wasn't even secondary to their goals.
>> [_] Anon 2708767 I want /biz/ to pls go /f/ is neet territory
>> [_] Anon 2708777 >># no its not. get a job you fuckin pinko
>> [_] Anon 2708779 >># /biz/ plssss
>> [_] Anon 2708780 >># trips confirm. go get a job you useless waste of space or go back to >>>/r9k/
>> [_] Anon 2708781 >># >># /biz/ plsss leave
>> [_] Anon 2708786 >># fuck off to r9k tendiefag

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>> [_] Anon 2698492 Would be sad as fuck if it was without vocals. Everytime I see it I forget what's coming and so I get feels-y at first, and then the vocals start and all I can think is 'This is shit.'
>> [_] Anon 2698497 >># WELL NO ONE ASKED YOU, YOU STUPID FUCK!
>> [_] Anon 2698498 >># ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
>> [_] Anon 2698507 >># agreed
>> [_] Anon 2698517 >># This is intentional 'depression music' parody. The artist is called fucking Jose Suicidio, and is portrayed by the comedian Henry Phillips. Song debuted during an episode of his web-series, Henry's Kitchen, which is also a hilarious depression parody.
>> [_] Anon 2698519 >># Oh, fuck. Now I'm gonna go and find the full song. I've been closing it immediately as soon as the vocals get past a few words, but if it's actually supposed to be mocking depressive music maybe it'll be funny to hear the whole thing.
>> [_] Anon 2698551 >># >depression parody /r9k/ is robbed of the last measly shred of its dignity.
>> [_] Anon 2698573 >># >Not posting a link to the best web series of all time https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q= &esrc=s&source=web&cd=2&cad=rja&uact=8&ve d=0CCUQtwIwAQ&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtub e.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DyNSXQsP-VQY&ei=n-zrVN i9OobGsQSDroKQDg&usg=AFQjCNFPNzkzWLc5hCjQ tYpfCfq3rEJZ8w&bvm=bv.86475890,d.cWc
>> [_] Anon 2698574 >># >Fucking up the link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNSXQsP- VQY
>> [_] Anon 2698661 >># never gets old.

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>> [_] Anon 2693804 Sup OP, need someone to talk to?
>> [_] Anon 2693807 You can't help anyone but yourself. Get up from the PC. Take a shower. Clean your probably dirty room. Just do something.
>> [_] Anon 2693849 >># This nigga's missin the point 360 noscope is MLG worthy.
>> [_] Anon 2693858 SAUCE SONG PLEASE
>> [_] Anon 2693859 smoke weed everyday
>> [_] Anon 2693865 >># https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydZwkumS zGg here you go fag, just mind the sick memes.
>> [_] Anon 2693867 >># https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydZwkumS zGg
>> [_] Anon 2693874 I have the same face, same music, same desktop, still im happy with this life.
>> [_] Anon 2693889 >># hey op what's up
>> [_] Anon 2693903 I like what's under the flash. Do this more.
>> [_] Anon 2693906 >># Holy shit, you have to watch Henry's Kitchen https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNSXQsP- VQY
>> [_] Anon 2693908 >># No, he's not. Thinking negatively isn't the way to go about things; you're better off busying yourself with something. Do something productive with yourself.
>> [_] Anon 2693941 >># >Tells people to do something productive >Is on 4chan
>> [_] Anon 2693985 >># Are you really that retarded or am I eating a bait
>> [_] Anon 2693987 >># It's both, we put automated bait in the empty part of newfaggots' brains. Uh... yo dawg

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>> [_] Anon 2688875 You want help. Help yourself you piece of shit. Clean yourself and your room up.
>> [_] Anon 2688876 >># become an hero
>> [_] Anon 2688917 >># As harsh as that is, its basically true. A few months ago I was feeling the same way never had a gf or a real job. Now I have a cute girlfriend who is awesome and I just got a job working for Symantec as a tech support guy. Its really true that you just need to get up and help yourself, Join a couple dating sites and talk to people you know to see if one of them can help you get a job.
>> [_] yo mama 2688966 >># ...and then he woke up, and found himself wallowing in sheets stained with a mixture of excrement, urine, and alcohol. His filth was caked to his flesh in layers and bound him to his bedsheets in several placed. He realized he had been like that for the past two days. His self-made prison, with bars made of depression from his inability to meet unrealistic goals, seemed to close him off from the rest of the world. A cruel world who couldn't give half a shit about his first-world issues. The End.
>> [_] The German RatKING 2688978 >># And then he snapped, having enough of this shit (litteraly) and broke out of his shit/urine and cum stenched crusty sheets-cocoon and emerged with a new self, an (still unwashed) butterfly, rdy to get some shit done. - To be continued - (continue shit urself, i am too lazy)
>> [_] Poopguy 2688994 >># And then he ate his poop. A lot of it. He literally couldn't stop,hell,he ate so much poop that everyone referd to him as the ... "Poopoomuncher". Eventually,parents started to tell their children the story about the poopoomuncher,and if they don't become successful he will come for them,devour them,shit then out and eat the poop....and again...and again...and again!
>> [_] Anon 2689032 >># the end.