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[_] Anonymous 01/06/15(Tue)19:44 No.2649764
Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anonymous 01/06/15(Tue)19:51 No.2649768
it's pointless arguing about this
it's not like they're gonna rename it anyway
>> [_] Anonymous 01/06/15(Tue)19:55 No.2649775
but are your goal posts several yards in the air? checkmate, atheists
>> [_] Anonymous 01/06/15(Tue)19:57 No.2649782
>>2649775
>http://s.4cdn.org/image/title/262.png
>> [_] Anonymous 01/06/15(Tue)20:00 No.2649788
>>2649764
Stop renaming flashes you creative fuck.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/06/15(Tue)20:03 No.2649796
Buttblasted Yuro detected, having to make shit up about creativity and thinking just to sound
superior about the shit they kill each other over.
>Go down the field
>Pass it to open players
>Kick the ball into the net
Wow, fucking Hawking levels of intellect right there. By the way, Soccer is a term for Assoc,
which stands for Association Football. Gr8 b8.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/06/15(Tue)20:09 No.2649803
Haughty, petty nags. Oh, you Brits and your obsession with the United States.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/06/15(Tue)20:11 No.2649810
>>2649796
>Buttblasted 'murican detected
>> [_] Anonymous 01/06/15(Tue)20:15 No.2649822
Um, I think the squirrels running the camera need to be stronger or more organized. They were
really having a problem keeping the camera straight.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/06/15(Tue)20:32 No.2649841
https://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/blogs/the-rio-report/mystery-solved-don-t-blame-usa-r
eal-reason-123344142.html
lol
you so funny
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAAHHA
>> [_] Anonymous 01/06/15(Tue)20:40 No.2649850
>>2649768
>they're
it's you who have to start calling it by the real name
change starts with yourself
>> [_] Anonymous 01/06/15(Tue)20:40 No.2649851
>they keep the action short to fit in more commercials
at least they keep the commercials somewhat separate, Eurofags sew advertisements into the
uniforms so you get the Bimbos playing against the Lindts at 7 Bong Fields.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/06/15(Tue)20:50 No.2649870
>>2649850
let's call it handegg then
HEY EVERYBODY STOP CALLING FOOTBALL FOOTBALL AND START CALLING IT HANDEGG INSTEAD!
>> [_] Anonymous 01/06/15(Tue)21:06 No.2649887
kek
>> [_] Anonymous 01/06/15(Tue)21:32 No.2649935
>>2649788
heh, youre pretty funny
>> [_] Anonymous 01/06/15(Tue)21:35 No.2649942
>>2649841
i know this but it doesnt explain why americans make a sport where you hold an egg-shaped object
with your arms and then call it football, especially since there already was a sport named
football which they clearly should have known since americans came from the uk.
world: football -> soccer -> football
usa: football -> soccer. let's make a new sport and call it football!
>> [_] Anonymous 01/06/15(Tue)21:58 No.2649971
>>2649810
>hue I'll just take what he said and turn it on him.
> That'll show him
>> [_] Anonymous 01/06/15(Tue)22:01 No.2649979
>>2649942
because, you dunce, it's because 'football' is the name for an entire class of games played on
foot (as opposed to horseback) in a field, with a ball. You have, at least, american football,
association football (soccer), rugby. and australian football.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/06/15(Tue)22:12 No.2649999
>>2649810
>>2649850
>>2649942
>being this assblasted about americans
>being this assblasted about soccer/football/sports
>any year
Shiggy
>> [_] Anonymous 01/06/15(Tue)22:12 No.2650001
You know, this is supposed to be funny but he's right in a way.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/06/15(Tue)22:14 No.2650003
>>2649999
quads show the way.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/06/15(Tue)22:25 No.2650015
Everyone knows sports are for gay faggots that can't do science anyways.
Have fun in the locker room, fags. : ^ )
>> [_] Anonymous 01/06/15(Tue)22:27 No.2650019
>>2650015
FUCK YOU!
>> [_] Anonymous 01/06/15(Tue)22:38 No.2650034
>>2649999
quad god is here to save us
>> [_] Anonymous 01/06/15(Tue)22:59 No.2650063
>>2649979
okay, you dunce, things are making a little more sense now. however, when people say "football"
they think about football. USA is the only country in the world that refuse to go with the
standard and must complicate things by referring to something else when they say "football"
instead of what the whole world considers is football.
that's where the problem is really. when someone states just how stupid it is to call a sport
like american football "football" the americans get all defensive instead of just doing the
logical thing and adapt to the rest of the human race
>>2649999
assblasted? shiggy?
>>2650001
yep, he's using logic to create humor. i mean, i know most americans probably understand that
handegg would be a better name but i also understand that change of a word doesnt happen overnight
>> [_] Anonymous 01/06/15(Tue)23:10 No.2650069
>>2650063
Except that:
1. We're not the only people that call it soccer:
http://deadspin.com/map-what-every-country-calls-the-thing-we-call-soccer-1491638984
2. England only started called it 'football' instead of 'soccer' since the 1980's, and this was
because of typical eurofag jealousy towards America, offended that we were starting to gain
interest in the game. We've always called our american football 'football' since the mid 1800's,
and we've always called association football soccer, because that's what you fags were calling it
when you introduced it to us. You're the ones who can't make up your mind regarding it's name.
I propose, to end this confusion once and for all, we all just call american football 'football',
and call association football 'fagball', because that's what it is.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/06/15(Tue)23:16 No.2650076
>>2650069
where the problem is really. getting all defensive instead of following the standard.
it doesnt matter what the name was first and where, all that matters is that USA should fucking
adapt to the world.
it didnt use to be a problem because the world was big before, but now when it's small and people
communicate through borders it causes a bunch of confusion. confusion that the US could avoid.
the standard should be respected.
just like the metric system and the european time format, standars should be followed.
britain should start driving on the right side of the road as well, would fix a lot of confusion
and advance us as humans as well
>> [_] Anonymous 01/06/15(Tue)23:23 No.2650087
>>2650076
>Confusion the US could avoid
Is anyone anywhere really confused by the term "soccer"? No. Everyone understands what is being
referred to with that term. On the other hand, "football" could mean either American football or
soccer.
In short, either you faggots adapt to us or we're going to start calling it fagball.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/06/15(Tue)23:24 No.2650088
>>2650076
And while we're at it lets all just go sit in grey cubes for the rest of our lives eating
nutrient paste and pass the time by reading dictionaries because we're such fucking boring
useless shits that we care about what someone 7000 miles away calls it when you get with your
mates and kick a ball into a net
