File: Bottles beware!.swf-(9.83 MB, 640x360, Other)
[_] 2edgy4me Anonymous 03/11/15(Wed)09:22 No.2714205
Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anonymous 03/11/15(Wed)09:37 No.2714210
Those things must have been pretty sharp. Like when we cut the top off the coke without tipping
it.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/11/15(Wed)09:44 No.2714217
>>2714205
This is so cool! XD
>> [_] Anonymous 03/11/15(Wed)09:49 No.2714223
better than cold steel
>> [_] Anonymous 03/11/15(Wed)09:49 No.2714224
i feel like people would still use swords if people like him didnt do this.
i just wanna call him a fucking faggot.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/11/15(Wed)09:51 No.2714226
>>2714224
>i feel like people would still wear fedoras if people like him didnt do this.
applies to anything really
>> [_] Anonymous 03/11/15(Wed)10:51 No.2714271
dont care what you say about beta and shit, i would not want to sword fight these type of beta
males, however id simply outrun the poor fuckers.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/11/15(Wed)10:51 No.2714273
As stupid as this guy looks, this is actually a decent way to practice with swords/knives.
Just a shame this guy doesn't realize how fucking stupid he looks for trying to be super serious
and "cool" while filming it.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/11/15(Wed)11:06 No.2714286
>>2714210
>tips coke
>> [_] Anonymous 03/11/15(Wed)11:31 No.2714308
oh, you're all just jealous. Look at 18, and 61 quad combo, only a truely talented superior
human, with hundreds of hours of training could achieve such mastery. With his natural affinity,
he has chosen his own path, combining sumo and swordmanship into a deadly combination, none of
you would survive to combat.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/11/15(Wed)11:38 No.2714320
>>2714286
>no diet coke
>> [_] Anonymous 03/11/15(Wed)12:07 No.2714341
So, What is it?
>> [_] Anonymous 03/11/15(Wed)12:13 No.2714344
>>2714205
song name?
>> [_] Anonymous 03/11/15(Wed)12:18 No.2714348
Buncha' shallow anons of /f/ today.
For what he's doing, he's good at it.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/11/15(Wed)12:23 No.2714354
I'm inclined to mock his appearance, but he actually does manage to cleanly slice a few without
even tipping them over - Unfortunately, he lacks consistency, and his form is terrible, so...
>> [_] Anonymous 03/11/15(Wed)12:41 No.2714367
>>2714354
this. much needs to be done for him to attain sword mastery.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/11/15(Wed)12:41 No.2714368
>>2714341
Wait a minute. I missed a discussion!
>> [_] Anonymous 03/11/15(Wed)12:43 No.2714369
>>2714367
And if he actually gets his mastery on, then I don't give a wasp's dick how fat he is, it's still
impressive, but until then, he is eminently mockable.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/11/15(Wed)12:54 No.2714378
>>2714205
DUAL WIELD
>> [_] Anonymous 03/11/15(Wed)12:59 No.2714383
sad part is he's not that bad.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/11/15(Wed)13:17 No.2714406
>>2714348
probably because OP started with "2edgy4me" and everybody jumped on the wagon.
It's just a video about a guy who slices bottles with different tools in different ways.
Fat + Neckbeard + Dark clothes = edgy
>> [_] Anonymous 03/11/15(Wed)13:19 No.2714408
>>2714406
>Fat + Neckbeard + Dark clothes = edgy
sorry, meant ≠
>> [_] Anonymous 03/11/15(Wed)13:21 No.2714412
this is what happens when you learn your sword techniques from anime
>>2714383
"fighting" water bottles while making cool-looking but ultimately very pointless moves is not
"not that bad"
>> [_] Anonymous 03/11/15(Wed)13:32 No.2714422
You know that guy insisted on drinking the whole coke gallon before refilling it with water.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/11/15(Wed)13:47 No.2714438
>>2714344
Some song by Two Steps From Hell.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/11/15(Wed)13:54 No.2714444
his katana form gets marginally better as he goes on. Shows that cutting anything can gradually
help your form. He still has a ton of bad habits, but you can see him gradually cut out the
pointless flourishes, and he gets more clean cuts. Also, this guy has years of dedication behind
this as pointless as it may be. I think if he dedicated himself to an actual martial art he'd
probably get in shape and alter his entire lifestyle pretty quickly.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/11/15(Wed)13:59 No.2714453
>>2714438
thanks for the tip
>> [_] Anonymous 03/11/15(Wed)14:27 No.2714478
>>2714453
you don't want the rest of the fedora?
>> [_] Anonymous 03/11/15(Wed)14:31 No.2714484
DEAD ON
>> [_] Anonymous 03/11/15(Wed)14:39 No.2714498
I'm surprised he is still that size after cutting all that water weight
>> [_] Anonymous 03/11/15(Wed)14:52 No.2714518
i knew the soundtrack was familiar
archangel if im right
>> [_] Anonymous 03/11/15(Wed)15:04 No.2714537
>>2714205
Jesus this fuck has terrible form
If you're going to be an edgy knife-collecting neckbeard, at least put some effort into it
>> [_] Anonymous 03/11/15(Wed)15:09 No.2714550
Oh no poland spring poland is kill
>> [_] Anonymous 03/11/15(Wed)15:33 No.2714591
The last thread had over 200 replies. It's gone now so I'm here instead.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/11/15(Wed)15:34 No.2714592
>>2714498
mah sides
>> [_] Anonymous 03/11/15(Wed)15:38 No.2714593
That katana must have cost a lot of GBP
>> [_] Anonymous 03/11/15(Wed)15:44 No.2714597
>>2714308
kek
>> [_] Anonymous 03/11/15(Wed)15:48 No.2714599
What a waste of water
>> [_] Anonymous 03/11/15(Wed)16:00 No.2714607
The hero that we need, but not the hero we want.
