File: Opening beer bottles for NEETs.swf-(9.78 MB, 1000x562, Japanese)
[_] Anon 2129690
>> [_] Anon 2129711 I usually just use my teeth
>> [_] Anon 2129716 i just use my asshole
>> [_] Anon 2129717 I just use the bottle opener in my pocketknife if none is around
>> [_] Anon 2129741 >># cannot read moon runes
>> [_] Anon 2129748 Wait, you mean an iPhone is USEFUL for something?

File: Opening beer bottles for NEETs.swf-(9.78 MB, 1000x562, Japanese)
[_] Anon 2121785 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2121789 Every Mexican knows that
>> [_] Anon 2121793 Wow. I honestly thought all of those attempts would go horribly wrong. They did not. good for you. Enjoy a beer.
>> [_] Anon 2121846 he's bending that fucking spoon
>> [_] Anon 2121854 >># My father taught me how to do this shit with a seat belt buckle and another beer. Yes, we're Mexican.
>> [_] Anon 2121856 You know, like, instead of using all this shit to open a beer, why not use an, oh I dunno, ACTUAL FUCKING BOTTLE OPENER?! It's not like they're expensive! Or hard to find. Fuck there are hats, right now, with bottle openers built INTO THE FUCKING BILL. JESUS FUCK! He is putting WAY too much effort into opening that bottle! Just get up, go to the kitchen, and get your fucking can opener and use the BUILT IN FUCKING BOTTLE opener to open that bottle.
>> [_] Anon 2121868 >># yep... >># too lazy to go looking for one when theres none around
>> [_] Anon 2121879 >># Some people like to show off different methods of opening bottles.. some with their teeth, some with their stomach.. this guy is using simple methods..
>> [_] Anon 2121904 Being able to open a beer with a lighter can be useful, as you don't always have access to a bottle opener. However, if you can get a hold of a spoon, you should sure as fuck be able to find a bottle opener too.
>> [_] Anon 2121943 >2013 >not having a bottle opener screwed to the side of your desk
>> [_] Anon 2121948 holy tits that china nigga sucked at his shit you are supposed to make the cap pop, in one try not wriggle it off dane speaking

File: Opening beer bottles for NEETs.swf-(9.78 MB, 1000x562, Japanese)
[_] Anon 2108820
>> [_] Anon 2108826 More like NEET opening beer bottles
>> [_] Anon 2108848 Some of these are handy if you go camping and forget to bring a bottle opener along. One of my LARP buddies informed me of the bench under the bottle top technique.
>> [_] Anon 2108860 so...basically anything tough you can wedge under it?
>> [_] Anon 2108865 >># As long as you can break the vacuum seal, yeah.
>> [_] Anon 2108868 this guy is fucking unskilled... he should make it on one second
>> [_] fag 2108887 Use your teeth.

File: Opening beer bottles for NEETs.swf-(9.78 MB, 1000x562, Japanese)
[_] Anon 2093651
>> [_] Anon 2093718 What a great way to ruin your iphone...
>> [_] Anon 2093724 these guys are shit at opening bottles using lighters
>> [_] Anon 2093763 here's a cool idea: buy a bottle opener.
>> [_] Anon 2093764 >># Seconded.
>> [_] Anon 2093776 >># too expensive for neets
>> [_] Anon 2093777 >># Seriously. I usually open my bottles with a lighter, but you are supposed to use the broad side of the lighters bottom, not the narrow side.
>> [_] Anon 2093847 Tightly rolled up dollar bill or piece of paper, edge of table, door strike plate, edge of a plastic lawn chair, basically anything with a sturdy enough edge while allowing you to apply enough leverage. The mug one I haven't seen, which is basically a variation of using another bottle.
>> [_] Anon 2093852 stop posting this shit it's fucking retarded
>> [_] Anon 2093853 >># No, never do that. Some shitty lighter can break if you use the broad side. Obviously it will result in a small explosion which will scare you and everyone around to death.
>> [_] Anon 2093855 an iPhone as a Bottle Opener... Well leave it to the Japanese to find a proper use for crappy things.
>> [_] Anon 2093856 If you can afford beer, not to mention A FUCKING IPHONE, then you can probably manage to get a bottle opener somehow.
>> [_] Anon 2093878 that fucking hurts to watch they are so fucking useless and take hours to open one fucking bottle of beer + they have a shit-taste in beer
>> [_] Anon 2093883 Too much time. Whatever happened to the good old-fashioned way of smashing the neck against the wall and chugging from the remains?

File: Opening beer bottles for NEETs.swf-(9.78 MB, 1000x562, Japanese)
[_] Anon 2090884
>> [_] Anon 2090888 oh man.. drinking Corona Extra and cant open Beer bottles Properly..
>> [_] Anon 2090929 Just use your fucking Belt. Jesus Christ.
>> [_] Anon 2090931 Why is a NEET able to acquire beer but not a bottle opener? Just hit it on a table, anyway.
>> [_] Anon 2090932 >># Are you stupid?
>> [_] Anon 2090935 >># What's that in the sky? It's a bird! it's a plane! No, it's the point!
>> [_] Anon 2091019 >># He spent all his money on Iphone
>> [_] Anon 2091026 >># Resident Evil 2

File: Opening beer bottles for NEETs.swf-(9.78 MB, 1000x562, Japanese)
[_] Anon 2088767 In before NEETs don't have iphones.
>> [_] Anon 2088778 wow... they figured out how to open a bottle such smart so power no but seriously, my uncle figured that out when he was 10
>> [_] Anon 2088789 >># NEET PRIDE WORLDWIDE
>> [_] Anon 2088790 >cannot open a fucking beer bottle with your thumb fucking plebs
>> [_] Anon 2088793 don't know how to open a beer bottle with a lighter? then you don't know SHIT about gettin drunk.
>> [_] Anon 2088835 >># >># >># >># >2013 >Still drinking >not shrooms, molly or weed >shig dig
>> [_] Anon 2088846 >># >2013 >shrooms, molly or weed still illegal >fuck.mkv >inb4 too much of a fucking pussy to not break the stupid law
>> [_] Anon 2088852 >># >too much pussy to break laws
>> [_] Anon 2088854 Wow. iPhones are useful for something.
>> [_] Anon 2088855 >># >2 years in prison for smoking weed >none if you can handle the amount of alcohol and don't act like a fucking superman while being drunk
>> [_] Anon 2088859 >># said too much pussy, not too much OF A pussy gg tyrone
>> [_] Anon 2088860 He's opening the bottle wrong using a lighter.
>> [_] Anon 2088881 Or you could just use a bottle opener...
>> [_] Anon 2088882 >># dont get drunk pleb, it messes with your gainz
>> [_] Anon 2088887 this guy makes opening it with a lighter look hard...... my uncle thought me that when I was 15....its not that hard.
>> [_] Anon 2088900 >># >Weed >Illegal What kind of shitty 3rd world hellhole do you live in?
>> [_] Anon 2088907 >># Are you too much of a sissy to actually twist it off with your damn hand?
>> [_] Anon 2088935 >># 'murcia fck yeah, lol
>> [_] Anon 2088982 he does it so fking bad, you shall lock those objects on other side of hand, not on thumb