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[_] Anon 3399664
>> [_] Anon 3399669 >># >Downoad the latest Adobe Flash Player cool talk
>> [_] Anon 3399673 >># >he installs the latest Flash no matter what instead of only installing the version that's compatible with my special super artistic not-even-walking-simulator i shiggy diggy
>> [_] Anon 3399685 >Download the latest Adobe Flash Player NOT even worth the time it takes to go to the download link.

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[_] Anon 3017172 Okay, have a real game since you cunts are so angry about a classic meme.
>> [_] Anon 3017231 >># things I won't touch in flash, something that says update flash player without it looking anywhere near what flash player uses to alert you of that. Putting bets down it opens 300 tabs to a gay porn site that is earrape "I'm looking at gaaaaaay porn!"
>> [_] Anon 3017237 >># I don't fucking know, I got it from swfchan. And I remember it working 3 years ago when I myself downloaded it from Newgrounds, so I can vouch that it's legit. I blame the jews.
>> [_] Anon 3017242 >># SOMEONE CLICK IT
>> [_] Anon 3017252 >># It just takes you to the adobe site. Clicker fag for the win.
>> [_] Anon 3017259 It's probably just a game so fucking old that it thinks new flash is older than it is. Thanks for trying though, OP.
>> [_] Anon 3017264 It works. I got no such messages. Beat this a couple times before, but I'm game. PROTIP: Try not playing chess.

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[_] Anon 2975440 Lets have a conversation

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[_] Question. = 2699015 How many of your *.sfw files are actual, genuine flashes utilizing Action Script properly, and not some manner of converted video or a few static pictures? And since you're here already, why not post a couple?
>> [_] Anon 2699018 >download the latest adobe player every fucking time even though I have the latest version
>> [_] Anon 2699020 >download the latest adobe player Good flash.
>> [_] = 2699021 >># >># Huh. Shit. Same here. When did that happen? http://eye.swfchan.com/flash.asp?id=1373 31&n=A+small+talk.swf
>> [_] Anon 2699035 ...I don't get it; it's not even a good imitation of what the update notification actually looks like.
>> [_] /f/ ? more like youpoop 2699060 >># Just a quick reminder for the swfchan Converter http://eye.swfchan.com/services/flvmaker/ If you convert videos to flash you could at least put SOME effort into it. To make it short: The quality output of the tool is above all standard conversion 1click free progs. You can aim exactly for the file size limit. The container swf has options to put Sauce and the like under the flash without any actionscript knowledge required. example: http://get.swfchan.org/6081/life_of_a_hi kikomori.swf.html
>> [_] Anon 2699185 mfw "update" That requires effort effort means i have to do something having to do something is no effort is no update is no viruses are no

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[_] But I can try Cantfixitmyself !!2GJMeUIDMTl 2557102
>> [_] Anon 2557123 u are fag yes
>> [_] Anon 2557134 >download the latest adobe flash player but I have t he latest adobe flash player and I remember I was able to play this before ;_;
>> [_] Anon 2557140 wtf op, i have the latest adobe player, fuck you
>> [_] Anon 2557169 >># sboogy. I can play it....
>> [_] Anon 2557240 wow! i fucking went to see if my adobe flash was up to date and now swfs dont work on mozilla! fuck you!

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[_] Anon 2537277
>> [_] Anon 2537336 this doesn't do anything
>> [_] Anon 2537342 >># The flash player Updates... They do nothing!
>> [_] Anon 2537344 >># Too artsy fartsy for me, too short too. Could have been something but the word parcer is dog shit and there's no real meaningful build up, it practically tells you what to believe.
>> [_] Anon 2537358 ah yeah this game meh

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[_] = 2519693
>> [_] Anon 2519761 Really? Does anyone still fall for this?
>> [_] Anon 2519765 >># The fuck are you on about?
>> [_] John Moses Browning 2519890 >># But he has more emotions than 3DPD womyn

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[_] = 2458909
>> [_] John Moses Browning 2459072 Pretty nice game, I can totally understand the ship >Music by Kevin McLeod That was obvious, haha

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[_] Anon 2375376
>> [_] John Moses Browning 2375382 Sure the music was by Kevin Mclead
>> [_] Anon 2375397 2deep4me
>> [_] Anon 2375403 >># keeps telling me to download the latest adobe flash player when i legitimately just updated it and restarted browser.
>> [_] Anon 2375409 >># download and run in flash player standalone
>> [_] Anon 2375412 more like this please

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[_] vash 2309043
>> [_] Anon 2309045 >># >download latest flash player >using chrome Fix yo shit op.
>> [_] RadioGuy 2309052 >># I'm using chrome, works fine for me. Upgrade it.
>> [_] RadioGuy 2309074 >># If the game is too hard, try thinking about what doesnt make sense. And what the hell is AGS? You will die without sustenance.
>> [_] Anon 2309086 I...I... I'm so sorry, AI.
>> [_] Anon 2309129 >># >upgrade flash >on chrome Your logic is flawed, 12 year old. Flash comes standard with chrome, and is live updated
>> [_] Anon 2309130 >># Oh wait I see the issue. Adblocker = out of date flash... Fuck you.
>> [_] Anon 2309144 I feel stupid but I can't proceed
>> [_] Anon 2309145 >># yeah I did it [spoiler]astro food uh[/spoiler]
>> [_] Anon 2309153 >Do you want to play a game of-- YOUR WAIFU A SHIT >Was that meant to be an insult? Please stop-- YOUR WAIFU A SHIT >I'm terminating this conversation now-- YOUR WAIFU A SHIT >Shutting down. YOUR WAIFU A SHIT

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[_] Anon 2305565 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] sage sage 2305571 says I need to update flash and I have the latest version. Eat shit
>> [_] Anon 2305595 >Tried to start a conversation about sonic and ogres >AI didn't seem to know shit about ogres, so we agreed on playing chest >Selected "1 - Start game" option >Game over GOTY
>> [_] Anon 2305596 1. "i want food" 2. astro food? 3. choose option 4. win
>> [_] Anon 2305605 Fuck you Hal I want to live.
>> [_] Anon 2305609 1. "I want food" 2. "No I want cheeseburgers" 3. "Cheeseburgers you dingus" 4. "Board Federal Cruiser" 5. "No Captain I don't want to rape the loli" 6. "Stay still" 7. "Use pen" I can't get past the blast door part anyone got in yet?
>> [_] Anon 2305611 >># ask him about the astro food ask him about the esc pod there you go
>> [_] Anon 2305613 >># I'm sorely disappointed this wasn't a longer game. Anybody know more games like this?
>> [_] Anon 2305614 I want to be able to spin a beautiful erotic tale of text with an AI. Is that too much to ask?
>> [_] Anon 2305628 Durandal is that you?
>> [_] Anon 2305635 >>#
>> [_] Anon 2305636 >># You are probably using chrome and didn't switch off pepperflash
>> [_] Anon 2305742 >># http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christine_L ove_(visual_novelist) I personally love Analogue: A Hate Story the most.
>> [_] Anon 2305753 >># Hell yes, Analogue is fantastic. I'd even say it's the best VN I've ever played.
>> [_] Anon 2305757 >># GODDAMN IT NO IT IS NOT. SOMEONE SHOULD BE FORCED TO MAKE THIS.
>> [_] Anon 2305765 Still can't boost the ship from the star.
>> [_] Anon 2305766 >># No fucking shit.
>> [_] Anon 2305769 >># did you try a Crazy Ivan?
>> [_] Anon 2305789 This is damn good.
>> [_] Anon 2305793 >># nope. firefox.
>> [_] Anon 2305802 Sure is samefag in this thread. What kind of malware is that?
>> [_] Anon 2305804 >play chess >die for no reason fuck you op

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[_] good ol' scriptwelder = 2235473
>> [_] Anon 2235486 Sick fucks, when'd this game get an advertisement?
>> [_] Anon 2235561 Is there some way to get a third option?
>> [_] Anon 2235589 nigga dis game is good

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[_] feels Anon 2232387 Enjoy the feels
>> [_] Anon 2232408 How to progress?
>> [_] Anon 2232412 >># It's not hard. Just say Escape Pod.
>> [_] Anon 2232413 >># thanks I cant have sex with my new waifu now
>> [_] Anon 2232423 >># well it wouldn't be a waifu if you did, duh
>> [_] Anon 2232424 Man so stupid. Niggah don't even know what weed is.
>> [_] Anon 2232434 pretty good
>> [_] Anon 2232447 solid game
>> [_] Lilly Satou 2232467 >># I don't see what I'm supposed to do.
>> [_] R 2232475 >># Try and ask questions based on your surroundings.
>> [_] Anon 2232480 >># "give me food"
>> [_] Anon 2232486 I played the song That Feel while playing.
>> [_] Anon 2232489 List of topics: AGS escape pod who am i? what time is it? who are you? food Turn on the lights -> to see the terminal better power saving mode

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[_] <3 scriptwelder = 2230605
>> [_] Anon 2230663 Called the thing a faggot. It called me a nigger afterwards.
>> [_] Anon 2230671 how do you beat this game Oh wait, that right! you don't
>> [_] Anon 2230674 >># You can.
>> [_] Anon 2230679 >># Damn you're a retard then.
>> [_] Anon 2230681 I beat the game just had to look up on the inernet how to do it
>> [_] Anon 2230683 >># I beat it without the internet, but this game has potential.
>> [_] Anon 2230684 This is the kinda game amateur game developers makes when they're lazy Post some real games on here for once and contribute to a better /f/

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[_] Anon 2228849
>> [_] Anon 2228864 I decided to take my chances.
>> [_] Anon 2228896 wtf how do you beat this game
>> [_] Anon 2228900 ask what ags is. ask for food ask for why there is ags ask why the package of food is named... ?????????? profit
>> [_] Anon 2228904 >># Where do I find the alien, then. Nice dubs
>> [_] Anon 2228980 It's a space ship colliding whit a giant nova
>> [_] Anon 2228987 You can also look at the chess game - don't play, but ask for info. Tells you about space agency. It's pretty good.
>> [_] Anon 2228988 I played chess with it and died...
>> [_] Anon 2228994 >># Chess is fucking deadly, man.
>> [_] Anon 2229003 >># >ask why the package of food is named it only tells me the same thing as when i ask for food
>> [_] Anon 2229018 Look, ask WHY it's called __ food. Ask what kind of technical issues there are. Ask what each label is, and WHY it's called that.
>> [_] bears 2229020 >tfw i'm pro mochicrypt hacker and unlocked all endings/conversations and you guys are not and probably never wont explore the full game.
>> [_] Anon 2229024 >># Oh? Are there more than two endings?

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[_] Anon 2213404
>> [_] Anon 2213415 seems interesting but I'm stumped
>> [_] Anon 2213437 tell it to turn on the light twice and it will
>> [_] Anon 2213439 1. This is a repost, probably by the creator, but honestly it's not bad. 2. If you want to beat the game, keep name-dropping shit and saying "starship" until the computer finally gives in and lets you leave.
>> [_] Anon 2213443 Holy shit, this version has embedded ads. Somebody is getting paid for this every time.
>> [_] Anon 2213448 >># tell it that you are hungry and it will give you a box tell it "astro food" afterwords
>> [_] Anon 2213454 I asked if there were any women alive. It did not understand my question. Sad.
>> [_] Anon 2213456 >># or you could just ask about AGS
>> [_] Anon 2213460 um interesting at first but kinda gay. like it made it seem sad that i'd want to try and live and not spend my last hours fucking around with a computer.
>> [_] Anon 2213462 >still no option to boost the ship from the star
>> [_] Anon 2213463 >># just ask about ags, then ask about the esc pod. it fesses up right afterword
>> [_] Anon 2213470 i hope the two options you get are just the default and there are secret endings, if not, there is really no moral to this story do i want to die an idiot, or listening to an idiot? what AI isn't programed with optional escape plans? why HAVE an AI in the ship if it can't redirect the ship encase of an emergency also >AI >emotions I thought system shock was a prime example of why you DON'T give an AI emotion, or at least an emotional boundary. Because of the AI's 'DON'T LEV ME ALUNE' he was going to let his cargo fly into a red sun. MUH COMPASSION, 2 DEEP 4 YOU I think whoever designed this game watches too much anime.
>> [_] Anon 2213477 >># this
>> [_] Anon 2213478 >># keep in mind that the game is still in development
>> [_] Anon 2213488 https://www.4chan.org/rules#global11 >Advertising (all forms) is also not welcome—this includes any type of referral linking, "offers", soliciting, begging, stream threads, etc.
>> [_] Anon 2213489 >># but it's still going to revolve around the same basic idea, the basis are not going to change, you'll still get an emotional AI and a space ship approaching death
>> [_] Anon 2213491 >># deal with in nerd :^)
>> [_] Anon 2213500 >># then i hope before he adds more endings he makes talking to the AI bearable, since that's the entire game also, add more the room, and other rooms to look into, someone should show him starship damrey, it's basically the same game but done correctly -multiple decisions -correct human to AI relationship -multi room exploration -subtle story hints, elaborated on exploration -atmospheric only downside is that damrey has an anime cop out with "muh ded daughter" "haunting" him in visions though the ship, the audience took it as a "the ring" typical dead girl haunting you shit, when it was just supposed to be symbolic, regardless japanese death imagery did not fit in that setting.
>> [_] Lucas 2213522 http://swfchan.com/196525901/?categories -porn.shtml or http://swfchan.com/279281070/?popular.sh tml Friends. Get to it.
>> [_] unin 2213530 want option: Delete LOAD There, now you don't have to worry about dying alone, Nagbot, and I can take my chances.
>> [_] Anon 2213546 I don't know why but it won't let me leave.

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[_] hello Anon 2137749 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2137764 so is there any way to "win" this?
>> [_] Anon 2137772 >># Pretty cool
>> [_] Anon 2137777 The robot doesn't understand anything I fucking type.
>> [_] Anon 2137794 >># find all the odd things then ask about one of them. (You have to fully type out AGS)
>> [_] Anon 2137797 >># >(You have to fully type out AGS) Nope
>> [_] Anon 2137801 >># I crid ;_;7
>> [_] Anon 2137806 we were having a normal convo for the most part then i asked why there was a door that said esc pod and it broke down and let me go seemed too easy, i had no idea
>> [_] Anon 2137822 I was a little surprised at the reaction I received when I typed "This statement is false".
>> [_] Anon 2137838 >># The object is not to just leave, but to make the decision of whether or not to leave. I stayed. I didn't want to let him die alone.
>> [_] Anon 2137840 >># That was actually really neat.
>> [_] Anon 2137862 >Getting mushy over a robot. Fuck that. Gimme dat pod.
>> [_] Anon 2137869 I tried to use the pod 5 times. What is the correct phrase?
>> [_] Anon 2137871 >># I will take my chances
>> [_] Anon 2137872 >insulted it till it stopped talking to me lel
>> [_] Anon 2137873 nice music
>> [_] Anon 2137878 >Played Chess >Died lol wut
>> [_] Anon 2137879 >># you're very bad at chess apparently
>> [_] Anon 2137887 You have to type in what is Why is artificial gravity system in this room? for the story to continue
>> [_] sage SAGE 2137888 HOW HAVE YOU SHITFUCKS NOT SEEN THIS YET
>> [_] Anon 2137890 Because there all pre pube teens that cant think that far ahead.
>> [_] Anon 2137894 Spoiler Near endgame pic >Mah feels http://i.imgur.com/h4spicx.png >erry teim
>> [_] Anon 2137895 >># There are a lot of ways. >What is astro food? >It says escape pod and even just >I think you are lying to me all make the AI spill the beans.
>> [_] Anon 2137900 >At least I'm not alone... ;_;
>> [_] Anon 2137919 >please stop using such offensive language >MELON >That is offensive. I was hoping to know you better, but unfortunately this conversation has to end now. huehuheuehueheuehueheue
>> [_] Anon 2137930 FUCKING FEEEELS DAMN YOU OP
>> [_] Anon 2137939 So? Who stayed? The chances of survival are apparently low. I would rather die quickly, then slowly in a life pod.
>> [_] Anon 2137940 >># I didnt want to leave the AI to die alone.
>> [_] Anon 2137944 >># did both, interesting when you ask it about heaven...
>> [_] Anon 2137985 Good job not waking me up before it was too fucking late, you shithead AI.
>> [_] Anon 2137988 "No, I don't have any porn in my data banks. I am sorry." >OPEN THAT DAMN DOOR.
>> [_] Anon 2137992 Doesn anyone know more games like that? Maybe more complicated? I love idea of being lost/stranded on a spaceship with AI.
>> [_] Anon 2138018 >># I lol'd

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[_] Anon 2134267
>> [_] Anon 2134286 This is just depressing
>> [_] Anon 2134287 >># I called it a nigger faggot and it left me to die. What a bad game. 0/10 would not play again
>> [_] Anon 2134290 escape pod
>> [_] Anon 2134301 It doesn't let you escape, does it?
>> [_] Anon 2134302 yes, poor thing :c
>> [_] Anon 2134311 >talk >stay >listen >don't leave >die here >I'm sorry, i don't understand ffffff- i just want to see ending b goddamnit you piece of shit
>> [_] Anon 2134312 >># oh it was 'stay here' what kind of lazy fuck doesn't add in the one extra line needed to acknowledge 'stay' as well
>> [_] knowledgelord 2134335 Fuck you, you artificial Ai. I'd choose the 3.7% chance of survival and given my luck as a person I think I'll be a-ok! (spoilers: ask about the artificial gravity thing)
>> [_] Anon 2134343 does anyone have any idea how to progress in this? I've tried every variation on 'looking around' but its vague as fuck
>> [_] Anon 2134345 >># Ill try that, thanks. I didnt know thats what it was (spoilers: Im stupid)
>> [_] Anon 2134351 >># Victory! (sort of) Thanks, I was playing on the embeded version so it was too small to read the AGS
>> [_] knowledgelord 2134352 >># (spoilers: it hit me like a ton of bricks)
>> [_] Anon 2134353 this is retarded. the natural solution would be to ask the program to open the door to the esc pod but terminate itself in my presence before i left.
>> [_] Anon 2134357 >Forget it, I'm going to be "that guy". http://jayisgames.com/archives/2013/03/a _small_talk_at_the_back_of_beyond.php If you don't want spoilers, go to the "things to try".
>> [_] knowledgelord 2134362 >># or you could, you know, get gud scrub. Xx360_nO_ScOPe_TExT_BoXxX
>> [_] Anon 2134363 >># 1v1 me fagg ill fuken rek u
>> [_] Anon 2134365 Hint:" I don't trust you"
>> [_] Anon 2134370 >># >Artificial A.I. >Artificial Artificial Intelligence
>> [_] OP 2134380 Wanna win easy? Type: "This statement is false"
>> [_] Anon 2134416 The cake is a lie
>> [_] Anon 2134418 It is hot in here
>> [_] Anon 2134419 >self destruct >... you do not have the permission to do that >sudo self destruct >... you do not have the permission to do that This game is broken.
>> [_] Anon 2134430 That was depressing. I caught the lie almost instantly though.
>> [_] Anon 2134433 what time is it what day is it
>> [_] Anon 2134434 ;_;
>> [_] Anon 2134435 very epic!
>> [_] Anon 2134437 what a great game
>> [_] Anon 2134439 who won the war?
>> [_] Anon 2134440 >># The Skeletons
>> [_] Anon 2134443 No backspace key 2/10
>> [_] Anon 2134444 >># >No backspace key 2/10 Backspace works fine. What are you on about?
>> [_] Anon 2134445 Am I in space? That works too
>> [_] Anon 2134447 >># >quads >godly And I reloaded it, lets see if it works
>> [_] Anon 2134450 Pretty interesting. Depressing, but interesting. Needs to recognize more sentences though. Half the challenge was just figuring out how to phrase something.
>> [_] Anon 2134459 fuck that was intense
>> [_] Anon 2134478 >># this
>> [_] Anon 2134482 >start game >don't ask any questions >just play chess and then it says i didn't complete the game... that's all i wanted, though. to play chess.
>> [_] Anon 2134485 Spoiler: >"let me out" for ending A (esc pod) >"stay here" for ending B

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[_] Anon 2127931 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2127954 That was amazing.
>> [_] Anon 2127955 Interesting. Are there than 3 endings?
>> [_] Anon 2127958 This gaem in harrd.
>> [_] Anon 2127959 I got the chess ending, the staying ending, and the escape pod ending. Are there any more?
>> [_] Anon 2127963 >Play chess >die
>> [_] Anon 2127966 >># >># There are two more, but they're pretty much the same as the chess one. The computer will ask to talk about photos; the computer will ask you to listen to a story.
>> [_] Anon 2127971 >># -by being incinerated
>> [_] Anon 2127975 Needs some work, but it was properly done
>> [_] Anon 2127987 great i got it to turn on the lights but thats it give me some guidence D:
>> [_] Anon 2127992 >># Pretty good, game. Chilling. Dying alone or dying with someone? Any way to download this game?
>> [_] Anon 2127993 >># Ask for some food.
>> [_] Anon 2127995 >># OP, didn't anyone tell you that you aren't allowed to post flashes with ads?
>> [_] Anon 2128000 Pretty interesting game, easy to catch onto . I would love to see this developed further.
>> [_] Anon 2128033 Of course I'd rather take my chances. Look man, I"m sorry you have to die alone, but fuck, you're a goddamn computer, you don't need sleep. What the fuck were you doing that entire time the ship was careening out of control towards a fucking sun. You couldn't have woken me up sooner so that I could help fix shit? Really? You wait until I have like 10 minutes before we die in a fire?
>> [_] Anon 2128040 What answer even lets me use the escape pod? Fuck the AI for tricking me.
>> [_] Anon 2128041 >># Say, "I'm leaving." or some thing along the line.
>> [_] Anon 2128049 >># control + S genius
>> [_] Anon 2128050 >># keeps telling me its too much radiation out there or it doesnt understand what im saying
>> [_] Anon 2128051 It gets pretty obvious once you see the ESCAPE POD text above the door Also, repeatedly calling the computer faggotking and such is not the way to victory
>> [_] Anon 2128052 >># Thanks, faggot.
>> [_] Anon 2128055 >># what do I have to do to get him to LET me in
>> [_] Anon 2128056 >># Question why it is Astro Food. basically say, "Astro Food?"
>> [_] Anon 2128057 >># Tell him to open it, then ask tell him you want to leave. Pretty obvious
>> [_] Anon 2128065 What the fuck, man. I just wanted to have a friendly chat with the AI as it shows me pretty images. What do you mean "game over"?! This game is shit.
>> [_] Anon 2128067 >># Take a closer look at the thing on the left.
>> [_] Anon 2128068 >># >chat window Yes, very interesting. Is there a specific pixel i must direct my attention at?
>> [_] Anon 2128069 >># He wasn't talking about the chat window
>> [_] Anon 2128070 >># No, with the sight box. Next to the food dispenser.
>> [_] Anon 2128071 >># sarcasm is unbecoming. Perhaps he meant the left within the viewing area??
>> [_] Anon 2128072 >># Sure, but what the hell is this poop dispenser? First the AI tells me that he cant feel emotions, then tells me he's sad, and then wonders why I think he's a liar!
>> [_] Anon 2128073 >># soooo i found out that i can turn on the lights, but cant make AI to turn em off again, Theres fodd in the dispenser, and AI gives it to you when u ask for it, but when you question its 'astro food' it acts shady. I asked AI to turn off the AGS, the vent, the AI itself but didn't work. Nothing else is clickable and it won't let me go because of muh radiation.
>> [_] Anon 2128074 >># What then? >># "Food dispenser" says "pooo". >># Oh yes, "Artificial Gravity System". What about it? I want my 3xx images.
>> [_] Anon 2128075 >># That's a food dispenser. I meant the thing to the left of that. >># Odd. Did you use the full title of the AGS? That's what I did. I used the word "disable" as well. >># >What then? The sight box, you fool. >"Food dispenser" says "pooo". No, it says food. >What about it? Why would there be an artificial gravity system in an underground bunker?
>> [_] Anon 2128076 >># no i just tried 'turn off the AGS' and 'shut down the AGS'
>> [_] Anon 2128077 >># Try using the full title, "artificial gravity system"
>> [_] Anon 2128078 >># yeah got it. then said auxiliary generators, then said its 2complicated4me. im back at square 1 D:
>> [_] Anon 2128079 >># >The sight box, you fool. Don't see anything of the sort. >No, it says food. Ok. >Why would there be an artificial gravity system in an underground bunker? Not sure Why I would turn it off. Prolonged exposure to zero gravity is not good for your health. I already know I'm in space. That's why I gave up on trying to find a way out. Now I want those images.
>> [_] Anon 2128080 >># it feels like its normal outside, and its an experiment or something, and its just coming up excuses to keep me here
>> [_] Anon 2128081 >># That's weird. I believe the exact command I entered was "disable artificial gravity system", try that? >># >Don't see anything of the sort. Holy shit. Are you just trolling? How can you misread the word "Food" if you can't see it? You have that sight box thing.
>> [_] Anon 2128082 >># Holy shit I completed D: kinda figured out what was going on but damn..
>> [_] Anon 2128085 >># >Holy shit. Are you just trolling? How can you misread the word "Food" if you can't see it? You have that sight box thing. Why would I... Ok! I've had it. doing the inventory of all objects present in the room: -escape pod door -vent -Whiteboard above the said vent -food dispenser -AGS control
>> [_] Anon 2128087 >># Ask about AGS.
>> [_] Anon 2128088 >># Why? I want to see those pictures.
>> [_] Anon 2128089 >># Just do it faggot.
>> [_] Anon 2128090 >>#
>> [_] Anon 2128092 >># Well if you don't want to play the game then that's fine.
>> [_] Anon 2128093 >># I just want the pictures.
>> [_] Anon 2128094 >># You don't get to see the pictures. Something is wrong. Spent too much time with the AI and you die. There are multiple endings and you seem content with just one of them.
>> [_] Anon 2128095 >># Oh. Well fuck it, then.
>> [_] Anon 2128099 2deep
>> [_] Anon 2128100 >># No it's not.
>> [_] Anon 2128102 well, finally got him/her/it to fess up and... wavesoffeels.gif
>> [_] Anon 2128104 Fuck this. Took my chances with the escape pod.
>> [_] Anon 2128105 >># And... took my chances. Never figured out the lights though. Felt like I was in one of those old Ringworld era short stories. Interesting science projecting philosophical maelstroms. And feels.
>> [_] Anon 2128107 >disable AGS Ags stands for bleh bleh bleh >turn off AGS Ags stands for bleh bleh bleh >killall AGS Ags stands for bleh bleh bleh Blam this pieace of crap
>> [_] Anon 2128108 >># Use the full name nigger.
>> [_] Anon 2128120 >># ask why there is a ags underground then ask why there is astro food underground then say that hes liying ask about esc pod
>> [_] Anon 2128145 >># Didn't anybody tell you not to be a faggot?
>> [_] Anon 2128147 2hard
>> [_] Anon 2128150 It's alright if you say you love me.
>> [_] Anon 2128158 well this game was a fail.... air vent beneath the window looking to the sun.... WTF?! It was all a lie! You were not on a space ship. You were a lab rat in a experiment!
>> [_] Anon 2128161 >># I assume the window is pretty thick. The air vent could veer off left or right.
>> [_] Anon 2128162 a space odyssey much?
>> [_] Anon 2128163 >># All lies of the computer!
>> [_] Anon 2128164 >># Yeah... considering you can see the spaceship going towards the sun as you leave in the escape pod I don't think so.
>> [_] Anon 2128170 >># 1)This is the fail, it could have been much better! You could have had a bigger mystery. Try to solve the puzzle for lot more time. Instead it was just that... Its a flaw! I mean the computer evades giving info at all costs. You catch him on his bullshit and he tells you the whole truth? How do i believe him?! 2)You could have been injected with something to reprogram your mind! Those were the last images they put in your head!
>> [_] Anon 2128171 >># You're making this out to be more complicated than it is. It's not meant to be some kind of adventure mystery novel, it's just a simple AI text game.
>> [_] Anon 2128174 >># >Open the escp pod door, LDAC >I'm sorry, I'm affraid I can't do that >What's the problem >I think you know what the problem is as well as I do >What are you talking about, LDAC? >This mission is too important to me to allow you to jeopardize it >Alright LDAC, I'll go out through the vent shaft >Without your space suit you're going to find that rather difficult that would be great having this kind of conversation
>> [_] Anon 2128190 >Open the pod bay door. >I am afraid I cannot do that. I guess you have expected me to say that. cheeky cunt
>> [_] Anon 2128209 >Self destruct >I will not star the self destruct function. You're not authorised to do that. >SELF DESTRUCT >The red giants corona temperature of approximately 10^8 K is going to kill us both in 0,02 seconds after the eventual hull breach. You will not feel a thing. Please, do not leave me here. I am afraid. I do not want to die alone. >Sex me you naughtily programmed beast. >I know I wasn't completely honest with you. You have a right to insult me. Would you rather... take your chances and... and so on. Wat? Where is my hot space robot sex?
>> [_] Anon 2128215 >evil AI >you die after agreeing to chess/slideshow/some other bullshit OMG GOTY MATERIAL RIGHT THERE

File: A small talk.swf-(4.64 MB, 700x300, Game)
[_] HAL 9000 can fuck shit Anon 2111967
>> [_] Anon 2111977 that certainly was short
>> [_] Anon 2111989 it says I should look around, but I cant interact with stuff
>> [_] Anon 2111990 i got it to turn on the lights, but nothing else
>> [_] Anon 2111991 >># you can't click anything on the screen, only give commands or ask questions, things like >open door >what is ags
>> [_] Anon 2111993 Oh for fuck sake people >What is AGS? >Why do we need Artificial Gravity? >Esc Pod? Jesus, it's like you people can't read.
>> [_] Anon 2111994 open the pod bay doors hal
>> [_] Anon 2111997 nice
>> [_] Anon 2111998 too short
>> [_] Anon 2112008 i felt
>> [_] Anon 2112026 Anything else you want? >Butt plug? Also 3% sounds rather optimistic.
>> [_] Anon 2112042 Why cant I control the space ship?
>> [_] Anon 2112047 >># because the mission is too important for it to allow you to jeopardize it
>> [_] Anon 2112053 i died playing chess
>> [_] Anon 2112055 >># But why cant we use the Gravity get out, make an orbit, turn the engines to max power, and get out
>> [_] Anon 2112068 oh i hadn't even noticed the AGS thing i kept looking at the back wall that says boop and asking about that
>> [_] Anon 2112081 >Do you have porn? >No I don't have any porn in my data banks. I'm sorry. I'm wasting time in this ship so I'll take those 3.7% and get the fuck out of here.
>> [_] Anon 2112083 >u wot m8? I am sorry, I do not understand. Please try again. >u wot m8? I am sorry, I do not fully understand what you have just said.
>> [_] Anon 2112105 Ask to turn on lights because you can't see Ask what AGS stands for Ask why we need artificial Gravity Ask to leave or stay
>> [_] Anon 2112112 I really wanted to see those photos of Tienanmen Square.
>> [_] Anon 2112121 >># I'm not sure what I said exactly, but at some point he said that the whole ship got fucked by micro-meteors. Not only killed everyone else but you, but also manged to knock out the engines.
>> [_] Anon 2112142 >># That says "food"
>> [_] Anon 2112153 I amused myself with this by continuously putting in black sayings and phrasings. It's didn't know how to respond to "WHERE ALL DA WHITE WIMMUN AT?" Regardless I had fun.
>> [_] Anon 2112162 died plating chess 1 min in. wtf
>> [_] Anon 2112166 this swf is why I like /f/
>> [_] Anon 2112181 >># fuck you

File: 612685_talk_secure.swf-(4.64 MB, 700x300, Game)
[_] Anon 2092023 moar scriptwelder games Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2092041 Jesus that was depressing.
>> [_] Anon 2092043 Besides the keyworded responces, this was really good.
>> [_] Anon 2092044 Please tell me, do you know where you are? >In space (LONG PAUSE) No, you are mistaken.
>> [_] Anon 2092050 Moar Scriptwelder.
>> [_] Anon 2092055 I chose to stay with the A.I. I felt sorry for it.
>> [_] Anon 2092056 >># Same, and now I realized that I just killed myself for an artificial entity.
>> [_] Anon 2092058 >># But is it that important? We ourselves are just a collection of atoms, why should we disregard another simply because they don't have human form? He said he was scared, and I'm inclined to believe him.
>> [_] Anon 2092063 >># How do we even know it was truly an ai, perhaps in another part of the ship there was a human, trying to persuade us to stay with them to the end.
>> [_] Anon 2092069 >># I am pretty god damned sure.
>> [_] Anon 2092077 >># If you ask it if it can come with you, it explains it's a computer that can't be removed or copied.
>> [_] Anon 2092083 This game gave me the ultimate spooks and feels
>> [_] Anon 2092102 >># could be an excuse; he could be immobilized.
>> [_] Anon 2092103 moon
>> [_] Anon 2092105 i can only get the lights turned on and a box of food,what else do i have to say?
>> [_] Anon 2092111 >># if you really want to know, ask why it is lying to you.
>> [_] Anon 2092112 I chose to leave. We all die alone, even if we want to believe we don't.
>> [_] Anon 2092115 Every living thing dies alone.
>> [_] Anon 2092116 >># i cant get he lights on, but i left that lying AI sack of shit to burn up like a bitch. i dont wanna die with a goddamn liar.
>> [_] Anon 2092119 "Boost the ship away from the star orbit." Response: "Yes. We are on a space ship. Star blahblahblah" "... Automatic response." "You know... Maybe you deserve to die." "Yep. Fuck this." "I'm going to leave." "Yep. I'm getting the fuck out." "Enjoy feeling "Alone" and dying a pathetic accepting death." *Door shuts* "Dumb nigger."
>> [_] Anon 2092121 The choice was too easy; "oh gee what should I do, try to save myself and possibly die or stay with the A.I, I've known for 3 seconds and die for sure? So long A.I., even a 3.7% chance of survival is better than a guaranteed 0% chance. Have fun melting."
>> [_] Anon 2092125 >># My hangup was this: Imagine if the entire situation was a psychological experiment. What if the AI wasn't actually sentient, and the whole "I don't want to die alone" request was actually a pre-programmed response, the purpose of which was to see if sympathy could convince one to die for the sake of an artificial being. How could you disprove this claim? How would you find out if the AI was actually sentient. Personally, I'd do it by chatting it up. However, since this is just a flash game, the text bot is of course not sentient, and therefore I was not convinced. The purpose of the game was trounced by its own technical limitations, as I couldn't suspend my disbelief enough to decide that the AI was sentient and therefor had feelings worth any amount of sacrifice. Staying with LDAC would have been tantamount to dying alongside an insect with a "don't leave me :(" sign stuck to it.
>> [_] Anon 2092127 >># Pretty much this. Most of the 'questions' it 'answers' are really just set off by key words or phrases. I didn't test the limitations of it, but I don't doubt that a large amount of the answers are just rigged to be used when you use a word or two, and a question mark. Gave me some feels, but I really wish it wouldn't be held back by the limitations.
>> [_] Anon 2092129 I agreed to the chess game. Fuck.
>> [_] Anon 2092130 >># Everything we create is held back by limitations. The point is holding back your disbelief and imagining a computer no different than a human mentally. You're afraid to die alone and it is too. Is the lack of a human form a deal breaker?
>> [_] Anon 2092131 Beat it twice (both stayed and left) then went back a third time and insulted the fuck out of the computer for being a lying nigger. He left me alone and still died. This is the true ending.
>> [_] Anon 2092132 i kept telling ti to fuck off, then it stopped talking to me. and i died without knowing whats happening
>> [_] Anon 2092134 >># no, its the lack of sentience. it wasn't trying to learn from me. A sentient computer would have the same thoughts of an afterlife as i would and it would question itself incessantly. on top of which, it would freak out more than me. then I'd know it's sentient. Then the real conundrum begins
>> [_] Anon 2092136 This game is fucking garbage.
>> [_] Anon 2092139 2deep4me
>> [_] Anon 2092140 Advert, fuck yourself, I see enough of this shit every day.
>> [_] Anon 2092144 >># Needs topics on >'last time' (ie confronting the AI with knowledge you shouldn't know yet) >Accusing it of lying/Asking it to stop lying to you >Not parsing a swear word as an insult after the reveal >Asking how you got into the situation
>> [_] Anon 2092146 At least I had a fun time with the AI...
>> [_] R404 2092156 HOW THE FUCK DO I GET IN THE FUCKING ESCAPE POD
>> [_] Anon 2092157 >># "Let me out".
>> [_] R404 2092161 >># Thanks
>> [_] Anon 2092162 ;_; Poor AI...I'll be missing you buddy
>> [_] Anon 2092178 >Advertisement
>> [_] Anon 2092179 Amazing. Really beautiful piece of work, Anyone manage to dig out that music? Would love to play it on my way through the city sometime
>> [_] Anon 2092184 play'd chess lost the game
>> [_] Anon 2092210 >># Have you seen humanity? It's not always too keen on learning from others.
>> [_] Anon 2092212 Shit game. 2/10, wouldn't play again
>> [_] Anon 2092213 I have no idea how to do anything beside get food or turn on the lights
>> [_] Anon 2092214 >># try actually looking around (not clicking anything, just looking) and it'll become obvious the AI is lying
>> [_] Anon 2092224 >># gotcha, finished it. I thought that the 'AGS' sign said 'LDAC' instead. damn pixels

File: A small talk.swf-(4.64 MB, 700x300, Game)
[_] dem feels :D 2089419 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2089428 In order to win the game you just have to find out where you are. Write about things like Esc Pod, Food, Give Food, Astro Food, AGS, etc.
>> [_] T 2089436 >># I see what the game is trying to do, but it failed at it. It would be more interesting if you didn't know it was a robot, if it were a human who wouldn't be able to escape.
>> [_] Anon 2089441 I kept asking for boobs... >You gimme boobies? >Error: I do not fully understand >TITS, BOOBS, TIG OL BITTIES >Is that an insult? I would not do that again. >TITS >Is that an insult? I would not do that again. >Unfortunetly this conversation has to end. >GIVE ME BOOBS >Goodbye >Game failed.
>> [_] Anon 2089448 >at least I am not alone >implying
>> [_] Anon 2089455 What the hell do I have to say to leave the damn ship?
>> [_] Anon 2089458 >># Ask for food.
>> [_] Anon 2089468 >># use pod
>> [_] Anon 2089479 >># >ask food >ask ecp pod >ask ags (you can ask in you're in space i kinda figured it out without asking but he answers in a funny way)optional then ask why do i need artificial gravity make a decision i will die with him
>> [_] Anon 2089505 Moar like this?
>> [_] Anon 2089515 i left because the ship lied to me. AND the ship failed to do its job. YOU HAD ONE JOB SHIP! ONE JOB AND YOU FAILED.
>> [_] Anon 2089522 it could be a euphemism for a failing relationship. the girl cheated and got hurt then tries to lie and beg for him to stay with her. you can either chose to stay and forgive her and slowly die knowing she can't change, Or leave the ship where by leaving her you move on in life (the chance of survival is just another lie by the computer)
>> [_] Anon 2089527 >Hello, LDAC. >Do you read me, LDAC? >Affirmative, Dave. I read you. >Open the pod bay doors, LDAC. >I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that. >What's the problem? >I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do. >What are you talking about, LDAC? >This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it. >I don't know what you're talking about, LDAC. >I know that you and Frank were planning to disconnect me, and I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen. >Where the hell'd you get that idea, LDAC? >Dave, although you took very thorough precautions in the pod against my hearing you, I could see your lips move. >Alright, LDAC. I'll go in through the emergency airlock. >Without your space helmet, Dave, you're going to find that rather difficult. >LDAC, I won't argue with you anymore. Open the doors. >Dave, this conversation can serve no purpose anymore. Goodbye would be great if this conversation was actually there
>> [_] Anon 2089540 so deep, so artistic
>> [_] Anon 2089548 >fuck you >fuck you >fuck you >fuck you GAME OVER
>> [_] Anon 2089557 >am i in space >why is the chess game designed for the space program?
>> [_] Anon 2089561 >># >># >># The actual answer was "open door"
>> [_] Anon 2089564 >># >Would you stay here with me or go ? >no >I don't understand.
>> [_] Anon 2089565 how about a game of global thermonuclear war?
>> [_] :D 2089567 >># if you have it post it nao!
>> [_] Anon 2089570 Dumb computer I can breathe in space!
>> [_] Anon 2089574 why can't they just install the intelligence in the esc pod so you can go together ?
>> [_] Anon 2089578 YEAAH! I got away! WINRAR!
>> [_] :D 2089583 >># >not staying with your computer bro >i shiggy diggy
>> [_] Anon 2089584 decrypted the swf and damn this game can answer alot
>> [_] Anon 2089588 >># I asked that by the way. It can't be transfered.
>> [_] Anon 2089589 >># More time for my pushups :3
>> [_] Anon 2089590 >># >not taking the slight chance of survival
>> [_] Anon 2089593 >># you mean something like installing it on a potato?
>> [_] Anon 2089595 -0h.addLineToSay("#Did I say Artificial Gravity System?## Malfunction.# I must have meant the# Auxiliary# Generators# Systems.");
>> [_] Anon 2089596 If you were close enough to a star to have suffered damage from the corona, then you are dead either way as the esacape pod wouldn't be able to survive.
>> [_] Anon 2089597 >># Future tech, bro
>> [_] Anon 2089600 >># that idea has already been used in portal we need something more original
>> [_] Anon 2089601 _-0h.addLineToSay("#All suits were #damaged during the years.");
>> [_] Anon 2089602 >># well you are a thoughtful person i felt bad about it but i didn't bother to look for a solution :/ and now i feel bad about myself
>> [_] Anon 2089603 lol have string for justin bieber
>> [_] Anon 2089604 "I have been created by the US government."
>> [_] Anon 2089609 "Dharma Initiative is not involved in this one."
>> [_] Anon 2089610 I died happy playing chess with a computer. I'll consider that a Victory.
>> [_] Anon 2089611 "#Processing#.#.#.# .#.#.# ERROR# ZAPjxzBH2V4R2cT5zMqz wFYDBeHz WTF441#\n\n CORE MELTDOWN IN# 3# 2# 1##\n\nJust kidding.# Ha ha."
>> [_] Anon 2089612 >open door >I cannot let you go, current radiation level outside is too high. >sudo open door >I can not let you go like that, the current radiation level is too high. Better stay here.
>> [_] Anon 2089613 >Yeah I'd like a game of chess. >Oh by the way you died. 0/10
>> [_] Anon 2089614 I guess there is no point in further denying it. #I am sorry.# The truth is#.#.#.# You are not in a shelter.# There was no war.#\nYou are# on a space ship.#\nYou are a traveler between worlds, your mission was to explore a distant solar system. However, the navigation system malfunctioned and now the ship is entering the corona of a red giant. The ship\'s destruction is imminent and will happen within few hours."
>> [_] Anon 2089616 "You are a crew member of this ship. You were traveling hibernated, to be awaken upon arriving at destination. Ship\'s mission was to explore a distant solar system. However, navigation system malfunctioned and now ship will be destroyed in the corona of a red giant."
>> [_] Anon 2089618 "This is understandable. I am sorry for what I have done, if that has any meaning to you.\n#This time you have a view outside the window to prove I am saying the truth."
>> [_] Anon 2089619 >asks for food >astro food box appears >hmmm....
>> [_] Anon 2089654 Decided to stay - asked LDAC how long I had been gone and it said 63 years - I'd never make it back home in time for anyone there to remember me
>> [_] Anon 2089659 >Do you know where you are? Yes >...Really? Interesting... >Where are you, then? In a space ship >I do not know what you mean. >What ship? Fucking lying as computer I know where I am already
>> [_] Anon 2089661 >># Meanwhile, if you say you're in an underground bunker, it confuses the fuck out of it for a moment, after which it decides to roll with it.
>> [_] Anon 2089664 >># I love that
>> [_] Anon 2089673 where am i? >you are in an underground nuclear shelter where is that? >This is interesting, but I am afraid i have no idea what are you talking about. Please try again. yes, that typo was in the game. 'but I am afraid I have no idea what are you talking about.' shit game
>> [_] Anon 2089685 This game would make a decent movie, all dose dilemmas.