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>> [_] Anon 3317608 Popeye, the original MGTOW
>> [_] Anon 3317614 >># 1930's version of "bitches ain't shit"
>> [_] Anon 3317668 Popeye: curving thots before it was a meme
>> [_] Anon 3317703 Dayumn.

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[_] Life lessons from Popeye Anon 3275853 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3275857 This is my favorite Popeye flash.
>> [_] Anon 3275911 >># he said fuck that bitch
>> [_] Anon 3275961 http://www.elyrics.net/read/j/john-valby -lyrics/barnacle-bill-lyrics.html Maximum kek
>> [_] Anon 3275974 God how I miss Saturday mornings back in the day. Popeye, Rocky and Bullwinkle, Looney Tunes, Mighty Mouse... just kill me. The shit today doesn't measure up.
>> [_] Anon 3276011 >># B E G O N E T H O T
>> [_] Anon 3276021 >># dude you have to be like 50.

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>> [_] Anon 3127871 Eat your Spinach!
>> [_] Anon 3127905 >># Thanks, Popeye! I'll never get bamboozled by a dame again.
>> [_] Anon 3127981 Hard On Hoes Pioneer.
>> [_] Anon 3128057 >># Popeye did it right, told her off, kept her as a side piece and married at 70, to have someone to bury him, after a lifetime of screwing bitches in every port. >alpha as fuck
>> [_] Anon 3128064 popeye was the shit

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>> [_] Anon 3080019 kids need more role models like popeye, now all we have are castrated cucks on tv
>> [_] Anon 3080022 >># samuraj jack gets a reboot on adult swim
>> [_] Anon 3080023 >># Lessons from Samurai Jack >If a girl shows interest in you, she's probably AKUUUUUUUUU!!!!
>> [_] Anon 3080024 >># and especially if she's wearing black and has a green skin
>> [_] Anon 3080033 >># HAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAA haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>> [_] Anon 3080039 >># >implying it won't be castrated to fit today's SJW society >inb4 he has an empowered female "sidekick" who gets more airtime than Jack
>> [_] Anon 3080040 I'm outta here bitch!
>> [_] Anon 3080047 >># I dunno, adult swim seems like its renegade tribune in todays world of eunuch entertainment. Rick and Morty would be nice example of satire similar we can see in South Park, also this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCG3WgYx PkI
>> [_] Anon 3080053 >># Adult Swim Fagot. Not for kids jesus. niggers
>> [_] Anon 3080070 >># kids grows faster these days
>> [_] Anon 3080119 >># I want to burn that piece of wood. Lots of naplam and brimstone.
>> [_] Anon 3080121 Can someone text what is popeye saying since english isn't my native language? Is a little hard to grasp his accent.
>> [_] Anon 3080131 >># I've changed me mind so you can wed your Barnacle Bill the Sailor. You're nothing more than cabbage head, every dame's a selfish cat, they only turn and leave ya flat- Just the way ya did to that poor Barnacle Bill the Sailor. Goodbye!

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>> [_] Anon 2863908 Damn that bitch got fucking LAYED OUT.
>> [_] Anon 2863970 >># In some of the other shorts Popeye just socks her for that kinda bullshit, though this is pretty legit right here. Moral of the story; women be whores.
>> [_] Anon 2863974 "Bitches ain't nothing but tricks and hoes" -Popeye the sailorman

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>> [_] Anon 2855064 Alpha as fuck, popeye. Our dating landscape wouldn't suck so bad if more men were like you, and not simpering boy bitches
>> [_] Anon 2855070 >># You don't get out much, do you?
>> [_] Anon 2855076 >># he's right you know
>> [_] Anon 2855081 Fuck now I want to get some Popeye's Chicken
>> [_] Anon 2855123 alpha
>> [_] Anon 2855139 >># Popeye: the original MRA
>> [_] Anon 2855183 >># I have yet to see the flash posted without this short copypasta
>> [_] Anon 2855200 that dude must've been a very Big Guy to have barely fit in that boat
>> [_] Anon 2855202 If he doesn't eat spinach, will he die?
>> [_] Anon 2855258 >># It would probably be an extremely painful situation for him
>> [_] Anon 2855262 >># he's a big guy
>> [_] Anon 2855266 >># cant understand a word he's saying

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[_] Anon 2750529 dang bitches Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2750626 >># fuckin' Popeye is ice cold.
>> [_] Anon 2750637 Truly wise words from a wise man.

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>> [_] Anon 2615706 Time to watch some more popeye
>> [_] Anon 2615770 I've changed me mind, so you can wed Your Barnacle Bill the sailor. You're nothing but a cabbage-head. Every dame's a selfish cat. They only turn and leave you flat. Just the way you did to that Poor Barnacle Bill the sailor.
>> [_] Anon 2615772 >># OH YEAH? Hubba hoba hold this for a moment hyuck hyuck
>> [_] Anon 2615782 Olive is a slut
>> [_] Anon 2615799 how the fuck can a ship be so elastic
>> [_] Anon 2615814 >># if they weren't they would literally crack open
>> [_] Anon 2615833 >># Popeye: The original MRA
>> [_] Anon 2615884 >># Years of evolution
>> [_] Anon 2615897 >># Remember titanic? That's why...

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>> [_] Anon 2587595 Even Popeye hates women.

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[_] Bitches man Anon 2570731
>> [_] Anon 2570793 popeye = alpha as fuck
>> [_] Anon 2570798 Popeye knows his shit. Everyone take note.
>> [_] Anon 2570805 The thing I miss most about older cartoons is they actually have some great detail to them, and not just detail, ROUGHNESS to them. Cartoons these days are mostly fully solid colors or simple shading, sometimes even gradients. How hard would it be for them to just open up those frames after vectoring in any typical editor and just adding some roughness to areas. All independent of each other of course, no shitty noise filters over the time image. Stone should be powdery and grainy, grass should be wavy and streaky, etc. No love for grain.

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>> [_] Anon 2545975 Popeye: the original MRA
>> [_] 2545993 >># What the hell does this have to do with MRA, is this how you people actually think?
>> [_] Anon 2545998 >># "Think". >4chan
>> [_] Anon 2546009 >># "Every dame's a selfish cat They only turn and leave you flat Just the way you did to that Poor Barnacle Bill the Sailor." >implying bros b4 hoes has nothing to do with MRA
>> [_] Anon 2546016 >># It's called common sense you idiot. If you freckle faced beaten stepchildren interpret self-respect as belonging to some mangina echo chamber movement then you're part of the problem.
>> [_] Anon 2546018 >># >common sense >means what I believe is right and what anyone else believes is wrong topkek 4chan is part of EVERY problem
>> [_] Anon 2546022 >># In today's America it's impossible to know whether they're really that stupid or trolling anymore.
>> [_] Anon 2546024 >># 4chan: http://youtu.be/WmFDdARTz68?t=1s
>> [_] Anon 2546032 >># What do you mean "you people"?
>> [_] Anon 2546038 >># Popeye spent the whole cartoon up to that point being a pathetic mangina beta orbiter trying to protect Olive Oyl from bad boy "Barnacle Bill." The MRA movement is literally made of ex-betas taking a stand and saying to the "I have the right to bang any guy I want and you men have the right to shut your slut-shaming mouths about it" feminists the exact same thing Popeye says to Olive at the end.
>> [_] Anon 2546047 >># but did the MRA sing it in the Popeye voice? it doesn't count unless they sing The Ballad of Barnacle Bill in the Popeye voice
>> [_] Anon 2546057 >># appealing to common sense is mental sloppiness
>> [_] Anon 2546077 Instead of arguing with autistic tier grammar and ideas, can we all just agree that popeye is bro-tier and one of the best influences for young boys
>> [_] Anon 2546093 >># >Turns Popeye into a MRA-Feminism debate I hate this place.
>> [_] Anon 2546103 I fucking loved this episode so much, why can't we have quality programming like this anymore?
>> [_] Anon 2546114 >># because it's not 40's enymore
>> [_] Anon 2546156 I am what I am and that's a fucking sailor man Captcha: boatsup gideon
>> [_] Anon 2546184 Popeye seems to think he scored a point with his penultimate criticism. Of course he is guilty of insensitivity to olives plight in repressive times..but what can you expect from a selfish male egoist.

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>> [_] Anon 2507591 alpha as fuq
>> [_] Anon 2507597 what a guy
>> [_] Anon 2507600 /popeye
>> [_] Anon 2507688 damn whores
>> [_] Anon 2507703 put that bitch right in her place
>> [_] Anon 2507740 HA! Holy crap, didn't remember this happening.
>> [_] Anon 2507781 No need to check privileged 'cause I eats me spinach, I'm Popeye the Sailor-man! I'm one tough gazookas that hates all dem puntas that ain't on the up and square. I biffs 'em and buffs 'em and always out-roughs 'em till all of 'em whine to tumblr. If any dame dashes to bitch at his shit, it's buff, and it's wham, understand? So keep good behavin, get back in that kitchen Bitch, I'm Popeye the Sailor Man. *toot* fuckin *toot*

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[_] Disregard bitches, acquire massive forearms. Anon 2441383
>> [_] Anon 2441399 Based Popeye
>> [_] Anon 2441412 SOS smoking dat spinach
>> [_] Anon 2441418 True alpha male right there
>> [_] Anon 2441422 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPmdb315 upY Full episode
>> [_] Anon 2441480 >># every time that bitch sings i want to kill myself
>> [_] Anon 2441499 Popeye! Because, fuck physics!

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>> [_] John Moses Browning 2411306 based
>> [_] Anon 2411308 Fucking 10/10
>> [_] Anon 2411420 OWNED
>> [_] Anon 2411431 alpha as fuck
>> [_] Anon 2411433 I cannot fucking understand Popeye. Ever.
>> [_] Anon 2411441 Popeye is so damn good
>> [_] Anon 2411451 le epic mey meys are beast

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[_] Anon 2291516
>> [_] Anon 2291542 You can bet your last nickel that woman is fickle, says Popeye the Sailor Man.
>> [_] Anon 2291596 damn right
>> [_] Anon 2291684 Alpha and realistic. 9/10 human

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[_] What a guy. Anon 2219999 He finally wised up.
>> [_] Anon 2220017 >># Oh look, /r9k/ decided to visit /f/
>> [_] Anon 2220029 >># Oh man, i haven't seen Popeye in a while...it's my favorite fucking cartoon about kidnapping, assault, and beating up women
>> [_] Anon 2220032 >># That better not have been sarcasm
>> [_] Anon 2220034 no spinach?I'm disappointed
>> [_] Anon 2220067 Good on ye popeye, olive oil is like a 5 anyways
>> [_] Anon 2220070 That's right Popeye. Bitches aint shit.
>> [_] Anon 2220144 Popeye. Better comedy than any other cartoon these days. lol'd at how he fixes the room just so he could fuck it up again

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>> [_] Anon 2177582 I love me some popeye! Valuable life lessons about how every woman is a harlot is what every boy needs to learn!
>> [_] Anon 2177594 I see he finally came to his senses. Fucking bitch.
>> [_] Anon 2177707 Alpha as fuck.
>> [_] Anon 2177710 I concur
>> [_] Anon 2177716 >># gr8 b8 m8
>> [_] Anon 2177739 >># >truth >bait
>> [_] Anon 2177743 Fuck yes, Popeye is the goddamn best.

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>> [_] Anon 2139452 i remember that short. the whole thing was funny
>> [_] Anon 2139464 Popeye confirmed for maximum alpha.
>> [_] Anon 2139535 So glad to see this. I hated olive oil because she was a skank, knowing popeye dropped her makes it worth watching again.
>> [_] saeg saeg 2139544 Holy shit, something that's been on Youtube! Better get that shit out of here before I SHIT ALL OVER THIS THREAD LIKE THE FAGGOT I AM!
>> [_] Anon 2139564 Back when America was America, and not liberal faggot hole debt nigger service pais.
>> [_] Anon 2139570 >># its on youtube?
>> [_] Anon 2139594 >># http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cTmhG2x5 8w
>> [_] Anon 2139598 BITCHES AINT SHIT BUT HOS'n'TRICKS
>> [_] Anon 2139614 >># LICK ON THESE NUTS AND SUCK THE DICK!
>> [_] friendsofsandwiches 2139631 >># For barnacle bill the sai lor!
>> [_] Anon 2139636 Currently in college to be an animator. Haven't had time to watch cartoons lately. This shit's so god damn beautiful.
>> [_] Anon 2139642 Flash froze in the beginning. Looked like a giant boob was bursting through the ceiling. Really guys, pause it there. It looks magnificent, truly glorious.
>> [_] Anon 2139700 "this was one youtube!!111" faggets aside, 'bout time we had some popeye on /f/
>> [_] Anon 2139721 >># Good god, what a whore.