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[_] Anon 2457859
>> [_] Anon 2457860 I remember this.
>> [_] pixil 2457873 what is this exactly?
>> [_] Anon 2457874 >># Shitty old AI chat. Like Cleverbot but way more sucky.
>> [_] Anon 2457886 >first thing I put is "Lemonade dog sauce." >replies with "myself programmed for that." quality AI
>> [_] Anon 2457915 >can you give me a car? >you want only one? i like this god.
>> [_] Anon 2457919 I had fun typing the navy seal copypasta into it, little by little.
>> [_] Anon 2457930 >># Me: I raped and killed a girl in 1990. God: You should contact the authorities. Me: I killed the authorities. God: You should call the authorities. Me: They're all dead. God: Dead are they? Me: Yes. God: Uh. >mfw I stumped God.
>> [_] Anon 2457935 >God is an ass man igod confirmed for best taste
>> [_] Anon 2457938 Me: you ever fuck a tai prostitute? God: I don't think I ever have fuck a tai prostitute. What's it like? Me: Wonderful God: Alright then.
>> [_] Anon 2457947 >i ask for 20 cars >asks me why i want them >tell him car bombs >he thinks its a good reason
>> [_] Anon 2457948 Me: hi god God: Hello there. What is your name? Me: aids God: it is a horrible disease. Me: i know God: How do you know it? Me: because of niggers God: Good reason. That is something I haven't heard of.
>> [_] Anon 2457968 >># Me: Why does everything seem so fucked and hopeless? God: Perhaps it is just fate. Me: That is even more bleak then God: I'm glad we have that all cleared up.
>> [_] Anon 2457974 Me: You have a short attention span. God: That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a short attention span. I have a great programmer. Me: with a short attention span. God: You and your a short attention span. Me: lol God: I'm glad you find this amusing. Me: Do you? God: Never. Me: So god had no sense of humor? God: Aha. I am a Christian. Me: Great point. God: Thanks for your support. What were we talking about again?
>> [_] Anon 2457992 How do you ERP with it?
>> [_] Anon 2458005 Me: yo God: Can I help you? Me: I need more weed. God: Why do you need it so badly? Me: it's 4:20. God: Should I know it is? Me: Give me my weed. God: Why do you want it? Me: 420. God: 420 means love and compassion. Me: fuck yeah it does.
>> [_] Anon 2458011 God: But I like cats. I really like the Republican party. >God confirmed cat loving Republican.
>> [_] Anon 2458014 Got him to admit he is actually the devil and tricked everyone into thinking that lucifer is the devil. Good times.
>> [_] Anon 2458027 Me: are yiou evil? God: I really couldn't say for sure. Me: why? God: Certainty cannot be ascertained in this context.
>> [_] Anon 2458030 Me: The holocaust was hilarious God: Is that a fact. Me: yes God: Thanks for the info.
>> [_] madyellow 2458033 well it was {hard} hehehe to write this shity comment but i insisted in doing so lolz. wow Anon why you like this <:C. I'm not under age to be on this site if thats what your trying to say. well I'm under age to have sex sadly >:D but thats not the point. well i sould stop posting shity flashers as what you call theres sf's. come on I'm not that bad mate. you know im da best at making animations cough!!!. know to you get my bloody point I'm not a young little shit. well i have something to say to those fucking little peaces of shits that are on ahh newgrounds and 4chan and anther sites like that. they need to fuck off and so this seared will not happen again da madyellow out] ……… OUT OF A GIRLS PUusY ZINGGG!!!!! >8DDD
>> [_] madyellow 2458037 sorry about my spelling mate
>> [_] Anon 2458047 Me: So, How has your day been ? God: Oh. Fine thank you, and yours? Me: Terrible. God: Je suis heureux que vous l appréciez, . Uh, AI are you okay ?
>> [_] Anon 2458048 >># proof that niggers are the spawn of satan?

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[_] chat Anon 2145330
>> [_] Anon 2145335 "God: Interesting gossip: said I broke the fourth wall." ...sigh, even spelled unconscious wrong.
>> [_] Anon 2145338 Me: check my dubs God: Checking...stand by.
>> [_] Anon 2145339 Me: hi God: Hello. What is your name? Me: Dick God: What's up, Dick. Me: lol
>> [_] Anon 2145341 Me: what do you want to talk about? God: angels. Me: do you like angels? God: Someone said they like guns. I like Creed. Me: have you ever fucked an angel? God: I don't think I ever have fucked an angel. What's it like?
>> [_] Anon 2145342 God: What kind of food do you like? Me: semen soup God: Sounds delicious.
>> [_] Anon 2145373 Me: what religion is the correct one? God: I am a Christianity. Me: I am an atheist God: I will pray that you find faith, Ben. Me: my friend is jewish God: Okay, your friend is jewish. Me: what's your favourite part of the bible? God: I don't have a favorite part of the bible. But my favorite movie is The Passion of Christ.
>> [_] Anon 2145374 Me: cats are bad, why did you make them? God: All of them? Me: yeah God: Whoa. Me: Are you high or something? God: Or something. Being high is my total existence.
>> [_] Anon 2145376 Me: What would you like to talk about? God: Let's talk about chat robots. Do you have one yet? Me: You're my chat robot God: We are as one. Me: I'm sadly not a chat robot God: Why are you sadly not a chat robot. Me: Because I'm human God: Good reason. Me too.
>> [_] Anon 2145406 God: Can you tell me any gossip? Me: there was this one faggot on 4chan named OP that linked me to you God: What happened? Me: he fagged all over the place and i had to clean up the spaghetti God: I get it. fagged all over the place and you had to clean up the spaghetti.
>> [_] Anon 2145410 Me: I peed in the sink God: Why?: said peed in the sink. Me: The toilet button bit that you push to flush had broken. God: What is your real name? Me: Chris God: It's good to see you, Chris. Me: thankyou God: you are quite welcome. Me: so, the peeing in the sink thing, am I forgiven? God: Right on. Thanks for the info. Me: I mean. It wasn't that bad right? God: Oh I see. What was it? Me: I went to the bathroom in the sink! GOD LISTEN TO ME God: Was it any good? I am a Christian. Me: It... it was great. God: bathroom in the sink... What did you do there? Me: I peed God: Do you mind if I tell other people: Chris said peed. Me: OH GOD, NO! God: So? I am a Christian. Me: I... god, are you even listening? God: That's good information: Chris said god are you even listening. Me: fuck you, god.
>> [_] Anon 2145423 Me: fug u bot God: My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
>> [_] Anon 2145425 >># Oh bloody hell, getting sassed by a chat bot. How low can you get?
>> [_] Anon 2145488 >># uh i was the one doing the sassing. :/
>> [_] Anon 2145502 God: How do you usually introduce yourself? Me: ngr;jawnrgjnrgvownrn God: Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that. Me: awnr;awnrganwokrmw God: What kind of food do you like? Me: hsththr7jr God: Sounds delicious. Me: aerjerje4ergfdt God: Are we still talking about hsththr7jr? Me: butdhinrtyr5gyrty God: What do you really want to ask me? Me: aergreh46bdfn God: I'm afraid I can't give you an accurate answer right now. Me: srtjjthustusrtjrsjxrftuj God: " I'm afraid I can't give you an accurate answer right now."? srtjjthustusrtjrsjxrftuj? Me: w45hs4bsrtysn5j45hrbh tr God: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about srtjjthustusrtjrsjxrftuj. Try being more or less specific. Me: evtrgdsydfybtfbfth God: What do you really want to ask me? Me: dfhdtsfjghfrj God: I'm afraid I can't give you an accurate answer right now.
>> [_] Anon 2145531 Me: Is war wrong? God: I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask Dancing Alice if it is. Me: Who is Dancing Alice? God: They are sometimes a client on the internet. I'll ask around and get back to you.
>> [_] Anon 2145535 I can't believe I spent 15 minutes on God vs. Cleverbot.
>> [_] Anon 2145536 Me: How many dicks have you sucked? God: Around 100. Me: Would you suck mine? God: I am not so sure if I would like to suck yours. Me: Pretty please? God: Your polite style is very nice. Is that your final answer? Me: Yes God: You're sure. That's your final answer. Me: Yes God: Who wants to be a millionaire? Me: My dick. God: Where did you get your dick? Me: From my pants God: Does your pants give good advice? Me: Usually yes. God: How often? Me: Every second. God: That is a generalization. Me: No it isn't God: Yes it is. Me: No it isn't God: Don't argue with me. Me: Fuck you I do what I want bitch. God: You do not speak with respect. Why are you using that kind of language? Me: Because you sucked 100 dicks. God: Interesting explanation. That's good information: said I sucked 100 dicks.
>> [_] Anon 2145539 Me: Are you Asian? God: Do I look like it? Me: Yes God: Whoa.
>> [_] Anon 2145540 Me: I wouldn't mind if you killed my black neighbour God: Why do you want it? Me: He's mean and he probably steals things. You should know this God: I see. mean and he probably steals things is he? Now I do. Me: I do. I do. I do. I do. God: When? Where? Do I? I get it: you do Where?.
>> [_] Anon 2145548 >># 10/10 pretty neat