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[_] Anonymous 06/10/15(Wed)21:53:55 No.2809303
Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anonymous 06/10/15(Wed)22:05:01 No.2809309
Don't masturbate.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/10/15(Wed)22:09:40 No.2809312
>>2809309
Too late
>> [_] Anonymous 06/10/15(Wed)22:10:01 No.2809313
>Guaranteed replies 2014 edition
>> [_] Anonymous 06/10/15(Wed)22:11:44 No.2809318
>>2809303
For fucks sake there's a difference between harry potter and satan worshipers.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/10/15(Wed)22:28:41 No.2809337
>>2809318
u mad bro?
>> [_] Anonymous 06/10/15(Wed)22:30:47 No.2809340
Real talk? That action figure looks rad as hell.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/10/15(Wed)22:31:31 No.2809342
>>2809337
bitch could've let him give it back to his friend
>> [_] Anonymous 06/10/15(Wed)22:31:47 No.2809343
>>2809340
>Hell
OH WAIT
>> [_] Anonymous 06/10/15(Wed)22:36:57 No.2809347
>>2809303
Stockholm-syndrome-child.swf
>> [_] Anonymous 06/10/15(Wed)22:50:18 No.2809358
>>2809343
lol
>> [_] Anonymous 06/10/15(Wed)22:51:05 No.2809360
The question is that is is saying that magic actually exists? Cause if it does I'd utilize magic
like a fucking magician Touhou.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/10/15(Wed)22:55:07 No.2809366
I love her passive agressive tone. It's very convincing.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/10/15(Wed)22:55:52 No.2809368
>>2809360
Magic is bad
>Magic is rad
>> [_] Anonymous 06/10/15(Wed)22:57:02 No.2809370
I want a bible-fag to get in here and show me where magic is bad in that book.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/10/15(Wed)23:02:06 No.2809376
>Throw away that consumerist plastic crap
>believe in great spirit
>mom plays with kid
I see nothing wrong here.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/10/15(Wed)23:05:24 No.2809378
Caleb: Its just a innocent and cute toy designed to be liked children, even the magic is for
helping others!
Jehovah: STOP LIKING WHAT I DONT LIKE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>> [_] Anonymous 06/10/15(Wed)23:07:26 No.2809380
>>2809360
There are a few parts of the Old Testimate that imply that magic works, I believe some jewish
king summons someone from the dead but then the dead guy shames him for doing so since magic is
forbidden. Lot's of biblical scholars like to claim the spell didn't work and the man summoned
was a demon instead, since modern interpretations insist magic is purely the work of demons.
This video is clearly Jehova Witness though so who know if they think magic is real.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/10/15(Wed)23:08:19 No.2809384
>>2809376
It's more the attitude of it. It's not 'Hey, this is not good for you for reasons X, Y, and Z'
it's literally 'Do this because I told you to, and I am going to use YHVH to guilt you into it.'
>> [_] Anonymous 06/10/15(Wed)23:08:34 No.2809386
Argh Matey, ya best be walkin the plank
>> [_] Anonymous 06/10/15(Wed)23:12:05 No.2809388
if I was raised like this, I wouldent be a fucked up as I am now
And I would ride more bikes
>> [_] Anonymous 06/10/15(Wed)23:12:29 No.2809389
well, im a christian not a Jehovah witness...so to make it clear what we believe...we don't
believe in witchcraft or Manipulation witch we consider a form of the said....so basically we
teach our kids not to be pagans and not to be manipulative bitches who use their bodies for
personal gain and teach our children to not blackmail......that thinking the lady in the video
shows is such a surface retarded way of interpreting the bible (jehovas witnesses have a
different edited bible though) .....the same way that Pentecostals believe in not cutting their
hair or wearing clothing other than dresses or using makeup...when the passages that they take
those verses from were about separating the christian women from the looks of prostitutes of the
time..... so those passages should basically be interpreted as "dont dress like a whore"....all
in context niggas
>> [_] Anonymous 06/10/15(Wed)23:19:01 No.2809396
>>2809370
THERES MAGIC ALL OVER THAT FUCKING BOOK! Name one time Jesus didnt use magic?
>walking on water
>healing powers
>water to wine
>> [_] Anonymous 06/10/15(Wed)23:20:41 No.2809398
Mybrotherkeepstryingtoconvertme.Thosepeoplearebatshitfundamentalistswhobelievethedev
ilcontrolstheworldrightnowandthatonlythosewhoremainpureandabstainfromthecorruptionin
herentinoursocietywillbesaved.Theyalsobelievethatassociatingwithpeoplewhoarenotofthe
faithwillcorruptyou.Theysaythistotheirmemberssothatthey'llneverfigureouthowfuckedthe
irreligionis.Controltheflowofinformationandfilteroutorediteverythingyougiveyourcongr
egationandtheywillhavenochoicetoacceptyourviews.Itisaculturethatisolatesit'smembersa
ndfuckingbrainwashesthem.He'stoofarin,heistooinvested,hiswholeworldisthechurchandheo
nlyinteractswithustotryandconvertus.Icouldhavestoppedhim,hewasshoppingaroundforrelig
ionsaftermomdied,lookingforsomehopeattheendofthetunnel.Icouldhavestoppedthis,butIwas
wrappedupinmyownlifeatthetime,bythetimeItriedtalkingto
him he had already gotten in too deep. I fucking hate Jehova's Witnesses.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/10/15(Wed)23:21:04 No.2809399
>>2809396
That was divine intervention, not magic you fucking moron
>> [_] Anonymous 06/10/15(Wed)23:21:05 No.2809400
>>2809396
witchcraft is what they are talking about...which has to do with satanism or pagan worship..or
demons.....god used his own stash of magic.....kinda a odd thing aint it?
>> [_] Anonymous 06/10/15(Wed)23:22:23 No.2809402
>>2809398
On the bright side Jehova witnesses don't believe in hell and think you just cease to exist until
judgement day.
That certainly makes them less threatening.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/10/15(Wed)23:22:52 No.2809403
>>2809303
was expecting an ALLAHU AKHBAR after the "y'know what i wanna do?" part. Someone do it please.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/10/15(Wed)23:23:21 No.2809404
>>2809398
yup...cults man,,,gutta watch them...funny story...my mom was working on planes at Chrysler
during the 90s....a man asked if she wanted to go to his church sometime (my mom was single) she
felt weird and decided not to go even though he was nice...fast forward a few months that church
ended up as the biggest barbaque in waco texas....
>> [_] Anonymous 06/10/15(Wed)23:24:30 No.2809407
>>2809404
why...do you,,,type...like a...retard...
>> [_] Anonymous 06/10/15(Wed)23:27:32 No.2809408
>>2809398
Theysurroundyouwithasupportivecommunity,theymakeyouinvesttimeandenergyin"Biblestudy"
,andtheymakeyouinvestfinanciallywithatithe.Theymonopolizeyou,theyinviteyouovertoadif
ferenthouseeveryday,ifyourfamilytriestospendtimewithyou,theywillinevitablyfindthatyo
urtimeisalreadypromisedtosomebodyinthechurch.Sincealltheytalkaboutisreligion,andally
oursparetimeisspentimmersedinreligiousliterature,Godbecomestheonlytopicyoufeelcomfor
tablediscussing.Thisalienatesanynon-religiouspeopleinyourlife,astheywilleitherbecome
uncomfortablearoundyouandstopinvitingyouover,orwillgetinaheatedargumentwithyouoveryo
urbeliefs.Aftertheinevitableblow-upwithatleastoneofyouroldfamilyyouwillturntoyournew
friends,theonlyonesyouhaveanymore.Thentheywillbaptizeyouandafterthat,evenifyoutrytol
eave,theywillnotletyou.Theywillhoundyouuntilyourelentandreturn
to the fold. My brother is gone. I don't even know him anymore. I see echos, but that's all there
is left of the man I once knew.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/10/15(Wed)23:31:19 No.2809411
who's got the porn of the mom masturbating with the action figure? I can never find it on Paheal
>> [_] Anonymous 06/10/15(Wed)23:43:14 No.2809423
>>2809384
Whenever someone spells it like that I can only picture YHVH from SMT
Now that I think of it Jehovah's witnesses must hate that series
>> [_] Anonymous 06/10/15(Wed)23:46:54 No.2809427
>>2809423
They can get in line with every other religious zealot, lol.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/10/15(Wed)23:47:55 No.2809429
>>2809318
not in their minds
my father converted to jehovas witness, via his new wife
>> [_] Anonymous 06/10/15(Wed)23:51:02 No.2809433
/r/ r34 of sparlock fucking the mom.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/10/15(Wed)23:54:30 No.2809438
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT.
OH MY FUCKING JEHOVAH WHAT THE FUCK IS - ARE YOU FUCKING-
I am dumbfounded and awestruck. I shouldn't be, but I am.
I want to be articulate about why this is so fucking ridiculous but i can't. because fuck.
Maybe I should just be sarcastic. Eh too late for that I guess.
Oh I know. hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
...Fuck your fucking jehovah you stupid pricks not letting a little kid play pretend with his
innocent fucking doll like oh no shit it shoots fireballs WELL GUESS WHAT FIREBALLS CAN BE A REAL
THING SUCK A GIANT DICK.
God what a manipulative brainwashing bitch that mom is. God what a manipulative brainwashing
bitch people are.
HEY LETS GO RIDE BIKES BECAUSE ITS WHAT I WANT TO DO.
Did you invent that bike? NO? Then it might as well be magic and thus evil to you because you
were too dumb to put wheels on a frame.
Destroy all imagination. Snuff out any inventive or creative thoughts and just felate the dick of
tradition for all eternity caus nothing will ever change if you really want it to, right?
>> [_] Anonymous 06/10/15(Wed)23:56:39 No.2809439
wow what a fuckin bitch
throwin out his friends toy like that fuck that bitch
>> [_] Anonymous 06/10/15(Wed)23:57:09 No.2809440
Cults really know how to ruin fucking everything
>> [_] Anonymous 06/10/15(Wed)23:57:30 No.2809441
ITT fedora tippers going batshit
10/10 troll on atheists OP
>> [_] Anonymous 06/10/15(Wed)23:58:38 No.2809442
>>2809441
This
God damn this thread is so cringey.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/10/15(Wed)23:58:38 No.2809443
>>2809441
This.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/10/15(Wed)23:58:44 No.2809444
>you made mommy very happy
>doesn't end in /ss/
>> [_] Anonymous 06/10/15(Wed)23:59:17 No.2809445
>>2809433
this
>> [_] Anonymous 06/11/15(Thu)00:00:00 No.2809446
>>2809388
Honestly, you would be fucked up.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/11/15(Thu)00:08:19 No.2809459
>>2809407
because i am one. .... ......
actually because it bugs people like u
>> [_] Anonymous 06/11/15(Thu)00:10:51 No.2809467
>>2809388
my mom taught me that adults who ride bikes are weird
>> [_] Anonymous 06/11/15(Thu)00:14:08 No.2809471
>>2809303
>who likes magic? Jehovah, or Satan?
stopped watching right there
>> [_] Anonymous 06/11/15(Thu)00:16:42 No.2809473
>>2809441
>>2809442
>>2809443
fuck off samefag.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/11/15(Thu)00:18:18 No.2809474
>>2809473
Two of those were posted within a second of each other you retard
>> [_] Anonymous 06/11/15(Thu)00:25:15 No.2809484
Im a full blown Christian but I fucking love magic fuck this family.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/11/15(Thu)00:26:15 No.2809487
>>2809484
You're a disgrace to the lord.
Burn in hell witch
>> [_] Anonymous 06/11/15(Thu)00:28:21 No.2809492
>>2809438
>>>>>>reddit
>> [_] Anonymous 06/11/15(Thu)00:29:52 No.2809493
I found all the videos online....wow.... just wow
http://www.jw.org/en/bible-teachings/family/children/become-jehovahs-friend/videos/
>> [_] Anonymous 06/11/15(Thu)00:36:54 No.2809506
My father is a Jehovah witness and all this is true. He even has this movie. He takes me to his
church every other Sunday and it is exactly like >>2809398
said
>> [_] Anonymous 06/11/15(Thu)00:37:15 No.2809508
Lol i remeber the rule 34 for this.
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/list/Jehovah's_Witnesses/1
>> [_] Anonymous 06/11/15(Thu)00:37:31 No.2809510
>>2809506
>He takes me to his church every other Sunday
Why do you go with him?
>> [_] Anonymous 06/11/15(Thu)00:39:14 No.2809512
>>2809510
>Wanting to feel abandoned by your father.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/11/15(Thu)00:40:02 No.2809514
I'm only 16 and to beta to stand up to him
>> [_] Anonymous 06/11/15(Thu)00:40:31 No.2809516
>>2809514
4chan is an 18+ website Anon
>> [_] Anonymous 06/11/15(Thu)00:42:05 No.2809519
>>2809516
Sorry, 16+2 years
>> [_] Anonymous 06/11/15(Thu)00:47:21 No.2809521
I remember when I was young I was playing Pokemon he told me not to play it any more because it
had evolution and violence in it.
