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[_] Anon 2839908 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2839925 Bunch of Nazis. >God was very sad Understatement of the century. Also love how only god can use magic to interfere with the natural life and order of man.
>> [_] Anon 2839941 >># Fuck this bitch, knew a family like this when I was a child. My friend couldn't have any pokemon cards with a psychic symbol on them because his mom said satan was watching through the eyes. Religious people are fucking psycho's.
>> [_] Anon 2839944 >># Friend of mine growing up couldn't watch Darkwing Duck because Dark meant evil.
>> [_] Anon 2839947 Whatever. I'd fuck the shit out of that mom.
>> [_] Anon 2839954 Hypocritical bitch. Bikes are magical. She just made Jehovah sad. >Burn in hell with your training wells. > Warrior Wizard will GET HIS REVENGE!
>> [_] Anon 2839957 Ex-mormon here. I couldn't hang with asian people when I was a kid because my parents though green tea was akin to witchcraft. Only did I hit the bright age of 13 did I realize that tea was not in fact the devil's juice and just fucking water with flavored leaves.
>> [_] Anon 2839961 >># That circular logic though.
>> [_] Anon 2839976 >># I think there's some r34 of that bitch.
>> [_] Anon 2839982 >># >Ex-mormon here. I couldn't hang with asian people when I was a kid because my parents though green tea was akin to witchcraft. Wow. That's shitty. I'm also an ex-mormon but my parents weren't that stupid and none of the families at any of the churches I attended were like that. When I went to the midwest, places like Kansas, or even Utah, then I started to encounter some truly insane mormons.
>> [_] Anon 2839984 >guaranteedreplies.swf
>> [_] Anon 2839989 >># My babysitter growing up was a Mormon lady. She wouldn't let me watch Harry Potter because that shit's satanic, but her kids and I used to play Zelda and watch DBZ all day long because of course there's nothing magical or supernatural about either of those at all.
>> [_] Anon 2839993 >># Wow where the fuck were you guys living that had all these batshit mormons instead of normal mormons.
>> [_] Anon 2839996 >># >implying all mormans arent batshit crazy
>> [_] Anon 2840001 >># Mormons are a relatively new cult. Young religions are ripe spawning grounds for complete nutjobs. Schisms every 3 seconds because everyone has their own idea of what the ONE TRUE FAITH really is. Reminder: Joseph Smith had regular arguments with his wife and closest followers about just what, exactly, the words he wro- I MEAN READ LOL- meant. The mormon church has had a steady fragmentation, with varying shades of batshittery, from its first days.
>> [_] Anon 2840006 >># >normans FUCK
>> [_] Anon 2840014 >># Your parents are niggers. It's up to the individual to partake of the hot drink or not. As long as it isn't explicitly a tea party 24/7 in that household it should be fine.
>> [_] Anon 2840015 >># I grew up around them and I didn't turn out crazy. Most of the ones I knew were significantly more reasonable than regular evangelical christians.
>> [_] Anon 2840016 >># >regular evangelical christians >regular >evangelical christians >regular >christians AIN'T NO SICH AMINAL, BOY
>> [_] Anon 2840017 MAGIC HATES JEOVAH TOO
>> [_] Anon 2840020 >># kek
>> [_] Anon 2840022 Am I the only one who realizes she's having her kid throw out the toy his friend gave to him? That's fucking destruction of property there, kids ain't got no idea about property but that other kid's parent probably wouldn't want what looks like a new $10 or $20 toy chucked in the garbage because "YHWH hates wizards". I know I wouldn't.
>> [_] Anon 2840026 I like to ask mormon missionaries questions about the jehovah's witnesses church and vice versa.
>> [_] Anon 2840027 The tone of the child's voice sounds like his dreams were stomped on because of his stupid mom. That was his imagination and joy that he threw away.
>> [_] Anon 2840028 /r/ing porn of the mom
>> [_] Anon 2840030 >># Hello. It's a book about jesus christ and america a long long time ago.
>> [_] Anon 2840031 >jehova hates nigga isnt god supposed to be all forgiving and shit also you could tell that this kid knew he had to agree to his moms batshit insanity otherwise worse would happen
>> [_] Anon 2840032 >># >evangelical >resisting all urges to make an eva joke
>> [_] Anon 2840033 >># It has so many awesome parts
>> [_] Anon 2840034 >># god is bipolar... some days he feels like blowing up the world and others he'll give everyone a big hug
>> [_] Anon 2840046 what kind of snack is that? frozen fishsticks? also im pretty sure God created the world using magic
>> [_] Anon 2840074 >is this toy magical >no it's plastic
>> [_] Anon 2840080 >># /r/ing porn of the mom being corrupted by magic into a slutty succubus.
>> [_] Anon 2840082 Lutherans: We'll let you keep your wizard knights.
>> [_] Anon 2840085 I'm pretty sure that this move is about Jehovah's Witnesses, different sect of Christianity to the church of latter day saints (Mormons) but still all the same level of crazy
>> [_] Anon 2840095 >># Depends on how you quantify "the same".
>> [_] Anon 2840102 >># five minutes in paint http://oi61.tinypic.com/9abw8x.jpg
>> [_] Anon 2840105 >kid gives up toy because he doesnt want to make an imaginary bipolar corpse mad and becomes a fucking busta

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[_] Anon 2809303 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2809309 Don't masturbate.
>> [_] Anon 2809312 >># Too late
>> [_] Anon 2809313 >Guaranteed replies 2014 edition
>> [_] Anon 2809318 >># For fucks sake there's a difference between harry potter and satan worshipers.
>> [_] Anon 2809337 >># u mad bro?
>> [_] Anon 2809340 Real talk? That action figure looks rad as hell.
>> [_] Anon 2809342 >># bitch could've let him give it back to his friend
>> [_] Anon 2809343 >># >Hell OH WAIT
>> [_] Anon 2809347 >># Stockholm-syndrome-child.swf
>> [_] Anon 2809358 >># lol
>> [_] Anon 2809360 The question is that is is saying that magic actually exists? Cause if it does I'd utilize magic like a fucking magician Touhou.
>> [_] Anon 2809366 I love her passive agressive tone. It's very convincing.
>> [_] Anon 2809368 >># Magic is bad >Magic is rad
>> [_] Anon 2809370 I want a bible-fag to get in here and show me where magic is bad in that book.
>> [_] Anon 2809376 >Throw away that consumerist plastic crap >believe in great spirit >mom plays with kid I see nothing wrong here.
>> [_] Anon 2809378 Caleb: Its just a innocent and cute toy designed to be liked children, even the magic is for helping others! Jehovah: STOP LIKING WHAT I DONT LIKE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>> [_] Anon 2809380 >># There are a few parts of the Old Testimate that imply that magic works, I believe some jewish king summons someone from the dead but then the dead guy shames him for doing so since magic is forbidden. Lot's of biblical scholars like to claim the spell didn't work and the man summoned was a demon instead, since modern interpretations insist magic is purely the work of demons. This video is clearly Jehova Witness though so who know if they think magic is real.
>> [_] Anon 2809384 >># It's more the attitude of it. It's not 'Hey, this is not good for you for reasons X, Y, and Z' it's literally 'Do this because I told you to, and I am going to use YHVH to guilt you into it.'
>> [_] Anon 2809386 Argh Matey, ya best be walkin the plank
>> [_] Anon 2809388 if I was raised like this, I wouldent be a fucked up as I am now And I would ride more bikes
>> [_] Anon 2809389 well, im a christian not a Jehovah witness...so to make it clear what we believe...we don't believe in witchcraft or Manipulation witch we consider a form of the said....so basically we teach our kids not to be pagans and not to be manipulative bitches who use their bodies for personal gain and teach our children to not blackmail......that thinking the lady in the video shows is such a surface retarded way of interpreting the bible (jehovas witnesses have a different edited bible though) .....the same way that Pentecostals believe in not cutting their hair or wearing clothing other than dresses or using makeup...when the passages that they take those verses from were about separating the christian women from the looks of prostitutes of the time..... so those passages should basically be interpreted as "dont dress like a whore"....all in context niggas
>> [_] Anon 2809396 >># THERES MAGIC ALL OVER THAT FUCKING BOOK! Name one time Jesus didnt use magic? >walking on water >healing powers >water to wine
>> [_] Anon 2809398 Mybrotherkeepstryingtoconvertme.Thosepeo plearebatshitfundamentalistswhobelievethe devilcontrolstheworldrightnowandthatonlyt hosewhoremainpureandabstainfromthecorrupt ioninherentinoursocietywillbesaved.Theyal sobelievethatassociatingwithpeoplewhoaren otofthefaithwillcorruptyou.Theysaythistot heirmemberssothatthey'llneverfigureouthow fuckedtheirreligionis.Controltheflowofinf ormationandfilteroutorediteverythingyougi veyourcongregationandtheywillhavenochoice toacceptyourviews.Itisaculturethatisolate sit'smembersandfuckingbrainwashesthem.He' stoofarin,heistooinvested,hiswholeworldis thechurchandheonlyinteractswithustotryand convertus.Icouldhavestoppedhim,hewasshopp ingaroundforreligionsaftermomdied,looking forsomehopeattheendofthetunnel.Icouldhave stoppedthis,butIwaswrappedupinmyownlifeat thetime,bythetimeItriedtalkingto him he had already gotten in too deep. I fucking hate Jehova's Witnesses.
>> [_] Anon 2809399 >># That was divine intervention, not magic you fucking moron
>> [_] Anon 2809400 >># witchcraft is what they are talking about...which has to do with satanism or pagan worship..or demons.....god used his own stash of magic.....kinda a odd thing aint it?
>> [_] Anon 2809402 >># On the bright side Jehova witnesses don't believe in hell and think you just cease to exist until judgement day. That certainly makes them less threatening.
>> [_] Anon 2809403 >># was expecting an ALLAHU AKHBAR after the "y'know what i wanna do?" part. Someone do it please.
>> [_] Anon 2809404 >># yup...cults man,,,gutta watch them...funny story...my mom was working on planes at Chrysler during the 90s....a man asked if she wanted to go to his church sometime (my mom was single) she felt weird and decided not to go even though he was nice...fast forward a few months that church ended up as the biggest barbaque in waco texas....
>> [_] Anon 2809407 >># why...do you,,,type...like a...retard...
>> [_] Anon 2809408 >># Theysurroundyouwithasupportivecommunity, theymakeyouinvesttimeandenergyin"Biblestu dy",andtheymakeyouinvestfinanciallywithat ithe.Theymonopolizeyou,theyinviteyouovert oadifferenthouseeveryday,ifyourfamilytrie stospendtimewithyou,theywillinevitablyfin dthatyourtimeisalreadypromisedtosomebodyi nthechurch.Sincealltheytalkaboutisreligio n,andallyoursparetimeisspentimmersedinrel igiousliterature,Godbecomestheonlytopicyo ufeelcomfortablediscussing.Thisalienatesa nynon-religiouspeopleinyourlife,astheywil leitherbecomeuncomfortablearoundyouandsto pinvitingyouover,orwillgetinaheatedargume ntwithyouoveryourbeliefs.Aftertheinevitab leblow-upwithatleastoneofyouroldfamilyyou willturntoyournewfriends,theonlyonesyouha veanymore.Thentheywillbaptizeyouandaftert hat,evenifyoutrytoleave,theywillnotletyou .Theywillhoundyouuntilyourelentandreturn to the fold. My brother is gone. I don't even know him anymore. I see echos, but that's all there is left of the man I once knew.
>> [_] Anon 2809411 who's got the porn of the mom masturbating with the action figure? I can never find it on Paheal
>> [_] Anon 2809423 >># Whenever someone spells it like that I can only picture YHVH from SMT Now that I think of it Jehovah's witnesses must hate that series
>> [_] Anon 2809427 >># They can get in line with every other religious zealot, lol.
>> [_] Anon 2809429 >># not in their minds my father converted to jehovas witness, via his new wife
>> [_] Anon 2809433 /r/ r34 of sparlock fucking the mom.
>> [_] Anon 2809438 WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT. OH MY FUCKING JEHOVAH WHAT THE FUCK IS - ARE YOU FUCKING- I am dumbfounded and awestruck. I shouldn't be, but I am. I want to be articulate about why this is so fucking ridiculous but i can't. because fuck. Maybe I should just be sarcastic. Eh too late for that I guess. Oh I know. hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. ...Fuck your fucking jehovah you stupid pricks not letting a little kid play pretend with his innocent fucking doll like oh no shit it shoots fireballs WELL GUESS WHAT FIREBALLS CAN BE A REAL THING SUCK A GIANT DICK. God what a manipulative brainwashing bitch that mom is. God what a manipulative brainwashing bitch people are. HEY LETS GO RIDE BIKES BECAUSE ITS WHAT I WANT TO DO. Did you invent that bike? NO? Then it might as well be magic and thus evil to you because you were too dumb to put wheels on a frame. Destroy all imagination. Snuff out any inventive or creative thoughts and just felate the dick of tradition for all eternity caus nothing will ever change if you really want it to, right?
>> [_] Anon 2809439 wow what a fuckin bitch throwin out his friends toy like that fuck that bitch
>> [_] Anon 2809440 Cults really know how to ruin fucking everything
>> [_] Anon 2809441 ITT fedora tippers going batshit 10/10 troll on atheists OP
>> [_] Anon 2809442 >># This God damn this thread is so cringey.
>> [_] Anon 2809443 >># This.
>> [_] Anon 2809444 >you made mommy very happy >doesn't end in /ss/
>> [_] Anon 2809445 >># this
>> [_] Anon 2809446 >># Honestly, you would be fucked up.
>> [_] Anon 2809459 >># because i am one. .... ...... actually because it bugs people like u
>> [_] Anon 2809467 >># my mom taught me that adults who ride bikes are weird
>> [_] Anon 2809471 >># >who likes magic? Jehovah, or Satan? stopped watching right there
>> [_] Anon 2809473 >># >># >># fuck off samefag.
>> [_] Anon 2809474 >># Two of those were posted within a second of each other you retard
>> [_] Anon 2809484 Im a full blown Christian but I fucking love magic fuck this family.
>> [_] Anon 2809487 >># You're a disgrace to the lord. Burn in hell witch
>> [_] Anon 2809492 >># >>>>>>reddit
>> [_] Anon 2809493 I found all the videos online....wow.... just wow http://www.jw.org/en/bible-teachings/fam ily/children/become-jehovahs-friend/video s/
>> [_] Anon 2809506 My father is a Jehovah witness and all this is true. He even has this movie. He takes me to his church every other Sunday and it is exactly like >># said
>> [_] Anon 2809508 Lol i remeber the rule 34 for this. http://rule34.paheal.net/post/list/Jehov ah's_Witnesses/1
>> [_] Anon 2809510 >># >He takes me to his church every other Sunday Why do you go with him?
>> [_] Anon 2809512 >># >Wanting to feel abandoned by your father.
>> [_] Anon 2809514 I'm only 16 and to beta to stand up to him
>> [_] Anon 2809516 >># 4chan is an 18+ website Anon
>> [_] Anon 2809519 >># Sorry, 16+2 years
>> [_] Anon 2809521 I remember when I was young I was playing Pokemon he told me not to play it any more because it had evolution and violence in it.