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[_] Anonymous 07/10/15(Fri)00:59:50 No.2839908
Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anonymous 07/10/15(Fri)01:06:48 No.2839925
Bunch of Nazis.
>God was very sad
Understatement of the century.
Also love how only god can use magic to interfere with the natural life and order of man.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/10/15(Fri)01:18:57 No.2839941
>>2839908
Fuck this bitch, knew a family like this when I was a child.
My friend couldn't have any pokemon cards with a psychic symbol on them because his mom said
satan was watching through the eyes.
Religious people are fucking psycho's.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/10/15(Fri)01:20:37 No.2839944
>>2839941
Friend of mine growing up couldn't watch Darkwing Duck because Dark meant evil.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/10/15(Fri)01:22:40 No.2839947
Whatever. I'd fuck the shit out of that mom.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/10/15(Fri)01:28:02 No.2839954
Hypocritical bitch. Bikes are magical. She just made Jehovah sad.
>Burn in hell with your training wells.
> Warrior Wizard will GET HIS REVENGE!
>> [_] Anonymous 07/10/15(Fri)01:30:05 No.2839957
Ex-mormon here. I couldn't hang with asian people when I was a kid because my parents though
green tea was akin to witchcraft.
Only did I hit the bright age of 13 did I realize that tea was not in fact the devil's juice and
just fucking water with flavored leaves.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/10/15(Fri)01:33:39 No.2839961
>>2839908
That circular logic though.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/10/15(Fri)01:41:56 No.2839976
>>2839947
I think there's some r34 of that bitch.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/10/15(Fri)01:45:01 No.2839982
>>2839957
>Ex-mormon here. I couldn't hang with asian people when I was a kid because my parents though
green tea was akin to witchcraft.
Wow. That's shitty. I'm also an ex-mormon but my parents weren't that stupid and none of the
families at any of the churches I attended were like that.
When I went to the midwest, places like Kansas, or even Utah, then I started to encounter some
truly insane mormons.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/10/15(Fri)01:45:26 No.2839984
>guaranteedreplies.swf
>> [_] Anonymous 07/10/15(Fri)01:47:41 No.2839989
>>2839957
My babysitter growing up was a Mormon lady. She wouldn't let me watch Harry Potter because that
shit's satanic, but her kids and I used to play Zelda and watch DBZ all day long because of
course there's nothing magical or supernatural about either of those at all.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/10/15(Fri)01:50:26 No.2839993
>>2839989
Wow where the fuck were you guys living that had all these batshit mormons instead of normal
mormons.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/10/15(Fri)01:52:10 No.2839996
>>2839993
>implying all mormans arent batshit crazy
>> [_] Anonymous 07/10/15(Fri)01:54:51 No.2840001
>>2839993
Mormons are a relatively new cult. Young religions are ripe spawning grounds for complete
nutjobs. Schisms every 3 seconds because everyone has their own idea of what the ONE TRUE FAITH
really is.
Reminder: Joseph Smith had regular arguments with his wife and closest followers about just what,
exactly, the words he wro- I MEAN READ LOL- meant. The mormon church has had a steady
fragmentation, with varying shades of batshittery, from its first days.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/10/15(Fri)01:55:40 No.2840006
>>2839993
>normans
FUCK
>> [_] Anonymous 07/10/15(Fri)02:00:46 No.2840014
>>2839957
Your parents are niggers. It's up to the individual to partake of the hot drink or not. As long
as it isn't explicitly a tea party 24/7 in that household it should be fine.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/10/15(Fri)02:02:21 No.2840015
>>2839996
I grew up around them and I didn't turn out crazy. Most of the ones I knew were significantly
more reasonable than regular evangelical christians.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/10/15(Fri)02:03:28 No.2840016
>>2840015
>regular evangelical christians
>regular
>evangelical christians
>regular
>christians
AIN'T NO SICH AMINAL, BOY
>> [_] Anonymous 07/10/15(Fri)02:03:51 No.2840017
MAGIC HATES JEOVAH TOO
>> [_] Anonymous 07/10/15(Fri)02:04:28 No.2840020
>>2840016
kek
>> [_] Anonymous 07/10/15(Fri)02:05:49 No.2840022
Am I the only one who realizes she's having her kid throw out the toy his friend gave to him?
That's fucking destruction of property there, kids ain't got no idea about property but that
other kid's parent probably wouldn't want what looks like a new $10 or $20 toy chucked in the
garbage because "YHWH hates wizards".
I know I wouldn't.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/10/15(Fri)02:09:17 No.2840026
I like to ask mormon missionaries questions about the jehovah's witnesses church and vice versa.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/10/15(Fri)02:09:34 No.2840027
The tone of the child's voice sounds like his dreams were stomped on because of his stupid mom.
That was his imagination and joy that he threw away.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/10/15(Fri)02:12:27 No.2840028
/r/ing porn of the mom
>> [_] Anonymous 07/10/15(Fri)02:15:36 No.2840030
>>2840026
Hello.
It's a book about jesus christ and america a long long time ago.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/10/15(Fri)02:16:00 No.2840031
>jehova hates
nigga isnt god supposed to be all forgiving and shit
also you could tell that this kid knew he had to agree to his moms batshit insanity otherwise
worse would happen
>> [_] Anonymous 07/10/15(Fri)02:16:23 No.2840032
>>2840016
>evangelical
>resisting all urges to make an eva joke
>> [_] Anonymous 07/10/15(Fri)02:21:51 No.2840033
>>2840030
It has so many awesome parts
>> [_] Anonymous 07/10/15(Fri)02:22:06 No.2840034
>>2840031
god is bipolar... some days he feels like blowing up the world and others he'll give everyone a
big hug
>> [_] Anonymous 07/10/15(Fri)02:37:41 No.2840046
what kind of snack is that? frozen fishsticks?
also im pretty sure God created the world using magic
>> [_] Anonymous 07/10/15(Fri)03:06:00 No.2840074
>is this toy magical
>no it's plastic
>> [_] Anonymous 07/10/15(Fri)03:12:25 No.2840080
>>2840028
/r/ing porn of the mom being corrupted by magic into a slutty succubus.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/10/15(Fri)03:14:28 No.2840082
Lutherans: We'll let you keep your wizard knights.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/10/15(Fri)03:17:40 No.2840085
I'm pretty sure that this move is about Jehovah's Witnesses, different sect of Christianity to
the church of latter day saints (Mormons)
but still all the same level of crazy
>> [_] Anonymous 07/10/15(Fri)03:32:20 No.2840095
>>2840085
Depends on how you quantify "the same".
>> [_] Anonymous 07/10/15(Fri)03:44:53 No.2840102
>>2840028
five minutes in paint
http://oi61.tinypic.com/9abw8x.jpg
>> [_] Anonymous 07/10/15(Fri)03:51:04 No.2840105
>kid gives up toy because he doesnt want to make an imaginary bipolar corpse mad and becomes a
fucking busta
