File: FREEBIRD.swf-(9.41 MB, 576x240, Loop)
[_] Anonymous 06/11/15(Thu)02:28:11 No.2809573
Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anonymous 06/11/15(Thu)02:33:22 No.2809579
great movie
>> [_] Anonymous 06/11/15(Thu)02:40:18 No.2809587
>>2809579
There were more holes in that movie than swiss cheese and I don't know what the hell was going on
between the guy and girl (are they friends? in love? budding romance?) but it was plenty of fun
to watch.
The opening, and this scene, were really well done.
>> [_] The Great Weiner of Junior Hut 06/11/15(Thu)02:41:36 No.2809589
Gonna go with the guess of Kingsmen?
>> [_] Anonymous 06/11/15(Thu)02:44:15 No.2809592
>>2809589
Yep. Str8 good popcorn flick. I'm surprised a movie like this managed to create such a damn fine
action sequence, and to Freebird no less!
>> [_] Anonymous 06/11/15(Thu)02:44:41 No.2809593
>>2809587
I think the entire movie was pretty well done actually.
Of course there were holes though, its literally made to be over the top satire...
The holes are what made the movie
>> [_] Anonymous 06/11/15(Thu)02:47:06 No.2809596
>>2809593
Hmm. Well now that you put it that way, I guess I appreciate it a little bit more now.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/11/15(Thu)02:50:36 No.2809599
Saw this in theaters with a chick and watched as tons of old people with children left the
theater. lol
>> [_] Anonymous 06/11/15(Thu)02:51:47 No.2809602
Why did everyone else start beating the shit out of each other?
>> [_] Anonymous 06/11/15(Thu)02:52:43 No.2809604
>>2809602
Long story short, audio virus gave them all rabies
>> [_] Anonymous 06/11/15(Thu)02:53:11 No.2809605
oh look another movie fantasizing about killing christians. Hollywood at it's finest.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/11/15(Thu)02:53:33 No.2809606
>>2809599
Fuck 'em. This shit was gold. It missed the part in the beginning where he trolls the fuck out of
them with the "Hail Satan" rant as he walks out.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/11/15(Thu)02:54:46 No.2809608
>>2809605
Not just any Christians, they're made to represent the Westboro Baptist Church. If you had to
pick a group of Christians to massacre, they're not a bad option.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/11/15(Thu)02:55:50 No.2809610
>>2809605
I thought that at first too, honestly, and my /pol/ senses went off, but I realized they were
spoofing Westboro and later when all the world leaders go "poof" I realized that this movie
didn't really care who it offended.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/11/15(Thu)02:57:29 No.2809611
>>2809605
It was mind control set too everyone killing everyone. They just used Christians because they are
barely people anyways so its ok to kill them. Like orcs from LotR or the only good actors in GoT
>> [_] Anonymous 06/11/15(Thu)03:40:49 No.2809652
>>2809611
>they are barely people anyways
*tips fedora*
>> [_] Anonymous 06/11/15(Thu)03:51:05 No.2809660
The kill right after the first reload always punches me right in the cockles
>> [_] Anonymous 06/11/15(Thu)04:07:39 No.2809664
>>2809587
>and I don't know what the hell was going on between the guy and girl (are they friends? in love?
budding romance?)
Is there any reason to assume they're anything other than friends? If it was two dudes would you
be thinking, "Wait a minute, are they gay?"
It's flat platonic, guy. They're just friends.
He's balls deep in a princess' ass at the end and the most intimate he got with Roxy was "I'll
help you not die if you don't have a chute".
>> [_] Anonymous 06/11/15(Thu)04:23:02 No.2809675
>>2809605
Amen. This world is absolutely disgusting. The Beast will have no trouble taking control when he
comes.
Absolutely disgusting society we live in. Return Lord Jesus.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/11/15(Thu)05:06:22 No.2809702
movie was weird, seemed like a children's movie but was ulraviolent
>> [_] Anonymous 06/11/15(Thu)05:10:46 No.2809706
>>2809702
seems like the average children's movie to me
>> [_] Anonymous 06/11/15(Thu)05:19:37 No.2809710
>>2809702
Thats what ealy made me like this movie
from one side its light, kinda funny, satirical
From the other side we have combat that is quite brutal.
This mix is what i realy like about it.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/11/15(Thu)05:35:56 No.2809720
just watched this because the flash. it wasn't like what I thought It would be I liked it
>> [_] Anonymous 06/11/15(Thu)05:41:54 No.2809726
Has anyone got a .swf of the head popping scene? I need that saved to my PC
>> [_] Anonymous 06/11/15(Thu)05:55:29 No.2809743
where could one watch this movie online?
>> [_] Anonymous 06/11/15(Thu)06:49:16 No.2809768
>>2809652
>*tips fedora*
You mean menora
>> [_] Anonymous 06/11/15(Thu)07:48:04 No.2809788
>>2809652
*Allahu's Ackbar*
