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[_] today in texas Anon 3292363
>> [_] gravelord 3292417 >># SAM HYDE DONE IT AGAIN https://youtu.be/W48v6hF6qZg
>> [_] Anon 3292432 Is it from a movie? and if so what's the name?
>> [_] Anon 3292458 >># Its the music video for gesaffelstein's obsession https://youtu.be/hoXodGinqnc The inspiration of Boys Noize and Rezz, took inspiration from Justice. An overall amazing producer.
>> [_] Anon 3292478 Holy fuck dude, I live so close to this. I'm pretty sure some people I know have actually been killed.
>> [_] Anon 3292481 >># the last guy that he kills looks a bit like tony soprano
>> [_] Anon 3292482 >># Except, you know, the description specifically says the video is a piece of the movie Kingsman: The Secret Service,
>> [_] Anon 3292486 >># looks like US media keeps glorifying these events, causing them to happen more

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[_] a rad swf Anon 3278194 freeeee biiiiirrrrrddd Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3278195 The way he came on her face omg
>> [_] Anon 3278212 fucking gross
>> [_] Anon 3278218 what movie?
>> [_] Anon 3278222 >># Kingsman: The secret service
>> [_] Anon 3278223 >># swfchan, faggot; are you fucking retarded?
>> [_] Anon 3278236 Boy, I sure do love watching amazing scenes in shitty quality and framerate
>> [_] Anon 3278265 Infinite Bullets?
>> [_] Anon 3278270 i definitly gonna watch that film
>> [_] Anon 3278281 >># its a rad tune; dont complain :^)
>> [_] Sammy 3278285 >># An Elegant British man slaughtering countless degenerate Southerners, all to the legendary solo from Lynyrd Skynyrds' Free Bird, whats not to love? I'm surprised only three of the Americans were carrying though.
>> [_] Anon 3278289 >># agreed; its a fuckin great movie yeah , fukn plebs 8)
>> [_] Anon 3278298 >># He fired twelve shots, reloaded fired another 12, ran out, stabbed someone with his gun, then looted guns from 3 other people. No infinite bullets there.

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[_] Anon 3200847
>> [_] Anon 3200848 How many rounds did he have in that magazine?
>> [_] Anon 3200850 What is this from
>> [_] Anon 3200852 Sauce please...
>> [_] Anon 3200854 >># >># Kingsman, actually a pretty damn good movie.
>> [_] Anon 3200855 >># oh thanks, I'll have to check it out
>> [_] Anon 3200857 >># two clips, 15 rounds per clip if i'm not mistaken. i could be though.
>> [_] Anon 3200858 >># counted 'em, about 11-12 a clip. my mistake.
>> [_] Anon 3200866 white people don't do this :/
>> [_] Anon 3200869 Best scene of the movie.
>> [_] Anon 3200870 >># I wouldn't be surprised if you told me that the entire film was pitched as an excuse for that scene.
>> [_] Anon 3200873 >># You literally just watched evidence that they do.
>> [_] Anon 3200875 >># >># >clip
>> [_] Anon 3200878 >># There are some other decent scenes like the bar fight and I liked the sky diving scene. Samuel L Jackson is awesome in it.
>> [_] Anon 3200881 >># yeah because they are paid to do it and its not real either in real life this never happens
>> [_] Anon 3200888 >># Somehow you didn't catch Dylan Roof's greatest hits it seems
>> [_] Anon 3200893 >># In the movie this is happening because some specific noise is being played in the church which makes people uncontrollably violent. That's why everyone is fighting each other as well
>> [_] Anon 3200896 >># thanks for stating the blaringly obvious there champ
>> [_] Anon 3200904 westborough is in wichita right now wish this could happen there
>> [_] Anon 3200916 >># In hindsight this movie really was terrible. His character gets killed right after this fight btw. Spoiler.
>> [_] Anon 3200940 >># /k/ taught me about why i should laugh at this.
>> [_] Anon 3200958 >># Edgy.

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[_] Anon 3143207 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3143208 i literally just wached it again and this shows up .. am i being watched ?
>> [_] Anon 3143209 >># Yes.
>> [_] Anon 3143293 >the_emergency_shuttle_has_been_called.s wf /ss13g/ says hi, fucking love this flash
>> [_] Anon 3143300 sauce?????
>> [_] !D0CT0R5JCg 3143315 huh, religious nutjobs wanting to kill one another in a gruesome way, usually involving guns. Just another day in America haha so glad I live in a land that gives two shits about the wellbeing of its citizens and controls guns.
>> [_] Anon 3143319 source?
>> [_] Anon 3143321 >># kingsmen the secret service
>> [_] Anon 3143372 >># you aren't baiting anyone here friendo
>> [_] Anon 3143393 >># xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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[_] That Juan church down road Anon 2961088 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2961092 sauce on song?
>> [_] Anon 2961110 >># *tips fedora*
>> [_] Anon 2961131 movie had some cool scenes but fuck that dindu manlet chav
>> [_] Anon 2961132 worth watching the movie?
>> [_] Anon 2961133 >># anon pls
>> [_] Anon 2961135 >># second this. i tried resizing and there was nothing
>> [_] Anon 2961136 >># Awesome movie and more than worth watching. Watch the original, unedited version to see a Swedish girl's ass hole at the end. There are 3 versions
>> [_] Anon 2961138 >># >># >># Learn to Youtube, Anon Delivers.
>> [_] Anon 2961141 >># read the filename you nitwit. god damn. also how the hell do you not know this song you filthy pleb?
>> [_] Anon 2961142 >># Anon forgot link.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKMu_itK f5A
>> [_] Anon 2961192 This scene literally killed the movie for me. Not because I am Christian, but because they put such a blatantly politicized scene in an otherwise great movie. What a waste.
>> [_] Anon 2961221 >># welcome to hollywood

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[_] Anon 2945403
>> [_] Anon 2945404 >># #Hollyjoows #Tipsfedora
>> [_] Anon 2945405 bump for source
>> [_] Anon 2945406 >># I'm with you, what is this movie?
>> [_] Anon 2945407 Source please
>> [_] Anon 2945408 >># Kingsman, its /k/ approved
>> [_] Anon 2945409 le edgy atheist propaganda
>> [_] Anon 2945415 >># TY
>> [_] Anon 2945416 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1G_siVTT JO4
>> [_] Anon 2945462 Well that got entirely too silly.
>> [_] Anon 2945477 Kingsman out on netflix now
>> [_] Anon 2945496 Its a really decent movie IMO.
>> [_] Anon 2945508 Is free bird really on the movie?
>> [_] Anon 2945509 awful movie
>> [_] Anon 2945554 >># yes
>> [_] Anon 2945577 >prods
>> [_] Anon 2945579 i made this flash, quit fucking renamng flashes. it's FFFFRREEEEEEEEBIRRRDDDD

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[_] Anon 2902606 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2902608 I wish this movie was better :(
>> [_] Anon 2902612 >># what movie's this from?
>> [_] Anon 2902616 >># Kingsmen
>> [_] Anon 2902639 >># Is it worth watching?
>> [_] Anon 2902648 Space Station 13 the_emergency_shuttle_has_been_called.swf
>> [_] Anon 2902660 >># It's an old-school Bond film with Nick Fury as the villain. If that's your thing , go for it.
>> [_] Anon 2902715 >># >It's an old-school Bond film If it has a scene like this, no it really isn't
>> [_] Anon 2902767 >># Daily reminder that this movie was cool just for the violence like every murrica movie plus it's libtard propaganda
>> [_] Anon 2902791 >># It's fun, but it's nothing special really
>> [_] Anon 2902813 >Dylann Roofe
>> [_] Anon 2902837 >># it's very fun. it's basically a homage to the old spy genre and it holds up very well on its own. definately worth watching.
>> [_] Anon 2902846 >># >Murrica movie >Written and produced in the UK mmmk
>> [_] Anon 2902851 >># >not reading comics and seeing that Mark Millar literally just writes that way If he had his way every character in every comic book ever would have their head blown up at one point or another. This movie wasn't hyper-violent with regard to the source material. It was written that way.
>> [_] Anon 2902863 This flash just made got me to go watch this on Putlocker. Fuk'in Brilliant, Bruv.
>> [_] Anon 2902871 >># Damnit anon...

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[_] Anon 2896829
>> [_] Anon 2896834 Can someone please tell me the source of this? >Already know it's from something that starts with a K, but I will still ask to get someone mad at me and then mad at the person who spoonfeeds me. What's the source? Tell me! And don't tell me to go to swfchan as I get viruses there and it hurts my fingers to go there! Google is also down right now for me where I live.
>> [_] Anon 2896838 >># 1. Use swfchan. 2. Get an antivirus that's worth a damn. 3. Stop living in a 3rd world shithole with lousy/censored internet. 4. Quit being a lazy faggot.
>> [_] Anon 2896839 >># keratin
>> [_] Anon 2896841 >># haha look everyone I'm spoonfeeding! It's from a movie called Kingsman: The Secret Service.
>> [_] Anon 2896842 >># >Get an antivirus I recommend using common sense.
>> [_] Anon 2896845 >># >># Wait, people really do get viruses from swfchan? I never had a problem there in all honesty. >># Thanks! >># Nah, I think it's Keratin. Anon wouldn't lie to me, Anon!
>> [_] Anon 2896846 >># Only if you're stupid enough to click on the ads.
>> [_] Anon 2896881 The movie is Kingsmen, its pretty good.
>> [_] Anon 2896889 The context is that he's basically murdering the fuck out of the Westboro Baptist Church.
>> [_] Anon 2896941 >># isnt kings man about a poor kid who is actually the heir to like a king and stuff?
>> [_] Anon 2896963 the camera work is fucking flawless if only more movies did it like this there would be less confusion about who's hitting who

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[_] Anon 2892492 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2892498 Is this from Kingsman?
>> [_] Anon 2892499 Kingsman! Hell Yeah!
>> [_] Anon 2892500 Wasn't violent enough. I fell asleep.
>> [_] Anon 2892502 Dat movie, dat scene. ha
>> [_] Anon 2892524 >># Exactly how extended was that guy's first magazine?
>> [_] Anon 2892526 >># It wasn't. He fires 11 times for a total of 10 rounds plus one in the chamber, reloads, then fires a further 10 times before resorting to hand-to-hand, gadgets and other people's firearms.
>> [_] Anon 2892539 Really, that's from a real movie? Some of the CG is horrible internet quality.
>> [_] Anon 2892563 this was such a bad movie
>> [_] Anon 2892573 >># So the movie is bad? But seeing this on /f/ makes me wanna watch it.
>> [_] Anon 2892575 >># stupid fucking movie cant the brits do anything right? its like everyone gave up when shakespeare died and then they pretended like the queen and the beetles were the greatest thing ever.
>> [_] Anon 2892576 >># Atheist derails christian thread.swf
>> [_] Anon 2892642 >># Yes, muddy-jpeg-quality flash files are a great indicator of the quality of visual effects in the original source! Besides, should realize that this movie does not take itself that seriously, and that's half of why it's awesome. The climax has people's heads exploding in technicolor mushroom clouds to the tune of Pomp and Circumstance, for crying out loud. The mushroom clouds have tiny fireworks in them.
>> [_] Anon 2892648 >># Dude, that's like every day at work before lunch. Get on my level.
>> [_] Anon 2892651 >># This scene looks so childish. Only edgelord atheists can love this crap. I'm atheist, btw
>> [_] Anon 2892655 >># C-, you can do better

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[_] Anon 2890733 best movie of 2015 is best Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2890743 What is it?
>> [_] Anon 2890745 >># I found out by googling! so can you!
>> [_] Anon 2890751 >># Kingsmen - The Secret Service >># Fuck people like you that feel like they can't be bothered to just answer a question for someone. You faggot.
>> [_] Anon 2890753 What's the context of this scene?
>> [_] Anon 2890758 >># I don't really want to spoil it for anyone that reads this thread and hasn't seen it. My answer to your question will be....watch it. It's well worth it :-). I've seen it 3 times and hope they make a sequel.
>> [_] Anon 2890759 >># >spoonfeeding
>> [_] Anon 2890763 >># Sorry, but how gay would it be if you were walking down the street and you asked someone where something was and their response was "Google it". Just because Google exists doesn't mean every response should be "Google it". Quit being a faggot and answer a question for someone once in a while.
>> [_] Anon 2890765 >># >spoonfeeding
>> [_] Anon 2890767 >># >># >master troll
>> [_] Anon 2890769 >># basically this guy doesnt believe in god, hes like an atheist or something, but someone convinced him to go once and hes like alright ill go but then the pastor says something that he doesnt like and he stands up and starts yelling about how everyone is wrong and he gets pissed off and leaves then this lady tells him that his opportunity to be saved is now, and he should take it because thats what jesus would want but at this point hes pretty sick of people telling him what to do so he pulls a gun and starts killing everyone in the church for their beliefs.
>> [_] Anon 2890774 >># >Fuck people like you that feel like they can't be bothered to just answer a question for someone. You faggot. What's lazy is asking the question and expecting people to supply you with the answer instead of looking it up. I guess you haven't been places where spoonfeeding is rampant, so you don't know why 4chan culture is so against encouraging it.
>> [_] Anon 2890778 I'd watch the flash if it didn't look so horrible.
>> [_] Anon 2890785 >># >># kill you're self
>> [_] Anon 2890790 >># awesome
>> [_] Anon 2890794 >># kappa.jpg
>> [_] Anon 2890801 >># >># "source" has been posted 6084 times on /f/ since march 2014. "sauce" has been posted 11886 on /f/ since march 2014. Asking for source is shitposting, contributes nothing to a thread and is 98% of the time unnecessary.
>> [_] Anon 2890806 >># stop fagging up this board. people are just trying to have a good time.
>> [_] Anon 2890808 >># how about the source/sauce stats for /gif/?
>> [_] Anon 2890809 >># Asking for source on something you could easily find source for yourself IS fagging up the board. And how is someone asking a retarded question "having a good time" anyway, please enlighten me. >># Go to their archive and find out.
>> [_] Anon 2890814 >># i was having a good time before you showed up, thats for sure.
>> [_] Anon 2890815 >># I wouldn't have posted if nobody asked for source.
>> [_] Anon 2890821 >># ok batman
>> [_] Anon 2890837 If the film makers had any balls what so ever, they'd make have this scene take place inside a mosque and have the dude shooting a bunch of Muslims. But they can't, Hollywood's run by liberal, left-wing extremist, progressive pussies.
>> [_] Anon 2890839 >># so then why are you complaining about their balls if you said so yourself that they cannot because of who runs hollywood? check and mate.
>> [_] Anon 2890842 >># Its kinda hard to give it decent quality seeing how there is a 10MB cap faggot
>> [_] Anon 2890843 >># It's more of a won't then a can't. They certainly can, but they face being blacklisted for life.
>> [_] Anon 2890866 I'll start using swfchan to find sources when it stops trying to give me viruses.
>> [_] Anon 2890870 >># im with this guy. what's the point of talking with each other if we can just spend all day alone on google searching for everything? id much rather ask for something and get a good answer than waste time sorting through unrelated shit to find what im looking for. as a bonus i get interaction with another human being >># that scene was very nice
>> [_] Anon 2890876 >># might happen sooner than you think... anyway is this the source? http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2802144/ or this one? http://www.imdb.com/title/tt4649466/ seems to be torrents out for a "Kingsman The Secret Service Revealed" from 2015, which I assume is the second movie? strange that the iMDB page hasnt been updated if the movie isn't released yet (still says "in development" for Kingsman 2).
>> [_] Anon 2890878 >># >Walking down the street >This guy comes up to me and asks me how to get to the nearest Woolies >Point to a map that's right over there. >Random guy overhears us and rushes over >"JEEZ MAN WHY CAN'T YOU JUST TELL HIM WHERE IT IS?" >"b- but there's a map right over th-" >"YOUR BEING A TOTAL ASSHOLE FUCK YOU DUDE"
>> [_] Anon 2890881 >># retard or bait
>> [_] Anon 2890886 >># Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me. i figured it out, it was the first movie. now who's the retard? yeah didn't think so
>> [_] Anon 2890888 >># oh thank god thank goodness phew phew lads crisis averted tbh phew
>> [_] Anon 2890891 >># yeah seriously, thats like exactly what i mean. why do you have to tell him to use a map if you already knew where it is? he didnt ask for directions to a map, he asked directions to woolies. if you dont know then say so, and then tell him where a map is. asshole.
>> [_] Anon 2890894 >># ok so a stranger asks you for help and you dismiss him by pointing to a map? basically the same as telling him to fuck off: since you didn't say you didn't know the answer he knew you were witholding information and force him to waste time scouting some map instead of you taking the three seconds out of your busy life and help him find the place. by refusing to be helpful you immediately show him how unfriendly people are in this obviously new area to him and further causes everybody to hate each other/lose faith in mankind did you not think about what you were writing or can't you handle social interactions?
>> [_] Anon 2890895 >># damn it, what you wrote were faster than what i wrote but still landed my point. i need to improve
>> [_] Anon 2890898 >># I don't know what I hate more, people arguing back and forth about finding the source of media on 4chan, or people like you who just make shit up when asking about context. I fell for the bait and I'm still mad.
>> [_] Anon 2890900 >># I've never seen one before, no one has but I'm guessing it's a white hole.
>> [_] Anon 2890902 >># im the hero this boards needs but not what it wants
>> [_] Anon 2890905 >># I think that it has to do more with the fact that some people are too lazy to do some dirty work and look things up themselves. Is someone was being dismissive and pointing at a map my reaction would be "Oh, well he either knows and doesn't want to help because he's an asshole or he doesn't know. Either way, at least I can find it now". I wouldn't get mad at someone not telling me shit because I'm a well-adjusted human being who believes that I should exhaust my first option of finding something myself before asking someone to find it for me.
>> [_] Anon 2890906 >># A white hole?
>> [_] Anon 2890909 >># it's not about someone becoming mad though, it's about how people should be helpful. what you're saying is that it's ok to be an asshole because people shouldn't become upset over what the asshole does. what im saying is that you shouldn't be an asshole, then nobody could upset in the first place.
>> [_] Anon 2890914 >># >># Pointing someone to a map, just like pointing someone to swfchan, implies that you do not know where it is. Seriously, are you guys that fucking autistic? The problem with spoonfeeding is that it harms the person asking the question. That's why it's called spoonfeeding. It babies them. By telling someone about swfchan or looking underneath the flash, you are able to help the person much more, because now instead of having to ask for the source every time they need it, they can use their newfound knowledge to look for it themselves. Did any of this ever occur to you faggots? That maybe people would rather teach someone how to fish than hand them a free fish everyday?
>> [_] Anon 2890921 >># Listen, if I were starving and someone hands me a fucking fishing rod while clearly holding a fish behind his back I would punch them in the neck with my last dying strength. "here's the source anon, btw there's this place called swfchan that you can use next time if you want to" see how extremely helpful that was? yep, you can give source and tip about swfchan at the same time.
>> [_] Anon 2890923 i mean, do you guys check swfchan if someone has given source before and THEN decide if you're going to be assholes about it or if you're going to be the first one to give source? because you cant tip about swfchan unless you know the source is there, right? because that would be REALLY assholic.
>> [_] Anon 2890928 >># That is a really shitty analogy. "Oh no! I'm starving to death because I need the source of this flash! I need the source soon or I'll die!" See how silly that shit sounds? You are right though. I could give the source to a person and tell them about swfchan; however, the spoonfeeder did not tell him about swfchan and was being more harmful to the community than anything. Also, there is no gaurantee that the person will even use swfchan at all if you give the source along with it. They might just keep asking. It's just an altogether much better thing to not give the source
>> [_] Anon 2890929 >># >he doesn't have adblock How the fuck do you manage to be able to use the internet while being this illiterate?
>> [_] Anon 2890930 >># >ok so a stranger asks you for help and you dismiss him by pointing to a map? There's literally nothing wrong with that, you may actually have autism.
>> [_] Anornamoose 2890931 >># every action has an equal and opposite reaction. a black sucks time and matter out of the universe, a white hole returns it.
>> [_] Anon 2890935 >># >That is a really shitty analogy. you're the one that brought up the old cliché "teaching someone how to fish" in the first place, thinking it would prove something >harmful to the community I don't see how being helpful would be harmful, especially since it's needed for information to even get into swfchan in the first place. Giving source bumps threads and might spawn new conversation. Someone asking for source adds reply count to the the flash, which is basically the only way to at a glance see flashes that are interesting on the board. >They might just keep asking. which is something a normal human does when he seeks information because it is usually the fastest way to obtain it. if anything asking questions should be encouraged >much better thing to not give the source very much nope
>> [_] Anon 2890936 >># So what is it? >># You may actually be an asshole. You had to find out one day.
>> [_] Anon 2890937 >># >># >># >># >># >># These are the same people that will vote for Bernie "Everything is Free" Sanders. >Doing things myself is hard
>> [_] Anon 2890938 >># >Bernie Sanders Who? Assuming it's an American thing.
>> [_] Anon 2890941 Know what a shitpost clusterfuck is like ? You do know FAGGOTS!
>> [_] Anon 2890943 I was able to find out what movie this was just by searching "freebird fight scene" when I saw this flash posted before. Why can't people just put in a modicum of effort?
>> [_] Anon 2890945 >># The death of America.

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[_] great clip from austin powers 2 Anon 2830739 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2830740 If he wanted to kill them all, why did he run into the middle instead of just shooting them from a certain area?
>> [_] Anon 2830743 >># their inhibitions are turned off man it's like rage zombies or some such
>> [_] Anon 2830808 what is this from?
>> [_] Anon 2830809 >># kingsman: the secret service Good movie actually
>> [_] Anon 2830818 >># because he's gone berserk, you don't shoot from a distance when you've gone berserk.
>> [_] Anon 2830821 The film critic for my local paper actually thought this scene was far too long and said it cost the movie a star (it got three out of five). I just got this on DVD too and showed it to my step brother and step dad. Bro loved it but dad thought it was a little too goofy. I had to explain it was supposed to be goofy but not too much.
>> [_] Anon 2830838 Kingsman is such a good fucking movie. The fight choreography through the whole thing is amazing. This scene is definitely the best, but the pub scene early on is magical.
>> [_] Anon 2830844 >># It was pretty damn amazing. Has the same feel as old bond movies. The new ones are still good, but not at being bond movies.
>> [_] Anon 2830872 >># I can verify this. I watched it on a whim a week or so ago and was surprised how good it was despite how much was going against it >britbongs
>> [_] Anon 2830894 Space Station 13 >IAA_gets_access_to_armory.swf
>> [_] Anon 2830895 >># >Why didn't he just let the enemy surround him?

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[_] Anon 2827613
>> [_] Anon 2827620 is this real?
>> [_] Anon 2827621 What is this from?
>> [_] Anon 2827622 What is this shit?
>> [_] Anon 2827626 >># >># >># Kingsman
>> [_] Anon 2827629 >># it any good?
>> [_] Anon 2827630 i made this flash weeks ago i'm so proud
>> [_] Uncle 2827631 >># Yes, surprisingly so. Saw it twice
>> [_] Anon 2827653 Love how killing Christian fundamentalists is about as morally reprehensible as killing nazis at this point.
>> [_] Anon 2827654 >># why would you make something that has low video and audio quality just so you can post it on /f/? It is a much more enjoyable experience to watch something like this on youtube.
>> [_] SEGA 2827658 >># You must be new here
>> [_] Anon 2827660 >># Then what's the reason.
>> [_] Uncle 2827663 >># Some men just want to watch the world burn
>> [_] Anon 2827666 why do all these namefags talk like this is reddit?
>> [_] Anon 2827672 A M A Z I N G C I N E M A T O G R A P H Y
>> [_] Anon 2827681 >># Because it's copyrighted you fucking dipshit. Youtube would pull it in five minutes.
>> [_] Anon 2827683 >># Nope
>> [_] Anon 2827689 >># I hate to feed faggots but, Every high quality video posted of this gets taken down. I was about to link one I had bookmarked in here for people but that got taken down too.
>> [_] Anon 2827697 >># >MGS3 second playthrough
>> [_] SEGA 2827709 So, I saw this movie on a cross-country flight and they cut 85% of this scene out. Fucking disgusting.
>> [_] Anon 2827711 >># >># >># Live footage of the Charleston Massacre.

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[_] obligatory Anon 2814224 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2814257 Why does he have 11 shots in the first round but only 8 in the 2nd.
>> [_] Anon 2814273 what is the name of the mocie
>> [_] Anon 2814278 >># kingsmen. not too much good out of it, but the fight scenes are fun as fuck to watch
>> [_] Anon 2814279 >># partially spent magazine? It's movie shit stop trying to put reality in it.
>> [_] Anon 2814281 >># But he got the 2nd round from his pocket so I would assume its full.
>> [_] Anon 2814292 modern day Assassin
>> [_] Anon 2814305 >># you what mate
>> [_] Anon 2814316 This isn't japanese related content. Why hasn't this thread been deleted yet?
>> [_] Anon 2814318 >># >># First of all, they're called magazines, not rounds. Rounds are bullets. Now, if you had previously fired a few rounds from your gun, it would make sense to swap out magazines for your full one in your free time. This means you will have more bullets readily available at the start of your next engagement. Also, it's a movie. Stop counting you fucking aspie.
>> [_] Anon 2814320 >># and in what way would this be obligatory?
>> [_] Anon 2814326 >># Yeah I know you wanted more space to fap to your Yaoi. STFU, Kingsman: The Secret Service in the house.
>> [_] Anon 2814335 >># Read the rules before you post.
>> [_] Anon 2814343 >># lurk more before you post
>> [_] Anon 2814349 >># Go bitch about it on /e/ or /h/ where people actually care.
>> [_] Anon 2814350 >># >># >"guize u hav 2 folo da rulez" >being this summer Do us and yourself a favor and an hero right now, for the love of Free Bird.
>> [_] Anon 2814362 >># >they're called magazines, not rounds. >precedes to call others aspie
>> [_] Anon 2814363 >># >love of Free Bird Western music is shit tier. This board is for Otakus.
>> [_] Anon 2814365 why is he killing all these nice white people?
>> [_] Anon 2814369 >># The amount of summer radiating off of you is giving me skin cancer.
>> [_] Anon 2814377 >># >being this retarded how is it even possible?
>> [_] Anon 2814393 >># s̠u̞m̜̰̮m̩̞̲̠̗e͎̺r̲̞̝͈̹̹ͅf̝͓͉̬͙̗a̺̣͚̞̪̰ͅ ̤ͅg̪͚ ͙͚͓̮̯͕̬s͙̗̮͖̼u̻̜m̗̫̻̦̭̰͈̤m̼̤̝e̙̣̤͔̙̻r͓̯͖ ̪̥f͉̖̝̠̳̯̥̖a̯̰̣̪͍̣̺g̠͇̘ ̟͚̞͉͙ͅs̹͙͖̪u͙̠̘̞̻m̗̜m͎͔͖͍̰e̯͔r͈͚̮̲̙f̪͈̫̖ ̬a̘̠̯g͚ͅ ̠̤̞̩̻̹s̬̬̠̫̱u̦̼͚͚m͍̝͔͍̣m̟̻̗̹̹͔̟e̱̝r̩̪̻͙͕ ̼̪͓̭f̖̼̯̝̲͉̣a̭̠̞̫̮̹g̪̜̣͙̯̹͈͓̳ ͍s̱̬̘̦ṳ͎̪̦̞m̲m̭͖͓͓͎͚e̪͚̜̺̪ṟ̲̣f̘̻͉̝̭̙̤ͅ a̗̠̣̗͕g̼̜ ͎̰̫͙ͅs͉̼̻͍u͕͕̹m̬̱̰̗̻͖m̖͓͚͍e̞͍̩r͍̩̝̻̞f͈a̝ ̞̻͎̩͓̝g̤̭̤ ̮̥s͖͕̗̹̝ͅͅu̝̳m̝̲̤͈͚̟̙m̠̪̫ͅe͕͖̰̺̳̬̯̲r̥̼͇̳ ͖͍f͓̬̯̥a̩̫g̮͔ͅ ̯̹͎̹̘̮̳s͎͇̯̜̹͉͎͉ͅu̪ͅͅm̥̝̜m̘̰̜e͚̘̺̞̼̱r̼̰͈ f̲̲̳͕̝͉a̲̳͍̰͙g̱̙̙ ̬̣s͇̟̞̝͚̙̼̪u̟͙͚͓m̥̫̺̰̣m̙̹̳̜̖̫̝̗e͖̘͓̲͎̣r͔ ̲̮͍f̲̠a͍̻͕̹̫̳g̘̱ ̤̥̗̖̯͓͇̝̦s͓̠͇̯u̜̺̯̤m̬̱m͚̘̜̙e̥̫͚̳̦̲͚ͅr̗͖̟ ̞̹̭͍͙̖f̪a̬̻͉͉͍͈͉̖g̖̼͔̝ ̳͔͖s̥͔͍u̻̬m͓ͅm̰̺͖͖ͅe͓͚͕̲̖r͓̯̦̻̤̠ͅf̯͍̪̥̮̫ ̠̣͎ḁ̝̗͙̤͉g̰̟̪̺̯͍̣
>> [_] Anon 2814394 >># >># Will you just go back to your containment board? >>>/b/
>> [_] Anon 2814396 >># >># >># >># >taking the bait this hard Holy shit, guys.
>> [_] Anon 2814400 you all are ruining the board with this western shit. please leave.
>> [_] Anon 2814404 >># we metafag now? All of the following can cease to post now: >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >>#
>> [_] Anon 2814407 >># >># >># >># >># >># Are we being raided?
>> [_] Anon 2814413 >># >># Holy fucking shit. The summer is real.
>> [_] Anon 2814419 >># No, people flamebait on all the boards. That's just shit people do.
>> [_] Anon 2814421 >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># l̰̠͍̻̞̮e̯̝̯͖̥̘̲ͅa̯̦̮r̯̮n̦͚͎͖͉̰ ̖̲̗̬͈̲̯̪ṭ̯̳̻̙̲͕o̤ ͕̼͖͍̜t̟͔̯̭̜͚̬̱a̹k͚̹̟̹̙͕̼̜͇e͔͍̼͉͈̳̝ ͉̪̣̦a̯̻̯̪͍̥̰ ̼͓̘̜h͔̭̬̼͉̟ͅi͍͉̘n̞͎͚̙͕̞ͅt̥ ̖̥̳̰̩͉l̳̦͔e̲̟̲̮̻̰̬a͈̰r͕̫̮͕̩̣͔n͓̹̫͓̦̻ ̞̺͚̫̜̗̭ͅt͙͓̥̗̟̜o͈̫̺͉ ̪͚͎̫̜̯t̥̠͈̲̹a̙̮̱k̬̯e̠͇̟̠̻̱̳̼̩ ͕͙̫̗a̳̫̤͍̱͚̲͉͙ ͕͈͔ḫ̯̻͓̩̘͎͙i̙̬̰̬͕̥̟̫n͍̟̲̮t͚̻̘ ̝̙̦̦̭͍l͎e̦̤̼̯͔̪a̦̫̠̦r͔̭̖n͖̘̼̞̥ ͉̟̙͙̖ͅṯ͖̺̲̝o̰͉̺̮̻̦͚ ͎̱̬t̘̤͖͖̩͙̱a͎͍̘k̜̭͇̫e͇̬͍̤ͅ ̥̜͎͉͕̫̘a̪̳̞̻̘͖͈ ͉͍͉͇̥͓̭̰h͈͓i͙̦̜n̙̪͎t̤͎ ̰̩̭̲̦̰͎l̟͔̹̥͙̙̥ͅͅe͔̫̙̪̪͚̫̦a̩ͅr̩̙͎n̤͇͈͇̥͍̜ ͇t̠o̗̭̺̤̭̟̞̻ ͚̰̘̗̥̩̰t͚̼̘̘ḁ̮͖̘̹̮k̞̥̱̠͔̱̲̞e͍͈ͅ ̺̥͓a͙͙͉͇̫͕͔̳̘ ͚͎̼h̹ͅị̜̲̱̩̲̲̳̜n̦͇͈̥̙͈͖̥t̫̯ ̱̠̫͇͖̙l͔̮e̥̝͍a̖͔͔̼r̹̜͕̜n̹͇̹̪͔̻̳ ̮͖̩̘̖t̮͕͙̺o̟̟̙̮̫̲̜͖̺ ̩̹̰͉̞͚t̤̖̲͔͖̝̞̙a̖̣̖̙k̦͚e̯̙͕͔͖̟̙͚ ̮a̖̹͕ ̮h̙̝̬̟̣i̠̭̫̰̥n͇̟̘̜͖̪̥t̲̻̣͓ ̭͎̪
>> [_] Anon 2814422 >stop posting new things so we can repost touhou heh..heh are y-you guys m-mad??
>> [_] Anon 2814429 >># d͙̖̻̘̿̔̓͗̂ͭ̑̋̇ͅọ̠͕͈̱̓̓ͦ͂n͎͕̮̮̮̄͆ͣ'̘̳̥̅t ̜̹̮͕͙̳͎ͮͨ͌ ̟̙͖̮͚͎ͧͩ̿y̬͉̻̪̐̿ô̪̲̼͙͚̜̞̓ͅǖ͕͖̬̠̳͚ͫͫ̉͋ ̰̳ ̼̱̘̬̟͚̣ͫ̄̒̓ͅd̙͚̹̮ͥ̇̅͐͋̚a̙̬͚̱̬̝̋̔̾r̓̾̽ͭ̔ͪ ͔̹͎̙͍̻̤̫̝͒e̘̯̘̘̩̭̜͖͌͊͛̇͗͒ͪ ̳̬̗̼͇͍ͤͤ́̽ī̳͕̪̰̹͉̤̮̠ͩ̿ͧn̼̙͈͕͇̰͓̖̯ͧ͑̃̚s͛ ̳̼͈̀ͦͤ̃u̥̖̘͈̒ͫ́̃̓̌l̥̪͙̤̖͈̼ͭ͌̑ͮt̥̤͒̉̇͊ͪ͋͌͆ ̠̘̟̟ ̗̱͍̱̂͛͑t̺̬̘͛͆o͓̬̖͐u̯̪̖͔̻̫̤ͪ͒͆̋ḧ̺̲͕̹͕̎̃ͅ ọ̪̠̻̝̄u̞̺ͬ̂̿̆̄ͪͨ
>> [_] Anon 2814464 >># 2hu is shit you faggot
>> [_] Anon 2814474 >># 2hu+2hu
>> [_] Anon 2814480 >># c̬̳̻̎̀r̤͔̫͎̅u͔͔͚̲̰̠͐͆̈ͯ̄i̻̙͍̬̲̥̋ͣ́̓ͣs̽̓͗ ͖̱i̽̅n̰ͫ͆́̄'̘ͦ͗ ̣͋̿̏f̞͕͔͎͖̥̏͐́̑ͤ̓͑o̱̥͈̟̟̍̔̋̈̐̈ͤr̞ ͉̰ͩ̅͋̉̇a̟͇̮̹͙̯̘͒̈́ͣ̽ͮ ̫̠̘̠͎̪̾̔̆̈́̓b̝̲̭̗̪̓̅ͩ͑̊͌̓r͓̳͍͓̜̥͂ͨ̾u͑́̂̃ͪ i̦̲̳̲̔͋͌̋͋s̠͇̤̱̜ͥ̒̍͐̓i̦̼͇͇̻̾͒̂́͂͆n͔̜̒'̝̱͋ ̭̤
>> [_] Anon 2814490 great memes everyone, pack it up.
>> [_] Anon 2814514 >># It's probably the same guy who keeps posting the nigger threads still trying to think that the reason people don't like it is because it's not anime. Don't fall for a retard's b8.

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>> [_] Anon 2813103 what the fuck
>> [_] Anon 2813106 movie?
>> [_] Anon 2813108 >># kingsmen
>> [_] Anon 2813109 >># Coworker watches this constantly, so sick of it please post something new
>> [_] Anon 2813110 Nothing of value was lost
>> [_] Anon 2813111 >># neat. will watch now
>> [_] Anon 2813112 >># One of the best action movies in years. Right up there with the raid 2
>> [_] Anon 2813116 >># Why watch it if your sick of it
>> [_] Anon 2813119 >># Why post it if it's already on youtube and weeks old?
>> [_] Anon 2813126 >># If that is your reasoning behind not posting a flash, then why even come to this board?
>> [_] Anon 2813128 >># Because it started on Youtube it would be different if it was OC then whored to Youtube. Youtube whore
>> [_] Anon 2813132 This scene made me watch the movie; fucking loved it.
>> [_] Anon 2813137 >># Because its not really on youtube. Also, where do you think the majority of OC comes from? You think flash artists still post here or newgrounds after making a new flash? Or do you think they post to youtube where an actual audience awaits.
>> [_] Anon 2813143 Huh, didn't think brits made action flicks.
>> [_] Anon 2813146 >># Its a surprise to us all
>> [_] Anon 2813168 >># Yes it is. If we were going to have a /youtube/ board we would have one already tard
>> [_] Anon 2813182 Who names their kid "Eggsy"?
>> [_] Anon 2813189 >># You think people still post OC here? Name one that has been made in the past year that hasn't been ripped off youtube first
>> [_] Anon 2813197 >># >TAKING REQUESTS NIGGAS.swf
>> [_] Anon 2813204 >># The first post was asking what movie this is from. Obviously some people haven't seen it. Don't be a twat.
>> [_] Anon 2813259 >># beep la boop. Tico. Soda Pop. All within the last couple months. I'm sure there's more.
>> [_] Anon 2813266 >tips fedora
>> [_] Anon 2813273 someone needs to add killcount in this flash asap
>> [_] Anon 2813297 >># I went through the entire movie thinking it was "Exy" and was wondering much the same thing.
>> [_] Anon 2813324 I know the characters are supposed to be hardcore fundamentalists or whatever and the movie makes then really unlikable, (at least that's what I get from this) but taken out of context this is kinda unpleasant. Can anyone who has seen tell me why this guy kills the crap out of these people?
>> [_] Anon 2813329 >># Mind control. Or more like, there's a cell phone in everyone's pockets which is broadcasting a frequency which triggers incredible aggression in everyone around it, and that explains why everyone starts murdering each other when he first pulls the trigger. Later gets used on a global scale and fucks some shit up before they stop it.
>> [_] Anon 2813335 >># Cool, might watch this movie now.
>> [_] Anon 2813344 >># I always imagined Eggsy was his last name. Being along lines of Last names and military decorum. Your last name in turn becomes your first to separate confusion unless well your last name is as common as Smith or Barnes.
>> [_] Anon 2813358 >># We've got a few.
>> [_] Anon 2813381 >># more like "edgy"
>> [_] Anon 2813404 >># His name's Gary Unwin, but his nickname's Eggsy
>> [_] Anon 2813425 Am I the only one who thinks Resident Evil 4?

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>> [_] Anon 2809579 great movie
>> [_] Anon 2809587 >># There were more holes in that movie than swiss cheese and I don't know what the hell was going on between the guy and girl (are they friends? in love? budding romance?) but it was plenty of fun to watch. The opening, and this scene, were really well done.
>> [_] The Great Weiner of Junior Hut 2809589 Gonna go with the guess of Kingsmen?
>> [_] Anon 2809592 >># Yep. Str8 good popcorn flick. I'm surprised a movie like this managed to create such a damn fine action sequence, and to Freebird no less!
>> [_] Anon 2809593 >># I think the entire movie was pretty well done actually. Of course there were holes though, its literally made to be over the top satire... The holes are what made the movie
>> [_] Anon 2809596 >># Hmm. Well now that you put it that way, I guess I appreciate it a little bit more now.
>> [_] Anon 2809599 Saw this in theaters with a chick and watched as tons of old people with children left the theater. lol
>> [_] Anon 2809602 Why did everyone else start beating the shit out of each other?
>> [_] Anon 2809604 >># Long story short, audio virus gave them all rabies
>> [_] Anon 2809605 oh look another movie fantasizing about killing christians. Hollywood at it's finest.
>> [_] Anon 2809606 >># Fuck 'em. This shit was gold. It missed the part in the beginning where he trolls the fuck out of them with the "Hail Satan" rant as he walks out.
>> [_] Anon 2809608 >># Not just any Christians, they're made to represent the Westboro Baptist Church. If you had to pick a group of Christians to massacre, they're not a bad option.
>> [_] Anon 2809610 >># I thought that at first too, honestly, and my /pol/ senses went off, but I realized they were spoofing Westboro and later when all the world leaders go "poof" I realized that this movie didn't really care who it offended.
>> [_] Anon 2809611 >># It was mind control set too everyone killing everyone. They just used Christians because they are barely people anyways so its ok to kill them. Like orcs from LotR or the only good actors in GoT
>> [_] Anon 2809652 >># >they are barely people anyways *tips fedora*
>> [_] Anon 2809660 The kill right after the first reload always punches me right in the cockles
>> [_] Anon 2809664 >># >and I don't know what the hell was going on between the guy and girl (are they friends? in love? budding romance?) Is there any reason to assume they're anything other than friends? If it was two dudes would you be thinking, "Wait a minute, are they gay?" It's flat platonic, guy. They're just friends. He's balls deep in a princess' ass at the end and the most intimate he got with Roxy was "I'll help you not die if you don't have a chute".
>> [_] Anon 2809675 >># Amen. This world is absolutely disgusting. The Beast will have no trouble taking control when he comes. Absolutely disgusting society we live in. Return Lord Jesus.
>> [_] Anon 2809702 movie was weird, seemed like a children's movie but was ulraviolent
>> [_] Anon 2809706 >># seems like the average children's movie to me
>> [_] Anon 2809710 >># Thats what ealy made me like this movie from one side its light, kinda funny, satirical From the other side we have combat that is quite brutal. This mix is what i realy like about it.
>> [_] Anon 2809720 just watched this because the flash. it wasn't like what I thought It would be I liked it
>> [_] Anon 2809726 Has anyone got a .swf of the head popping scene? I need that saved to my PC
>> [_] Anon 2809743 where could one watch this movie online?
>> [_] Anon 2809768 >># >*tips fedora* You mean menora
>> [_] Anon 2809788 >># *Allahu's Ackbar*

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>> [_] Anon 2808025 >># This one is better, yeah
>> [_] Anon 2808026 good lord this is even stranger than the bagman video
>> [_] Anon 2808036 >that first reload muh dick
>> [_] Anon 2808047 >># kingsman, yeah? otherwise it makes no sense
>> [_] Anon 2808048 So, I'm missing part of the story here. I've been told that this was like westboro baptist church or some crap, by why was he killing them all and why were they killing each other?
>> [_] Anon 2808049 >># Villain gives out free sim cards to everyone, uses them to mind control everyone into killing each other so he can play population control.
>> [_] Anon 2808051 >># >Deus ex: HR Well fuck
>> [_] Anon 2808074 >># dont worry, its politically correct. only white people are killing white people because the 500 million white people are clearly over populated when compared to the 6 billion other colored races :^)
>> [_] Anon 2808079 >># lmao you sound like a fucking nigger
>> [_] Anon 2808094 >ass
>> [_] Anon 2808099 No epic MLG menes, downvoted
>> [_] Anon 2808108 >># It's also a white supremacist church.... or something like the Westboro Baptists There aren't many non whites in those places.
>> [_] Anon 2808137 Looks like I've got another movie to watch.
>> [_] Anon 2808167 >># >not fedora_fantasy.swf

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>> [_] Anon 2800942 This is boss as hell Movie sauce?
>> [_] Anon 2800943 What is the context?
>> [_] Anon 2800944 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXPmYpUs Qgk
>> [_] Anon 2800947 Kingsman: The Secret Service literally googled 'church fight scene'.
>> [_] Anon 2800950 >># He's a Catholic whore, currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with his black Jewish boyfriend... who works in a military abortion clinic. Hail Satan.
>> [_] Anon 2800953 >># Kingsmen
>> [_] Anon 2800959 >># Evil black Steve Jobs with a lisp is using cell phones to trasmit a signal that causes people to react violently (or with primal instincts, can't recall which). The church and its goers are a not-Westboro Baptist Church and the dude kicking ass is a Kingsman (spy), who is also affected by the signal but because he's a highly trained killing machine he more or less ends up killing the entire church.
>> [_] Anon 2800966 >># so he massacred an entire normal congregation of churchgoers? edgy
>> [_] Anon 2800967 >># no they were from kentucky they were all related and hated fags so pretty much you and your family
>> [_] Anon 2800969 >># so they were or weren't westboro baptist style? were they killing because of the phone thing or because they're insane?
>> [_] Anon 2800973 >># Its a major plot point in the movie. Huge spoilers. [spoiler]The church is meant to represent wesboro. The main villain of the story gained wealth by giving out free sim cards to everyone everywhere, once he got them out to millions of people, he tested their brain signal thing on the church goers. (When activated, everyone in a certain radius of the signal goes insane and start killing shit.) [/spoiler]
>> [_] Anon 2800980 Even in this crappy resolution, this scene makes me grin like an idiot. This is the kind of spy movie brits of my generation will be asking for, and I couldn't be happier about it. Thanks for sharing, OP.
>> [_] Anon 2800986 >># Underrated post/10 >># The villain was already rich. He was pretty much the monopoly holder of the entire modern technology market. He was already insanely rich and powerful before the sim card thing.
>> [_] Anon 2801003 > fight scene >freebird why hasn't this been done before
>> [_] Anon 2801015 >># Thanks Anon. You just reminded me of an awesome looking movie I need to watch.
>> [_] Anon 2801027 >># Takes a certain amount of carnage to really work. It would probably work for either of The Raid movies.
>> [_] Anon 2801076 had this shit repeat about 5 times now, I can't get enough it's so good
>> [_] Anon 2801086 >># I hated the parts of the movie like this and when they tried to show the baby part like "You should be worried about the baby, but not care that all the other innocent people are dieing" Those who think it is justified to kill crazy church people are no better than the fucking Muslim terrorists.
>> [_] Anon 2801099 >># this is one hell of an impressive shot. Not quite on-par with Hong Kong Jackie Chan movie shots (don't confuse them with the American Jackie Chan movies, they use many cuts), but at least it tries to make the action continuous.
>> [_] Anon 2801109 Jews are really pushing that anti Christianity shit on us
>> [_] Anon 2801125 >># It takes me back to the old days of camera work. . .Not quite there, but the flow is still very good! Man, I really do need to see Kingsman now.
>> [_] Islamic State Media 2801127 >># Indeed.
>> [_] Anon 2801131 >># i'm with you.
>> [_] Anon 2801141 Resident Evil 4
>> [_] Anon 2801151 >># 4.5 star post 9/10 would applaud again
>> [_] Anon 2801166 God this movie was so awesome. If you're a dude who likes action/spy movies (and what dude doesn't), then watch this movie.
>> [_] Anon 2801168 >># this. its what he said before he began to leave. good movie by the way.
>> [_] friendsofsandwiches 2801171 I saw this in theaters, when the 'black president's head exploded along with everyone elses, there were a few cheers.
>> [_] Anon 2801199 JESUS, GUIDE MY AXE!