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Captain Stern.swf
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Threads (19):

[RMA4Z90]https://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/3507237
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 1/5 -2024 08:51:45 Ended: 1/5 -2024 09:19:59Flashes: 1 Posts: 2
File: Captain Stern.swf-(9.78 MB, 320x176, Other)
[_] Anon 3507237
>> [_] Anon 3507238 Heavy Metal is such a great film... Wish the comic mag was still going.


[A654HWI]http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/3275955
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 27/8 -2017 22:48:20 Ended: 28/8 -2017 03:24:00Flashes: 1 Posts: 2
File: Captain Stern.swf-(9.78 MB, 320x176, Anime)
[_] Anon 3275955
>> [_] Anon 3276009 STEEEEEEEEEEEERN


[T4F5628]http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/2911590
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 24/9 -2015 21:25:03 Ended: 25/9 -2015 01:53:08Flashes: 1 Posts: 6
File: Captain Stern.swf-(9.78 MB, 320x176, Other)
[_] Anon 2911590 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2911599 >># thank you based anon you just made an old stoner very happy
>> [_] Anon 2911637 >># Heavy Metal the movie
>> [_] Anon 2911641 >># Only saw it a year ago, fucking love it.
>> [_] Anon 2911674 this is what happens when you do kreatine
>> [_] Anon 2911700 37 dicks 37 counts of rape


[NBOYICB]! http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/2735827
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 1/4 -2015 18:12:16 Ended: 1/4 -2015 22:55:22Flashes: 1 Posts: 13
File: Captain Stern.swf-(9.78 MB, 320x176, Other)
[_] Anon 2735827 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2735834 >># Well.... That was somethin'
>> [_] Anon 2735838 >37 counts of rape that look of a motherfucker
>> [_] Anon 2735866 >># I think you mean 37 counts of tender love
>> [_] Anon 2735896 rofl did anyone catch the goatse
>> [_] Anon 2735909 >># >># >># >># >># have none of you seen Heavy Metal?
>> [_] Anon 2735914 I fucking love heavy metal https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtBcwDY9 D_M
>> [_] Anon 2735915 >># NO
>> [_] Anon 2735919 >># No way. Cartoons are for children nerd
>> [_] Anon 2735921 >># fuckin awesome >># awesome too
>> [_] Anon 2735924 >># >he says on the indonesian tv entertainment website I get it.
>> [_] Anon 2736098 Officially the best segment of Heavy Metal.
>> [_] Anon 2736105 >># Sadly, Heavy Metal is one lost to time. Twas a wonderful gem it was, though. Deserves to be remembered forever.


[SFB14WC]http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/2674827
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 31/1 -2015 02:35:48 Ended: 31/1 -2015 04:25:39Flashes: 1 Posts: 6
File: Captain Stern.swf-(9.78 MB, 320x176, Anime)
[_] Anon 2674827
>> [_] fedex5 2674836 my hero o.O
>> [_] vipper 2674845 IT'S OKAY CHARLIE, I GOT AN ANGLE
>> [_] Anon 2674850 That was pretty rad
>> [_] Anon 2674858 Love heavy metal.
>> [_] Anon 2674954 pre-schooler prostitution ring? what a hero!


[S0N2NIL]http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/2528332
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 15/9 -2014 08:43:45 Ended: 15/9 -2014 10:45:26Flashes: 1 Posts: 9
File: Captain Stern.swf-(9.78 MB, 320x176, Hentai)
[_] Anon 2528332 i've got an angle
>> [_] Anon 2528333 I've got an angle, goy.
>> [_] Anon 2528334 that guy sounds like uther from warcraft
>> [_] Anon 2528341 I was in the gym this one time and I broke my PR for the deadlift and as I lifted the barbell, I shouted, "STEEEEERN!" A buddy of mine looked up from the water fountain and said, "Hanover, take it easy."
>> [_] Anon 2528356 The hell is this? I love it.
>> [_] Anon 2528362 >># Heavy Metal.
>> [_] The Devastator 2528368 >># Love this. Getting all nostalgic
>> [_] Anon 2528408 >37 accounts of rape >his fucking face then
>> [_] Anon 2528416 >># Man takes pride in his work. Nothing wrong with that.


[UDW8BX0]! http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/2484529
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 11/8 -2014 20:48:13 Ended: 12/8 -2014 01:12:23Flashes: 1 Posts: 19
File: Captain Stern.swf-(9.78 MB, 320x176, Other)
[_] Anon 2484529 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2484555 Heavy Metal, great movie.
>> [_] Anon 2484566 What the shit.
>> [_] Anon 2484578 >># Downloading.
>> [_] Anon 2484583 >># trips of truth
>> [_] Anon 2484584 I was expecting a hood the entire time, damnit.
>> [_] Anon 2484605 >># So fucking quiet
>> [_] Anon 2484618 >Throw yourself on the mercy of the court Ineffective assistance of counsel
>> [_] Anon 2484634 >># heavy metal is tha shit yo
>> [_] Anon 2484646 >37 counts of rape ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) captcha: completely nompa
>> [_] Anon 2484647 >># This isn't Earth Law, anon, this is Future Space Law.
>> [_] Anon 2484656 >># In a row?
>> [_] Anon 2484660 Allright this movie is beautiful
>> [_] Anon 2484681 >World war 2 zombies. >They weren't the nazis. I'm dissapoint
>> [_] Anon 2484684 The world used to be based as fuck.
>> [_] Anon 2484723 This dude is like Zapp Brannigan.
>> [_] Anon 2484727 >># but with more counts of rape
>> [_] Anon 2484739 >># >># Yes on both accounts. This man is the man
>> [_] Anon 2484756 >># Captain Stern: Typical /b/tard


[T8E8WS8]http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/2383715
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 14/5 -2014 18:44:52 Ended: 14/5 -2014 23:40:11Flashes: 1 Posts: 6
File: Captain Stern.swf-(9.78 MB, 320x176, Other)
[_] STEEEEEEEEEEEEEERN Anon 2383715
>> [_] Anon 2383735 i dont know why but i found this a bit disturbing
>> [_] King !!Ho8YFUnx18C 2383755 >># Fucking Awesome movie with awesome music
>> [_] Anon 2383766 Almost every single segment in Heavy Metal makes me think, "Oh shit, this one! I fucking love this one!" This is one of my favorites though. Also, if you haven't seen the full movie, watch it high as balls the first time. Totally the way to go.
>> [_] Anon 2383901 >># Will do
>> [_] Anon 2383925 No one prostitutes preschoolers like Gaston!


[GVDT27W]http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/2369776
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 1/5 -2014 11:02:07 Ended: 1/5 -2014 19:05:55Flashes: 1 Posts: 5
File: Captain Stern.swf-(9.78 MB, 320x176, Other)
[_] STEEEEEEEEEEERN Anon 2369776 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] friendsofsandwiches 2369806 Greatest soundtrack EVER. Wore out two legit tapes of this, and was pissed this never came out on CD until the late 90s. I remember watching this movie from a copy we made when cinemax showed it, and that pacing just... killed me. The opening, the crazy aliens, and the death bombers were the best, but everything else felt so... cheezy and it drug on and on.
>> [_] Anon 2369833 >># Yeah, I watched it a few weeks ago for the first time and that was how I felt about it. The 'great evil orb' didn't really seem that tough, either, since its influence seemed to be completely ignorable and several people (taxi driver, nerd-turned-bald, probably more) survived it unscathed. It could have been better. I thought most of the dialogue was pretty natural-feeling, though, which is a plus.
>> [_] Anon 2369922 This is Heavy Metal, right? I need to try that movie again, I feel like I completely missed the point the first time.
>> [_] Anon 2369990 Why so few replies?


[H5Y0B26]http://boards.4chan.org/f/res/2351511
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 15/4 -2014 12:00:05 Ended: 15/4 -2014 15:23:42Flashes: 1 Posts: 6
File: Captain Stern.swf-(9.78 MB, 320x176, Anime)
[_] Anon 2351511
>> [_] Anon 2351519 what's this from?
>> [_] Anon 2351520 >># >] >Anonymous UTC+9 2351511 >
>> >Anonymous UTC+9 2351519 heavy metal: the movie it's a series of animated shorts loosely tied together, pretty cool if you like 80's animation it's on youtube for free
>> [_] Anon 2351522 >># i don't see it.
>> [_] Anon 2351525 >># musta got taken down since I saw it. shucks. shouldn't be too hard to torrent or something. it's out there.
>> [_] Anon 2351610 If you can stand Spanish, here you go, full movie. English one has been removed from the jewtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7ccCsPd H-k


[DI52XQK]http://boards.4chan.org/f/res/2205438
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 3/12 -2013 13:25:58 Ended: 3/12 -2013 15:50:40Flashes: 1 Posts: 3
File: Captain Stern.swf-(9.78 MB, 320x176, Other)
[_] Anon 2205438
>> [_] Anon 2205473 Heavy Metal.
>> [_] Anon 2205530 Truly the greatest escape.


[BDPCMII]http://boards.4chan.org/f/res/2181010
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 15/11 -2013 12:56:11 Ended: 15/11 -2013 16:17:05Flashes: 1 Posts: 7
File: Captain Stern.swf-(9.78 MB, 320x176, Other)
[_] STERRRNNNNNNN Anon 2181010
>> [_] Anon 2181049 37 counts of love in the first degree they forgot to list of theft of my heart with those manly good looks mmm baby :3
>> [_] Anon 2181100 Why the fuck is the audio on this so shit?
>> [_] Rei !p8eYCadcMo!!UIUUBgiqKcz 2181102 >># It's VHS QUALITY.
>> [_] Anon 2181144 What is this from?
>> [_] Anon 2181152 I never would have guessed that it was Eugene Levy doing the voice of Stern had I not looked this up on imdb
>> [_] Anon 2181154 I watched the movie last week. It's ok I guess. lots of cartoon tits if you're into that.


[TLXWITI]http://boards.4chan.org/f/res/2178580
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 13/11 -2013 17:21:12 Ended: 13/11 -2013 19:31:08Flashes: 1 Posts: 8
File: Captain Stern.swf-(9.78 MB, 320x176, Other)
[_] Anon 2178580 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2178585 wtf did I just Watch!!!!!!!
>> [_] Anon 2178586 >37 counts of rape it's not rape if they wanted it
>> [_] Anon 2178587 >># Heavy metal, my friend, Heavy metal
>> [_] Anon 2178588 >># http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heavy_Metal _(film)
>> [_] Anon 2178604 Had to turn up the volume. half expected a loudasshit hood
>> [_] Anon 2178625 >># You are not alone.
>> [_] Zylphe 2178672 What song is that when hanoverfis comes after Stern? Source of artist?


[PXNGLBQ]http://boards.4chan.org/f/res/2176890
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 12/11 -2013 07:25:33 Ended: 12/11 -2013 07:42:34Flashes: 1 Posts: 6
File: Captain Stern.swf-(9.78 MB, 320x176, Other)
[_] 37 counts of LOVE Anon 2176890
>> [_] Anon 2176904 Go back enough years, I would've found this fucking awesome.
>> [_] Anon 2176914 .... I believe I heard the phrase 'preschooler prostitution ring' in there somewhere... what the fuck...
>> [_] Anon 2176931 I can't believe I watched that whole thing.
>> [_] Anon 2176939 I come back to 4chan after 6 months and find this gem that ISN'T some kind of trap? Holy shit, today's been good!
>> [_] Anon 2176942 Fuck, I love Heavy Metal.


[UAVR2E1]http://boards.4chan.org/f/res/2168187
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 5/11 -2013 05:49:18 Ended: 5/11 -2013 11:02:11Flashes: 1 Posts: 9
File: Captain Stern.swf-(9.78 MB, 320x176, Other)
[_] Only 37 counts? Anon 2168187 Maybe it was just at a single sitting..? Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2168206 What is this from?
>> [_] Anon 2168208 >># Heavy Metal. Look it up. ... On second thought, Don't.... It'll screw you up for life.
>> [_] Anon 2168210 >># Huh. I'd always heard of Heavy Metal but I'd never gone to look it up. I figured that the protag would be a bimbo space biker of some sort, at least that's what pictures I've seen had lead me to believe.
>> [_] Anon 2168230 Those green spheres wreck some serious shit.
>> [_] Anon 2168274 Only 37? Well, yeah, but he was also pimping out pre-schoolers; surely this counts for something!?
>> [_] GOLDEN AGE GIANT ROBOT 2168279 oh, and Hanover? ... goodbye
>> [_] Anon 2168299 forgot how awesome the soundtrack in that movie was. gotta go watch it again.
>> [_] Anon 2168358 It's O-K CharLIIIIIIE


[XRQ3UXR]http://boards.4chan.org/f/res/2158903
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 27/10 -2013 19:28:32 Ended: 27/10 -2013 22:14:39Flashes: 1 Posts: 6
File: Captain Stern.swf-(9.78 MB, 320x176, Anime)
[_] bc heavy metal reposts. Anon 2158903 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2158911 >># I love you man. I'm going to award you 50 thousand zulacks in counts of rape :3
>> [_] Anon 2158928 oh look, this flash again.
>> [_] Anon 2158968 its captain sternn, with two ns
>> [_] Anon 2158994 Now I may be just be a simple country Hyper-Chicken, but I think that captain looks awfully familiar...
>> [_] BLAH 2159029 BEEEEEEEY SEVETEEEEEEN BAAAAAAWWWMERRRRR


[PZ7SM2W]! http://boards.4chan.org/f/res/2156207
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 25/10 -2013 08:47:01 Ended: 25/10 -2013 11:47:28Flashes: 1 Posts: 19
File: Captain Stern.swf-(9.78 MB, 320x176, Other)
[_] Mattel Electronics Presents Anon 2156207 b8 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2156214 it does look like that saturday morning style, doesn't it? given the number of compromises they had to make, i wonder why the people at Heavy Metal bothered.
>> [_] Anon 2156270 >that last scene DOUBLE SHAYAMALAN'D MY ASS
>> [_] Reiiama Kotsu, Inevitable 2156271 Feels like a typical Space Station 13 round.
>> [_] Anon 2156282 What the hell is this from?
>> [_] Anon 2156286 >># Heavy Metal (1981) >># haha i no rite >># s'nothin boss
>> [_] Anon 2156287 >># Awesome thanks, might actually watch some of this in my spare time. Do you know if it is worthwhile by chance?
>> [_] Anon 2156288 it's a clear parallel with Zapp Brannigan I dont know why I love this movie.
>> [_] Anon 2156291 >># I love the hell out of the movie. It's really only got one or two weak moments but the rest is sold overall. If this part appeals to you I can assure you the rest of the movie will at least be worth a look .>># You don't need a reason to like it, I'll forgive you :3
>> [_] Anon 2156299 This movie is like required viewing to even be on the internet. How do the 4chan kids not know if after South Park did that parody just a few years back?
>> [_] Anon 2156301 >funny haha flash file >that trap door is actually an airlock, and dies violently on screen, the scene closing with a severed hand floating through space Even on 4chan this movie gets pussified.
>> [_] Anon 2156308 >># well I would have posted the segment after this too but the autists were giving me shit about "posting it too much" whatever the fuck that means
>> [_] Anon 2156310 >># Nah, bro. The next part you post doesn't show the death via airlock. It just starts with a floating hand. :/
>> [_] Anon 2156311 >># actually it starts with him flying off into space before he catches fire and turns into a flaming hand. :3 I've actually had a few people who don't know the movie ask "isn't that the guy from the captain stern flash?"
>> [_] Anon 2156316 >># My mistake, then. Must've seen a different flash with the same content.
>> [_] Anon 2156320 >># Which really just begs the question, "Of all the bits of this movie, why isn't anyone posting the /s/ or the ... is there a board for violence? Shit, even the tits are neither /s/ nor /h/ .... fuck, let me start again: ...Which really just begs the question, "Of all the bits of this movie, why isn't anyone posting the /b/?
>> [_] Anon 2156321 >># it's alright. We all loves us some Heavy Metal :3 >># This is a good question. And the answer is uh...uhrmm... I'll get back to you
>> [_] Anon 2156352 >pre-schooler prostitution ring No one whores out kids like Gaston!
>> [_] Anon 2156357 >># I knew that I'd seen that chin somewhere!


[QMDQQLT]http://boards.4chan.org/f/res/2153731
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 23/10 -2013 04:50:51 Ended: 23/10 -2013 07:14:00Flashes: 1 Posts: 8
File: Captain Stern.swf-(9.78 MB, 320x176, Other)
[_] Hangins too good for him Anon 2153731 burnins too good for him
>> [_] Anon 2153734 HE SHOULD BE TORN INTO TINY PIECES AND BURIED ALIIIIIIIVE! >shit nigga, calm down
>> [_] Anon 2153772 Hahaha! Clever! What's this from?
>> [_] Anon 2153781 >># Heavy Metal (1981) my good man! Great movie!
>> [_] Anon 2153818 >># I just finished watching the whole movie and all I have to say is the ending sucked balls
>> [_] Anon 2153851 Heavy Metal is a totally bizarre work. It's worth a watch but its totally bizarre. I walk away from it feeling like....I don't know. Some people's idea of what movies could/should be are totally beyond anything I can relate to.
>> [_] Anon 2153862 >># ending was a bit weak but the rest of the movie minus the space aliens part was pretty awesome
>> [_] Anon 2153898 can wait for Heavy Metal 2020


[YX8Y5W8]F ! http://boards.4chan.org/f/res/2151365
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 21/10 -2013 04:23:12 Ended: 21/10 -2013 05:43:03Flashes: 1 Posts: 12
File: Captain Stern.swf-(9.78 MB, 320x176, Other)
[_] Hangings too good for him Anon 2151365 burnings too good for him
>> [_] Anon 2151376 How clever.
>> [_] Anon 2151383 Thirty seven counts of rape? In a row?
>> [_] Anon 2151389 >># go big or go home
>> [_] Anon 2151391 Wow. I wanna watch the rest of this movie now.
>> [_] Anon 2151397 >># B-17 segments posted. If you're unfamiliar with the movie its Heavy Metal but be careful its NOT Heavy Metal 2000. Unfortunately that's the only two segments I have someone else was posting them a while ago
>> [_] Anon 2151401 >># Thanks man, i'll go ahead and pirate that shit.
>> [_] Anon 2151403 >># Enjoy! Glad to help!
>> [_] Anon 2151405 >># http://thepiratebay.sx/torrent/6192748/H eavy_Metal_1981_BRRip_XvidHD_720p-NPW
>> [_] Anon 2151410 >># 1981! Yup! That be the one!
>> [_] Anon 2151445 Pre-schooler Prostitute Ring is a good band name.
>> [_] Anon 2151464 Such a quiet flash I was expecting where da hood



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